#Mission failed we'll get em next time

[redbootsindoriath]

My already-belated Fëanorian Week took another hit when I realized my half-finished Curufin piece might not meet Tumblr guidelines so I’m going to have to start over with that one.  In the meantime, here’s something from a few months ago that feels more like something I might have made in 2019 or thereabouts.

[boombrothersasks]

(hands Infinite a picture of Maria with the words “had it coming to her” written on it in sharpie)

Give this to Shadow. It would be funny.

"Shadow, you say?"

He growled a bit.

"You know what, no. Maybe I will pay him a little visit after so long...since that fateful day. The incident that changed me, haunted me since my childhood...it's what he deserves. But...where does he even...live-"

The cave.

"...Who said that."

I did. Shadow lives in a cave near the canyons!

"And...how to I get to this cave...voice in the sky...?"

I mean, I control this universe, I could just teleport you there if you want. But only if it checks off the plot box...WOAH. IT DOES?!!? You got lucky.

"That is...very unsettling...but sure, why not. Not the weirdest I've seen here."

Okay, let me just change the scene real quick.

The jackal then found himself quite close by to the entrance of what looked to be the very cave he had been told of.

He's in there. Go on, go on, move the plot along, puppet boy.

"Saving the existential crisis for later..." he shook it off and headed forward, muttering to himself. "When you get in there, don't go overboard. Don't start growling, don't start attacking...you might WANT to, REALLY BADLY...but don't. Okay? Okay, here I go then..."

"SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG!!"

The hedgehog in questioned turned to face the shouting figure, looking rather unamused. Eclipse did the same, only with curiosity gleaming in his eyes instead.

"THIS...THIS IS FOR YOU!! TAKE IT BEFORE I BEAT YOU TO THE GROUND IN AN OVERLY AGGRESSIVE MANNER!!"

Shadow approached him, calmly taking the photo and looking down at it, staring for only a few moments before looking back up at the...whatever kind of dog stood before him.

"Who are you and why do you have a photo of my pen pal from the next island over...?" Shadow asked monotonously.

"Your WHAT." Eclipse exclaimed.

"YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO I AM?!" The dog shouted furiously.

"...No."

He stuttered for a brief moment before shouting again. "OH, I'LL TELL YOU WHO I AM!! I AM THE TALLEST OF MOUNTAINS! I AM THE ROUGHEST OF WAVES!! I AM THE TOUGHEST OF TERRORS! I AM THE DARKEST OF DAYS!! I. AM. INFINITE!!"

The two brothers only stared.

Then Eclipse began laughing hysterically.

"WHAT....WHAT IN THE NAME OF DOOM...WAS THAT?!?" he wheezed. "WHERE DID YOU EVEN...WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THAT FROM?! THE-THE...DARKEST OF DAYS?!?! WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!? I'M TREMBLING WITH FEAR NOW!! CRYING, EVEN!!"

The jackal's muzzle yet again flashed a bright red.

"How long did it take you to come up with such foolishness...?" Shadow held a hand over his mouth, trying his hardest not to laugh and ruin his image.

"...It was improvised."

"I CAN'T BREATHE-"

"Well you...certainly made your statement, dingo. Get out of my cave."

"I'm a jackal."

"I NEED AN AMBULANCE-"

[mikodrawnnarratives]

(I just got to the end of chapter 11 I think)

Lorelai you don't need a love interest. You need a PSYCHOLOGIST

[carpe-aurore]

Me and my best friend staring at each other from across the room when I'm trying to cast a self love and healing spell on her, she's trying to make sense of the tarot reading she just pulled and her toxic situationship guy suddenly texts her.

[brainfilehasstoppedworking]

Me while laying on a table: So, I heard you like Spanish girls.

Takaaki:...

Takaaki: *pushes me off the table* I'm more of a biker loving guy.

Me: Dammit!

[maretriarch]

[bellmo15-blog]

Rest in piss Matau's hopes and dreams.

[jezterisms]

closes eyes

>:[

[dingledraw]

Alternative ending of season 2… *BONK*

I collaborated with the sweet and talented @t-nartin again 😁 They came up with the idea and put it together 🤩

[xi-xi-chen]

Lightcannon doodles again, I just need them to be dorks sometimes

[bunnwich]

Yeah, I missed the stinky cat man's b-day, but have a WIP.💋

[pushing500]

Look, she's paralysed and won't really get in the way of Mechi's work around the colony. Mechi gets a psylink neuroformer, and Angst gets to spend nineteen days facing a bleak white wall in the corner of the laboratory. Win-win!

A distress signal? How curious. Archotechnology is always tempting...

Mechi went to investigate with Chief of Security Ratchet and Deputy Rocket, only to discover the place was crawling with gross flesh. They left with zero archotechnology and a renewed disgust for all things biological.

Finally, everyone meet Hummel, the newest wild man on the map. He looks like the world's most irate, washed-up foxboy. I love him.

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[backyardboytoy]

Yeah, about that tank top post... Whoops.

I'm supposed to be asleep!! God damnit!!! Milked myself through my shirt,,, instead.

[a-v-j]

I believe in you, Link! I'm so sure if you just approach Snap, give a firm slap across that(obvious) large rear of his and say a really cool and flirty pick-up line that ends with finger-guns(can't forget the finger-guns because it is a crucial step), he'll just be ab-so-lute-ly smitten with you.

You can do this!

Blooper:

[winterprince601]

tired dad, ned stark: oh gee, bran's wolf saved him from an assassin. i should have let the girls keep the wolves... i suppose if it will keep her safe, arya can study the blade.

arya, immediately covered in cat scratches and suspicious bruises, balancing blindfolded at the top of the highest set of stairs she could possibly find in the red keep: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

[brooklynisher]

Hi do you like have a source for your half claim that P.A. walter the VI Was confirmed ND because if you do I'd be so greatful

If not that's alright too

My headcannons are strong enough haha

Have a nice day :>

My source is blind faith (comment section)

Spent 3 hours hunting for proof and found NOTHING

If I had to guess, Isabella might've said something about this on one of her personal streams. I'm not subscribed to her and she streams on Twitch so I don't have access to her VODS. Even if I somehow managed to archive her streams, I doubt any are solely focused on Peter being ND, so it would require a lot of time and patience.

The other possibility is that the user misinterpreted information Bunny has publicly shared, but I don't really like that possibility so I'm just gonna pretend it doesn't exist