#My Sense Of Humor Is Terrible

[prettymuchteddy]

While I think the Jace and Rhaenyra scene in episode 7 was great, I think it should have been a bit longer cause this is obviously something that has been building up in Jace for a while.

I think Jace and Rhaenyra should have gotten into a full-blown screaming match. Rhaenyra probably starts to cry and throws wine at Jace while he demands the truth from her, as a Spanish guitar plays in the background. Then out of nowhere Harwin Strong would burst into the room, revealing he wasn't the one who died that night it was his evil twin, Harlose. He declares himself Jace's father until surprise Criston Cole enters the room. He admits to his affair with Rhaenyra and that he is Jace's father. Harwin and Criston then begin to get into an argument over who is Jace's real father. The scene suddenly cuts to Alicent on a balcony in the Red Keep, revealing her to be Jace's real father. A flashback also reveals Rhaenyra got amnesia 16 years ago which is how she doesn't remember their love affair. The end.

HOTD Telenovela go brrr

[danya-mcgarrett]

Just imagine if these were Max and Charles after that Max’s comment about him on Spanish GP😂

[kaizokunoyume]

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[juli3ette]

Emoji Faces meme: A Thread

[fuckthemforthis]

Middle school level of immaturity but kita is one of the words for dick in Croatian so Nace saying "moj kitarist" makes me chuckle

[vaspider]

I'm gonna make a band where their folk music is derived from wrapping a quartet of big rock guys with Aotearoa accents in Wonder Woman's lasso.

It would of course be called 4 Korgs and the Truth

[orrrganicgoosegoose]

So if everything is brahman, and you’re also brahman, does that mean every time you eat, you are actually just eating yourself?

✨cannibalism✨

[shoggothing]

actually sounds like an autistic thing

[thebalancedangel]

Cazador: And then she was there...

Cazador: ...all rabid and incoherent, you know?

Vellioth: ...*is a skull*

Cazador: Worst mistake of my undeath.

Cazador: And the future is included in that statement.

——-LATER——-

Cazador: And you are to smash any bat that shows signs of rabies into a pulp.

Cazador: *stares bitterly at Aurelia*

Cazador: Understood?

Aurelia: *lowering her head* Yes, Master.

Astarion: *looks at Aurelia* ?

Astarion: Uhm, yes Master.

——-A COUPLE CENTURIES LATER——-

Astarion: *stabbing Cazador to second death*

Cazador, thinking: Still not as bad as Aurelia, LOL

[ilythedude]

why does the name "𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 bear jamboree" make me laugh so hard.

like they have always been a bit 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 in past 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 shows but they aren't as 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 anymore

disney might not let them act 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 anymore

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 bear jamboree

ahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA GUFY8R843<>÷#*

[f4k3lu]

Is Neito Monoma an orange cat? In this essay I will…

[brainwormcity]

🔊 Sound on.

My brain has absolutely been screaming at me to use this meme format. Enjoy. 😌

[decayingdarlings]

matching pfps <3

[villain-life]

some bisexual just told me bisexuals love me (and lesbians don’t) cause i have the body of a female and the personality of a male…i mean, is that some kind of offense? CAUSE BRO 💀

[yoondepity]

I'm so sorry but the part where qi rong got slashed in half and then thrown into that absurdly big pot of boiling who knows what and then when he started splashing around like a fish out of water was hilarious to me 😭😭😭

[caelenath]