#Number Three Hero

[fbfh]

leo valdez with a breeding kink… i’d literally give that man anything he wants 😫

OHHHHHH FUCK ME. I WANNA KISS YOU ON BOTH CHEEKS FOR THIS ONE. Leo does not realize he has a breeding kink until it hits him like a fucking semitruck. you're with some family and friends at a little get together, and you end up looking after a baby cousin to give their parents a break. you have the kiddo on your lap while you chat with your friend, and when Leo gets back with drinks he nearly drops them. Boom. Light switch on, breeding kink in full force. He doesn't even realize what's happening, not quite yet, but all he knows is that it's going to take every ounce of self control he has to wait until the party's over. after a physically painful eternity that he suspects is his eternal punishment from the gods worse than pushing a boulder or being strapped to a boulder or holding up a planet sized boulder (it's maybe an hour and a half max) you're finally on your way home. He nearly pulls an irish goodbye just to get his beautiful beautiful hands on you sooner, and Leo is NOT the type to leave without at least a dozen hugs and cheek kisses and leftovers and plans to meet up next time, so you know something must be going on with him. the only reason he doesn't fuck you in the car (and he is this fucking close) is because he knows that he wants to take his time with you. Also, he can get pretty vocal. Also so can you. (anyone would with him jfc) so he keeps his hand on your thigh while he drives. He rubs it, inches it up higher and higher, higher than he ever has outside the bedroom until he's practically fingering you in the passenger seat. Honestly you wouldn't complain if he did. The sound of your flustered, surprised giggle when he pick you up and carries you into your house over his shoulder, all unga bunga like something primal has woken up inside him. And it has. When he lays you down on your bed which is still descheveled from the fun you'd had that morning, when he kisses you like he's hungry and strips you down like he's unwrapping a christmas present, neither of you know what's gotten into him yet. But he knows one thing for damn sure.

There's no way in hell he's pulling out tonight. Or ever again, if he's being honest.

So really, you'll both find out what's gotten into him (and you) in about nine months

[sotiredmostnights]

man i know we love to argue about who was right or who was wrong in FE3H but i genuinely believe that dedue is treated the most poorly in both narrative and gameplay across all four routes.

in crimson flower he becomes a demonic beast and dies. in verdant wind/silver snow he tries to fight edelgard alone and dies if the player doesn't defeat edelgard first.

in azure moon he is playable for the first act but is otherwise permanently removed from your team in the second half UNLESS you complete a random, easily missable paralogue in a very specific way, and you won't even know if you did it right until you hit chapter 16.

and to top it all off, he gets replaced by this asshole in the meantime

[heytherecentaurs]

Fuck - am i going to start the Adventure Zone? do i need another d&d podcast/show in my life (d20, cr, naddpod, dndads, worlds beyond number, three black halflings and rotating heroes aren't enough??)

yeah - i guess i'm gonna give it a try

[habizuh-studios]

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[claitea]

wait hey hold on. were there multiple heroes of truth and ideals over time or were they immortal because why is there a 500 year difference between the establishment of the relic castle and the abyssal ruins

edit: post cancelled no actual proof for the heroes to have been around 3000 years ago. my tags are still relevant though i think

[saysflora]

SAS: Rouge Heroes as textposts Pt. 2

( 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 )

[shadowgasps]

I love that they're literally always giving eachother shit for silly stuff like they're still just kids teasing eachother. First Eursulon with the penis jokes and now Suvi with Silver. "Is he your boooyyyyfriend?" It's so sweet and funny and juvenile

[andromedasummer]

this shit sucks. tomorrow is a stay in bed and set up a writing blog day. mend my clothes day. move some boxes day.

[hextechery]

Cried over BG3 today because I (bard) walked into a store of musical instruments and picked the option of discussing said instruments in depth with the shopkeep and all of my main squad (Shadowheart, Astarion and Wyll) approved that choice. They like me. It's not just that I like them but they like me in return. They're so familiar with my bardic nature by now and they're just. Happy for me. That I get to rant with someone. So I cried

[willowsfanarts]

I need you to set me free - latest artwork

[romance-rambles]

my brain: you should write lars fluff

me, a huge fan of identity shenanigans: say no more *already pulling out a comically large folder of lars WIPs* so here's what i was thinking: blah blah blah blah blahblah blah—

*spongebob narrator* a few moments later

me: —and so that's how he starts suspecting—

my brain: yeah, yeah, whatever. what if you wrote clarence though

me:

me: you know what. you're so right. gonna go smooch the archmage brb

[sinni-ok-sessi]

I think the thing that most confused me when first watching NiF was trying to figure out who Our Protagonist was. It is the dashing martial artist with the ear cuff, whose moves we spend a lingering camera shot admiring? Is it this ambitious but perhaps decent-hearted prince who avoids his would-be assassin so adroitly? *scene shifts to the Crown Prince* oh god, please tell me it's not this guy

[sisterdragonwithfeathers]

so I just finished The Empty Grave and

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(overwhelmingly positive, I have so many thoughts, I may have to learn how to draw clothing just for this series, I am going to own it one day)

anyway what should I read next?

no rhyme or reason I don't need something similar if nobody says anything I might start on Dune for the heck of it

[dimiclaudeblaigan]

pictured: banner 69, featuring dimitri and claude, and the third wheel placed by edelgard because she was sick of third wheeling their kissing

don’t tell me they aren’t kissing, bc they were kissing here too

[the-same-three-ojiros]

[battydora]

LMFAO someone tried to insult my man

blocked them ofc