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disco-troy · 2 years
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thinking about how Dick got kicked out of his apartment after titans hunt and his landlord burned all his things
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this i really a pattern tho, he gets kicked out of places and loses all his possessions:
when he had to leave the circus, in some versions he didn’t get to keep anything
when Bruce kicks Dick out in some versions he has like a small suitcase, in some versions nothing
in the Devin Nightwing run when his apartment is exploded
the example above (in addition titans tower also just blew up)
in the Taylor run his apartment just exploded again
like no wonder this guy doesn't care about worldly possessions he doesn’t get to keep any ever
Landlord: Hey, you -- what the hell do you think you’re doing? Dick: Excuse me? This is my apartment. Landlord: Yeah? Says who, buddy? Dick: But I -- I’ve lived here two years! Landlord: Well, not anymore you don’t, Mac. You didn’t pay your rent, you weren’t around to get the court summons, so you get evicted, fair n’ square Dick: But what about all my books? All my private papers? Landlord: Ya ever hear of the incinerator? Dick: You burned my papers? Landlord: Hey, I’m crying in my beer for you buddy. But that’s the way the rent control crumbles! Dick: But where am i supposed to live? Landlord: get yourself a cardboard box like the rest of the bums in this city! Dick (on the phone): Ummm, Hi, Alfred. It’s me, Dick. Listen I really need help. Can I use Bruce’s apartment in Manhattan? Just for the night? Oh? He loaned it to the redhead? Oh geez. I remember her. When you talk to her, her head echoes. No, don’t ask her if she wants to share. I think I see a cardboard box blowing by with my name on it.
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Beware, my dear people from Extremadura, The Sunday Times is praising your land and promoting it to their readers.
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satoshy12 · 2 years
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After a new weapon of Skulker that he had gotten from Vlad, a injured Danny Phantom injected with a new kind of Poison started who is about to get forcefully younger. In his last power to escape from Skulker taking his Pelt! Or bringing him to Vlad he jumped into the Portal. Outside of the Portal he was in a new World as a Tiny Toddler with powers, good news was other people too had powers but Danny still will hide it. So it goes little Toddler Danny walking around DC Earth, and whenever someone wants to Capture him, he escapes with his powers. It was a cat vs Mouse for the Police, Heroes, Villains and Civilians of the Cities.
Toddler Look, just change Eye Color
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httpiastri · 9 months
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“it could be cool to be a race engineer, but… you really need to be clever, and… 😅”
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craacked-splatters · 3 months
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"I know"
"Do u want to see what I added today?"
"Sure buddy"
(insane rambling below!)
Scrapbooks! Scrapbooks! Hell yeah!!
Hello to the 5 ppl seeing this👋 Ima be real Im running on 7 hours of sleep after 5day grind brain mushy rn and I scribbled everything maniacally by memory at 3am after having one of those revelation moments so I have no idea what I'm missing lmao. This is actually the first time drawing them like this 2. Really proud of it
and B4 u ask anything hear me out.
So like tmnt2012 mutant apocalypse am I right?
Yeah it's flawed and pacings off and stuff BUT! The implications it left behind are haunting and it has been stuck in my brain for years. One of the things that stuck with me was the fact that Raph and Don had stuff like April's tessen, Mikey's stuffed bear head, The Creeps containment jar, and Casey's skull(horrifying btw) with them and that it's like :((
I fully believe it was Donnie who collected and carried them everywhere in their car. Not only for Raph(to help with this memory)but also for himself.
Why? Well maybe I'm reading 2 much into it and it's also partly a HC of mine but also bc canonically Donnie has a bit of a hoarding habit collecting trinkets and pictures and stuff. He likes to keep things around that hold a lot of significant value to him.
We see this in The Creeping Doom during the intro
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AND I swear he's got a literal wall of family photos in his lab somewhere I can't for the life of me find it but I know he did! He even took some to the farmhouse with him when they escaped during the invasion.
They're memories yk? Reminders..
Ok im having difficulty expressing this shit rn words r failing so like give me ur brain 4 a sec.
Imagine ur donbot.
You're stuck in a cold metal limbo for the rest of ur last remaining family members life. Everything and everyone you knew and cared about is dead and gone. Over thousands of species and ecosystems that made ur world unique wiped out. No more animals no more wild things no more blue clear skys. Death can't come for you. Not in a way that matters anymore.
And no matter where u go you are haunted by shadows of what once was. There are so many echoes and ghosts and cultures and stories and lives that were buried & left to rot by the gaping maws of fear & the desperate need to survive. No one cares for the past and the only other person around you can't remember it. Time will claim its domain again and there will be nothing left except empty metal husks to show sentience even existed in the first place.
Like holy shit he was just a kid bro and he never got the chance to even reach full adulthood!!! I can't possibly imagine the grief and guilt he must've carried with him all those years. He lost EVERYTHING
His family. His home. His world.
Did Donnie even get the chance to mourn??? Do u think his new body allowed it? Do u think he even ALLOWED himself to mourn? He had a hurt amnesiac brother who still needed to eat, who could still starve and bleed and die if they weren't careful enough.
So between his habits and the ✨Angst✨ and human pollution, him hoarding random ass things Wall-E style and making these shitty little scrapbooks or keepsakes didn't seem so far fetched to me. I also highly doubt there was enough time or resources to build shrines or graves in the middle of apocalypse. But yk honoring/preserving the memories of the things and ppl we love is natural for us so like SORRY if its a bit cringe of me wanting him to have SOMETHING to comfort him during the really bad days.
Even if its more bitter than sweet
Bonus doodads cuz I was indecisive:
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The 1st was purple tinted cuz of donbot vision get it hehehe
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p12lysanderdelanne · 1 year
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YOU don't have to be a picklepuss to enjoy sinking your teeth into the green, juicy, crisp fruit of the improved cucumber.
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i downloaded homestuck to reread it at the same time as a friend who was finishing it for the first time and then read problem sleuth and nothing else
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mattodore · 3 months
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i finished updating delphi’s sim
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roaringheat · 7 months
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Commented on an rdr2 edit and said Dutch was already going downhill since before the main story and I keep getting comments from toxic gamer men trying to debate me like "um actually 🤓" like shut the fuck UPPPPP u cannot debate me on this bitch when I know damn well ur toxic asses don't put two seconds of thought into the game's story cause all they wanna believe is that it's all about manliness and guns and violence
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perenlop · 11 days
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kinda insane how bigotry infects everything. i still dont feel good checking out the campus lgbt group despite being a senior now bc of the passive aggressive lesbophobia i got earlier
#like refusing to hand out lesbian pins and when we’d ask theyd kinda scoff and go ‘’why do you need it? just take the rainbow’’#(but ofc incorporating the blue flag asap)#not hosting any sapphic events for a while and ignoring our voices#refusing to put up our flag in the room and when they finally did it was half assed#i remember one time we had an event and the person hosting was like ‘’haha i can make custom badges!!’’#and there was a long line for lesbian badges. bc they had none. and the person was all flustered#like ‘’oh i didnt think thered be THAT many of you…. we dont have too many buttons sorryyyyyy’’#tbf it does seem like the lesbophobes graduated and whoever took their place has been better and got the pins in and has been better#but even in the groups they held there was just unchallenged lesbophobia like one girl constantly being passive aggressive#and mocking lesbians and saying ‘’i shouldnt be here bc im a filthy man liker ig. dont comfort me i know how you REALLY feel’’#and thats not even speaking towards how rude the previous leader was to me asking for an interview for the newspaper on discord#saying i shouldnt even have to bc ‘’people can just look up what ive done on the site so are you implying i didnt do enough?’’#which tbf i got an apology for but i was already dealing w anxiety and being iced out when id try to join in#like man i hope they keep trying to do better. do better for the ppl who come after me#but it was seriously so disappointing and isolating#echoed voice
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ctl-yuejie · 5 months
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*sigh* my boss is such a darling
she says 30 minutes before getting grilled on means of appeal and no clue what type of questions he will ask
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nat-without-a-g · 2 years
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The Jaws Effect is real, and if you think it isn’t you’re wrong.
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ayakashibackstreet · 11 months
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By the way, I just realised my Japanese teacher didn't assign me any homework for the weekend again?
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liebelesbe · 1 year
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I should really get one of those lil magnifying glass thingies for phone cameras, I wanna be able to photograph even the tiniest of bugs :^(
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memequeen92 · 1 year
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man every once in a while i reread breaking you apart and get such a visceral urge to rewrite it if only because the first two chapters feel so awkward at certain points and it makes me cringe
but also like. the rest of the story doesn't bug me much, just the two first chapters.
but I also feel like it would be weird to go back and just make big changes to them after all this time??
fuck man, it's so easy to tell I was having a manic episode while writing the first two chapters of that fic...
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cominy-kiwami · 1 year
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i cant believe catch 22 is done i wish it was still going on. im not done i have to yell and cry and throw myself out a window about the last part after la spezia when everything went to utter shit.
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transmutationisms · 2 years
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wait hang on... where does your icon come from??? 😳😳😳
im so glad you asked.... my icon is from the very first shot of humboldt county (2008) starring jeremy strong as a depressed medical student who flees los angeles and falls tragically in love with weed farmer chris messina. you can and should stream it here or you can rent it on am*zon or whatever. this movie lives rent free in my head btw
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