Hump me, fuck me
Daddy better make me choke (you better)
Hump me, fuck me
My tunnel loves to deep throat (it do)
Lick, lick, lick, lick (I lick it)
I want to eat yo' dick (I do)
But I can't fuck up my nails (I can't)
So I'mma pick it up with chopsticks
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Mouth wide open like I was at the dentist
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Put it so deep, I can't speak a sentence
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Mouth wide open like I was at the dentist
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Put it so deep I can't speak a sentence
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pick a god and pray . . just snooped at ur blog nd I have hearts in my eyes 🤍_🤍 I luv fire emblem soooooooooo bad ur so KEWL.
CRIES)) please I am just a dude.... and for real FE has some insane one liners/crit quotes that I love so much, but there's just smth about this Frederick line specifically that gets me so good;; I'm in this FE:A shit for life
Speaking of Fire Emblem I'm actually gonna start FE3H properly soon!! and hopefully I can write smth for that too...for now I pine for Edelgard from afar 🩷o🩷
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hi fishgirl!! 🐠
i wanted to ask... do u keep fish? I've been getting really into fish lately and I'm real keen to get my first tank!!
<3 minty
OMG you totally should! my family does have a few pet fish but i’m not really the one who takes care of them, im sure the internet has a lot of resources though. good luck and feel free to send me pictures!! <33
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can i get a shorthaired reindeer minty by mod dreamie please? thank you!
oh you KNOW this thing smells like orbit sweetmint gum
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OMFG AZUL KEEPS BEING STINGY ASF WOTH MY FOOD LIKE BITCH YOU'RE RATING IT ONE FOR THE FOURTH TIME IN A ROW IS IT REALLY THAT BAD 😐 I'M STUFFING HIS FACE WITH POTATOES UF HE KEEPS THJS BEHAVIOR UP!!!!!!
WHAT'RE U TALKING AB??? Oh wait nvm it's probs the sim
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Grandpeepaw's Hideous Introspection
also its pretty tough to see how old dragonborn are just by appearance so we don't blame you, astarion. next time dont flirt with someone whos 730 years old tho
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HEYYYYYYYYYYY BITCHHHHHHHHHHH. 😍😍 I'm feeling devious entertain me you jester and I may allow you to join me commiting nefarious acts and silly tomfoolery 😋😘
Click this to be entertained!
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:3?
Hawk; Focus
Choose your priorities and eliminate all distractions
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The farmer I buy hay (and some firewood) from hasn't had time for deliveries yet, and he texted me yesterday to ask what I needed most urgently, hay or wood. Selflessly, I said hay.
That /is/ the gate for hay deliveries! Great memory, Pirlouit. I see what are the important spots in your mental map.
I hope you realise that I'm sacrificing myself for you. By telling our neighbour to prioritise your food over my comfort.
But even if I didn't, I would prioritise you and your hay because I love you. I would freeze to death to ensure you are fed
Would you share your hay with me, though?
I see.
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i find it so unfair that i cant do all the science. like what do you MEAN I can't study bio and chem and biochem and atrophysics and physics and geology and climate science. what do you MEAN i have a limited lifespan and need to get out of school at some point to get a job. i want to collect the science fields like pokemon, this isn't fair
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