#Meatball eyeballs

[yummies-tummy-food-blog]

[justclever]

Meatball eyeballs

Meatball eyeballs movie#

It's an immensely entertaining film that disregards modern special effects and proves that the splatter genre is still alive and kicking. "Meatball Machine" is "Tetsuo The Iron Man" mixed up with "Alien" all done in low budget and extra ketchup mode. Though you can easily recognize the cheapness of the film, necroborgs are A-movie class. Able to transforms various parts of the body into cool weaponry such as saws, rocket launchers, blood-firing shotguns and so on and so on. Without the usage of CGI Amemiya's designs are a breathtaking fusion of flesh and metal, painfully awesome in their appearance. The necroborgs as they are called in "Meatball Machine" look stunningly detailed. Done by Keita Amemiya who's work in creating outlandish creatures and costumes for both movies and video-games is well known. The movie's main attraction besides the violence and gore (like I haven't mentioned that enough already) are the cyborg designs. It's not exactly painful for the ears but it's not exactly good either. Acting is what you would expect from a no budget splatter film. And yes it too luckily shows more violence. There is a subplot focusing on how the parasite that infected the girl came into to their lives. The plot is simple, relatively clichéd but it does it's job well enough setting the movie's course straight forward into a bloody confrontation between the two leading characters. Will he succeed? Who gives a damn, as long as there is carnage and death I'm satisfied. Boy, in turn does also transform into said thing, and goes on a quest to save his love. Girl gets infected by a parasitic alien creature that turns her into a homicidal cyborg. Boy loves girl but is too afraid to ask her on a date. "Meatball Machine" follows the well known plot. It's not something you'll end up writing books about but it's nevertheless entertaining if you dig this type of cinema. First of what is "Meatball Machine" ? A simple in noway pretentious low budget industrial splatter flick packed with great make up effects and gore. I doubt I'll ever get a chance to see the original so I'll just stick commenting on this one.

Meatball eyeballs movie#

The olives / tomato / pasta / cheese combo is a beaut Halloween or not.Directed by the duo Yudai Yamaguchi (Battlefield Baseball) and Jun'ichi Yamamoto "Meatball Machine" is apparently a remake of Yamamoto's 1999 movie with the same name. But that’s ok because, y’know, blue cheese! Serve onto plates and top with the eyeballsĪs I said it looked better last time – I used cream cheese which didn’t melt as much so there was still more of the look of the eyeball. Make a tomato sauce to taste (I used tomato puree, garlic and chilli)ĭrain the spaghetti and stir in the “bloody” sauce Meanwhile, add the tagliatelle to boiling water. Italian seasoned ground chicken meatballs in a. Pop in the oven and bake for 15-20 minutes Make this easy, tasty recipe for meatball eyeballs for your next Halloween party or to just surprise the kids. Slice some pitted olives into two and push each half into the cheese. Shove some cheese into the thumb shaped hole Make an indent in each one (your thumb is a perfect size) Place one mozzarella slice (with olive) on top of each meatball. Place one sliced black olive on top of each mozzarella slice. Slice meatballs in half so that they lay flat. Drizzle marinara sauce over cooked pasta. Meatballs (I used pre-made for convenience but of course you can make your own)Ĭheese (I used blue stilton expecting veiny eyes, but last time cream cheese kept it’s state better) Prepare Mama Mancini’s meatballs according to package directions. For the eyes, put a dab of extra sauce on each meatball. Push a mozzarella ball deep into each meatball, pressing the edges around the mozzarella. in the palm of your hand, then place a mozzarella ball in the middle and mold the meatball around it. each, and set on a foil-lined baking sheet. Roll meatball mixture into balls, about 1 T. Serve up plates of the cooked spaghetti with warm pasta sauce. Mix together all ingredients for meatballs. I messed with a tested method tonight and it didn’t work out, aesthetically, as good, but taste wise it was ace. Bake the meatballs for 15 minutes, turning once during the baking time, until they are brown and the centers are no longer pink. Notes Cook the pasta in salted water to start adding flavor to the dish straight away. Garnish with fresh parsley, if using and serve. Fill in the gaps between the meatballs with more 'eyeballs'. I first made it around 6 years ago, when we used to decorate the flat and have people round and stay up until stupid o’clock. Place the meatballs on top of the pasta, and top each meatballs with a piece of sliced bocconcini and a sliced olive to make an eyeball. This is a fun Halloween dinner if you’re staying in tonight.

[tricksterlatte]

This came to me while sobbing into a Goro Akechi plushie on a plane...loved that part of Sailor Moon where Sailor V ripped off her mask and blood rained on high as she revealed her persona or whatever happened there!

[mashmaiden]

Happy Halloween everyone! Hope you're enjoying spooky fun and treats today, with no tricks!!

[itchyeye]

oh jon. you are so far gone. 🥰💕😘🥰💕🖤

[ofdreamsanddoodles]

incredibly cute camila thing was her saying she was going to use food dye because she couldn’t find apples blood. we have no idea what apples blood tastes like so we have no idea how successfully she’s replicated that, but even if she can’t guarantee things taste like how they do back home, she can at least make sure something looks familiar

[silly-little-demon-things]

slendy eating some creepy pasta

[kayhi808]

First Crush - 7

It took forever to get Abby down for her nap. She was too excited about Bucky coming over today. You can't lie, you're a little excited too. It feels like an important step is being made. You've invited him into your sanctuary. You switched up the menu to a roasted chicken. He ruined the idea of spaghetti & meatballs with his guts & eyeball comment. Roast chicken was a better idea, you can just throw it in the oven & enjoy the movie with them.

Looking around the living room to see if there was something you missed. You threw Abby's toys in a basket & pushed it to the side, so at least the living room looked a little neat. You had on shorts & a peasant top. A little dressier for staying home, but you wanted to look good for Bucky.

"Mama?" You hear her footsteps running down the hall. "Mama?"

"Yes?"

"Where Bucky?" She looks around frowning. "I'm all done sleeping."

Bucky texted just a little bit ago saying he was getting near. "Pretty soon. He's on his way over right now. Let's brush your hair & put on a clean tshirt. We can wait for him downstairs.

*****

You and Abby wait on the stoop, singing songs she learned at daycare. There's a rumble of a motorcycle turning the corner that catches your attention. Of course he would own a bike. Your forehead wrinkles watching him pull in between the 2 cars parked out front. He looks sexy as hell, but you should have learned your lesson with Jason. Abby is jumping up & down clapping her hands watching Bucky take off his helmet. You have a hand on her arm keeping her away.

"How's my favorite girl?" Bucky smiles up at Abby as she pulls away from you & launches herself off the stairs at him. You're terrified that the daredevil gene will end up getting Abby hurt one day.

"ABBY!" Bucky easily catches her & hugs her to him. He sees the anger on your face and sets her down. "Abigail," turning her face towards you, "Don't you ever pull away from me like that. You know you aren't supposed to jump down the stairs."

"It's ok, Mama. Bucky catch me."

"No. No, it's not ok. What if he didn't?"

"I think you scared your Mama, Abby. Maybe you should say you're sorry." You see a stubborn frown on her face before she said she's sorry & you nod & kiss her brow. You stand up to face Bucky who looks concerned & bends down to kiss your cheek and whisper, "You ok?" He gives you an identical kiss to the brow that you gave Abby.

Nodding, "Nice bike."

"It's easier to find street parking," he shrugs. That makes perfect sense, but why does it still bother you? You shake off that thought & give him a smile.

Abby slips her hand in his, "Cans I ride it with you?"

"Absolutely not."

Bucky picks Abby up, "Let's listen to Mama, huh?"

"She's going to give me a heart attack.' You lead Bucky upstairs to your apartment. Abby has already switched topics & talking a mile a minute.

Once inside, Bucky opens his backpack & brings out 2 pints of ice cream, which brings a smile to your lips. Shyly, "I didn't know what flavor to get."

"Didn't know what would go well with guts & eyeballs? I switched to roast chicken by the way." He laughs & nods. "These are perfect. Abby, look what Bucky brought for dessert."

"Strawberry is my favorite! How yous know?"

Shrugging, "Lucky guess."

"Bucky, yous want to play toys in my room?"

"Um..."

"Baby, remember we were going to watch a movie. I'm going to make popcorn right now. Maybe you and Bucky can look for a movie instead."

"Oh yea! Come, Bucky." She tugs on his hand.

"What do you want to drink? I got iced tea, water, soda, juice...."

"Iced tea?"

"Mama, cans I has juice, please?"

"Yes, ma'am. One ice tea, one juice."

You put the chicken potato veggies in the oven. Pop some popcorn. Get their beverages and bring it to the living room. You find Bucky wearing a plastic lei and holding Pua, the pig from Moana, on his lap. Your jaw drops but you quickly take out your phone and snap a picture of him glaring at you. "Abby, where are you?"

You hear her feet running down the hallway, "I'm here, Mama!" She has a lei on & hula skirt. "I had to gives Bucky your lei."

"That's fine, Baby. It looks good on him."

Nodding, "So pretty!" She runs out again.

"Abby! What are you doing? The movie is going to start." You turn to Bucky who looks a little shell shocked. You straighten his lei. "You look good."

You hear Abby running back and now she's added on a tiara, "Ok, Mama! Puts yours on." She climbs on the couch and places one on Bucky. "There."

"That's perfect, Baby. Let's take a picture." Standing on the couch next to Bucky, she wraps her arms around him squishing her cheek up against his. "Nice! Say cheese! Smile, Buck." Then you sit on his other side and get a selfie of the 3 of you.

"Lemme see, please." Abby takes your phone and squeals. "Good work, Mama! We so pretty!" She plops down next to Bucky, "Okies, I'm ready for the movie."

You play "Moana", one of Abby's favorites so she's zoned out singing every song. Doing little dances. Bucky takes the opportunity to wrap his arm around you pulling you close. Whispering, "If you send those pics to anyone on the team, I will end you."

Next Chapter

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[snowyh2o]

Why is nobody talking about how Lucifer doesn’t just cook and serve up Alastor’s decapitated head in his song, he also pulls out Alastor’s EYEBALLS and serves them up with his tentacles like some sorta demented spaghetti and meatballs. Also the cake lol

[tmntheadcanons]

tmnt 2003 headcanons: cooking

Leo:

Bless his heart it's the thought that counts

Mikey thinks he was cursed by the vengeful ghost of a scorned chef because if he is even in the kitchen something will go wrong

And not only that but he will somehow destroy every utensil he touches like those non-stick pans? unrecognizable once he's done

And he'll burn everything

Lowkey it's because he gets impatient and turns the heat up all the way and scorches whatever he's making

And when he's cooking he'll be following the recipe and he'll just decide that something isn't important cause he doesn't know what it is

Or he'll try to guess what it is and that's even worse

he'll be like oh cream of tartar? That's just coffee cream and tartar sauce

He's happy to help but never trust him it's a trap

Here is a list of things Leo successfully can cook: cereal, canned soup and maybe toast on a good day

He's on dishes duty

Raph:

Actually surprisingly functional considering it's Raph

His cooking can be a little sloppy and it might not look very nice but it'll taste good

He's got a handful of recipes he knows how to make pretty well and for everything else he can probably figure it out

But Raph's recipes would be stuff that's pretty basic but very homey like chili, chicken noodle soup or like spaghetti and meatballs

At the farmhouse he likes to bbq like a middle aged dad

But Raph's problem is that he makes like triple the amount of food they actually need because go big or go home

And he cries when he cuts onions and not even like a little teary eyed like full on crying

Donnie:

He's just barely passing a C- at best

Donnie's problem is that he also doesn't follow the recipe because he thinks he knows better

and he doesn't

He's like oh cooking is just science and he treats it like his own little chemistry project

Like he'll make soup and treat it like he's making a potion

He's better than Leo because if he's supervised he can probably pull it off but if left to his own devices he will grab a flamethrower from his lab and be like this will be perfect to broil my nachos

With donnie's cooking it might be okay but there's also like a 20% chance it's poison

But also Donnie has no taste and would probably be content eating saltine crackers for the rest of his life

And he rarely cooks he does a lot around the house so he's rarely given cooking duty

Mikey:

He's the turtle version of remy from ratatouille he's a dreamer

Mikey likes to experiment with recipes and he has a taste for it so he likes to play around with different flavor combinations

And he'll follow recipes the first time he makes something but he can usually just eyeball proportions unless it something advanced

But he's an excellent cook of course and does the majority of the cooking

But he actually likes cooking and it's kind of like his love language

if they order take out and someone is like oh this is good mikey will recreate the recipe for them

And if someone's sick or upset Mikey will make their fav

And he makes his own pizzas

He generally likes everything Mikey isn't a picky eater he likes fancy dinners but he also likes 12 dollar cold left over pizza from dominos

Every time he eats his own cooking he says compliments to the chef

[turtles-hurtles-with-gurtles]

for everyone waiting for the next People Eater au update:

@yumeyumeappleo

[whirling-fangs]

Boop, Boop, Boop

"BOOP ME AGAIN, AND I WILL CHEW YOUR FINGERS OFF AND STICK THEM INTO YOUR EYEBALLS! THEN I'LL USE THEM TO GOUGE YOUR EYEBALLS OUT AND I'LL EAT THEM LIKE MEATBALLS ON A STICK!!! YOU'LL KNOW THE TRUE MEANING OF A BOAR'S RAGE!!!"

[all-thestories-aretrue]

The vykos????

Also recently discovered the vykos is not a weird flesh monster with a bajillion eyeballs looking like an overstuffed meatball with intestines coming out of it in random places. And they are indeed fairly humanoid. Learn something new every day.

[draugariki]

Fuck it, Hetalia Nordics as things people in my medieval/viking studies classes once said:

Sweden

"I wish a giant duck would come and throw meatballs at me."

"In this essay, I will go through the five stages of grief."

"The two different types of gay person are 'mess' and 'pink'."

"Does your coat colour-coordinate with hypothermia?"

Finland

"This slaps! It's what the blood of my enemies tastes like!"

"Speaking as a serial killer, all genders die the same."

"The Finns actually dress for the weather! We're not lizard people!"

"Biting people can't be that difficult, surely?"

"Death tops us all."

Denmark

"I forgot Jesus' name the other day. I called him Dylan."

(Describing foot fetishes): "That's what happens when you live in Iceland for too long."

"You have to set your dick free and go talk to the barman."

"I'd like to think I'm a distinguished gentleman, but I'm probably a little sewer boy."

"A buttered crumpet is a happy crumpet!"

"Iceland is the Alabama of Scandinavia."

"We need to have a [Nordic] three-way."

"This field needs me to come and shake it by the ass."

Norway

"The Lord is telling me to commit indiscriminate slaughter."

(About Denmark) : "He looks like the kind of man who would fuck a koala."

"Hákon and Olaf and Harald, the three genders."

(To Denmark): "Everyone wants to kill you; I just want to kill everyone."

"Something that has occurred to me is that elves must have total birth control, because they have, like, two kids in 3000 years of physical prime."

"Just wear a mail shirt under your puffer jacket."

"If I could have an IV drip of black americano directly into my body..."

Iceland

"If you don't have your own confidence, store-bought is fine."

"I have a very weak moral compass, if I have one at all."

"I'm becoming a worm now."

"I'm going to inject sertraline into my eyeballs."

"I would date Hottr from Hrolfs saga. Hottr's my type."

"I don't know, I've never shoved a walrus penis up me."

[originalharmonysalad]

Hollywood's Horror Chef

Meet Janice Poon, Hollywood’s go-to chef for all things gruesome.

She’s responsible for the edible props on some of your favorite film and TV sets; Star Trek alien hors d'oeuvres, rat organs and raw meatballs for Hemlock and a pair of eel covered feet in Del Toro’s Cabinet of Curiosities.

Her grizzliest creations feature in psychological horror-thriller Hannibal. Cooking for Hollywood’s best loved cannibalistic serial killer, she’s served up eyeball appetizers, Gillian Anderson’s severed leg and a whole human body, peking style.

Of course, none of these dishes are what they appear...

[mamabearwonders]

Society is so fixated on beauty. What if someone just wants to exist? What if someone wants to look like a scary forest creature? What if someone wants to look like an alien from outer space?

We're living in the most customizable Sims game ever on planet Earth. People are so much more than their beauty and their body and how much space they take up. We have SPACE 🌌 in us. We live in an infinite galaxy on meatball shaped spinning planets next to some giant star in the sky that if we look up at it it'll burn our eyeballs.

We are the memories of stardust. What is beauty? Beauty in some galaxies could be having six eyeballs. We are all like unique DNA. There will never be another person like us in this infinite GOING ON FOREVER GALAXY.

We are literally aliens experiencing being human for a little while. Be kind.

And f*ck beauty standards.