#Minecraft: the crash

[mmmmmmmmicrowave]

I went through some of the books I’ve put in storage and not only did I find like three-four Warriors books, I also found Minecraft: The Crash, all of The Paper Magician (+ the spinoff), most? of the Gamerknight999 unofficial Minecraft book series, the Gamerknight999 herobrine series, all of Xanth and other Piers Anthony books, all of Artemis Fowl, Percy Jackson, and Harry Potter…

All of this was shoved into a small cardboard box like in my pfp. So

Apparently I was a packing god at one point alongside being an uber nerd

[clarislam]

Book Review: Minecraft: The Crash by Tracey Baptiste

What happens when a terrible crash leads to Bianca Minecraft: The Crash by Tracey Baptiste

I’m back with another book review, and this time I’m reviewing “Minecraft: The Crash” by Tracey Baptiste! Here’s a quick summary so we know what it’s about: “Bianca has never been good at following the plan. She’s more of an act-now, deal-with-the-consequences-later kind of person. But consequences can’t be put off forever, as Bianca learns when she and her best friend, Lonnie, are in a terrible…

[kayliebeanie]

Project Dragon was a game that was in development for 3 years only to be canceled weeks from its announcement and its entire art and development team laid off. The game (which would have been called 'Everhaven' upon release) was intended to be a multiplayer sandbox rpg taking inspiration from both Minecraft and The Legend of Zelda, with an art style similar to that of the Spyro Reignited Trilogy, which some of the team members also worked on along with Crash Bandicoot 4.

According to character design/illustrator Nicholas Kole "Our cancelled project of the last 3 years is officially, truly dead as of today (internal attempts to save it failed), and the embargo on the whole body of portfolio work has been lifted". This means that the only way the game has a chance of resuming development is by raising awareness and spreading the word of it's development. More info from Nicholas Kole and #BringBackProjectDragon Even if you're not interested in the game itself, you can find the concept art, animations, 3D models, music and all other completed pieces of work for the game being shared by the team at either of these links, and I think are worth checking out. Some mounts and NPCs

4 of the 5 playable starter races (5th being human of course)

Edit: the decision to cancel the game was made by Forte, a blockchain company that acquired Phoenix Labs last year, who later decided to cancel all other projects so that the studio could focus on Dauntless and Fae Farm, Phoenix Labs' other already established games, rather than take the risk with this new IP.

I advise against sending any sort of hate towards Forte or Phoenix Labs and instead recommend continuing to share love for Everhaven and what it could have been until they realize their mistake.

Also thanks for 10k notes.

[linktoo-doodles]

fuck it grian.exe

[eros-sinclair]

So uhmm I haven’t been watching S10 but I heard that Ren and Doc are married now? So OBVIOUSLY I drew them in wedding outfits. Why wouldn’t I?

I do hope that this leads to them having a Minecraft wedding, and @inthelittlewood should crash it since apparently he’s very jealous lol

[fluffypotatey]

okay so:

the year is 2021. the month is june. the new season of hermitcraft, season 8, has just started, and everything is great! the hermits are all messing around, having fun, building insane things within the first week of the server being active, and generally having a good time. everyone's collected themselves into little factions, pranking each other, and it's all the fun, lighthearted, mostly-vanilla content hermitcraft is known for.

and then the split between minecraft versions 1.18 and 1.19 is announced. the delay of new terrain, and especially of new mobs like the warden, considerably disrupt several of the hermits' plans. but it's fine, they'll figure something out, they're professionals, and it mostly goes unnoticed.

about two weeks later, on november 9th, grian turns to mumbo jumbo in one of his episodes, and asks the famous question that would seal hermitcraft season 8's fate:

"mumbo, is the moon... big?"

suddenly, the fans panic. they search back through videos and streams, and realize that the moon had been abnormally large and stuck in a full-moon phase since october 30th. the Moon Big event has begun.

this is where the roleplay really starts. once the moon's size has been brought up, the hermits start a weird combination of scrambling to figure out why the moon's growing, and how to stop it- but also of ignoring it, hoping it won't be a problem, hoping someone else will deal with it. the moon keeps getting bigger, more hermits start realizing it's going on, and a creeping sense of dread starts to grow. but it's fine. it's fine, right? they do little plotlines like this all the time. they'll figure something out, the moon will go back to normal, and we'll laugh about it when this is all over. it's fine.

and then, blocks start flying away. just floating up out of the ground, and falling right back down! like for a moment, a square meter chunk of dirt has decided it's a ballerina and leaped out of the ground! but it's fine, right? the blocks are coming back. no lasting harm is done. they're going to fix it all... right?

the moon gets bigger. it's growing every day- local hermit weirdguy joe hills measures it every stream. the blocks start flying higher. gravity starts getting... weird, with players getting the slow falling effect at random, and being lifted off of the earth themselves. the players form cults and rituals and whatnot to try and appease the moon, convince it to leave them alone, making plans to escape. nothing works. things keep getting worse, and the moon keeps getting bigger. but it'll be fine. these storylines never leave lasting harm, or at least they never have before. they'll be fine.

and then the blocks stop coming back, just floating into the sky forever. the players have the slow falling effect more than they don't now. the moon is now so big it's visible even during the day, and fills the entire sky at night. they start planning their escapes in earnest, and say their goodbyes. some hermits jump into a void hole in the overworld (it was the centerpiece of their village). some flee to the End, some to the nether, some just fly with elytras and hope they can get far enough away in time. one brave hermit, tango, flies himself to the moon in a futile attempt to blow the whole thing up before it can crash.

but in the end, the moon crashes into the server, and everything they'd built was destroyed. and the whole time, there'd been nothing any of them could've done. season eight was over, a full six months before anyone had expected it to end, and season nine wouldn't start until about three months later. and im still not okay about it.

(here's a cool animatic of the moon's crash! honestly i dont think you need too much hermitcraft knowledge to get the gist)

(also the moon crash happened on the day before my birthday lmao.)

….

holy shit

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

best friendisms

bonus <3

[gaymer-hag-stan]

Of course Lara Croft is more iconic than Mario, Sonic, Link and the rest, you can cry about it all you want in the replies on Twitter but it's the truth.

She's the most successful woman to ever hit video games.

She jump-started the action adventure genre.

She revolutionised 3D gaming.

She inspired tons of imitations and her likeness (dual pistols, long braid, blue tank top + brown pants combo) continues to be applied to various degrees in female characters to this day.

She has stayed relevant across decades.

She was the very first and only video game character to become a pop culture icon and be treated as a celebrity in the 90s, appearing in magazine covers, advertisements for Séat, Lucozade, Visa etc., touring with U2 and having her own publicist.

She has won multiple Guinness awards.

She has been portrayed by two Oscar-winning actresses.

Her games have been extremely successful, both critically and commercially, and she has outlived her main and only competitor, Nathan Drake.

Lara Croft IS video games. It's just facts

[daily-smol-silm]

Day #76 - Underground

Dork Lords in block game, what will they do

[might-be-a-potato]

"So you're the one killing all my underlings. How cute."

Blaze king sun beloved and quote belongs to @bamsara

[crumbsispoggers]

Unfortunate Aftermath of the process of guardian transfers It would be funny if grians scream was a horn that cub could make, the amount of agony and suffering that radiated from that one scream is funny enough

[will-do-anything-for-a-dollar]

watching this is actually painful 😭

[sparks-chaotic-cove]

I did a thing!

WOOOO! Tehe

Count it as a Christmas gift/celebration of the CMV release for the cast members who own characters in this!

(@heyhay13 , @mettaounce-real @ghostyjpg )

Thanks for entertaining me and many others for quite a while with both silly and traumatizing minecraft blorbos <33

[lolzman42]

A drawing concept I'm working on for a project it contains 119 individual gaming references from 48 games, both AAA and Indie, both new and retro, and 6 other gaming related places.

[osseus-naydra]

wx, buy him robux while he waits for his laptop to update

inspired by @satzuboreas post

[hiimtheproblem87times]

My version of Yellow became a scared baby for 3 weeks after AvA 5 and followed Blue around like a puppy because she was scared after watching him get killed by the Dark Lord. She would also not be able to fall asleep in her room and would sleep with Blue for comfort.

NO WAIT AAWW THATS ACTUALLY SAD THO 😭😭

I Wanted to draw smt like that, so i drew this on Krita

(Flareboi won inside my head for about 5 weeks)

Blue Loves yellow & Understands how the past Traumatized Yellow. They're trying so Hard to Comfort yellow so he can forget.

Oh yea He/she/they Blue, He/him Yellow (Human AU)

*Sigh* welp. *cracks neck* time TO MAKE ANGST-