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[nimohtar]

ROTG/Klaus Crossover

My second piece for the ROTG Stocking Stuffer 2023!

I whole-heartedly adore both these films, and coming up with the crossover concept was so enjoyable.

Klaus and North locked away in the workshop making toys, while Jesper and Phil keep all the letters and lists in order, and Margu keeping the elves occupied and out of the way!

Much love to the mods of @rotgsecretsanta!

[spideypoolbigbang]

SPIDEYPOOL BIG BANG 2024 - OFFICIAL SCHEDULE ANNOUNCED

Hello Fans, Friends, and Frenemies!

The Spideypool Big Bang 2024 Event is officially starting on 1st February!

Please check out the official Schedule, Rules, and FAQ which have finally been updated. There are a few amendments, including an update to the draft requirement to sign-ups (Writers only need 25% + an outline to sign up now!), so even if you've participated before, it would be wise to read through!

For those over 18, feel free to join the Spideypool Isn't It Bromantic server through this link to chat all things Spideypool until Sign-Ups open. Following Sign-Ups, SPBB specific rooms will be available to meet and make friends with other event participants.

If you have any other questions or concerns, you can contact us via spideypoolbb@gmail.com, the Ask on Tumblr, or individually on Discord (MsCaptainWinchester#3164, and Nimohtar#6708).

Make sure to follow the tumblr for all future announcements!

The Mod Team

MsCaptainWinchester and Nimohtar

[rotgsecretsanta]

RotG Secret Santa 2023 Master List

Prompt 1: A yin and yang of Sandy and Pitch. Art to represent the darkness and light balance c:

Art by winterswrathe Art by ari-leah-arts Art by visible-bread

Prompt 3: AU concept: The Tsar or Tsarina become the Man/Lady in the Moon instead of Manny

Art by calmboyl

Prompt 4: Book!Pitch having tea w/ Mother Nature

Art by calmboyl

Prompt 5: Bunny being grumpy about the holiday season and North being smug about it

Art by fanarchoslashivist

Prompt 6: Bunny lazing about eating snacks and reading

Art by goldenslumbersketchbook

Prompt 7: Centaur Pitch Black (like saggitarius with his bow) and he hunts down Sandy's dream creatures

Art by ari-leah-arts Art by ksclaw

Prompt 9: Dark Katharine art or fic

Fic by lbigreyhound13 Art by ksclaw Art by calmboyl

Prompt 11: Emily Jane and Kozmotis art

Art by purblzart

Prompt 12: Hamilton au or Alice in wonderland au with any character

Art by nimohtar Art by calmboyl Art by mrsketchy

Prompt 14: Jack (before RotG) found family with a herd of nightmares

Art by ksclaw

Prompt 16: Jack and Bunny exploring an ice cave

Art by blackbeeno3569

Prompt 18: Jack and the Burgess kids having fun in the snow

Art by overmooneleven

Prompt 19: Jack Frost. That’s all. Bingo free space. Bonus if you change his hoodie for any kind of cool outfit

Art by ave-aria Art by fanarchoslashivist

Prompt 20: Jack getting a hug from the other guardians (god knows he needs one)

Art by fanarchoslashivist Art by purblzart

Prompt 21: Jack getting dressed up for some fancy event (Bonus: is a little grouchy about not being allowed to wear his hoodie to said event)

Art by fanarchoslashivist Art by purblzart

Prompt 23: Jack is given a hand knit big fluffy sweater made of yeti fur from Phil (he is now an honorary Yeti)

Art by spocklingtons

Prompt 24: Jack learning to fly a real spaceship

Art by goldenslumbersketchbook

Prompt 26: Kozmotis Pitchiner w/ his family

Art by calmboyl

Prompt 28: Mother Nature in art deco 1920 Fashion

Art by cloverpseudonym

Prompt 30: NDU Verse (Pitchiner and Pitch)

Fic by sylphidine

Prompt 33: North going on a rant about commercialism and advertising of Christmas in the 21st century

Art by goldenslumbersketchbook

Prompt 35: Pitch Black, Guardian of Courage. Fic or art

Art by calmboyl

Prompt 37: Reverse au! Guardian Pitch has to protect the children! Fic or Art

Art by purblzart

Prompt 38: RotG but as video game characters!

Art by ikathz

Prompt 39: RotG crossover between Klaus, the 2019 Christmas movie. Preferably includes both Jesper and Klaus

Art by nimohtar

Prompt 40: Sandy + underwater

Art by leilani-lily

Prompt 41: Sandy and Jack being playful together. Could be racing, or drawing shapes with ice/dreamsand

Fic by stormingfrost

Prompt 43: Sandy blowing a kiss! X3

Art by fanarchoslashivist

Prompt 44: Sandy interacting with some Baby Tooth. Could be anything like sandy showing off his art skills or sandy receiving a teeth inspection. Those are examples you can do anything you want . :)

Art by goldenslumbersketchbook

Prompt 45: Silence - all is calm

Fic by cloverpseudonym Fic by sarsfe

Prompt 46: Someone making a tiny little snowman that looks like Baby Tooth

Fic by burdenedwithpointlesspurpose

Prompt 47: The Guardians (+ Pitch) baking!

Fic by cloverpseudonym

Prompt 53: Tooth feeding the flying elephants

Art by goldenslumbersketchbook

Prompt 56: [No Ship] Art - stained glass style piece of Jack and/or Pitch in their element (Snow/Nightmare). Extra characters are a bonus!

Art by ksclaw Art by ksclaw Art and fic by jaimistoryteller

Prompt 57: [No Ship] BAMF Sandy with emphasis on his mutism. Maybe focus on sign language? A nod towards it as a disability? No ship & ideally art but I wont complain about fic! 

Art by stormingfrost

Prompt 58: [No Ship] Becoming a Guardian is an inevitable fate. Pitch finally becomes one after centuries of bad blood, kicking and screaming all the way

Fic by fangirl530

Prompt 59: [No Ship] Bonding between the Guardians (and possibly Pitch, post/working redemption)

Fic by piratekingpitchblack

Prompt 62: [No Ship] Jack’s first Christmas with the Guardians

Fic by winterswrathe

Prompt 65: [No Ship] Jack making cupcakes (himself or with anyone)

Art by overmooneleven

Prompt 68: [No Ship] Nightmare horse shenanigans of your choice, written or drawn

Art by calmboyl

Prompt 70: [No Ship] Pitch and his locket

Art by spocklingtons

Prompt 73: [No Ship] Twiner (Jack’s staff) in human form

Art by calmboyl

Prompt 76: [Pitch, Sophie, Jack, Jamie] family feels, Pitch gets adopted or something like that.

Art by goldenslumbersketchbook

Prompt 77: [No Ship or Any Ship] Animal hybrid version of any of the Guardians (would prefer Jack, but open to any character! Can have ships or gen)

Art by bunnimew

Prompt 80: [Jack/Pitch or No Ship] Avatar "the blue people one" AU

Art by calmboyl

Prompt 88: [Jack/Bunny] Jackrabbit cuddles

Art by fanarchoslashivist

Prompt 92: [Jack/Kozmotis] Goldenfrost

Art by bunnimew

Prompt 93: [Jack/Pitch] alternate first meeting, fluff

Art by bunnimew

Prompt 96: [Jack/Pitch] Blackice and Archery

Art by bunnimew

Prompt 98: [Jack/Pitch] HumanAU, Written or drawn, Pitch runs a historic true crime podcast and Jack is a big fan (ex. he likes gushing to Bunny or North about it)

Art by nose-nippin-fun

Prompt 99: [Jack/Pitch] Jack/Pitch with Dark Jack post ROTG when he continues to not fit in amongst the Guardians as the events with Pitch simmer down. Art or fic. Happy ever after only please

Fic by bunnimew Art by overmooneleven

Prompt 100: [Jack/Pitch] Jack cuddling with his eldritch form boyfriend/husband/soulmate. Art or fic welcome

Art by overmooneleven

Prompt 103: [Jack/Pitch] Pitch and Jack suffering through a minimum wage job together

Fic by piratekingpitchblack

Prompt 104: [Jack/Pitch] Pitch formally dueling one (or more) of the Guardians for Jack’s hand, either for courting or for marriage. Canon or AU. Fic or art welcome. Happy ending please!

Fic by askmyname

Prompt 107: [Katherine/Emily Jane]

Art by missguided-ghst Art by ikathz

Prompt 108: [Katherine/Nightlight] Kathrine and Nightlight (either as a cutesy teenage love or as friends)

Art by ikathz

Prompt 116: [Tooth/Pitch] Cavity, dancing

Art by ave-aria

Grand total: 72 gifts! Y'all are amazing~

Until next year! ❄️💙❄️💙

[bunnimew]

RotG 10 Year Anniversary: Belief

Tales of Burgess by @nimohtar 

Rating: G

Fandom: Rise of the Guardians

Relationship: Jack Frost/Pitch Black

Tags: Alternate Universe, Meet-Cute, Snow Day, Winter, Fluff, Feel-good, Mix of Film and Book, Family, Trees, Matchmaking

Summary: A winter homecoming, full of fun and surprises.

Niiiiiim I will forever love these fics 😭 I immediately thought of them for the theme of Belief, because your recreation of the book and movie worlds is so incredibly perfect that it is my personal fix-it canon. Also there’s trees. ❤

Thank you so much!!!!

@rotgoc-celebrations

[thatvixenchick]

rules: in a new post, show the last line you wrote and tag as many people as there are words.

@geekmom13 tagged me. I dunno if my last line is any better than yours. lol

“But maybe not.”

It makes tagging easy tho. @asheofalltrades @nimohtar @themadkatter13

[hystericalcherries]

I participated in the @rotgsecretsanta and my giftee was @nimohtar! One of their requests was a magical AU, specifically DnD related. Having never actually played DnD, I kinda stumbled through blindly and chose to make our good ol’ friend Jack a Rogue class! Hopefully I’ve done you justice, nimohtar. :) Happy holidays!

[xyriath]

I'm a bit late but finally caught up with VLD in time for S7 (and am feeling all the feels right now! Even the end of the castle fucked me right up.) I just have a few ongoing questions and figure you're currently my best person to ask - why did the Black Lion accept clone!Shiro as its Paladin? Would Shiro know/be aware of everything that happened while he was in the astral plain? And what are your feelings about clone!Shiro being basically wiped out when Allura returned Shiro's consciousness?

Okay!!  Here goes:

1. I personally believe that clone!Shiro just had to prove himself worthy!  He still had the same personality as Shiro, but Black (bc Shiro was inside her) knew that he wasn’t the same, so she was essentially judging him as a new person.  When he first tried to fly Black after being rescued, his motivations were really just... to fly Black “again” (at least, in his head).  I think that we saw, from the first episode of S3, that just “wanting to fly Black” isn’t enough of a motivator for her to accept a paladin.  (Or any of the lions, really; same happened with Allura and Red.)  When she finally accepted Kuron, she did so because he wanted to help people and the universe needed him.  Which seems pretty solid to me.

2. I don’t think he was aware of very much, just when someone was piloting Black and when the others were in the astral plane, however—see my next answer.

3. Kuron wasn’t wiped out!  They merged, as confirmed by... I think JDS?  Maybe LM, but I think it was him.  As I mentioned, I essentially see them as the same person but with different memories, so when Shiro settled into Kuron’s body, he wasn’t so much overriding as being the missing piece that was slotting back into place.  As such, Shiro retains all of Kuron’s memories as himself as well as his own, and the two of them... don’t exactly coexist, because again, same person, but their souls have been re-merged.

Hope that all makes sense!

[princesseellie]

My art for riseofthefallenone’s wonderful story “Two Idiots and a Baby”. I feel honored I got to illustrate for it!! I’m always happy to draw Wade in a dress.

Go check out their story on AO3.

Thank you so much to the Spideypool Big Bang mods MsCaptainWinchester and Nimohtar!

[asublimehimbo]

1, 2, 3, 11, 14, 28, and 29 for the fanfic ask game :D

1 - favorite fic i wrote - ohh this is a toughie for me. I feel like I improved a lot as a writer this year, and made a lot of good pieces! it's a tie between and they'd find us in a week (i'd be home with you) and talk until you bleed so i can patch you up.

2 - least fav i wrote this year - The Boys of Summer. Definitely. I don't like how blurry it is. Usually I have an idea, and I write the idea, and then the concept is cemented in my head as the thing that I wrote. But I was off the mark with this one, and so it's unfufilling to read for me. I actually have been meaning to rewrite it.

3 - fav line or scene i wrote - another hard one! I guess this means I was really proud of my work this year, which makes me happy. It's taken me so long to get here :) I have to go with this line, though, from not because he owns me/but because he really knows me: " "I'll come get you," he says, his voice sandpaper in its roughness, sandpaper for my mind, and for a split second it really does file all the splinters off, everywhere I could and have cut myself is smooth." I loved writing those OCD!Will Graham fics. I feel like it brought out the elegant side of my language.

11 - fandom i enjoyed writing for the most - ohhhh hmm. I mean. It's gotta be Two Guys, A Girl, and A Pizza Place, right? I just wrote so much for it lmao (20 fics for it total, 17 were written during 2021). I really do love Berg and Pete... they're left marks on my heart and soul. 🥺

14 - a fic i didn't expect to write - most of them! lol. That's kind of just how I write... I sit down and see what happens. But the most unexpected one was probably a thousand teeth (and yours among them). I didn't expect to watch Hannibal this year, since my mother has certain opinions on it that I didn't really believe I'd be brave enough to endure, and I certainly never thought my crippling fear of going to the dentist would allow me to keep all the details from my last visit in my mind and use that to write fanfiction. I'm glad I did, though!

28 - longest fic I read - okay trekking through my AO3 history... I'm surprised at just how much I read this year! Honestly very proud of this! I think the prize goes to If I Was Your Girlfriend by birdkeeperlink (speculating), a truly spectacular work of fiction that made me so happy to read. It clocks in at 73, 512 words!

Honorable mention to Your Friendly Neighborhood Deadpool by Nimohtar, which is 42, 830 words long.... but I have a very distinct memory of reading it! I read it in one sitting, over about 4 hours, in the early hours of the morning. I literally didn't sleep that night, and it kind of sparked a realization for me that something was more wrong than I thought with my mental health lol. It's also an amazing fic that I highly recommend to anyone who enjoys spideypool.

29 - shortest fic i read - lmao... this honor goes to a reylo fic by treezie. I'll bet most of you guys are familiar with it, but if you're not I encourage you to check it out. It has. uh. 12 words. Total.

thank you Joy for these asks!! It was so much fun to sit down and actually think about my 2021 in regards to fanfic. :D

[airalyswirls]

“It's alright, It's okay, it's alright, it's okay You're not a demon, there's a reason You behaved in that way It's alright, it's okay, it's alright, it's okay And I believe, yes I believe that you will see a better day”

aka our spider boy showing love and support towards a not-so-problematic merc 💕💕 also thanks @nimohtar, the song you posted on the discord server stuck in my head as one of the best spideypool songs to me. And the result is this❤️

[nimohtar]

Rise of the Guardians in Wonderland

For the ROTG 2023 Stocking Stuffer Exchange @rotgsecretsanta - Prompt 12 Alice in Wonderland AU with any character.

[spideypoolbigbang]

ARTIST SIGN-UPS ARE OPEN!

SPIDEYPOOL BIG BANG 2024 ARTIST SIGN-UPS ARE OPEN!

The Spideypool Big Bang is a yearly collaborative event celebrating and producing content for our fave masked duo! 

You can find our Rules, FAQ, and Schedule on our wiki page. 

We have made several rule changes this year, most importantly banning the use of generative AI, so please make sure to read them before you sign up. 

If there’s anything not covered by the information links above or there’s something you’re unsure about, feel free to contact us at spideypoolbb@gmail.com or send us an Ask. 

Sign-ups for Artists will be open from May 1 to May 31 at 18:00 EST via this form.

For those over 18, feel free to join the “Isn’t it Bromantic” Spideypool server through this link. Please make sure to introduce yourself and state that you are a participant in the SPBB, as well as what role you have signed up for so that we may assign you the correct roles. This will grant you access to the SPBB rooms, where you can discuss your creations freely. 

We look forward to having you with us!

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MsCaptainWinchester and Nimohtar

[rotgsecretsanta]

2022 Secret Santa Masterlist

Here are all of the works posted for RotG Secret Santa 2022!

Prompt 1: A day in the life of the Man in the Moon Fic by fanarchoslashivist

Prompt 4: Arrietty/The Borrowers AU where small fairy sized Jack is secretly living at the north pole; plays amongst all the model toys, enjoying snacks left out by Phil.  Art by Tenchikotheartist 

Prompt 5: Based on the prologue comic: What if North had made Pitch agree to become a Guardian? Era Of New Ideas by Sylphidine

Prompt 6: Bunny & Jack brotherly bonding Collector’s Edition by storminfrost

Prompt 9: Forgotten memories Pitch and anyone Echoes of The Past by frosted-night

Prompt 12: Jack, Bunny, and the Groundhog arguing over the weather Seasonal Dispute by Sarsfe

Prompt 13: Jack's Christmas gifts to Pitch Keepr of Fear: The King of Nightmares by jaimistoryteller

Prompt 14: Jack and Bunny investigating a crashed spaceship Art and Hollow Spaces fic by ave-aria

Prompt 15: Jack and Katherine in ugly matching sweaters. More chaotic the better Fic by fosermi

Prompt 17: Jack Frost and his army of penguins and polarbears Art by nimohtar

Prompt 18: Jack Frost meeting Jack Skellington Jack’s Halloween by jaimistoryteller

Prompt 21: Jack is like a stray cat who has multiple homes that are unaware of each other. Often found sleeping in a pile of nightmares, tooth fairies, easter eggs AND christmas elves because it's warmer and he can get free snacks. He is a repeat offender and isn't sorry, will pretend he hasn't been fed in forever to dupe people into doting on him. Only Sandy knows that Jack is playing them all. Is It A Con If It'd Been Freely Offered Anyway by LinesAndColors

Prompt 22: Jack or Pitch or both! Techwear aesthetic Art by mrsketchy Art by ksclaw

Prompt 23: Kozmotis teaching Emily Jane to sail A Wild Ride with Papa by Jamie_Aizen

Prompt 24: Man In The Moon and Jack Frost doing dumb sibling stuff Art by fanarchoslashivist

Prompt 26: Pitch, having turned from his evil path, reconciles with North about all he's done to the Guardians. I was wrong (and I’m so, so sorry) by storminfrost

Prompt 27: Pitch being a fashion icon (optional Sandy or Jack posing in the background like a model). Art by ave-aria Art by thyphrog

Prompt 28: Pitch Black as a nightmare centaur (bonus if he has way too many legs like Sleipnir) BONUS bonus if he is like a real horse that gets startled by dumb things (a plastic bag or sudden noise). BONUS BONUS bonus if Jack likes to sneak ribbons onto his tail despite getting kicked (pin the tail on the Pitch anyone?) Art by bunnimew

Prompt 29: Pitch playing the lyre with fireflies around him on a starry night. Art by mrsketchy

Prompt 33: Pitch with a fancy gothic outfit Art by aroace-ghostface

Prompt 38: Sandy's Christmas eve rounds Help Me To Dream by Sylphidine Dreams of Christmas Night by Sarsfe

Prompt 40: Sandy having a nightmare either being caused or being consoled by Pitch Bitter by LinesAndColors

Prompt 41: Sandy just chilling on a dreamsand cloud and looking up at the night sky Fic by fosermi

Prompt 44: Sophie and bunny arts and crafts fun Art by fanarchoslashivist

Prompt 45: The Guardians and/or Pitch have Wanted posters! Art by purblzart

Prompt 46: The Guardians reluctantly accepting Pitch as a part of their "family" after Jack convinces them to Game Night by Eastofthemoon

Prompt 49: [No Ship] Jack has gained the power to shape shift into winter animals. Chaos quickly follows much to Jack's amusement.  Sprinting through a Winter Wonderland by BirdBrainedInsomnia

Prompt 50: [No Ship] Jack with pink hair :D Easter Herald by jaimistoryteller Art by ave-aria

Prompt 53: [No Ship] Pitch tracks down one of his missing Nightmares in a barn with a mother cat and a newborn litter of kittens Art by ksclaw

Prompt 55: [No Ship] Sandy falling asleep at inopportune times. Plan Your Naps by bunnimew

Prompt 56: [No Ship] The Burgess kids make holiday presents for the elves and the Yetis, and leave them for Santa / North to pick up Operation Christmas Helpers by jaimistoryteller

Prompt 61: [Jack/Bunny] Soulmate AU Fic by fanarchoslashivist

Prompt 68: [Jack/Katherine or No Ship] A wholesome gathering of friends and family by the fireplace ☺️ (DEFINITELY platonic relationships prioritized, though Jack x Katherine can be added if the author/artist wants) Twelfth Night On Guardian Street by sylphidine

Prompt 71: [Jack/Pitch] Blackice, android!pitch and mechanic!jack au Soul Survivor by bunnimew

Prompt 75: [Jack/Pitch] Ice skating date! Canon or AU. A Date at Moonset by jaimistoryteller Tales of Burgess III: On Friends and First Dates by nimohtar

Prompt 80: [Jack/Pitch] One or both as royalty Neon Escape by bunnimew

Prompt 82: [Jack/Pitch] Request: fluff, Jack/Pitch, family. Nopes: dub/non con, hurt no comfort, MCD that sticks, Tooth/Jack unless part of polyam6.  Art by bunnimew

Prompt 85: [Jack/Pitch and No Jack/Jamie] Jack discovers one of Pitch's favourite places to be is an amusement park, and he wants to go with Jack (can be themed/halloween, up to you). All that FEAR. No genderswap. No mpreg. No MCD. Thrills, Chills, and Skills by bunnimew

Prompt 89: [Jack/Sandy] Sleeping together Art by ave-aria

Prompt 91: [North/Bunny] The Guardians are celebrating Christmas together. Ending of Christmas Eve's Rounds by Sarsfe

Prompt 94: [Pitch/North] Anything Pitch/North Art by ksclaw

Prompt 96: [Pitch/Pitchiner] [NDU] Memory Retrieval by sylphidine

Prompt 98: [Pitch/Sandy] Vampire!sandy and priest!pitch au. OTP Art by winterswrathe

Prompt 99: [Pitch/Tooth] Pitch and Tooth as a duo of glamorous jewel thieves. Art by fangirl530

[bunnimew]

To Swap Our Places

A VERY LATE ROTG SECRET SANTA 2022 GIFT dfgjhdfjk

Rating: T

Fandoms: Rise of the Guardians (2012)

Relationships: Jack Frost/Pitch Black

Characters: Jack Frost (Guardians of Childhood), Pitch Black (Guardians of Childhood)

Additional Tags: Stranger Things AU, psychic powers, nonlinear story telling, some violence, some blood, some angst, typical Stranger Things things, you don’t need to know Stranger Things to enjoy this tho xD 

Summary: They were done being pawns. Tonight was the night. Pitch and Jack will stop at nothing to get the future they want.

For the RotG Secret Santa 2022 Prompt: ROTG/Stranger Things Crossover. Either Gen or Jack/Pitch as main pairing. The ROTG characters as Stranger Things peeps.

For @nimohtar <3 <3 <3

Read on AO3 here!

[thatvixenchick]

Ten Random Lines

Rules: pick any ten of your fics, scroll to the midpoint, pick a line (or three) and share it. Then tag ten people. tagged by @geekmom13

I used a randomizer to pick these. Mind the tags if you click.

Bucky Barnes is (not) a Bully Mr. Osborn sighed. “Listen, let’s cut to the chase. I don’t think that you’re a bad guy, and I need my data scientist back.”

Could You Stop? A soft click caught Peter’s attention. Looking up he saw a tube of lube in Wade’s hand. That was ominous. Peter was both afraid and anticipatory. He did and didn’t want to know what that would feel like. “I’ve never done it.” Peter blurted in a rush.

Have Your Cake or Eat It Peter chuckled. “Maybe try not scowling so much. Or just talking to To-Dad?” “He won’t talk to me.” Bucky all but scowled, but Peter was pretty sure it was supposed to be a pout. He tried not to snicker at it.

I’ll Cover You Wade groaned into Ellie’s super soft pillow. It smelled like her coconut shampoo. It made him crave a piña colada. He really needed a drink. “But what about the meeting?” he asked into a mouthful of fabric wrapped down feathers. “Don’t drool on my pillow or you’re buying me another one.”

Spidey-cat “It’s dirty. Smells bad. Smells like-” but Peter didn’t finish the sentence and instead just blushed while looking all the angrier. “The pee smell is not my fault this time!” Wade defended.

The Only One Who Knows Part of Peter truly hated himself for enjoying the praises as much as he did. It seemed childish and nonsensical. The rest of himself told that part to shove it and wallowed in the praise.

Deadly Sins: Vanity Perhaps he should have been afraid. These caresses, the occasional nip of sharp teeth, the hot, wet slide of a tongue, they were far too real. His imagination was, perhaps, tipping over into insanity.

Prehistorical Romance After all, stray thoughts just didn’t have enough room to take up residence when already filled to the brim with Tyrannosaurus-dick.

Felinae Puma Concolor “I mean, I get it if I’m not your type, but I’m a great lay. I’ll make it worth your time.” When Grant continued to panic, Nathaniel asked, “Never been with a guy before? One time doesn’t make you gay, promise.”

Phichit’s Great Ideas “Keep this shit in your room!” Yuri ranted. “Now, now,” Phichit soothed, laughter in his voice as he ran up to Yuri, a bunch of bags shoved into one hand. “We did it in the living room just the other day.” Yuri turned bright red. “Fuck all of you!” He spun on his toe and stomped off, shouting curses at the entire house. Phichit grinned at Emil and offered a thumbs up. “Good luck!”

The last one gets more lines because I adore that fic despite it having no new hits in years. lmao

I taaaag @asheofalltrades @murieltheawful @prose-aplenty @kari-vader @wadewilson-parker @nimohtar @cheermione

[splitasunderlandsystem]

Secret Santa 2019

Merry Christmas @nimohtar I am your Secret Santa this year! I hope you appreciate this fic and have a wonderful day! @rotgsecretsanta

Plot: The spirits have a gathering every fifty years and this is Jack's first one. With Pitch by his side surely this will be a wonderful celebration.

            Hiding outside the large double doors was Jack Frost, the winter spirit and Guardian of Fun. His hands trembled, frost covering his cheeks and keeping his hair in place. Wringing his hands Jack paced anxiously; every fifty years the spirits and Guardians held a ceremony to thank everyone for a job well done. This was Jack’s first ceremony ever and he only got an invite because all Guardians got one. The theme of this time was the Elizabethan Golden Age and it was only thanks to Jack’s boyfriend, Pitch Black, that he looked decent.

            Pitch decided to use the fact that the seasons tended to ignore genders to make Jack’s costume. With a traditional neckline going straight across his chest, the costume also had a white Elizabethan collar fanning out behind Jack’s head that sparkled in the candlelight. Somehow, Pitch had convinced Jack to actually wear a corset that showed off his delicate, lithe figure. The bodice was decorated in silver and pearls which in the Elizabethan era was strictly reserved for the wealthiest. The thing that made this ensemble most unique was the bottom. His skirts billowed out around his waist creating a silhouette fit for a queen. The skirts connected at his hip bones leaving an opening for people to see his ice-blue leather pants beneath. He wore no shoes, leaving his feet bare to showcase the frost his feet left behind wherever he stepped. To finish the ensemble, Jack wore a delicate amount of makeup that emphasized the feminine appearance of his face, giving him an androgynous elven look.

Pitch approached, wearing just a simple black and gold outfit - complete with a brilliant white cravat - reminiscent of what the men wore during that time period, “You look lovely my dear.” He smiled, taking Jack’s icy hand in his own.

            Jack stared up at the spirit, a miserable look on his face, “Pitch, I can’t go in there. I really, really can’t. Please let’s just go home and forget this whole thing.”

            “You know very well that we cannot. Attendance for Guardians is mandatory.”

            “Yeah, well, what are they going to do to me if I don’t go?” Jack replied defiantly.

            “Jack, darling,” Pitch cupped Jack’s face and gazed into his eyes, gold meeting ice blue, “sometimes we have to do things because of duty and not because we want to. I will stay by your side the entire time. I promise you.”

            Swallowing thickly Jack nodded, closing his eyes. “Thank you, Pitch.”

            The two entered the room and mingled with the other spirits and slowly Jack opened up. It didn’t take long for the two of them to begin laughing, joking, and truly enjoying themselves. While most of the spirits weren’t open to talking to each of the Guardians were excited to see them.

            “Jack! Pitch!” Tooth waved wildly, a huge smile on her face.

            “Hello, Toothiana.” Pitch said graciously. “How are you all enjoying the party?”

“I love the theme. The fashion in the late fifteen hundreds was beautiful even if the teeth weren’t always in the best of shape.” she giggled.

“Ah hated these clothes then, an’ Ah hate ‘em now.” Bunny grumbled, pulling at his collar.

“Vell, I zink fancy clothing is beautiful. Especially on vomen.” North replied smoothly, kissing Tooth’s hand.

            A rose petal pink blush dusted Tooth’s cheek and she giggled. “Such a charmer.”

            North and Tooth made their way to the dance floor as the orchestra slowed down to play a slow, romantic song.

           “And how are you, Rabbit?” Pitch asked, antagonizing Bunny on purpose. 

           “Busy. This stupid thing is always planned during my busiest time of year.” grumbling to himself, the bipedal lagomorph walked off to find somewhere quiet.

              Several songs and sweeping dances later, Jack found himself dizzy and out of breath. He didn't much care as he also had more fun than he thought he ever would at a function like this. Pitch had been true to his word, never leaving Jack’s side. 

“I never realized how good at dancing you are,” Jack looked up at Pitch with a grin. 

Pitch huffed, “Well what did you expect? I am a general you know; trained in the highest forms of combat. Of course, I was also taught to be the perfect gentleman.” 

Jack snorted at that and let himself be pulled against Pitch’s chest, the shade wrapping his arms around him tightly. 

Just then, North, who had finally giving Tooth a break from whirling around the dance floor, stood at the front of the room. He commanded the attention of everyone in the room merely by raising a glass.

“I vould like to make announcement. This year, is special year to one of our own. I vould like to congratulate Jack Frost, for forty years a Guardian!” North began to clap, the other Guardians following example quickly. Sandman made shows of confetti above his head and even Bunny had a smile on his face. 

Jack looked around, unbelieving at the cheering spirits around. Pitch held him just a little tighter, “Congratulations my love.” Jack shivered as Pitch whispered in his ear. 

North raised his glass again, “To Jack Frost!” The crowd cheered and raised their glasses also and Jack couldn't keep the grin from his face. He hadn't expected this. Of course he'd kept track of the years but he figured nobody else would bother. Forty years was nothing to the older Guardians. Still, the rest of the celebration held an air of accomplishment that made Jack just the smallest bit proud of himself.

              As the night came to an end, Pitch held Jack’s hand and swept him onto the dance floor, spinning him all the while. “Everyone is staring at you, you’re beautiful.”

            Flashing his boyfriend a grin and pressing their bodies together Jack wrapped his arms around Pitch’s neck. “You are too good to me, thank you Pitch. I really enjoyed myself tonight.”

           “Anything for you my love.”

           “Ah, my friends, you are standing beneath the mistletoe,” North called as he and Tooth danced past.

           Looking up Pitch grinned lecherously. “I see we are my love.”

           Blushing ice blue frost Jack stared up at the spirit of fear. “So we are. I guess that means we should…”

           “I suppose we should.” Pitch pulled the winter sprite close and kissed him deeply.

           Jack wrapped his arms around his partner and kissed him back, his body softening under Pitch’s touch.