#Maybe c plot

[spencer-is-someone]

my face when I get out of school early to see an endocrinologist about weight loss medication but then they also manage to squeeze in an ekg but then we go on a detour to get some snacks and then we go to aldi’s AND THEN my mom can finally go to staples but in the staples parking lot some asshole scrapes against the car and I’m the only eye witness so we have to wait there until my dad and the police arrive, but then I need to use the bathroom so I go to kohls and then I think to myself “wow, my mom needs a plushie to squeeze after this whole mess” so I go on another side quest to get a $5 Jurassic park plushie ($5.33 with taxes) and when I get back the police are there so I come running to my parents, holding up the anti stress T-Rex saying “LOOK I GOT A DINO”

the officer’s name was Kyle btw. He was pretty nice but ACAB still

[pennumbra]

Hmm. Eggmaria.

[flower-seller]

Do you even lift, bro?

No really, do y—

[bleue-flora]

What's often interesting to me, is Dream spells it out in the finale and people often still don't get it, so I thought it'd be interesting to see what he was actually referencing here. To see where it all started.

[24:27] Tommy: “That first war, me and Tubbo versus you–how it should have ended–why’d you take it?” Dream: “Tommy, you ambushed me and killed me. You stole all my shit! You tried ambushing me in a little cave–you don’t remember that? I feel like you just–your memory is just–gone.”

So here is the ambush Dream is talking about, where Sapnap and Tommy basically decide to just kill Dream and then kept all of his shit. [Death 1]

He gets killed again when he tries to take back his stuff. [Death 2]

Tommy kills him for fun right after he respawns with nothing. [Death 3]

Then after Dream gets his stuff back (via our boy Punz) and he takes the discs to get Tommy to stop, he gives Tommy back his items. But unsatisfied, Tommy goes after Dream, gets one of his discs back and hides it in the little cave. Dream tries to find it, while Sapnap and Tommy try to stop him. They are unsuccessful until, Tubbo brings them axes and they sneak up and corner Dream in the little cave, ambushing and killing him. Once again, taking all of his shit, (including, yes, the other disc.) [Death 4]

[27:58] Tommy: “Think about that, we could’ve been friends but no because you have to figure out the reason you have to get–”  Dream: “Yeah we could’ve but you–you ruined the chance of that long ago. It was you.” Tommy: “I ruined it?” Dream: “You ruined it!”

And I don’t think it’s unfair for Dream to say that in the finale, because for Dream it’s this stream early on, these moments that started it all. It’s these instances of Dream getting murdered and robbed and made fun of over and over. Him, trying to not just make peace for everyone, but also reclaim respect and peace for himself. It’s Tommy chasing after Dream when he has nothing to kill him and rub it in his face. It’s Dream, even after all of that, giving back their items. It’s these instances of violence taken too far to the point they clearly pissed Dream off and didn’t care or follow his very simple request of just giving an apology and his belongings back that shape my distaste for Tommy and sympathy for Dream. It’s these moments that I feel like are gone from Tommy’s and our memory that highlight a different story.

[28:34] Dream: “Yeah, we could have been friends if you weren’t a little shit.”

[ashpkat]

i can’t believe octavian died like… that. of all things in a middle grade kids books series. and everyone was chill about it. literally no one gaf octavian died so horrifically even if it was ‘just’ —and as the readers… we were chill with it too

[somegrumpynerd]

Remaining kitties for the garden

Here are all the kitties who didn't make it to the website and their pet screens c:

^The regular kitties (The nothing option would make Error show up and just kinda glare at everybody lol and there would be mirror and paper bag options to see Dust and Horror again)

^The winter kitties (The snow option would bring out Blue and Dream, the christmas lights brought Fresh and the stocking was Ink)

^The special pairs (I don't think any of these made it to the polls lol but putting out a bed would bring Horror and Dust together, putting out a rainbow cushion would bring Color and Killer (this was how you would finally be able to pet him) and putting down comic books would bring Epic and Cross, who would finally purr when pet with his bestie)

[terrorbitch]

open to: w & nb.

plot: our muses are frenemies (maybe codependent besties who hate and love each other, rivals of some sort, sorority sisters, etc.) and they got into a fight before a big party and ended up splitting up in the beginning of the night. now that it's been a few hours, your muse is looking for her and ... well, surprise! super 'innocent' and mildly religious romy is in the woods with a lower classman. and they lock eyes?

there was a secret anger that boiled underneath the surface. every time her 'friend' tried to set her up with some guy at one of these parties, he was always such a loser. thankfully, she had a few girls she could pull away to help take out her anger on. sneaking away, deep into the woods, she had pushed the girl onto her knees. she already forgot her name, but she had looked up at her eagerly ⸺ and ro couldn't help but smile at the way she did. with her dress pushed up, she grabbed the girl by her hair and made quick use of her mouth. a movement caught her eye for a moment, glancing over to catch said friend staring at them. for a minute, ro thought to push the girl off of her... but instead, she kept eye contact. instead, she moaned out a little louder and pulled her closer. she daringly stared into her friend's eyes, feeling so much better than she had before.

[celtrist]

I just vented out a whole rant about how aromantisim is treated within Hazbin/helluva. I'm not really sure if I should post it for multiple reasons, one of which being I don't want anyone to feel targeted about it or take it the wrong way (like I honestly dont have beef with Al shippers. Gripes, but no beef as I also ship him on occasion).

There was just a sudden burst of frustration I had with it that I think was in part just came from built up frustration from other things. There's things I'd like to have out there, but I don't really think it'd get far or, again, be just taken the wrong way. I don't see a point in posting if people are gonna ignore it, plus it wouldn't change how things are now. If anyone has any thoughts or are curious let me know, but I don't wanna make anyone feel like shit or put a pointless rant out there no one wanted to see. I also wanna keep rants to a minimum as I know people aren't always into that sort of stuff, especially if you don't follow someone for that and you just get an influx of posts of them complaining. And I still want to keep things relatively light hearted around here, at best maybe just some critiques on things here and there.

It's late, I'm on my phone when I should probably just sleep it off, so sleep it off I will.

[thirdwheelravi]

does tommy just stand in the background while lou invents fanfiction like he did this episode lol.

is he supposed to be in the next episode? in that case maybe there will be a buck plot in 17 as well

[imjustavenuxwithaboomerang]

the funniest thing about the "call us jaladdin" line is that i have not stopped referring to the two of them as jaladdin since watching rise of red for the first time

[tedisipi]

"I loveeeeee old men #old man yaoi <3" ex friend when i showed them a picture of old walter c dornez and their response is "ew he looks weird"

You will not survive the winter and shall perish by the plague.

[bleue-flora]

Thought in light of my playlist with all of the Tommy lore, (btw if I missed anything let me know and I’ll try to find and add it) I’d also share all the playlists I have saved that could be useful to people watching lore or making their own playlists. There are also some other ones on my channel that you can check out if you want to, some of which I’m still working on (marked *). I have also posted lore resources before [here] and [here], which mention people like @spit-bite-glitch and @Wishdreamerx on youtube who have playlists by month.

{Also, I am trying to put together a dream playlist, which since he mostly doesn't have his own pov and sticks his head into everything, is quite a challenge, so if you are currently going through lore or something and come across the green boy it would be a big help if you would let me know, no need to provide time stamps or anything just a link, or even like just informing me of maybe some smaller lore you know he shows up in. I'd really appreciate it<3}

Timeline Playlist Links:

<> - <> - <> - <> - <> - <>

Anyways, this one is probably one of if not the best playlists I found. It does a pretty thorough job and includes lots of povs, it is understandably missing a few small things, but it’s really good and can definitely help you get a good view of the timeline too:

Characters:

Awesamdude - <> - <>

Sam Bucket*

Badboyhalo - <>

Dream*

DreamXD*

Eret

Eryn

Foolish - <>

Fundy

George

Michaelmicchill - <>

Niki

Philza

Ponk

Puffy

Punz* - <> - <>

Purpled

Quackity

Ranboo - <> - <>

Sapnap

Seapeekay

Skeppy - <>

Techno

Tommy

Tubbo - <> - <> - <> - <>

Wilbur - <> - <>

Arcs:

Disc Saga

War for Independance

Exile

Egg - <> - <>

Las Nevadas - <>

Prison Arc - <>

Post-Prison Arc

Daedalus * - <>

Finales*

And just for fun, while I'm at it, here are some other lore resources for you:

Transcripts Archive

Exile Transcripts

Exile & Prison Visitors

DSMP Members' Ages

DSMP Map Coordinate Archive

[aroaessidhe]

2025 reads / storygraph

Kiss Me, Maybe

contemporary romance

an ace lesbian has an accidental thirst trap go viral and uses the attention to talk about her experiences - which ends up developing into a silly idea to do a scavenger hunt where the winner gets to be her first kiss

she starts to plan it, with the bartender she’s had a crush on for years, and realises she’s starting to fall for said bartender - and as their relationship develops so does her understanding of her identity & connection towards her community

grey-ace lesbian MC

arc, out may 6!

[cleofast300]

i need to share this situation that came to My head...

What if cdream out of nowhere was pregnant before Prison break inside pandora. And when Sam notices he's shocked, like how did that happened? So he organizes a meeting outside the prison and requests everyone on the server come. When most people is there waiting, He brings dream by the scruff yelling "who got this man pregnant?!?!!"

And everyone stares at techno instantly. Techno offended defends "i didn't!! He didn't want me close to his personal space man". Next, they turn to George who just woke up and denies Even be let in the Prison. And sapnap denies too.

So everyone starts pointing fingers to each other on who could be. Quackity theories schlatt is he other father. If i remenber it's implied dream also had sex with him to get the Revival book. Maybe Ghost!schlatt one day told quackity about it, so he thinks it could be his. Sapnap and George point at Sam after also seeing the terrible conditions of dream's body and the torture scars. And he's the warden, the person who sees the prisoner the most outside of the guards, there's no way he isn't the other father.

Sam offended, denies everything and says he didn't, he never touched his prisoner like that. He Even put a system so he doesnt have to go feed him by himself. George and sapnap freeze, You didn't feed him yourself????? How could You check he was eating???? And Bad butts in, confessing about he awful Prison conditions and why he became a guard to improve them. So he was insolated alone all this time while visits where forbiden and also going Hungry and receiving phisical abuse??? Sapnap and George jump Sam to Snatch dream and run. This causes everyone to start fighting.

There's a group that wants to kill dream still, other that's fighting over who will take care of the kid, and the other just watching.

Sam wants to take care of the kid beacuse is his prisoner's kid. He already failed at not noticing sooner to do something about it, now he wants to take responsability for it and Dream's evil, who knows what it'd happen if he leaves him alone with the baby? He can't be let out of his watch. He might pass the baby his evil in the womb.

Techno would rather die than leave anyone take dream and his kid. He doesn't trust Sam and quackity at all, specially after seeing the conditions of that cell. And he could use some muder of warden and casino owner that tried to kill him on there. And doesn't trust dream's Friends. Too many untruthsful people on one place.

George and sapnap want to take care of it bc, on one part they don't trust dream with the baby. But they also don't trust sam. He let this happen and didn't noticed because he was negleting and mistreating dream?? Ohh no. No. they're not letting him with Sam. They also deep inside miss dream, and kinda want this as an excuse to be with him again and maybe convince him to go back with them. They're still mad at him but they miss him.

Quackity is fighting for it too. The baby could be potential blackmail to make dream hand over the book. And also why does dream get to have a kid when he can't even get married?? It's unfair, so he's getting that baby far from him.

Tommy just wants to kill dream. He hates him and hates more the idea of a mini dream being around. So he's planning to just kill him. Tubbo is more hesitant bc he's a father too now, so he kinda feels conflicted bc dream seems to want that kid, and if dream wants it then, is it okay killing him just out of spite when he has a wanted kid coming?

None of them are asking Dream what he wants or what he thinks. Except punz who is asking with his eyes while he looks at dream confused. He makes a quick signal that they'll talk later and punz nods. He'll have a long explaination to do when they can meet alone.

Dream never answers who is the other father. He's just there watching the scene develop. He murmurs under in a low voice to himself "well it could be worse, at least i know i won't have to worry for long" while patting his stomach. This is just the first stage on his revenge. But this is a slow-burn plan. He'll have to play the cards like he can.

So now, they all decide to set up a house and have dream love there. Prisons aren't suitable for pregnant people, sapnap and Bad argue. Sam wails internally beacuse that's his Prison :(((( but accepts at the end because they're right. Dream's gonna live there and everyone is gonna take turns in keeping an eye om him each day, until it's time. Also everyone is totally trying to get him to Say who the other father is, and also trying to see if they can convince him to let them be the stepfather👉👈 please? Dream is just happy everything is going acording to plan, see he now has a proper and in not awful conditions house.

[moldy-flowers]

Sakura: It was this day 3 years ago he left...

Naruto: Dont worry, Sakura! I'm sure this time next year we'll have him right back at home.

(Meanwhile)

Sasuke: *Sneezes*

Kabuto: You know Sasuke, they say when you sneeze it means someone's talking about you.

Sasuke: *Repeated sneezing*

Sasuke: OBBsessIVe motherFUCKERS *Sneeze*

[bottomvalerius]

if I had a nickel for every time a media series featuring “the arcane” in some capacity severely disappointed me with a decline in writing & characterization choices, I would have two nickels. Which is not a lot but it’s weird it happened twice.