#Mating Ritual

[amethysthollis]

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im losing my mind

(wolverine mating rituals shown in deadpool 3)

[bl00dy-entity]

just saying

[spacevixenmusic]

Source: Delicious In Dungeon [2024]

[lunastar92]

Mating ritual! 🤣🤣

[ourtubahero-blog]

The Moronsexual tries to attract the attention of his mate with a mating dance.

[philophilophilophilo]

[boimgfrog]

IM GONNA SEE MATING RITUAL LIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SCREAMING DYING THROWING UPPPPP

[brandyschillace]

Meet the Ruff, nature’s Femme-boy

In the Ruff species, 1% of males are ‘faeders’. They are born with female plumage…and, strangely, much bigger testicles. They pretend to be lady birds and sneak-mate (and the females seem to love them!)

Meet the Ruff, a literal ‘sneaky f*cker’ and femme-boy of the bird world. Note: I have also learned that male Ruffs will also mate with Faeders—as bottoms! (And thus the lyrics of Bon Scott’s AC/DC hit spring to mind… ‘He’s got big balls, and SHE’s got big balls… BUT FAEDERS HAVE THE BIGGEST BALLS OF THEM ALL!)

[ahb-writes]

Human mating rituals are unbelievably tedious to observe.

(Eleanor Oliphant is Completely Fine by Gail Honeyman)

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

I'm honored my lady

[qedavathegrey]

This one is making my Top Songs of 2024, no question.

[azlyricsdotcom]

The Bungalow // Mating Ritual // The Bungalow (2020)

[jestressofnihil]

I will study bugs, I will understand and recognize bug's mating dances and then I will interrumpt them on purpose while wearing a mask just to mess up with them in order to create an army of incel bugs who hate me.

Then, I will dress myself as a bug and I will convince them I have a great plan to kill the one asshole who keeps preventing them from mating.

I will then fake my death in front of the angry bug mob (I will convince a friend to put on the mask, then I will stab her) and I will become a hero on their eyes.

I will be popular and praised among them. Queens will trust me. I will become royal advisor for at least 3, maybe 100, maybe more (I haven't studied bugs yet) species.

And you shall fear me.

[twistedappletree]

but she said, “no, the bottle’s dry

and that won’t save you—

but you got time before we burn.”

[cyber-punk-rock]

The Bungalow // Mating Ritual

[thoughtlessarse]

Two spoonbills engage in a mating ritual in the UK. Spoonbills are having a good year nationwide; wardens at RSPB Fairburn Ings in Yorkshire report that nine chicks, or “teaspoons” as they have been nicknamed, have already fledged, a record number - Photograph: Peter Lau/Royal Society for the Protection of Birds/PA

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