#No one can out-sing the Koopa King

[emerald-echeveria-plant]

((The movie ain't even out yet but here I am-))

B O W S E R

• The big bad turtle monster falls in love easily. When he first laid eyes on you, he knows you're the one for him. His one true love.

• Bowser doesn't have a type, he generally goes for anyone whoever he deems a perfect partner for him.

• Does NOT take "no" for an answer from you. If you try to resist or ignore his advances, he will forcefully take you as his. Stealing you away in the middle of the night on a flying ship. Luckily, two Italians lend a hand to help set you free.

• If you agree to advancements like his gifts and terrible cheesey poetry, Bowser will be head over heels for you even more than he was before. Someone FINALLY loves him back! Oh great joy! Bowser might just not destroy another kingdom for a while ;)

• Bowser will take you on extravagant and expensive dates. He'll take you to dinner, an amusement park, a museum, anything! Your wish is his command. Bowser only wants to make you happy. The dates always have to be perfect. Always. If something goes wrong, say the waiter forgets your drink or someone accidentally bumps into you, Bowser will flip his lid. He'll start shouting that to the person that they're ruining his date. You have to hold him back from hurting the poor bystander.

• You're the only one who can calm him down. If Bowser is having a temper tantrum or a fit, you have to comfort him before he destroys the whole castle. He quickly lightens up whenever you're around. Dropping one of his poor servants and going to you like Bowser is your lap dog. The best way to calm Bowser is to let him lay his head in your lap as he grumbles about what's been bothering him. Usually, something about the koopa troopas or the Mario brothers.

• Wants LOADS of kids. TONS. Bowser had always desired a big family when he was younger. So, be prepared for a bunch of little ones keeping you up at night or having to separate fights. Ah, but you'll love them regardless.

• No question asked, he is the big spoon in bed.

• Bowser will sing for you during one of your many romantic dates. He did a whole concert for you at one point! And he'll do it again. If you're into music too, Bowser is going to want you to sing and preform with him. You can't say no to him, he'll beg you too.

• Depending on who you are as a person, Bowser might become better or worse. If you're good, he'll try to do good things for you. Like stop invading other kingdoms and learn to control his temper. It'll be a drastic change from who he originally was. Bowser would do it because he loves you very much. Heck, he might even apologize to the Mario brothers and peach but don't get your hopes up now. If you're bad, mamma mia, you're essentially encouraging his behavior. Bowser will destroy an entire civilization to make you happy! Steal goods and jewels, giving it to you as a present. He'd create a new galaxy and make you it's queen/king! You two are the worst villian couple known to exist.

• Bowser loves showing off for you. Whether it's proving his strength or how tough he is, Bowser wants to make sure that you know your "hot boyfriend" isn't scared of anybody.

• has the koopas build you a custom throne right next to his throne. He wants you to be with him at all times and he thinks it would make for a great birthday present.

• Bowser's partner only gets the best clothing, food, and jewelry throughout all the kingdoms. Feeling peckish for something sweet? His bakers will make you five layered cake of your favorite flavor. Perhaps wanting a new outfit? Bowser purchases the entire goddamn mall so you can have a shopping spree. Maybe feeling a bit cold? He's got you covered, just wrap your arms around him and you'll warm up soon enough. Bowser doesn't mind at all. He'll work in some new plans or arrangements while you hold him tightly.

• Kamek didn't like you at first but eventually grew to. As long as you make Bowser happy, he's happy.

[telleroftime]

Imagine being put in charge of watching tiny Bowser while he's locked up in the Mushroom Kingdom. Maybe you wete a knight of Peach's and she only trusts you with the task. For whatever reason you're stuck on babysitting duty.

Just, all you do for hours on end is guard a room with a small cage and a shrunken Koopa King while he complains, riots, and plays a little piano. But then you notice just how endearing he can be. You have to stop yourself from complimenting the singing. He's testing out pick up lines on his shadow and his ears can pick up the way you lightly chortle. The next couple might be addressed to you - not that he'd let you discover that.

I just adore the idea of after he inevitably escapes he's enthralled with you. Did he used to lie awake at night thinking about the beautiful Princess Peach? Yes. Is he now blabbering about the adorable, cutesy guard that watched him in jail? Poor Kamek has to hear it. Maybe one day Bowser can confess to you or he'll just kidnap you like he does.

I absolutely adore thinking about having to look after tiny Bowser. It might be the fact that the power dynamic is completely reversed, with Bowser now incapable of using his size as a threat or his fire as warning, or it might be the fact that tiny Bowser means a lot more pouty Bowser, but I love all the scenarios that sprout from this regardless.

It's one of the best forms of forced proximity.

Especially when you think about the relationship between Reader and him. He's not your king. He does not rule over you. He has lost the right to respect after destroying your home - or at least majorly threatning it - so there is no way you need to talk to him. Other than him being the Mushroom Kingdom's prisoner, there is no expectation from you. There is no forced politeness.

No "my lord" or "your Majesty".

He's been temporarily brought down from his throne and, once again other than the fact he's the prisoner, tiny and stuck in a cage with you being his guard, you're more or less on equal standing.

You'd be able to talk to him and he to you.

Not only that but a thin trust could definitely be built up after the initial malice (because let's be honest, both parties here would hold some form of resentment at first). You could ramble to Bowser with no fear of him relaying it to the princess. You had a bad day doing your other chores? You could tell him. Someone has been bugging you? You could tell him.

Bowser would be able to ramble to you with no fear of you snitching to his people too. His worries as king. His reasonings for his methods.

I don't think that's a dynamic Bowser would be used to, not even with Kamek in the mix. I don't think he'd be used to people genuinely laughing at his jokes or being willing to talk to him outside what's deemed as respectful towards one's king. He wouldn't be used to people seeing him remotely as an equal.

Aaaaand when he inevitably gets back to his kingdom with the effects of the mushroom disappearing, as you said I can only imagine his initial thought being to brag about you and also, well, kidnap you. He would. He totally would.

Just imagine how surprised Peach and Mario would be when Bowser and his troops show up at Peach's castle. Mario would step in to protect Peach only for Bowser to ignore them and walk straight to you.

[istadris]

I’m back with another Mario Movie AU, because apparently I can’t stop.

(It’s not really intended as a Bowuigi / Bowsario / Powser scenario, but if you want to read it that way, be my guest and go wild with your ideas).

Luigi gets captured and taken to Bowser, you know the drill. BUT. Two details make a big difference from canon :

Luigi, who’s been in a Hobbit bingewatch recently, manages to take a leaf out of the “surviving the huge murderous dragon by stroking their ego” book and starts complimenting and praising Bowser, whose reputation spreads beyond this world, he claims. He’s only come here to admire the glory of such a magnificent king, the Terror of the Darklands, the Scourge of the Kingdoms, the King of Monsters (he’s pulling all of this out of what he’s heard and awkwardly guessed so far). How could he not, after everything he’s heard about him ?? And yet the tales pale in comparaison of the real thing. Yes, that’s totally why he’s here. “And that other human with a moustache ?” “ Do you think I know every human being with a moustache wearing an identical outfit with a hat with the letter of his first name on it?! ...Because I don't! That’s just how normal human males look like !!! Are your mask guys related just because they look like each other ??” Bowser, turning towards the Shy Guys: “Are you ?” “No!! Gross, we’re married, Sir!” “A-anyway, I’m sure that human (who has nothing to do with me at all) is here for the same reason as me! To meet you and tell you how much he finds you awesome! Not for your fiancé at all!”

Bowser is dumb enough to believe all of it.

So now Bowser is very happy because not only does he loves sycophants as a general rule, but this one is human! If just his reputation was enough to make human flock to his kingdom, surely Peach will be head over heels for him once she meets him ! Ha! Take that, random Ex-Koopa-Now-Dry-Bones !!

“Told you all I was irresistible! Now she WILL say yes!!!”

But because he wants to hit every single bullet point in human attraction (and not at all because he’s a bit nervous), he’s asking Luigi for his “opinion”. Which, for Luigi, amounts to stand around while Bowser is singing his lungs out  and pretends that yes, a human would totally be charmed by this!

“How about a mass ritual sacrifice for our wedding ?”

“Oh god, that’s a thing ???”

“Yes, obviously ! Pure Koopa wedding tradition! Won’t she love it?!”

“mamma mia...”

“What was that ?”

“I MEAN- Yeah that’s. That’s very cool, but how about you go even further ?”

“More victims? I mean, I can scrounge up some forced volunteers in my troops...”

“No!! Erm, how about you manage to win the war without making a single causality ? Any warlord can kill everyone on his path, but you’re THE Bowser! You don’t even need to use your full strength to be respected!”

“...That’s very stupid. And I don’t want to be respected, I want to be feared.”

“Well you didn’t hurt me (very much) and I fear AND respect you very much !”

“Fair point.”

“And if you manage to do that ? That Princess Peach, she’ll swoon straight into your arms!”

BONUS !

In the Rainbow Road battle, instead of falling in the sea, Mario and DK are captured and taken to Bowser (with Luigi present in the throne room).

Bowser is gloating and Mario is ready to fight despite the danger:

“So, human, did you also come here to sing my praises?”

“Oh I’ll sing something alright, you...”

“Brother!!” Luigi starts yelling in Italian, “for ONCE in your life, don’t pick a fight you can’t win and listen to me! Just pretend that the maniac with fire breath is the most amazing guy you’ve ever seen, our lives depend on it!”

“...you amazing, incredible and badass king, I can’t believe I ever tried to fight you!”, Mario quickly plays along to the point of dropping on one knee (but mostly to hide his gagging face).

Bowser immediately turns toward Luigi :

“What did you say?? What was that gibberish ?!”

“Eerrr Magic! Yes! To-to make him admit how much he finds you awesome!”

“You can use magic?!”

“Human magic!! That only works on humans!! Not on Koopas or whatever -not that I would have used it on you, of course, eh ehehe....”

“You can make humans fall in love with me on command ?? That’s even BETTER! Now Peach WILL marry me without any doubt!!”

[therand0mwriter]

Piano Lessons-Chapter 1

Bowser x female!reader

[WARNING: This takes place after the Mario Bros movie, there will be spoilers]

After finding tiny Bowser in Peaches castle, you beg him to teach you how to play the piano. You eventually get him to agree, and it seems a friendship blooms from the lessons... and maybe something more?

[Unedited]

[I changed the room Bowser was in to help the storyline.]

*3rd Person POV*

After Y/N stepped in and closed the door behind her, she looked around the room. It was... a music room. There were many different instruments scattered throughout the room, stringed, percussion, wind, etc.

As Y/N were taking in the room, she failed to notice the company she was in and was startled to suddenly hear a piano and singing. Well, it was more like three keys being played messily and sighing for the singing/droning.

"Lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely. I have nobody for my own. I'm so lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely. I have nobody for my own. I am so lonely."

She looks to see... a bird cage? On top of a bright pink grand piano, and in the cage was a tiny black grand piano and... Bowser? In the cage was a Koopa that was small enough to fit in her palm. He had a spiky green shell, horns on his head, flaming red hair, sharp teeth, sharp claws, yellow scales, and vibrant red eyes. He was wearing a black choker with spikes and matching biceps and wristbands. This wasn't the mean, scary, and huge Koopa King Y/N was told of. He seemed depressed and lonely (as per his song).

She decided to speak up, "Excuse me?" He let out a high pitch screech. He flipped around to face Y/N and paused. 'Woah... who is this human?' Bowser thought as he took in Y/N. Everything about her left him speechless. He hasn't seen a lot of humans, but he was sure you were one of the more beautiful ones. He was staring at Y/N for a while so she spoke up again and gently waved, "Hello?"

She seemed to snap him out of his trance because he started to yell at her, "Who are you?! What do you want with me?! Who sent you?! Have you come here to destroy me?!" Her eyes went wide at the sudden mood change and influx of questions. "Um, my name is Y/N, no one sent me, and I have not come here to destroy you. I'm actually not supposed to be in here." She ended with a nervous chuckle, rubbing her arm anxiously.

He looked confused, "What? Why?" Y/N took a step forward, "I was told you were dangerous and evil and that you would hurt me. But, I got curious. I wanted to see who you really are for myself." Bowsers tense figure relaxed a smidge at her words. "But with how everyone was describing you, I thought you would be bigger." She added.

Bowsers red eyebrows furrowed, "I am bigger! They made me eat a blue mushroom, shrinking me! If I was at my normal size, I would tower over you!" Y/N gained a look of understanding, "Ah, that explains it." Bowser grumbled and turned back to his piano, angrily playing.

Even though he was practically smashing the keys, Y/N liked his playing. "You're really good at playing the piano," She complimented as she sat down on the bench that came with the pink grand piano.

Bowser stopped his playing and turned to her, surprise written on his face, "Um, thank you..." 'No one has ever complimented me like that... except Kamek.' Bowser thought. She smiled, "You're welcome." Bowser tensed, surprised at how much he... liked her smile. Y/N thought she had made him uncomfortable so she decided to speak up, "Don't you get lonely in here? If you want, I can come and keep you company when I'm not busy."

Bowser was once again surprised, "What? Wh-" He was cut off as Y/N continued, "And in return, you can teach me how to play the piano!" She had a large smile on her face. Bowsers face dropped, "Oh..." He said distastefully. "In that case, no." He turned back to his piano, playing a few keys.

Y/N spun his cage around quickly to where he was facing her, giving him slight whiplash. "Oh, c'mon! Please?! You're the only person I know that plays! I've been dying to learn!" Y/n pleaded, desperate.

Bowsers eyebrows furrowed, "I said: no!" Y/N clasped her hands together, "Please, Bowser! I'll do anything!" Bowser ignored how his heart skipped a beat when she said his name and focused on what else she said, "Anything?"

Before Y/N could respond, the sound of the door opening filled the room. Y/N gasped as Bowser said, "Ah, dinner time." The girl leapt behind a harp that was covered with a sheet, successfully hiding her.

A mushroom person entered with a tiny tray of food for the Koopa King. The mushroom person didn't bother to acknowledge Bowser as he set the tray next to the Kings cage. He turned to leave but paused. He then looked around the room suspiciously then turned to Bowser, "Was there someone else in here?"

Bowser look to Y/N through the corner of his eye and she clasped her hands together once again and mouthed: please. Bowser fully gave his attention back to the mushroom person and let out an irritated sigh. "No," He answered.

The mushroom person shrugged and left, Y/N coming out of her hiding spot. She gave a large smile towards Bowser, "So does this mean you'll teach me?" The Koopa King rolled his eyes, "I guess. But you'll listen to everything I say, got it?!" Y/N eagerly nodded, "Of course! You won't regret it!"

Bowser turned back to his piano and grumbled, "We'll see..."

To be continued...

[nightcovefox]

Beauty And The Beast

Hello there! Foxy/Night here who created another story! As you read the title yes, but Mr Dark x Beep-O ship! Hopefully, you all enjoy reading this first chapter! I will add a second chapter if this gets to 15 likes. (Not bluffing)

Warning: Bad Grammar, I was too tired to check any grammar or misspelling mistakes. Throughout this story/chapter some characters will be out of character. And some fluff (Who doesn’t love fluff?)

Ships: Sullivan x Jeanie and Mr.Dark x Beep-O (In one of the future Chapters~!)

Enjoy Reading! (This is a musical you have been warned.)

Chapter 1: Prologue

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Once Upon a 'Time in a faraway land, a Old King lived in a shining castle.

Although he had everything his heart desired, the King was spoiled, selfish, and unkind. But then, one winter's night, an old beggar woman came to the castle and offered him a single rose in return for shelter from the bitter cold.

Repulsed by her haggard appearance, the King sneered at the gift and turned the old woman away. But she warned him not to be deceived by appearances for beauty is found within. And when he dismissed her again, the old woman's ugliness melted

awav to reveal...

...a beautiful Enchantress. 

The King tried to apologize, but it was too late. For she had seen that there was no love in his heart. As punishment, she transformed him...

...into a hideous Beast and placed a powerful spell on the castle and all who lived there.

Ashamed of his monstrous form, the Beast concealed himself inside his castle with a Magic Mirror as his only window to the outside world.

The rose she had offered was truly an enchanted rose, which would bloom for many years.

If he could learn to love another and earn their love in return by the time the last petal fell, then the spell would be broken. If not.. he would be doomed to remain a Beast for all time.

As the years passed, he fell into despair and lost all hope. For who could ever learn to love a Beast?

~3 Years Later~

“I’m off to the bookstore!!” shouted a robot with rabbit ears, wearing a white sleeve shirt, around his shirt collar was a black bow, and he was wearing black pants with blue trimming at the bottom. Also, wearing black shoes. 

“Be back by 11 Beep-O!!” his sister declared from the other room. “Right. Right. Bye see you later Jeanie~!” said Beep-O taking his satchel bag and putting it over his shoulders. “Bye Papa! Stay safe!” said and small t.v robot. 

“I will. Take care of your aunt and Spawny for me,” said Beep-O patting his son’s head. “Mhm!” he hummed. “R2!!! Can you please come over?!” shouted Jeanie from the other room. “Coming!!!” he yelled back.

R2 hopped out of his seat and ran over to where his Aunt was. “Alright, let’s get this chore over with..” the intelligent robot muttered. 

~Cue Birds Singing~

Beep-O walking away from his house, twirling himself self around and sing, “Little town.. It's a quiet village.. Every day.. Like the one before.. Little town full of little people

Waking up to say..”

Beep-O walking in town hearing many Toads/Rabbids/Koopas/Goombas/Creatures singing, “Bonjour!”

“Bonjour!~” sang a Toad opening her window.

“Bonjour!!” a Goomba open their Apple Stand.

“Bonjour!!!” a Paratroopa opened their Newspaper stand. 

“Bonjour~!” a Drybones was in his jail. 

“There goes the baker with his tray like always the same old bread and rolls to sell..” sang Beep-O seeing a Red Toad carrying his karts of bread, passing by Beep-O saying a short ‘hello’

“Every morning just the same since the morning that we came to this poor provincial town..” Beep-O shook his head. The same Red Toad walked up to Beep-O and said, “Morning Beep-O!”

“Morning Monsieur!” he replied back. 

“Where you off to?” he asks.

“The Bookstore,” he answered, “I just finished reading the most wonderful story!! About a Princess who got kidnapped by a K-” he explained, but got cut off by Toad saying, “That’s nice, Cloud! The baguettes! Hurry up!!”

Beep-O sighed and continued his walk his way to the bookstore. Passing by some Toadettes. “Look there he goes that boy is strange no question!” they sang. 

“Dazed and distracted, can't you tell?”

“Never part of any crowd

'Cause her heads up on some cloud”

“No denying he’s a funny lad that Beep-O!!”

“Bonjour!” a Koopa greeted the Toadette. 

“Good day!” a young Toad lifts his cap, greeting the elderly woman respectfully. 

“How is your family?” a Goomba asks politely to the other Goomba. 

“Bonjour!” a Hammer Bro greeted a Rabbid. 

“Good Day!” a Toadette sighs, “How is your wife?” she asks the Shy Guy, who got smacked in the head. 

“I need six eggs!” wailed a female Koopa, trying to carry all her kids.

“That’s too expensive..” a male toad mumbled looking at all the jewelry.

“There must be more than this provincial life!!!” Beep-O sang, finally arriving at the Bookstore. 

The door swings open, and the bell rings as G.G stops what she’s doing and looks over to see her friend. “Ah! Beep-O! Good Morning!” she chimed. “Good morning, I've come to return the book I borrowed..!” said Beep-O handing her back the book. “Finished, already?” she chuckled. 

“Ohhh, I couldn't put it down!! Have you got anything new?” he asks, climbing on the ladder, searching for new books to read.

G.G shook her head, “Nope! Not since yesterday!!” she said, setting the book down. “That’s alright!” he said, picking up a blue book. “I’ll borrow this one!!” he exclaimed. “That one?! But you read it twice!!” she said. 

“Well, it's my favorite

Far off places, daring swordfights, magic spells, a prince in disguise!!” said Beep-O moving his whole body, the ladder rolling left and right. 

G.G chuckled, “If you like it all that much, it’s yours!”

“But G.G!!-” Beep-O exclaimed, climbing down. 

“I insist.” she said, “Go on a thank you for being a great friend.” 

“Thank you G.G..!! Thank you very much! I will repay you!!” said Beep-O, leaving the bookstore and passing by nosey Rabbids who were watching this whole scene. 

“Look there he goes that boy is so peculiar?”

“I wonder if he’s well?”

“With a dreamy far off look and his nose stuck in a book!!”

“What a puzzle to the rest of us, is Beep-O!!!”

Beep-O sitting on the stone fountain, showing some young Rabbids are his favorite chapter. “Ohhhhh, isn’t this amazing?” 

The Young Rabbid children look over at the Chapter. Very confused about what's written on it. “It's my favorite part because you'll see..” as he pointed to the picture, showing the children. “Here's where she meets Prince

Charming.. But she won't discover that it's him 'til chapter three..”

“Now it's no wonder that his name means 🎶🎵🌟❣️” said an Old Lady, tightening her curls. “His looks have got no parallel.. But behind that fair facade, I'm afraid he's rather odd…” she murmured. 

“Very different from the rest of us

He's nothing like the rest of us

Yes, different from the rest of us is

Beep-O!!!”

A bunch of Ducks were flying in the sky, heading their way south, until a loud Bang can be heard. Shooting that poor duck…

The duck fell to the ground, but was picked up by a flatter(?) Rabbid. Woodrow sighed, “Poor Duck.. I will write a poem for you later..” he mumbled. Putting the duck in the bag quickly. “Wow.. You didn't miss a shot, Phantom!! You're the greatest hunter in the whole world!” Woodrow praised his friend.

Tom Phantom chuckled, “I know~” he smirked. Polishing his gun. The Tom Phantom. The famous Beast Hunter. He may be a ghost, but uhhh- Hmmm. What can he do? Float through walls? Yeah, that checks out. (Imagine a Siren singing and leading you to your doom) 

“No beast alive stands a chance against you!!!” he said, “And no boy (and girl) for that matter!!” 

“Its true Woodrow..” he mumbled, fixing his sleeves. He wrapped his arm around Woodrow, pulling him closer. “And I've got my sights set on that one,” he said, pointing his gun at Beep-O.

“The- The inventor’s brother?!” he stuttered in shock. 

“He’s the one!” he purred. “The lucky one, I’m going to marry!!” he declared. 

“B-But h-he’s-”

“The most handsome and intelligent boy in town~”

“I-I know, b-but..”

“That makes him the best.” He growled, glaring at Woodrow. Poor Woodrow his legs were shaking in fear. “And don’t I deserve the best?” He asks his partner. “W-Well.. o-o-of course y-you, d-d-do..!” He stuttered. 

Tom Phantom dropped Woodrow. Woodrow face-planted on the ground softly whimpered a small ‘ow’

“Right from the moment when I met him, saw him

I said he's gorgeous and I fell here in town, there is only he, who is beautiful as me

So l'm making plans to woo and marry Beep-O~” he sang.

(Skiping The Girls who simp for- You know-)

“Bonjour!!” a Rabbids greeted Tom.

“Pardom.” said Tom Phantom trying to push his way towards Beep-O.

“You call this bacon?!” sneered a Blue Toad, holding straps of burned Bacon.

“What lovely grapes!!” a female Dry bones exclaimed. 

“Some cheese, ten yards

One pound!”

” ‘scuse me!!” Tom Phantom grumbled.

”I’ll get the knife!” A younger Toad exclaimed. (Haha- Mom: What do you have there?

Gaz: A KNIFE!!

Mom: NOOO-)

“Please let me through!!” Tom pleaded. 

“This bread, those fish-“ a female Rabbid pointed at the products. 

“It stales. They smell.” A shy guy cross their arms. 

“Madame’s mistaken-“ A Koopa said. The Rabbid agreed to him, “Well, maybe so-“

”There must be more than this provincial life…!” Beep-O sang, leaving town. 

“Just watch, I'm going to make

Beep-P my (little) husband!!!” Tom Phantom declared, as the crowd began to cover Tom Phantom’s way.

”Look there he goes the lad is strange but special

A most peculiar Monsieur 

It's a pity and a sin

He doesn't quite fit in

'Cause he really is a funny lad

A beauty/intelligent but a funny lad

He really is a funny lad

That Beep-O!!! (Bonjour! Bonjour!

Bonjour! Bonjour! Bonjour!)”

“Hello Beep-O!!” said Tom Phantom teleporting in front of him. Now why didn't he do that sooner-

Beep-O groaned, “Mother of Bowser..” he grumbled. Woodrow was running over to them, finally catching up to Tom. He was panting heavily. “Bonjour Tom and Woodrow..” Beep-O greeted the two of them. “Hello, Beep-O..! How is your sister and your kids?” Woodrow asks him, catching his breath. “They’re doing well-”

Beep-O was cut off by Tom Phantom grabbing Beep-O’s book, flipping through pages by pages. “Phantom. May I have my book, please?” he asked, trying to hide a hint of anger in his voice. 

Tom Phantom ignores his ask. “How can you read this? There’s no pictures!” he said, sticking his tongue out. “Well, some people like to use their imagination,” said Beep-O crossing his arms. Woodrow nods his head, agreeing with Beep-O. 

Tom Phantom throws away the book, “Well Beep-O it's about time you got your head out of these books and paid attention to more important things!” he said. 

Beep-O groaned, “Like you?” he joked. Bend down and pick up his book. “Great it’s covered in mud..” he muttered, standing up. “Exactly! The whole town's talking about it. It's not right for a robot to read. Soon he starts getting ideas and... thinking!” the ghost grumbled, pacing back and forth. You see robots around these parts, are for service. They don’t think. They will only listen to orders. But in Beep-O’s case, he’s just an intelligent robot, who serves nobody. He is his own machine. 

“Phantom, you are positively primeval!“ Beep-O glared at him. “Why, thank you, Beep-O. Whaddya say you and me take a walk over to the tavern and take a look at my trophies?” said Tom, wrapping his arms around him. Pulling him away from his way home. 

“What do you say...we don't?” said Beep-O pushing Phantom’s arm away. Tom Phantom scoff. “Come on Beep-O, I think I know how you feel about me,” he said, holding Beep-O’s hand. Beep-O rolled his eyes, “You can't even imagine.” he mumbled, pulling his hand away. “If you excuse me. I need to head back home and help my sister.”

“That crazy lady. She needs all the help she can get!” Tom muttered, chuckling quietly. Beep-O’s ears twitch in annoyance, and his blue color turns to red. “Don’t talk about my sister that way!!!” he growled. Tom Phantom's expression turns to nervousness then to ‘anger’ bonking Woodrow’s head. “Yeah!! Don’t,” he growled. “Ow!!! What did I-I-?”

“My sister is not crazy!!! She’s a genius!!!” said Beep-O. A loud explosion can be heard, Beep-O turned around and saw his home covered in smoke. ‘Shit!!!’ His red color quickly turned to purple. (Concerned/Scared)

Beep-O hurriedly ran to his house, hearing Phantom howling with laughter. 

“Jeanie!!! Jeanie!!” he shouted, opening the door quickly and going inside. “Jeanie!!!?” he shouts again. 

“Over here!! *cough* I’m fine!!!” 

Beep-O opened the door, to see smoke everywhere, but also see Jeanie covered in dust. “Oh Jeanie..” he mumbled. He ran over to her and checked if she had any injuries. “Don’t worry Beep-O..! I’m fine!!” she laughs. “Just.. a minor miss-calculation…”

“Can we come out now?” said a voice but it was quite muffled. “Yes, you can..” said Jeanie opening the barrel lid off. R2, Spawng, and a Rabbid pop their heads out of it.

“Sullivan? What are you doing here?” Beep-O asks the Rabbid who’s name is Sullivan. “Well, I’m on my break and decided to come here to visit my dear Jeanie~,” he said, with a lovely sigh. “Hey!!” R2 and Spawny pouted. “And come to see my soon-to-be nephews of course!” he said, getting out of the barrel. Helping R2 and Spawny out.

Beep-O ‘almost’ forgot Sullivan a and Jeanie were engaged fiánces. Sullivan proposed to Jeanie a few weeks ago. They don’t know when they will have their wedding, but once they do, Sullivan will be part of this little family of theirs. 

“So, Jeanie what is your invention and why did it blow up?” Beep-O asks his sister. 

“You know we had to buy power-ups? Well I decided to turn regular flowers into power-ups! But I regret putting a tiger Lily in the machine..” she muttered, ears going down.

“At least we know, not to put Tiger Lily’s in the machine?” Spawny laughs nervously. Jeanie nods her head, “Right..”

“Oh… I’m a failure guys… this stupid invention will never work…” she mumbled, her ears going down, and her light blue color turned to a dark shade.

“Oh Jeanie/Sis/Auntie..”

“Jeanie you are a genius!!”

“How Beep-O? I just make everything worse..”

“Not true! You make useful inventions in this house!”

“Like making a Spark feeder!” said R2.

“Oh! Oh! Also, make that telescope thingy to see who’s outside the door!!” Spawny added. 

“And the invention of the radio to hear the Galaxy Network Music Podcast,” Beep-O added. 

“Also to invent this special whistle!!” Sullivan added.

“See? All the things you invent help us!! Now Jeanie.. Don’t give up!!” said Beep-O, his expression having a determined face(?). 

“Right..!” she nodded, quickly going to her invention, fixing some screws and bolts. A few minutes passed, and she put her wrench down. While her other hand was holding a red rose. “Ready?” she asks.

“Ready!!” They all shouted. Sullivan pulled the kids behind him and hid behind the barrel. Beep-O looks over to see what that train conductor Rabbid was doing. “Just in c-case!!” he stuttered. “Right..” Beep rolled his eyes. 

“Here goes nothing!” As she put the Rose in the machine. Clogs were twirling and the machine was making lots of noise. “Please don’t explode.. Please don’t explode..” she prays. An item popped out. It was a Mushroom! A red mushroom to be exact. “I…I..I did it..” she muttered. “YOUUUUUU DIIIIIIIDDDD ITTTTT!!!” Beep-O shouted, hugging his sister and twirling her around. “BEEP-O!!! I DID IT! I DID IT!!!” she shouted, feeling so happy. Sullivan, R2, and Spawny came out of their hiding spots and quickly joined in the hug. 

“See!? I know you can do it!!” 

“You did it!!!”

“Now we have an infinite amount of power-ups!!!”

Beep-O and Jeanie chuckled as Beep-O set Jeanie down. “This calls.. For a celebration!!” Sullivan shouted. “YEAH!!” the kids agreed. “Oh, I wish hun.. But I got to go right now! Thethe contest is tomorrow!!” said Jeanie sadly. 

“Awww..” the kids pouted. “Maybe when you come back..! When you win that is..!?” Sullivan suggests. “Right!”

~~~~~

“You pack food and water yes?” Beep-O asks for the 12th time. “And clothes?” he added. 

“Yes and Yes. Don’t worry brother!” she said, putting her bags over Muffin’s back. (Horse Name)

“Make sure to bring gifts Auntie!!” said Spawny jumping up and down. “Lots of it..!” R2 added. “Boys.” Beep-O scolds them. “Haha! Will see you boys.”

“Be safe my love..” said Sullivan kissing her lips(?) gently. “I will.. And you should too..” she said, kissing(?) him back. 

Spawny and R2 stick their tongues out. “Eww/Yuck!!”

Beep-O rolled his eyes. “Come on Sullivan, I want to tell her goodbye as well.” he huffed. Sullivan pulled away and chuckled sheepishly, “Right..”

“Be safe Jeanie.. Here are some power-ups.. Just to be safe..” said Beep-O handing her a little power-up bag. Inside have all kinds. Except for a star.. Now those are rare.

“Thank you..” she said, putting it in her dress pocket. “I’ll be back tomorrow! Wish me luck!” she said. “Come Muffin, let's go!”

As Jeanie and Muffin (The horse) walked away, Beep-O and the others saying goodbye. Hopefully nothing bad happened to her.. Right?

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Bonus Facts:

•Woodrow was supposed to be a librarian but I scrapped that idea out. (I’m so sorry Woodrow-)

•G.G stands for Genius Girl (From M+RKB)

•I might add little Easter eggs just for fun (How many have you spotted?)

•R2 (My Oc) and Spawny were adopted by Beep-O (R2 calls Beep-O Papa while Spawny calls him Mr.Dad/Robot)

You're free to repost, I will publish the second chapter once it gets to 15 Hearts. Foxy/Night out~!<3

[auroraknux]

My wishes/predictions for the Mario movie:

Wholesome brotherly moments with Mario and Luigi

Mario worrying about Luigi

An acceptable amount of Luigi screentime/Luigi having his own little adventure

Mario and Luigi reunion hug

Mario and Peach shipteasing

Romantic scene in the fire flower field

Mario and Peach almost kiss but Toad interrupts them

Bowser villain song

Luigi sings (Charlie Day can sing from what I've heard)

Koopa Troopa does the NSMB dance

If Peach gets captured, I want it to be after an epic fight with Bowser or his minions

Peach being cool in general

But also being nice

Please at least let her actually use the halberd

Luigi's Mansion reference/Luigi encounters Boos

Mario rides a Yoshi

Mario accidentally drops Yoshi into a gap when making a jump. He freaks out, then it turns out the fall wasn't that long and Yoshi is fine

Mario "loses a life"/the 1-Up mushroom is incorporated in some way (maybe in the climax?)

Mr. L cameo or reference (highly unlikely)

Beanbean Kingdom or Prince Peasley mention (definitely not happening)

Bowser Jr. is at least mentioned

References to the RPGs

An explanation for why Peach is the only human in the Mushroom Kingdom (not likely but would be cool)

Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Toad all beat Bowser together (or at the very least, Mario and Luigi)

References to the old cartoons (we already got a Super Show ref in that one leaked poster)

The king penguin gets dropped off of/dangled over a cliff

Someone says "The princess is in another castle"

Acknowledgement of Mario and Luigi being twins

Mario says "So long, King Bowser!" when defeating him/Mario defeats Bowser by picking him up by the tail and throwing him

Peach kisses Mario at the end

Rosalina is acknowledged, or her existence is hinted at (one of the McDonalds toys was a Luma, so it seems likely)

In the climax, Bowser uses the Power Stars, and it turns him invincible

I saw people suggest that the blue shelled Paratroopa might attack Mario's kart during the Rainbow Road scene (I think this would be very funny)

Blue shelled Paratroopa is going to play a significant role

A scene where everyone is cheering "Mario! Mario!" and then it cuts to Luigi screaming "MARIOOOOOOO!" as he's running away from something

Ultimately, whatever we get, I just want a movie that's cute and fun. And so far, I'm very hopeful about that.

[blackhakumen]

Mini Fanfic #1158: New Donk Morning Parade (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

9:24 a.m. at the Sidewalks of New Donk City.........

It was a bright, lively day in New Donk City as everyone gathered around to watch over this year's Christmas Parade. And what better way to start the celebration of then with.......

'Soft Piano Playing'

Guy Dressed in a Bowser Costume: (Singing While Playing on the Piano on a Float) Peach, you're so cool~ And with my star, we're gonna rule~ Peeeach!~

Chorus: Peach~

Guy Dressed in a Bowser Costume: Please understand!~ I'M GONNA LOVE YOU TO THE VERY END!~

Bowser: (Scoffs Before Turning at His Villains Peers) You guys are hearing this? (Turns Back at the Performance) I can sing that piece MILES better than those posters up there can!

Hades: Really? (Forms an Evil Smirk on his Face) Your last singing performance seems to prove otherwise.

Bowser: It was three years and I was completely wasted that night, so that obviously doesn't count, Hades!

Sephiroth: Drunk or not, your pianist skill is hardly much to be desired in retrospect.

Pichu: (Nodded in Agreement) Pi.

Bowser: (Turns to the Father-Son Duo) That's only cuz I've been rusty for what? A near decade now? (Crosses his Arms While Putting on a Cocky Smirk.on his Face) I was a pretty one hell of a prodigy back then. Check it!

Bowser shows the trio a video of himself playing the piano at a very young age on his phone.

Baby Bowser: (Playing thePhone. Piano Off Key) DA DA DA DA DADADAAAA! DA DA DA DA DAAAADAAA!

Kamek: (Shed a Tear From his Eyes as He Watches the Young King Koopa's Performance) ('Sniff') My darling little king is a prodigy of the making......I'm so proud!~

Pichu: (Looks in Disgust at the Video in Front of Him) Pi....chu....

Hades: (Already Has a Deadpinned Look on his Face) Yeah, you were a really prodigy alright. Of pure delusional.

Sephiroth: (Simply Shrugs) I've heard worse.

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"Santa": (Sitting on his Red Sledge with Mrs Claus, Waving at Everyone Around) HO HO HO! MERRRRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODY!~

Sage: (Standing next to Bowser Jr While Watching the Parade in her Hologram Form) So this is what Santa Claus look like, Junior?

Jr: Yep. The big, jolly, fatman himself. A legend among all the boys and girls from across the globe. (Turns to Sage) He's gonna be at mall all month, so we'll probably go he see at some point.

Sage: (Smiles Softly) That sounds fun. (Sighs While Letting Out a Sigh) It's a shame I couldn't physically join you all on this wonderful experience this year.

Jr: Hey, your family comes first, right? There's no need to feel bad about that. Besides, don'tcha guys still have that huge project you still have to finish?

Sage: (Simply Nodded) For the most part. The Homemade Ice Cream Maker is approximately 52,6% in completion, so there's much more work to be thoroughly done. (Smiles Softly) Regardless, that it in of itself, won't ever stop me from missing you dearly, Junior.

Junior: (Immediately Starts Blushing) O-Oh! Well, I'm uh......already missing you already, Sage.....So does everyone else in the Smash Family......

Sage: (Giggles Softly) I can tell~ Your attempts at holding my holographic hands is evidence of that.

Jr: (Looks Down at his Hand Before Quickly Moving it Away From the Hologram) What handing hold? I just feel the need to grab something is all.....

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Roy: (Watching Sage Giggling at an Already Flustered Junior in the Distance) ('Tch') Look at 'em. Tryin' to be all cutesy with one another....(Cross his Arms) Gonna be a matter of time before those two start becoming certified lovebirds.

Ludwig: (Too Busy Reading the New Donk City's Guide Book) And yet here you are with little to no one to romanticize.

Kumatora: (Shrugs) Not too surprising really.

Roy: (Glares at the Couple Beside Him) Can it, nimberons! I can get any chick anytime I want whenever I feel like it!

Kumatora: Uh-huh.

Ludwig: (Casually Turns the Page) Highly doubt it, but good for you I suppose.

Roy: Oh screw the both you!

Maria: (Smiles Brightly) I don't think I could ever comprehend how breathtaking these parades are.

Alucard: I've seen more entertaining attractions in my younger years really. But I suppose this.....parade you all speak isn't too bad.

Roy: (Turns to Alucard with his Signature Cocky Smirk of his Face) What's the matter, old man? Afraid of getting out of your comfort zone?

Alucard: (Rolls his Eyes) Far from it. I'm only experiencing the moderation of what this generation has to offer. Which is more than I say about you sulking over having no romantic partner.

Roy: (Starts Letting Out a Offened Chuckle) I'm sorry, was that a remark you made towards me just now?

Alucard: I wouldn't say it was a remark per say. I just happen to noticed a blatant insecurity and felt the need to call it out as it is.

Roy: (Starta Chuckling) Blatant insecurity, huh? Alright. We'll see who's insecure.....(Glares at the Vampire) After I beat your ass in a game of Arm Wrestling!

Ludwig: (Abruptly Closes his Book Before Turning Towards his Brother) What?

Kumatora: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) Huh?

Maria: (Places her Hand on her Lips in Genuine Surprise) Oh!

Alucard: Pardon?

Roy: You heard me! I challenge you to one on one arm wrestle! Winner gets bragging on all accounts!

Ludwig: Roy, have you ACTUALLY lost your mind right now!? This is Master Alucard you are challenging!

Roy: (Turns to Ludwig) AND!? I ain't scare of an old timer like him!

Kumatora: I dunno, ypu should he. 'Heard he's a real tough cookie to crack.

Maria: The toughest cookie I've ever known and love.

Roy: A cookie I'mma bout to crack! (Pounds his Fist to the Palm of his Hands)

Ludwig: (Turns to his Girlfriend and Master) Kuma, grandmother, I'm imporing you to stop encouraging him even further!

Kuma: Luddy, it's fin-Wait. Grandmother?

Ludwig: (Eyes Widened at the Realization of What he Just Said) N-No! I-It's Ms! Ms. Maria I meant to say! N-Nothing else besides that.

Roy: ('Scoffs') Liar.

Maria: (Heart Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness as She Pulls Ludwig into a Loving Hug) Oh my dear, Luddy, I'd be honored to play the role of your Grandmommy~

Ludwig: I-I mean......(Starts Blushing) You don't have to....

Kuma: (Giggles Softly) Awww~ Congrats, babe!~ You just got yourself a grandma to look after!~

Alucard: Is that right? I suppose that makes me a grandfather then?

Ludwig: Master please.....

Roy: (Start Rolling his Eyes) ANYWAYS....(Turns Back To Alucard) Does my request still stands, geezer?

Alucard: ('Sigh') Very well. I accept your challenge. But can we at least do this on a later date? I'm currently enjoying my vacation with mi'lady and our faithful grandson.

Ludwig: (Glares at his Gran- Master) Okay, now you're just doing that on purpose!

Roy: ('Sigh') Aight, fine. We'll do once it's all over and we're back home. Good? Good. (Pulls his Habd Out) Now let's shake on it.

Alucard sighs once more as he reluctantly shakes on Roy's hand, awaiting for his so called challenge. In the near future.

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Diddy: ('Sigh') This is getting ridiculous, big guy. You can't keep wearing that every time you're out in public! You have better clothes to wear back the room.

DK: (Sighs While Wearing a Trench Coat, Hat, and Shades) Yeah, but I don't wanna be given death glares all day! They're reminding me way too much of Wrinkly's glare......

Diddy: (Starts Shivering at the Thought in Particular) Don't remind me.....Those eyes of her could even make Cranky curl up in fear......(Eyes Begins to Widened at Something that Catches his Attention) Hey, DK! This a look at this! (Points at a Float Rolling by of the Original DK Beating on his Chest in Pixelated Form)

DK: (Lowers his Shades Down to see the Float In Question) Hm. That's a pretty good looking float.

Diddy: Right? It's pretty and detailed....It's still crazy for me believe that Cranky used to look like this all those years ago.

DK: (Slowly Shakes his Head) Poor old man must've REALLY let himself go after those glory days ended.......

Diddy: (Shrugs) I can believe that. It would probably explains why he's so bitter and cranky all the time. (Turns Back to DK) Say, you think he'll like some souvenirs?

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'Horns Playing'

Pauline: (Singing While Riding On her Christmas Float Along with Bandmates) It's time to Jump Up in the air!~ Jump Up, don't be scared!~ Jump up and cares will spar awayyyyy!~

Peach: (Watches the Performance Driving by While Letting Out a Heavy Sigh)

?????: Peach?

Peach: (Immediately Comes Back to Reality) Ah! Um....(Clears her Throat Before Looking Down at Mario) Y-Yes, Mario?

Mario: Sorry for startling you for there. You looked like you were out if it minute there. Is everything okay?

Peach: (Giggles a Bit as She Hugs Onto Mario From Behind) You worry too much, dear~ I'm okay, honest! I was too busy listening to the song Pauline was performing is all.

Mario: (Smiles Brightly) You like it? She wrote for me as thanks for helping her and city out in the past, even went as far as to throw me a huge concert afterwards

Peach: Oooh~ That must've really exciting for you.

Mario: (Smiles Sheepishly) It was more surprising if anything. But I had a great time regardless.

Peach: I'm so glad you did. It seems like a more remarkable reward than some cake.

Mario: (Starts Shaking his hand a Bit) Ehhh.....I think concerts are fine and all, but I prefer receiving cakes more if anything.

Peach: (Eyes Starts Sparkling in Happiness) Even mines?~

Mario: (Chuckles Lightly) Yes, dear~ Especially yours~ You're a wonderful cook. (Kiss the Top of Peach's Hand)

Peach: (Happily Rocks Mario From Side to Side a Bit) Ohh you sweetheart of a plumber, I'm flattered!~ Thank you!~ (Forms a Proud Smile on her Face) (HA! Score one for the princess back home, Mayor!)

Zelda: (Staring at The Couple in the Mid Distance While Standing Next to Mewtwo) Wow. You were not kidding when you said she's jealous fueled

Mewtwo: (Simply Shrugs While his Arms is Crossed) Not surprising really. Her expressions alone were too easy to read.

Zelda: Yeah. Kinda like a certain Legendary Pokémon I know. (Turns to Mewtwo with a Raised an Eyebrow)

Mewtwo: (Turns Away) You're going still on about that?

Zelda: Kinda hard for me not to when you tried to find out what I'm getting you this year with your mind reading shenanigans.

Mewtwo: (Starts Blushing).......Teaching you psychic manipulation was a mistake.

Zelda: Uh-huh sure. Just wait until Christmas morning like everyone else, okay Mewwy? I promise it'll be worth the wait.

Mewtwo: (Pulls Out his Pinky) You solemnly swear?

Zelda: (Giggles Softly While Playfully Rolls her Eyes) Yes, I pinky swear. (Wraps her Pinky Around Mewtwo's) You cute goof~

Mewtwo: Not cute. But also thank you.

@cyber-wildcat

@ma-lemons

@albion-93

@theweebmaster31

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

Psycho Analysis: Bowser

(WARNING! This analysis contains SPOILERS!)

Most of the time, saying a character needs no introduction is a bit of an exaggeration, because there is always the chance, however slim, that someone has not heard of that character. That’s not the case here, though; you could go to the deepest, most isolated jungle tribe on Earth, ask the villagers if they’ve heard of Mario, and they’ll all start singing out the Mario theme music. With that in mind, today’s subject absolutely needs no introduction, but out of respect for the King of Koopas I’ll give him one anyway: This is Bowser.

Bowser is not simply a video game villain. Bowser is THE video game villain. Like Mario, Peach, and Luigi, this big old turtle is pretty much a household name, loved far and wide for his iconic design, simple yet effective boss battles, and his inexplicable yet somehow still understandable sexiness. The question is, can I make it through this review without making some sort of crude comment about the raw sexuality the King of Koopas exudes? Lets find out!

Motivation/Goals: Bowser from day one has always been a pretty simple man. All he wants in life is those peaches, peaches, peaches… And I mean, really, can you blame him?

Yes, his motivations and goals are pretty simple and shallow, but he always manages to make something as trite as rescuing a damsel in distress fun and refreshing. His strict adherence to basic formula leaves a lot of room for mixing things up though, and this same adherence makes the times when he breaks tradition and does something like fight on Mario’s side all the better. And sometimes it’s clear Bowser just wants to relax and fuck around by karting, playing board games, or competing in some sort of sport.

It’s a fun little twist on that old “Knight rescues a princess from a dragon,” except the dragon is a giant turtle and the knight is an Italian plumber (a more powerful force than any knight could hope to be). Of course, the fact Bowser is incredibly obsessed with a woman despite her wanting nothing to do with him means that Bowser is—you guessed it—a

Performance: Hoo boy, are there a lot of Bowser voice actors.

The cartoons used Harvey Atkins, who delivered a fun and cartoonish take on Bowser; Marc Graue voiced him in Hotel Mario, but this isn’t shocking as he was basically every male character in that game; Peter Cullen technically voiced him from 1996 to 2006 due to archival roars he provided for the 1976 remake of King Kong being repurposed for Bowser’s own roars; Charles Martinet provided his iconic evil laughs for 64; Kenny James is his current voice actor; Jack Black turned in a very against type performance in the Illumination movie; and Dennis Hopper of all people portrayed him in the live action film from the 90s. And these are just the ones I wanted to highlight! There are a few English voice actors I skipped as well as his extensive Japanese voice cast! Here’s the complete list, just so I’m not here all day:

The point I’m trying to make is this: Bowser’s iconic status is completely a group effort, and each of these dudes helped contribute to Bowser’s status in our hearts and minds in their own unique ways.

Final Fate: It really depends on the game or movie or whatever, but he is always defeated by Mario at any rate. Sometimes he’s simply defeated and sent on his way; sometimes he’s captured and imprisoned, like in the animated movie; and sometimes he just fucking dies, like in the live action movie and New Super Mario Bros. Don’t worry, he gets better.

Best Scene: Bowser in the earlier games had rather simple boss fights, though they weren’t completely unmemorable. Still, out of his early days it’s hard to deny his epic battle against Yoshi in the finale of Yoshi’s Island, where his child self is grown to gargantuan size and ominously lumbers towards you from the background while a hardcore boss tune blasts through your speakers, is the peak of his NES/SNES days.

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Then we have his early forays into 3D, and it’s inarguable that the boss fights he has against Mario in the timeless classic Super Mario 64 are some of his best, even if they are rather simplistic. I mean, this is where we got “So long, Gay Bowser!” from, can you really deny its place in Mario history? And those are just a couple! We could probably sit here all day talking about his great battles in games like Odyssey, New Super Mario Bros, Galaxy, and so on.

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Bowser’s most impressive showing outside of the games is The Super Mario Bros. Movie. The initial teaser for the film, which showcased his opening fight against the penguin kingdom, really helps establish Bowser as the threat he is, and the final battle and the wedding scene in the movie are some of his greatest villain moments to date. But I’m going to be cliché and give the spotlight to his villain song, “Peaches.”

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Here’s the thing, though: As a song, “Peaches” kind of sucks. It’s just Jack Black saying “Peaches” fifty times in a row and then making Jack Black noises. But that’s also what makes it so genuinely great; in the hands of a lesser actor/musician, this really would just be the dumbest shit imaginable, but in the hamtastic hands of Jack Black the song has become an instant legend. I think the visuals and the beautiful piano playing really help, not to mention the official music video where JB dresses up as Bowser and tosses peaches around. Lyrically it’s nothing to write home about, but man does the performance really sell it.

Oh yeah and there’s this too:

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Final Thoughts & Score

It is near impossible to overstate how iconic, important, and downright awesome Bowser is.

Like, this guy is the final boss. He pretty much codified what that means in terms of video games, being one of the first iconic big bads of gaming and the first adversary a lot of gamers fought. It’s kind of hard to believe today, but the original Mario games were genuinely some of the most groundbreaking games of all time, and the only reason it’s hard to believe is because video games have been building off the groundwork they laid down back in the 80s. Bowser is no exception; every single video game villain, especially platformer villains, owes a debt of gratitude to the king of the Koopas.

I think part of the reason Bowser has managed to survive and thrive through console generation after console generation is because he, much like the rest of the core Mario cast, is extremely versatile as a character and can slip into any situation with relative ease. He can be an evil overlord, a bratty child, a loving father, a kart racer, an Olympic champion, a platform fighter combatant, the owner of a Coney Island disco palace, a giant skeleton, a board game player, it doesn’t matter! Bowser can do it all! He can be a goofy, bumbling comedy villain or he can be a galaxy-destroying threat that would make Thanos shit himself, he has range like you wouldn’t believe!

It helps that both times he has shown up in a movie he has managed to be a scene-stealing smorgasbord of ham and cheese. Dennis Hopper’s madcap, in-it-for-the-money-but-not-half-assing-it performance in the live action film is so delightfully over the top that he manages to make the mere act of saying “Monkey” and “Bob-Omb” memorable and meme-worthy. While he’s a bit far off from what you’d totally want from Bowser, and his saurian form gets relegated to a two second cameo before his death, it’s hard for me to really give him less than a solid 7/10. He’s just too damn fun.

Meanwhile, Jack Black delivered a performance so good that it makes it easy to overlook the many problems the movie has (like its terrible needle drops). He’s just so fun, funny, and even genuinely intimidating, perfectly mixing all of the traits that make people love Bowser into one big, juicy package. I think everyone knew this was going to be a 10/10 performance right from the moment it was announced, but still it was pretty impressive just how well Black was able to slip into Bowser to the point he was almost unrecognizable at times.

No one would argue that Bowser deserves less than an 11/10; he is genuinely one of the single most important characters of the 21st century, and has made a mark on gaming that very few villains could match. He is to final bosses what Dracula is to vampires, what the Wicked Witch is to witches, and what Fu Manchu is to racist caricatures of Asian people. Other villains have more depth and complexity than Bowser, but that doesn’t really matter when he kidnaps Peach for the thousandth time and throws an army of freaky mushroom men and crazy turtles at you, because you’re gonna be there helping Mario stomp those Goombas to get to him. Bowser is just an icon, and his place in video game history is absolutely, utterly gargantuan.

JUST LIKE HIS DICK!

[nakuzendara]

Lemmy Koopa and Hip Koopa

Some headcanons on the two rapscallions.

Lemmy:

Born an entertainer, Lemmy loves watchign musicals and performs frequently for his family. If he needs help with props or background characters, Morton and Iggy are usually the ones to offer any sort of service. Lemmy throws 'personilized parties' where the people invited bring headphones, turn on their preferred music and boogie in the same room (it either gets really awkward or really fun). He owns an entire wardrobe of hand-made costumes, and makes his own little circus tents out of blankets when he needs to. Lemmy enjoys watching Disney movies, animating and dancing (tap dancing to be percise). His smile can make even the saltiest of people happy.

Hip:

Despite his tiny stature, Hip has a giant bubbly personality that win the hearts of anyone. His favourite band is Queen and sings along to all the songs (though he barely knows the words). 'The Moshi Monsters Movie' is what Hip watches every morning with King Koopa whilst eating a bowl of chocolate cereal (a cup of hot choclate on the side). He and Hop are practically inseperable; they draw together, they share the same meals, and they cuddle up with eachother in the same bed. His favourite animal are parrots and his favourite colour is yellow.

[bowuigifire]

BURN FOR YOU 🔥💚

SUMMARY: Luigi found himself in a strange alien world, alone and terrified. But perhaps this place isn't so bad?

Chapter 10:

"Mario..." Peach called out to him, her eyes brimming with tears, stopping herself from hugging him. It doesn't matter how much she needs it. What she really needs is to be strong right now, be the princess, not Peach. For Mario. But how to be strong when a friend of hers just lost his brother? How can she tell him what happened when she couldn't accept it herself? When she blames herself? "I..."

"What is it, Principessa?" The man cocked his head slightly hands floating uselessly in front of him as if to reach out to her and comfort her. He was concerned by Peach's expression. Something was wrong.

"I-it's Luigi." It was all she could manage to utter before chocking on the rest of the words, hugging herself to stop shaking, silent tears sliding down her pinkish cheeks.

"What about him...? Princess, please?" He implored when there was no answer. She shook her head, blonde locks hiding her tear striking face. "No-" But when he looked at everyone else they avoided his gaze. No, it couldn't-. It can't be-. It can't be true. Mario took a shaky step back, watching everyone who was present, both from the Dark Lands, the Mushroom Kingdom and the Jungle Kingdom. All avoiding him. Staring behind him. He looked there, seeing only a puddle of lava and a familiar green hat not far from it. Around them there were also many lava spots, although none close enough to injure anyone. And yet... Why Luigi? His kind, understanding and brave little brother couldn't be dead. He refused to believe it. Despite that, he could feel the tears gathering in his eyes, his throat getting too tight to properly breath. "I-I can't lose him." He gasped, his voice hoarse. "I can't lose him." He repeated, hands closed tightly. "Not like this!" He cried, falling down to his knees. He was openly weeping now, accepting arms taking hold of his body. The smell of strawberries and vanilla, along with the soft texture of the clothing under his hands, told him it was the Princess. The pain made him grip the pink fabric tighter, his body breaking into tremors. He could feel his heart pounding in his chest, squeezing hard. Wailing, he didn't realise there was a change on the Princess hold on him. That is, until he heard his voice.

When Peach took the red plumber into her arms she almost lost herself on the raw suffering there was on Mario's eyes. It was one second, but a second was enough to see it plastered clearly on them. He was loud in his mourning, letting everyone know feel how much he was hurting. It felt like hours, years passed, but were only a few minutes. Those minutes would be the worst of her life, but the next ones would be the best ones.

It wasn't slow but sudden, something bursting from the lava pool where they saw Luigi fall into, followed soon by Bowser, taking everyone by surprise at what they were watching. She was aware he could withstand high temperatures. However, lava seemed impossible. Even other koopas were careful to not be too close to them despite used to living in such environment. The gasps around her seemed to agree with her thoughts. Nevertheless, there's no doubt it is the King, his scales illuminated in intense orange and reds. His hair was in front of his face, hiding his eyes and any expression he might have, smoke currently absent.

Bowser's appearance might have been sudden but his steps to get out of the lava were slow, faltering at times. His muscles flexed for a moment, something in his chest hidden by his giant paws. Soon he fell down onto the ground, his adviser getting quickly at his side and touched his shoulder in worry. Bowser didn't say anything, simply moving the arm that was against his chest.

From where Peach was standing she could see Bowser's hair has been singed, plastered against his face showing an exhausted look. What got her attention wasn't his appearance, however, - although she would question it later - but the figure in his arms. Mario's brother. Alive and free from burns. Or at the least free from severe burns. She sucked in her breath, not believing her eyes. Her mind wouldn't be cruel enough to create that image, would it? But it was real, not a trick, right? She was about to get Mario's attention when she saw the human in green move his mouth, a whisper that could be heard by everyone for it was deadly silent since the moment they both disappeared inside the lava.

"Bowser?" He called weakly. Not his brother's name, not any exclamation of shock at almost dying, no. The king's name.

"You better start explaining what was going on through that empty head of yours right about now before I-!" The giant koopa's voice grew in volume until a coughing fit ceased his shouting.

"Please, sire, stop talking. You've got lava in your lungs." Kamek stammered, moving his wand most probably to scan him. He was pushed away by the King carelessly.

"I don't care!" Roared the beast, coughing yet again. His attention was somewhere else.

"Mi dispiace... (Im sorry...)" Luigi croacked out, trying to seat properly in order to reach for Bowser, hand stretch out and shaking.

"Don't you dare apologise!" His growl was threatening, ignorant of their spectators. Luigi put down his hand. "You don't deserve to be forgiven, Greenie! What were you thinking, jumping like that!?" He kept berating the poor plumber who was looking at him with wet blue eyes, confused at his reaction. How else was he supposed to stop the wedding?

"LUIGI!" Everything stopped when everyone heard that cry, blurry quick steps running in the direction of the brother dressed in green. Mario couldn't resist after coming out of the shock to see that his little brother was actually alive, not dead, alive! He jumped to hug him, squeezing hard, touching his hair and his back to make sure everything was okay. He pulled away enough to see his face before hugging him again, tears rolling down his face.

"Sono contento che tu sia vivo, fratellino. Non posso perderti. Non farmi passare di nuovo tutto quesito. (I'm glad you're alive, little bro. I can't lose you. Don't put me through this again)" He mumbled, not letting go. Luigi patted his head, reassuring Mario he was okay.

If he could choose, he would never let him go. Alas, it was not his option.

"Mario, per favore (please), I can't breath." He had to let go of Luigi as he didn't want to hurt him, although the red plumber remained close to him. Just in case. He turned to look at Bowser who was staring back at him awkwardly.

"Um..." The King avoided his searching gaze, not sure how to feel. He was so ready to fight the red plumber but now he was here, standing kneeling in front of him, he didn't know who to feel. How to react.

"You... You saved my little bro." He heard the human say. He was expecting a followed 'but' and then a punch to his face. Or maybe insults and angry words thrown at him. He didn't expect his next words. "Thank you." It was whispered softly, and when he looked back at Mario, the plumber wasn't looking at him but at Luigi, still checking he was alright. Just like that Bowser felt all his energy leave him, his deflated body too heavy to move. Kamek, noticing his King's state, used his wand to engulf his large body and levitated him with the intention to get back inside their castle.

"Leave." He ordered, not looking back. Whether they did or not wasn't his problem. His Lord's health was the Magikoopa's priority, after all. The rest, who had been watching silently, finally reacted and moved to either help, go back inside or approach the brothers. The battle was over before it even started.

[koopzilla]

Bowser challenging Peach to battles and if she loses she has to marry him, but she's just too good...

Hydreigon spun out like a car on ice, lifting a storm of dirt and dust as he skids back to his trainer's feet. Trembling face-paws attempt to peel him from the ground, but it is no use. Light crushed the darkness. Peach had cleverly saved her fairy type till the final confrontation. Both trainers reduced to their aces, Bowser had been out before the finale even began.

A Toad fires a red flag towards the away team. "Hydreigon is unable to battle! Peach wins!!"

Joyous cheers flood the stadium! Their bet declares Bowser must leave the Mushroom Kingdom alone for the rest of the year! And Peach does not have to get married. Innocent toadies actually believe he will follow through with such a promise. Even as the combatants stare at each other down from across the field... they know the treaty is built upon smoke and mirrors.

Once more, the dark dragon attempts to rise. It turns back to King Koopa, fangs grit hard. It knows the importance of this fight to its trainer! Dark energy built in the clamped jaw of his hand.

However, Bowser crouched beside his demon of a pet and laid a claw atop that burning energy. It puts it out like a candle. "That's enough. You did good."

An excited crowd surrounded the princess: a group of toads leaping at her hips, singing her praises! The match had come down to the wire, with both trainers reduced to their last Pokemon. They had feared the worst! "That's why you're the princess!" They cheered!

Yet, from beyond, certainly Peach can see. Beyond the falling confetti and cheering toads, one bitter loser cut through it all with beaming red eyes and a scowl threatening death.

He does not take defeat well. This will not be the last battle.

And as the demon departs, dragon hovering carefully behind him, he leaves behind a promise of vengeance. A punch against the stadium wall threatened to take the whole place down! It quiets the cheers and has the closest Toads hiding behind their princess.

"Ummm... W-well. The next battle will be Funky Kong vs. Daisy...!"

[ask-the-koopa-family]

Bowser Jr x Melody parenthood story

Bowser Jr and Melody are the new king and queen of the koopas and now they have a baby togheter, it's a girl and they named her Betty Koopa. When Betty was born Bowser Jr and Melody were both verry happy, they were both crying of joy, they kissed each other and holled there baby togheter.

When Betty was a baby, Jr was protective since he didn't want anything bad hapening to her and he would sometimes have nightmares of failling Mel and Betty, but Melody assured him that everything will be fine and that they can do this togheter, whitch Jr felt better and thanked Mel for it. When Betty started walking and talking Jr and Mel were werry happy, especially when Betty's first words were "mommy, daddy" whitch Jr and Mel cryed of joy, but when Betty became a toddler it was a bit harder since she would sometimes get dirty, wanting to play, ect but luckily Betty was a bit more relaxed and would do nice things for her parents and she wanted to lear how to be a queen and wanted to sing.

When Betty became a kid, she was nice, she would play with her cousins, sing with her mom and dad, talk with them and she would sometime play with them, whitch Jr and Mel were happy especially since she's kinda like them when they were young and they had a fun time, when Betty had to go to school Jr and Mel would help her and it would be easy and Betty was really good at music and art class' since she likes to draw like her dad and sing like her mom, Jr and Mel were both happy that there daughter is doing preety well and unlike the other kids she's smart and nice, so he allso had friends whitch they were both happy that she does, but Jr was still kinda protective and would make sure that Betty was safe and Melody would assure him that he doesn't have to worry and that Betty is fine.

When Betty became a teen she was nice, smart and responsible, she would sing when there's a school play whitch Jr and Mel go to and they would be happy and proud for there daughter, Mel would still help her and she would sing with her, as for Jr he would also hellp and hang out with her, he would also teach Betty how to be a queen, when Betty fell in love with one of her firends how was a male koopa and he felt the same thing for her, he asked her out whitch Betty aceppted, when Betty tolled them that one of her firends asked her out Mel was happy for her, but Jr even though he was happy, he was allso worried he thinks that this boy would do something for her, so he order a koopa and goomba to watch her, Melody asked if he's going a bit to far, since the boy who Betty went out with was preety nice and he and Betty were friends for years, Jr responded with yes he knows it's just that he's worried for Betty, Mel then huged Jr and sead that he doesn't have to worry, Betty can take care of her self, she's strong and smart, but then the koopa and goomba came and sead that Betty and her firend how went to a date with her kissed each other, Jr and Mel were shocked, then Jr was angry and when Betty came Jr and Mel were there and asked how was the date whitch Betty replied that it was preety good and explained what she and the boy did, then Jr sead that he was glad that she had a good time with her boyfriend, Betty was kinda suprised and asked what does he mean by that, then Mel sead that they know that she and that boy kissed each other, Betty was suprised, then she was sad and replied that they love each other and that they were friends for years and he's not bad, Jr didn't want to hear it and asked if he can talk to her boyfriend, whitch Betty had to and she did, when her boyfirend came Jr and Mel saw him and recognize him, when they sit down and talk'ed, Betty's boyfriend was a nice guy and he was smart and strong, Jr was a little calm down when he met him, after he Betty's BF left Jr and Mel talked with Jr saying that she was right, that he didn't need to worry and everythings fine, Mel then sead that see everythings fine and it will be, Jr thanked her and kissed her, then they snuggled togheter and they knew that everythings gonna be fine for them and for Betty.

THE END

I hope you liked this story 💜❤🧡

Thanks for the story !

Its a good one, i like it

[lucyandludwigkoopa]

this is one of my Super Mario bros/Koopalings Ocs princess Breeze here’s information on her let me know what you think of her 🖤Full Name 🖤princess Breeze

🖤Nickname🖤

Bree Bre pink bow ice cream girl pink princess dragon girl dragon princess easy

🖤age 🖤

12 or 13

🖤looks🖤

real hair color reddish orange dyed hair color brown real eye color blue eye color with contacts brown hair normally in a ponytail sometimes down wears a pink dress with a pink bow in her hair has to black spiky arm bands a black spiky choker a pink bandanna with some red and purple on it has a yellow dragon tail that looks like a Koopa tail has horns on her head her tail is purple when she's a dragon

🖤likes 🖤

ice cream sweet tea drawing painting dancing singing music listening to music pop songs some country songs rock songs

🖤dislikes🖤

mud dirt getting dirty getting mud or dirt on her dresses leggings heels face hands hair ghosts bugs clowns heights the dark men a whole lot snakes having everyone she loves get hurt being alone

🖤gender🖤

female

🖤sexuality 🖤

Bi

🖤personality 🖤sweet caring Kind smart shy sensitive loyal

🖤powers 🖤

fire powers can breath fire can turn into a purple dragon when is in the normal universe were she's a half human half dragon can heal people can us water magic as well

🖤weapons 🖤

a magic paint brush

🖤strengths 🖤

fire lava love family friends

🖤weakness 🖤very cold things the cold she can't be in the cold for any amount of time her skin will turn blue if she in the cold for any amount of time she needs to get out of the cold in time and go somewhere warm in time or it is game over for her poison

🖤family 🖤Bio (mom) Queen star Bio (dad ) max the dragon none Bio siblings Lucy Lily Raven May Ralph Izzy Luna

🖤friends🖤

Lily Zac/Zoey Larry Jr (Bff) Luna Lemmy

🖤backstory 🖤

she was born in the Crystal Kingdom she ended up living in the Koopa King in Bowser's castle with her siblings Bowser the Koopalings and Jr after her mom Star left her and her siblings at Bowsers door step one day/night

🖤extra 🖤

she also has she has autism ptsd she's also very sensitive and extremely scared of men as well she's been best friends with Bowser Jr since they were both babies/2 when she was very young she couldn't really pronounce Jr's name has she ended up calling him dinner even now she still calls him dinner by accident she also likes to call him BB or BdaB has he also calls her BB or BdaB he even calls her easy her and Jr have a very close best friends relationship she also has an ex boyfriend named Jay his an orange dragon she was also made the future Queen of the Crystal Kingdom

🖤crush🖤

Bowser Jr manly as best friends can be romantic in my fanfics and when they are much older or Larry she has a bit of a crush on him as well

[simiansmoke]

//🔥🌀

A light drizzle from the canopy kept him tilting his head back to observe the streaks imbued with the light above the tight compaction of trees and their foliage until they reached the bottom where he lounged amongst moss and ferns within the jungle's dark underbelly.

He'd picked up humming lowly to himself once the sound of each drop shattering onto wide, monstera leaves faded into monotony. The sensation was not unknown to him, of course. Though he wasn't sure if he could assign the term of true monotony towards what it felt like to struggle uncertainly with a fighting rhythm picked up in training easily enough, especially when attempting to apply it to the next and hardest lesson he had to learn: matching nervous breathing to the ever rising speed of a force that crashed behind him and threatened to consume more than its fair share if only because that's entirely what it had wanted all along.

It had taken him a while to stop mulling over the encounter and picking apart what he should have done knowing what he did now. He was so sure that he was finally rid of the rent-free thoughts when of course Bowser decided that he would have to face those not only in his head, but head on once the Koopa king had dragged him kicking and complaining and ensnared to that island across the several bays that kept it secluded, and in turn - kept those furious forces trapped upon it. And he'd seen him again there - the first to greet them, of course.

Though greeting was not...an activity that DK would have liked to define as what that particular Kong had subjected them (mostly the prince) to. Larger and with his own initials "DK", it was always clear to why he referred to the prince as a little donkey; it was in their basic training...something to be understood that the little ones were to listen to their larger leaders and hope that one day they listened well enough to grow into such power themselves. Perhaps that was why Dread had detested him so...the fully grown, weakling of a prince would always have more power over him at the end of the day, no matter how hard he himself worked.

A faint feeling much like a large hand dragging down his thigh gave the prince pause as he shook out some raindrops in his fur. A squeak of sorts beneath him caused him to clamber up and away from whatever was lurking beneath the half hollow stump he'd taken a rest on with the intent on getting the rolled up jungle weed he'd brought along alight...no thanks to the turn in the weather. As he circled back around and peered into the hollow, his hair drifted down over an eye, but he could see the lot gathered and cowering in together from the intermittent raindrops - a group of fireflowers grown carefully in the nook in an effort of preservation to whomever had planted them. Well...that solved his getting a light issue.

Back to the stump's side, he positioned himself back to the opening to feel the warmth within radiate out and work at drying his fur. "Mm. And of course-...I'd get away from you. Just not...the idea of you." Lips pursed at the admission made to the quiet of the jungle's solitude, he shook his head and twisted the fresh blunt around in his hand. Images of fire escaping breath worked on singeing out the stains left by Dread, though... they seemed to just be adding more depth to the spread, wiping free the previous legacy if only to leave him with an expanse of burned flesh that wouldn't come out as easy as a stain would. Yeah, that seemed more like the Koopa king's style.

"Can I really say he fucked it all up, though?" DK sighed, reaching down to slide his hand into the gaps of the hollow and stroke at the heat of the hidden petals. When someone unearthed an unwanted memory, were they the ones at fault when he did such a poor job at burying it in the first place? Well, buried it and forgot to check up on it occasionally to make sure no one would find it until after it had truly broken down into nothing. Would it ever?

A soft huff escaped him as he curled fingers around a stem and picked one of the flowers, being careful not to let its face meet a lone rain drop as he pulled it close to his chest where his chin could serve as an umbrella and it could serve as his blunt's lighter.

"Just when are ya gettin' over it? You're dripping-" A tremble in place was caused by a small chill that breezed through, but he wasn't sure it was from the still, humid air around him. "...like a saturated sunrise." The sunrise colors in the flower glowed a bit brighter as he held the blunt into its midsection, then took his first puff and exhaled sharply. "...and spillin' like an overflowing sink. You're ripped- at every edge-" The words came half melodic, as if working up the energy to drift along smoothly, but finding it easier to aim halfway there. "but you're somebody you never met...burniiiin' red."

Exhaling smoke, he wondered...that night he'd been forced to fight alongside Bowser much like he'd been forced to fight for Dread when it was not even duty that drove him to either place - rather what...was expected of him, despite his thoughts on why he should or should not partake. "-flying through the free fall. Like the colors in autumn just before they lose it all...and now I'm covered in the colors, pulled apart at the seams." Finding the flower's heat a small comfort, he stroked its petals carefully until his fingertips tingled.

The worst was knowing that the past was trying to birth itself anew...well, no. The worst thing was not even recognizing it by a different name. One that he heard called out of desire for more power - more expansions. Who was he to heed such a call anyway? Just the vessel that needed convincing.

"Tell myself it's time now - gotta let go. But moving on from him...he's so devoid of color so he don't know what it means. When I still...see it all in my head." Figuring the flower might help dry his fur off if he let it envelop him, DK gave it a few more strokes to coax the spirit out of the middle. Once freed, it seemed to give him a curiously blank stare before sidewinding up his arm on its way to the power-up point in the sternum.

"...and it's burnin' red. But everything is...blue." As his fur fluffed out with warmth, he felt the flame snap up into his open palm, and as he took another drag of the blunt, he noted how the flame's blue ends bobbed in his grasp as it observed the dull, azure sheen the Kong's fur had taken. "Now...he's so devoid of color. He don't know what it means-"

[nintendouniverse2023]

Bowser Presents Peaches

(Once a pond a time in Bowsers main airship but part first class in the middle of the sky at night. The Koopa Guard were keep in watch to make sure nether The Mario Bros trust pass here. When Mario was behind the copter leg keep in watch for the window roof on the steel. Suddenly a sneeze came from Luigi, which scared Mario a bit, Mario confronts Luigi about that.)

Mario: *Whispers* Luigi! Not so loud!

Luigi: *Whispers* Sorry Mario, It’s-a so cold tonight.

Mario: *Whispers* I know-a. Im-a cold too, but we need to stay quiet. Our lives were nearly on live here.

Luigi: *Whispers* Ohhh. I wish our sister was here with us right now, she ussally come with-a hot drink before leavening at night time adventures. Maybe bring-a two more for use you know?

Mario: *Whispers* Mara is in bed right now back at home, right now, we just need to get-a Peach from The Green Scaled Hot Head but with stealth this time. Check if theres any luck getting through-a.

(Luigi goes to the leg to found out the Koopa is walking away from the glass celling.)

Luigi: *Whispers* Okay, He’s-a gone.

Mario: *Whispers* Let’s-a go!

(Mario and Luigi quickly tipped toed towards the table all they way to the glass celling. They lakes on top of it as they watched.)

Luigi: *Whispers* So what’s the plan-a?

Mario: *Whispers* I don’t know, just stay stealthy For now. Just wait till whatever this is, then will make our move once it’s dark.

(Inside the room was a big room with a red soft floor. Some line windows on the left and right walls. 100 tables of some of Bowsers Troops and Koopa citizens for Darklands were at eating their meals for tonight. Boom Boom in tie and Pom Pom in a dress has already put tied up Princess Peach)

Princess Peach: Whatever Bowser was planning to do to make me be his finance, it won’t work!

Pom Pom: Oh nothing, Just a song to you Mushroom heart to convince you to make out with the King.

Princess Peach: Your Hilarious l:

Pom Pom: Thank you! I get this a lot during training in the dojo. Your a prefect guest star… or a forever guest. Come bro, lets get the show on!

(The curtains opens to reveal a piano, two flame holders and a huge star. The Koopa Sibs behind the Piano and Peach began to quite the audience.)

Pom Pom: Excuse me every Koopa! Can I get everyone’s attention? Guys? Guys?

(But they audience still didn’t get their attention, So Boom Boom, banging the floor so loud in frustration saying.)

Boom Boom: SHE SAID GET OUR ATTENTION YOU BLABBER MOUTH!!!

(The Audience got scared and began to listen.)

Boom Boom: Jess! I have to do everything for you, do I? *To the audience* This show will now commence! Tonight we proudly present the future queen of Dark Lands, Princess Peach! Now before we do, make sure their will be no talking (unless whisper talking), no texting and no trash talk! Break them, then your bounced off the airship! No Parashoot! Now presenting the main singer for tonight, The King of Koopas! The Master of Flaming Blast of laser! The Raging Tyrant to Toad! The deep hearted rocker and romantic koopa! KING BOWSER!!!

(As the audience clapped while Boom Boom and Pom Pom take a seat to the near by tables, Bowser came walking in the stage and began to take a seat on the piano chair. He snaps his fingers revling the Star to make a pink glow as well as the fire and smoke machine was pink as well. Bowser make a confident deep breath and then starts playing on the piano.)

Bowser: This one is for my one and only true love…Princess Peach.

Princess Peach: Oh Brother 😒

Bowser: *singing* Peach…Your so cool. And with my Star we’re gonna rule… Peach…Understand…I’m gonna love ya till the very end! Peaches (10x), I LOVE YOU!!! OOOOHHHH! Peaches (10x), I LOOOOOOVVVVVVEEEEE YOOOOOUUUUU!!! OOOOHHH!!!

(While Bowsers bust resting his throat for a bit, Pom Pom whispers to her brother saying)

Pom Pom: Wow. Never expected that he had such a voice. You think Ludwig might have-

Boom Boom: Shhhhhh!!!

Pom Pom: Just saying… 😠

Bowser: *singing* Mario, Luigi and a Donkey Kong too! A Thousand troops of Koopas couldn’t keep me from you. Princess Peach, that the end of the line, I’LL MAKE YOU MIIIINNNNEEEE!!! OOOOHHHH!!! Peaches (10x) I LOOOOOOVVVVVEEE YOOOUUU!!! PEACHES! PEACHEEEEEEESSSS,! PEAAAAAAAAAACCCCCHHHH! PEAAAAAAAAAACCCCCHHHH!

(Bowser kept screaming Peach so loud that the windows began to break including the celling window that caused The Mario Bros falling down crashing into one of the tables. The piano stops as Bowser looks at the bros. Luigi teases Mario saying.)

Luigi: So much for stealth…

Mario: Oh Shut up!

(Bowser began to stand in front of them as The Audience run off with some of the troops began to fight.)

Bowser: Mario! How on earth you get here!?

Mario: Your deaf making song! That is what, Real lady killer! NOT!!!

Bowser: *Offended Gasped* ILL BURN YOU TO A CRISP FOR THAT!!!

(Bowser use fire blast as the bros dodged the attack. Mario knocks out some Koopas and throws two shells at him. Bowser launched him at Mario and smashed the floor, launching Mario and hurting him. He gets ups with a fire flower and activates it as he runs off. Bowser chases after while Luigi was forced to fight Boom Boom and Pom Pom. Luigi dodges the attacks while Pom Pom throws her ninja stars at him. Luigi saws Boom Boom charges at him, giving him a chance to leap frog on him, making him accidentally punched Pom Pom with some of the troops out. Which gives Luigi a chance to knock Boom Boom out with a table, he manage to flip over to his head. The Sledge Bro attacks Luigi as he pushed him to the floor and finsh him off with a hammer, but knocked out by a free Princess Peach with he side B smash attack.)

Luigi: Peach your free!

Princess Peach: Yeah. Boom Boom forgets to checks my pockets for a paper clip. Just some innocent Princess to me am I? Anyhow, I take you and your brother heard the song?

Luigi: Yeah, it was loud but yet beautiful that same time! They should get a album of his music someday!

Princess Peach: Let’s just get out of here.

(And so Luigi and Peach ran to an extra clown car, controlled by Mario who just defeated Bowser once again and flys off to first bring Peach back that the castle, then go straight home.)

The End

[canary3d-obsessed]

Restless Rewatch: The Untamed Episode 14 first part

(RR The Untamed Masterpost) (Canary’s Pinboard - more Masterposts) 

Warning: Spoilers for All 50 Episodes!

Murder Turtle, Continued

Lan Wangji wakes up after a good night's sleep leaning against a rock wall, to find that his leg is no longer splinted, and his perfectly clean and unbloody headband has been put back on his head while he was sleeping.

Leaving aside the "not waking up" part of things, how, exactly, did Wei Wuxian get his headband on without mussing his hair? Did he bring a crochet hook?

Wei Wuxian gives him a sitrep and then they cozy up and have an extended conversation about the nature and history of the Tortoise of Slaughter. Wei Wuxian is interested in everything Lan Wangji has to say, and Lan Wangji talks a lot more than usual; they are completely on the same wavelength here and are enjoying swapping obscure knowledge.

Lan Wangji: My lacerated leg and I are actually super aware that it has big teeth, but thanks for the reminder.

In the course of the conversation, Wei Wuxian mentions his plan to 1. sneak into the tortoise's shell and 2. drive it out of its shell so they can attack it. 

OP did a little tortoise research and learned that the only species of turtle that can leave its shell is the Koopa Troopa.

Good news for Wei Wuxian: If you jump on its shell in the right spot, you can rack up a pile of extra lives.

Does that make the Tortoise of Slaughter a giant Koopa Troopa? Perhaps...the king of the Koopa Troopas?

I'm gonna say yes.

(More after the cut)

Let’s Go Killing

Wei Wuxian is exhilarated by the idea of fighting a giant dangerous monster with Lan Wangji. Some day Wei Wuxian will found the Nike clan, because his motto is definitely "Just do it." 

It's sweet how, in his romantic notions about chivalry and Lan Wangji, he's completely elided the original reason they were (sort of) told to venture together. 

Wei Wuxian: I'm still on the "find the Yin Iron" quest; I'm just skipping the "suppress it" part.  

Wei Wuxian weighs up their chances against Bowser and tells Lan Wangji that even if they die, it will be badass to be killed by a famous monster, so they won't have to feel embarrassed.

This is the exact moment that Lan Wangji's feelings for Wei Wuxian go from "smitten" to "gagging for it."

Lan Wangji: as soon as we get out of here I'm going to borrow a whole lot of books from Nie Huaisang

The boys come up with a plan that involves a rather long montage of collecting archery equipment and deconstructing it. This potentially-dull montage is fun to watch because they are both very, very good looking.

Artists who want to draw Wang Yibo as an elven archer, this is your episode.

Now we suddenly have, with zero explanation, telepathy. Ok, sure. It seems to work kind of like a phone conversation, in which they say specific things to each other, rather than like Cherry Magic telepathy where you can hear everything the other person is thinking. Or at least, neither of them is embarrassed, so I assume they are maintaining some mental privacy.

Club Ruohan

Same, Wen Chao, same

At some point there is a boring sequence at Club Ruohan.  Wen Ruohan doesn't know where Xue Yang is, but really wants his hunk of Yin Iron. Wen Chao thinks that WRH's 3 pieces of Yin Iron should be able to beat Xue Yang's 1 piece, but apparently he is dumb and that is not how math works. O...kay? OP does not understand this either but whatever, Wen Ruohan is boring, moving on. This scene is really just here to make us think about Yin Iron before Wei Wuxian jumps into Bowser's shell.

Bigger On The Inside

So then Wei Wuxian climbs into Bowser's shell, which is, to quote The 12th Doctor, bigger on the inside.

Bowser’s shell is the approximate size of my entire house. It is also bathed in a hellish pure red photo filter, which OP has done her best to remove for these gifs, because it gives me eye strain and it obscures Xiao Zhan's hotness.

Camera Operator: What did I do? 

Wei Wuxian wanders around inside, finding random corpses encased in slime cocoons. Tortoise, spider, xenomorph, whatever. There are also random curtain things hanging all over, and then at one point Wei Wuxian stares into the face of a corpse, and then does a jump scare response at the camera operator even though nothing particular happened. 

I imagine the corpse was supposed to open its eyes and say "killl meeee" but it got censored. He also makes about 8 other faces at the camera operator, so we get that the inside of this TARDIS-like tortoise shell (must...resist...temptation...to...say...TORDIS) is yucky.

Lan Wangji waits outside listening to Wei Wuxian telepathically complain about the smell.  He is anxiously clenching a bundle of string and an arrow, and wishing he could clench Wei Wuxian Bichen instead.

Serendipitous Yin Iron

Wei Wuxian backs his way through the TORDIS until his butt bumps into a sword that is steaming with resentful energy. That's right: Wei Wuxian is about to pull a piece of Yin Iron almost literally out of his ass.

He grabs it and is overwhelmed by its screaming resentful energy and has to let it go again.

So this is what a vibrator with 4 batteries feels like

When Bowser comes looking for him, however, he quickly decides to go for it, grabbing the sword and singing "I've Got the Power (Gonna Make You Sweat)"

Wei Wuxian plunges the sword into Bowser's lower jaw, and Bowser pulls his entire head out of his shell with Wei Wuxian attached, while leaving the rest of his body and all rational laws of physics inside the shell.

Gamera Versus the Cultivators

What follows is one of the more ridiculous action sequences in the history of the world, and I say that as someone who likes Mothra movies. 

Wei Wuxian hovers in a perfect horizontal plank while “hanging from” the sword, which is held well below the level of his torso. While Bowser spins him around. For much of the time, Bowser keeps his head still and just waves his neck around.

Lan Wangji and the camera operator do everything they possibly can to make "guy pulls on string" look interesting. 

Everybody tries really, really hard and the actors are great at pretending something is there when it isn't, but this whole sequence is just horribly conceived.

What works well, though, is the Yin energy and Wei Wuxian's wrangling of it. He starts off being frightened and overwhelmed, and looking like it's too much for him; I dont' know if they made his face puffy on purpose or if that's just what happens when you spend days hanging from the ceiling fighting an imaginary monster. But he looks slack and unwell as he grapples with the iron sword.

Which makes this moment, when he gets control of it, deliciously creepy. He uses the power of the Yin Iron to stick a bunch of pokey things into Bowser's neck.

Lan Wangji has seen him struggling and now sees him...not struggling. Which scares the piss out of him, and he moves to finish the fight as quickly as possible, slicing up his hand and breaking the string. Combined with the pokey things, this does the trick and Bowser dies while Wei Wuxian faints and falls into the water.

Do the Whumpty Whump

Lan Wangji rescues him and wakes him up, and Wei Wuxian clutches the Yin Iron sword and tells Lan Wangji that he was knocked out by the screaming of disembodied voices.

This certainly sounds like a strange and dangerous phenomenon, so Lan Wangji carefully asks him to explain everything.

Ha ha ha j/k. Lan Wangji asks him exactly nothing about the strange sword or the black smoke or his weird evil smile or his new power over pointy objects. Lan Wangji appears to have a Star Trek: TNG level of unconcern about strange phenomena happening directly under his nose. But in fact he has noticed what's up, which is why he will be instantly distressed when he sees Wei Wuxian's flute moves at the Wen Corporate Headquarters.

Wei Wuxian has a fever (stay positive test negative) and comments on Lan Wangji's being so nice to him.

Wei Wuxian: I could never have imagined Lan Er Gongzi acting this concerned about me. Lan Wangji: what else have you never imagined me doing, while we're on the subject? 

Lan Wangji transfers a stream of spiritual energy to him. Lan Wangji has so much spiritual power he can be a battery for Wei Wuxian without breaking a sweat or, like, noticing whether Wei Wuxian has a golden core or not, for that matter.

Wei Wuxian basks in the nice feeling of gigajoules for a while but then decides he's bored. So then he pouts, whines, and cajoles Lan Wangji in exactly, EXACTLY the way he whines at Jiang Yanli.  I think this, while annoying of him, is a leap forward in his relationship with Lan Wangji.

He's letting his guard down and not just allowing Lan Wangji to take care of him; he's demanding to be cared for on multiple vectors, when he asks the guy who's already busy healing him to sing to him as well.

Lan Wangji obliges, singing him the song he composed about their love cultivation journey, while Wei Wuxian (or possibly Lan Wangji) (or possibly both) has a flashback to assorted sexy interactions that they've had so far.

Wei Wuxian memorizes the song perfectly on one hearing, before passing out.

Writing Prompt: Baldur’s Gate III / Untamed Crossover AU featuring elf archer Lan Wangji

I DARE YOU

Soundtrack: 1. Everybody Dance Now by C+C Music Factory 2. Paradise by the Dashboard Light by Meatloaf 

Wei Wuxian fainting tally (cumulative): 3