#OHHHHHHH OHMYGOD

[likesummerrainn]

In Ali We Trust

[aria0fgold]

Everything is so wrong with my tumblr I am grgrrjrjugskgvhgvjbm. Oh my god. What is happening??? The links are broken?? Is it just me? Why is everything breaking????? There's always, ALWAYS an extra https:?//hrefli? smth smth or wtv at the beginning of the url and im like, gurl pls, why is that there, why must you torment me with the extra step of checking the url, deleting that thing, just for the page to load properly. Why is the dash looping, i just saw a post where the user at the reblog was blank, what is going on bro?????

[lesbian-gnf-archive]

George was so so so sweet abt Sapnap beating him he fully accepted the loss and was so sweet and soft his voice ohmygod ohhhhhhh it's always going to be the dream team

[antvnger]

Blood Brothers AU - Luis and the Starks Boys

Plus some Scott Stark prison headcanons

((Ohhhhhhh good question!! So I took this and ran with it and made up a whole headcanon list. Shocking right? Lol))

By the time Scott got to San Quentin, everybody knew a Stark would be among their ranks.

As per usual when it came to the Stark name, anonymity didn’t really exist, and there was none of that here where Scott wanted it most.

A lot of the other inmates gave him a hard time about it just because they could the first month he was there.

Luis wasn’t there at the time yet, and Scott’s first cellmate made him not want to sleep at night out of self-preservation.

It really didn’t help when Scott’s very first visitor at San Quentin was a divorce lawyer either.

Scott kept his head down and kept to himself and just did what he could just to get by.

Ten months into his sentence, things are a little better for Scott. Most of the inmates are bored of picking on the Stark inmate, and a lot of them found him to be someone worth knowing.

And someone worth being kind to.

Word has spread that Scott’s one of the kinder inmates there, and he is really handy at fixing things. If you’re kind to him, he’ll repay your kindness.

And Scott’s kindness reaches pretty far.

And it was probably the only thing that kept his cellmate from causing him any harm because the guy went absolutely ham on another inmate who accidentally made him trip.

So he was transferred elsewhere just in time for Luis to show up and be assigned as Scott’s cellmate.

While Scott is praying his new cellmate will be chill enough to let him sleep, he’s introduced to this dude with curly hair down to his shoulders and eyes as big as golf balls when he meets Scott Stark.

“Woooooooah! Dude! You’re - you’re a Stark! OhmyGod bro, you’re Scott Stark! Dude that Vistacorp job was insane bro, like that was one of the most badass, stickittotheman things I’ve ever heard! Dude is it true you ran your boss’s Bentley into his own pool? Because that is dope! Did the Bentley ride smooth? Because those look smooth as hell, but I gotta say give me a roadster with a sick paint job anyday. My cousin got one of those Velosters once and gave it one of the stupidest paint jobs I ever saw bro, and I do mean stupid in the dumb sense and not like the ohmyGod that’s awesome sense because I was like dude you gotta respect the car better than that bro like you need a real paintjob like with flames involved or something you know what I’m saying?”

Scott decides right then and there that he likes this guy, and they become fast BFFs.

They survive prison together, and life doesn’t feel too bad for Scott now that he has a friend in there with him who is legitimately a really good person.

Sure there were other pretty decent people in prison along with the rough ones, a lot of them either didn’t bother him or wanted something because he was a Stark.

Luis was a genuinely good guy who - even though he totally freaked out over having a Stark as his celly - didn't give a crap whether Scott was a Stark or anybody else.

And that was refreshing.

Luis was released from prison first, and Scott dreaded that day and the days to follow. He had some other friends there, but none of them were his best friend.

No. No, Luis wasn’t just his best friend. He was a brother to Scott.

Once Scott finally gets out, Luis is the one to get him and the events of Ant-Man play out like normal.

Luis adores Cassie, and Cassie thinks Luis is one of the neatest people she’s ever met.

They become pretty tight too.

Luis: “Hey Scotty uh don’t be jealous or nothing but uh…yeah bro I’ve totally got a new best friend.”

Scott: “Oh yeah? Who?”

Cassie: “Me of course. I know more soccer stuff than you do for one thing.”

Luis: “It’s true bro. She’s a soccer wizard. She’s gonna be my soccer protege, I know it man.”

When Tony comes back into the picture, Luis is really protective of Scott, and he is not okay with the fact that Tony never came to see his baby bro in prison, never mind anything else.

Tony explained that no one would even let him in to see Scott and San Quentin people kept giving excuses as to why he couldn’t see Scott, but he did try.

It took even more time for Tony to get into Luis’ good graces than it did to get back into Scott’s. But it did help his case that he did get back into Scott’s good graces at all.

Plus when Tony started talking cars with Cassie, she told him that Luis loved cars too, and so Tony used that to his advantage.

Luis to Scott: “OhmyGod bro I totally talked shop with Tony Stark and like he showed me the cars he’s got in his garage and duuuuuuuude. Those are some crazy stupid fine rides bro. Like ohmyGod Scotty I dream about cars like that! Bet those ride smooth as silk. Think he’ll let me keep one drive one? I’m practically part of the family anyway you know what I’m saying?”

Scott: “Damn right.”

When Luis’ birthday rolls around, he gets a birthday card in the mail that reads Thank you for taking care of my kid brother, especially when I couldn’t be there. When that van of yours finally calls it quits call me - TS

Along with the card is an IOU for one “crazy stupid fine ride”

While Scott’s on house arrest, Tony brings Peter down with him to visit, and Luis meets Peter, and Luis is like floored by the kid.

Luis: “HOLY SHIT SCOTTY THERE’S A KID ON THE CEILING WHAT THE HELL BRO HOW DID YOU GET UP THERE WHY ARE YOU UP THERE”

Scott: “Luis! Luis! I told you about him! Remember? He crawled around my helmet?”

Tony: “Did you also tell Luis how Pete may or may not have webbed your legs together and we knocked you down?”

Peter (still on the ceiling): “Empire Strikes Back style.”

Luis: “Woahwoahwoahwoahwoah hold up hold up hold up what?”

Scott: *sighs* “That won’t go away any time soon, will it?”

Tony and Peter: “Nope.”

Luis: “Yeah no bro, that’s gonna follow you forever bro.”

When Scott and Luis start their security business, Luis suggests they call it something along the lines of The More Dope Stark Industries.

When Scott suggests Luis be the one who meets with customers and talks with them to bring them in and be the spokesperson for their business, Luis was surprised. “But Scotty, you’re the one everybody will know and recognize. You’re like a Stark and an Avenger! They’ll want to talk to you.”

Scott: “Until they get to know you. You’re the perfect person to interact with our customers.”

[sunghoons-moved]

NAYEON IS ACTUALLY BLONDE????????????????????????

[starboystation]

bestie. BESTIE. Charlie buddy chum pal amigo

Crutchie headcanons please *slides a plate of warm cookies across table* please.

((Oh and also I beg thee for help I don’t know which character todo next for the MLP au))

FALLS DOWN THE STAIRS. MY TIME HAS COME

These are very scatter-brained and I jump around to different topics a lot I apologize </3

He's a cat person but he also loves dogs!! To be fair he likes All animals

He's like a Disney princess yk animals just follow him around and he just goes along with it

He has a pet cat named Charlie Jr that he found in an alley and it didn't have a collar or anything and it was Small and Cold so obviously he had to take it home

AND THEN HE NOTICES IT'S MISSING A LEG AND HE'S JUST "!!!!!! HE'S LIKE ME" . SO OBVIOUSLY HE HAD TO TAKE IT HOME!!!!!!!!

So yeah he sneaks a cat into the lodge which doesn't really go over well but with enough begging and mild guilt tripping he gets to keep it <3

He's actually a very chill lil guy. Just sleeps all the time n sits by the windows in the sun . Baby boy

But he meows REALLY loud every time Crutchie has to leave in the mornings so on MULTIPLE occasions Crutchie has skipped a day of selling against his better judgement to stay back at the lodge w Charlie Jr

He has a comfort plushie named Nutmeg ! She's just like this super simple lil teddy bear that his mom gave to him before she uhh Died. And now it's very special to him and he takes her absolutely Everywhere

I think sometimes Buttons will make lil clothes for her and give em to Crutchie on his birthday or something. I just think it'd be cute ok <333333

Crutchie wears his hat backwards because Jack used to do that when they first met

And Crutchie being the dumb 8 year old he was looked up to Jack SO incredibly much and started doing the same thing. And he just never really Stopped because he still thinks it's really cool

He wears like 5 fucking shirts or whateva because he's TRANS, baby!!!!

Obviously there isn't really a safe way to bind in 1899 and given his already Not The Strongest immune system he opts to just layer up a ton to hide his chest!

He gets super overheated in the summer but it's ok because Gender Euphoria 👍 (that's a joke please take care of yourselves Mwah)

Along wITH THAT I think initially he didn't Know he was trans and just pretended to be a boy to hide his identity after he runs away from home (abusive dad and such)

And so he switches his name n pronouns and cuts his hair and dresses like a boy and then he's just "haha wait a minute"

And Jack had told him about being trans before because! Jack! Is also trans! And then Crutchie's just "OHHHHHHH SO I'M NOT A GIRL IN THE FIRST PLACE haha that's silly!"

I think he's nonbinary actually! Nonbinary boy specifically (we're nb boy and nb girl solidarity)

And I think he uses he/they pronouns but if neopronouns were mainstream in 1899 he'd probably hoard so many of them. Like ohmygod

IF XENOGENDERS WERE A THING IN 1899 AS WELL I THINK HE'D GO BATSHIT OVER THEM /POS

Anyway enough of my xenogender neoprn user Crutchie nonsense

He's autistic because I said so! But he's definitely "gifted student" autistic if you know what I mean (yes I am once again projecting)

He had a few years of education when he was younger, before his mom got sick and they couldn't really Afford school anymore, so he knows how to read and write and stuff and he Excelled at it

He never really got to the point of Gifted Student Burnout because he only had a few years in school but! He definitely felt the Overwhelming Expectations (that .. also goes along with the abusive dad and such :"))

ANYWAY I think him and Jack are adhd/autistic solidarity and I just KNOW they stim together nonstop. Because are you REALLY besties if you don't stim together /lhj

Along with the topic of nd stuff! He has tics !

Most of his tics are motor tics because of Anxiety but he has a few vocal tics sometimes

(Yes I'm projecting again Help Me)

OH ALSO NOW THAT I BROUGHT UP ANXIETY,, HE IS SO MENTALLY ILL I won't go into detail about that even though I would LOVE to but basic rundown is.

He's Very mentally ill and depressed and he thinks everyone hates him and everyone's gonna abandon him but he just . Pretends he's fine because he doesn't wanna be a burden or anything HELP

He feels like he's already enough of a burden because of his disability and General Insecurity and he doesn't want to worry anyone more with his problems yk.

(Yes this is mostly projection as well! I really need a fucking therapist! /lh)

OH OH he's queerplatonic and in a qpr with Jack! I just think it's neat 👉👈

He had those Feelings for Jack for the longest time but he never said anything because he was just like

"WHY DO I FEEL LIKE THIS I wanna kiss him and cuddle him and hold his hand but it's not like.. no I don't want him to be my boyfriend but not just my friend either like I wouldn't wanna marry him but I want him to look at me like he looks at those other girls so bad but but it's not that I want him to crush on me like that it's just-"

LIKE. HE'S SO CONFUSED. ALL THE TIME

And I think one time they're on the rooftop at like idk 2 am and they're both sleep deprived and Crutchie just brings it up offhand and Jack's just like "lol same"

They've been qpps ever since. Yeah.

OK SORRY THATS A BAD CUTOFF BUT I HAVE SAID TOO MANY WORDS. Thank u for letting me infodump though this was so fun actually omg /gen

[evasjacks]

MY LITTLE LIAR

NOT TO BE BISEXUAL BUT OHMYGOD OH MY FUCKING GOD OHHHHHHH MY GODDDDDD

SCREAM ARENT THEY THE CUTEST I SCREAMED AT EVERY SINGLE LINE

[perhapsabird]

Ohhhh epilogue.

Ok love Mersades

Mersades and Henry. Yes

OH YEAH RON DOESN'T HAVE PANTS

Samantha and Ron <33333 but also. BEHAHAHAHSHA

CRYING. CRYING.

SCAM???? HELLO?????

MR MUSTACHE AS ROGUE?????) BWHSBFDNJZJSJSJSJSNSJ+_!*;&(#?_!$+($(_+

SCAM,,,,,. 💘💕💓💓💝💓💘💕💝💓💘💕💝

SAMANTHA LOVE YOU BUT. CALL HIM RON BWHAHSHDNSBNSNSNS

Carol and Daryll!!!

BWHAHAHAHAHAH PRIMER!!!!!! YES

I was. Not very happy with the idea ab them staying together but. This is so cute

OHHH GLENN. Glenn- JODIE NICK MORGAN GLENN,,,,, BWSHHDJDJXJDJSJS GLENN

GLENN WAHAHAHAHAHAAH

NOOOOO BILL YOU COWARD

ACTUALLY USING THE GUN BEHAAHHSHSHS AND NICK

NOO THIS IS ACTUALLY. SAD BUT ALSO GLENN THIS IS

AAAAAA GLENN <333333333

"She's not my Morgan" YESS SOBBING BUT YEAH

THE BOYS. CRYING

Can't DO THISSSSSSSS

BEHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAYYAHAH

GLENN!!!!!!! GLENN :)))))

GODFATHERRRRRRRFFRRGNSNJSNAJSJ

CRYING THE HANDSHAKE CANT DO IT

SOCCER TOURNAMENT BWHAHAHAHDHSNSNSJ

YEAH THIS IS. BWHXNSBDBDBBDBDHXB+$+$(#(_(

OHHHHHHH GOD GLENN. GLENN IM GONNA CRY ILL MISS HIM SO MUCH

IM SO SADD BUT THIS IS AMAZING

DAD HUGGG

Dad HUDDLE!!!!!!!!!!!

ERIN!!!!!!!!!!!+ ERIN ERIN ERIIN

WaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

NOOOOO AUTUMNNNNNN

YESSSSSS AUTUMNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

BEHDHJXJZJDJDJDJANFJSKDNDJSJDNBD

oh god. Oh god.

Ohh god it hurts.

IT WAS ALRIGHT.

oh GOD THE END SONG IT HURTS. YOU CANT FO THIS

THERE WAS A TIME WHEN YOU COILD REABDBSBETWEENFHELINE--

I CANT I CANT. ITS SO GOOD BUT I CANT

this is so. Amazing I'm crying actually.

I can't.

I CANT.

OHHHMYGOD

This is. This was amazing. I can't do it

Maxton waller was right. It's gonna be alright :')

PLAYED

Ohh GODDD

WAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Okok. Ok.

OH GOD

All the boys. Together

BETHHHHH

BWHAHSHSHS GLENN

MINIONS??????????? BWAHHSHAHAHAHDHSB

THE NAT 20 BLUNT

Darylls cool now 😎

OH GOD LARK. OH GEEZ

WHAT????? LARK??

What

WHAWHAT

OHNO

LarKKKKJJKJDNSNDJS

HELLO????? HELLO?????

OHMYGOD THE DOODLER WHAT THE FUCK

OHMYHOD

Hey Guys. Hey Guys. HWTAGEGHSBDRHFHHRYRUDHF

[rainbow-squirrels-7]

!!ENDGAME SPOILERS AHEAD!! Since I did it last year with Infinity War and now that I’ve seen Endgame twice here are my ramblings:

But before we begin apparently I accidentally predicted Endgame’s title during my IW ramblings and then completely forgot about it...

-so like that friggin beginning tho poor Clint like the entire movie. Agreeing with a favorite YouTube movie reviewer of mine, this was really Clint’s shining movie despite his uh- downward turn for a bit there -but on the bright side I’m glad his older kids’ names are canon now; like legit I thought those (Cooper and Lila) were made up by the fanfictioneers. Maybe they were and the writers were like ‘huh okay less work for us- yoink’ -then Nebula and Stark playing table football that was adorable. The shiny paper reminded me of that one Chris Hemsworth gif you know the one of him making a face at his reflection? -and heck yes Carol coming in hot to save the day what a legend -woohoo go get Thanos time -and he’s just in a frickin farm in a T-shirt (a T-SHIRT?!?) collecting some fruits and starting a new YouTube cooking channel -“what’s up half of the universe today we’re making weird bumpy fruit stew” -but heck yeah Thor cut off that guy’s head -and then just like whoa five years later. I usually can’t stand time jumps but it’s alright. It really gives a perspective of ‘yeah the world isn’t better with half its population. Everyone’s so sad’ -good job of Steve starting a therapy group tho even if he doesn’t take his own advice -I can’t believe a rat saved Scott talk about lucky -unless that rat was actually Loki -just sayin -and the bike kid: “wouldn’t you like to know weatherboy” -I forget how old Cassie was in Antman and the Wasp but +5 years to that I guess. She looks a bit too old to me but what do I know. I’m very glad she didn’t disappear though cuz I love Scott very much and I don’t want him to go through that -tbh Scott saved everyone cuz he had the time travel idea in the first place. I love an optimistic boy -UHBUHH I HAVENT TALKED ABOUT CAROL’S HAIRCUT YET UM HECK YEAH -it’s very good I’m very gay -anyway -I liked Nebula’s prominence in this movie she’s growing on me but of course it doesn’t take a lot on account of me loving robots (cyborgs?) so much -getting the band back together! -baby Morgan Stark/Potts was Very Good -ohmygod Thor -so chub -I was annoyed being without beefy Thor the first time, but rewatching it though I thought his Look was maybe not only reflecting his depression (cuz yeah) but maybe mythological Thor? Like I’m just throwing spaghetti at the wall but maybe in actual Norse myth Thor was (well, actually a redhead) that chub/beef combo but he did have the fluffier beard that MCU Thor had this time. Idk, like I said- spaghetti -Valkyrie’s back! Love her -they call her that though? Isn’t that what she is- like her job? Does she not have a name? Could have sworn it was Brunhilda or something -and Korg and the sharp bug guy are back too! Love them -friggin playing Fortnite -jokes aside though I do love that deep look into Thor’s guilt throughout the whole movie. Like he thought killing Thanos would just make everything better but it didn’t and just couldn’t deal and would rather drink to forget -Clint’s guilt was also interesting, like showing that ‘oh god he could really go there, he could get this bad given the circumstance’ -just Blade Runner-ing all around Tokyo -I haven’t seen Blade Runner but it has neon lights and rain right? -but yeah I do like the “the Snap took away good people and bad people but like it could have just took bad people and since it didn’t I’ll have to instead” -sad boy -he was very uh ‘Magnus rushes in’ if you will, during this movie. Not caring for a lot of it if he lived or died cuz he’d lost so much -god he was good in this movie -anyway -I also called the time travel:

-it still doesn’t completely make sense to me though? Like time travel is confusing enough but adding in a multiverse just makes it even more so -I loved the revisiting the old movies! -low key wanted an Age of Ultron revisit so we could have OMG we could have seen Pietro again -still on the #bringbackpietromaximoff train guys -but anyway we could have seen some good Wanda scenes and also my boy Vision again -but it did make more sense to get the three in NY at the same time -it was real cool to see the bald wizard lady (Minerva from TAZ Amnesty) defending the wizard building during 2012 Avengers- like that is so believable and now we can watch 2012 Avengers and be like “oh hey the wizards were there” -“that is America’s a**” I love how much Scott hero-worships Steve like we saw that in Civil War and yes it’s so funny and I love it its great -Steve vs Steve fight?? Great -“I can do this all day.” “Yeah yeah I know.” -And again, we can totally watch 2012 Avengers again and be like ‘yes meeting with Secretary Pierce and the other Shield guys- this is totally believable, it’s exactly what would have happened we just didn’t see it.’ -the elevator scene! I thought for sure Steve was gonna do the “now before we begin does anyone want to get out” but the “hail hydra” was just as good -“they’re hydra but we don’t know that yet” “they Look like bad guys!!” -and I guess Loki using the Tesseract to escape during that scene is setup for a... tv show? He’s gonna be wreaking havoc through time and space I guess?? Glad he’s back though -anyway revisiting more movies -friggin Guardians 1 -Quill singing Come and Get Your Love really badly cuz all we heard was the actual song and OhmyGOD that was hilarious -I’m glad Rhodey and Nebula got on a team cuz they can be prosthetic buddies -but did Nebula just not tell Clint and Nat that one of them would have to die for the Soul Stone? Or did they know and just not wanna talk about it till it came up? -TBH I though the ‘lose someone you love for the stone’ requirement would have been filled by both Clint and Nat already cuz Clint could have been like “um my dude do you even know how much I’ve lost already??” -apparently not though -Nat’s hair was great for the time travel parts I liked the red fade to white -though it was a sad and intense moment with Clint and Nat deciding who of them had to die it was also sweet cuz you can see how much they care for each other -and I was- well not glad but I really wanted Clint to see his family again -not that The Avengers weren’t his family -that friggin line “did she have family?” “Yeah. Us.” GOD -and then there’s that whole rigamarole with double Nebulas and oh Gamora’s back too -again time travel/the whole multiverse thing apparently doesn’t make sense to me so I’m just gonna gloss over it as much as I can until I can get more into it later -anyway the other time travel to the 1950s! -cool callback to Winter Soldier like you could see Zola going into the bunker -like So many people were there at the Camp Lehigh (idk if that’s how it’s spelled) like Everybody was there -good good moments with Tony and his dad -I thought it would have been cool for Tony to have given his dad the inspiration for his own name but oh well. Maybe that wouldn’t have even worked with time travel and all -Steve’s prank call to Hank Pym that was funny “um the box is glowing” -but oh geez the scene where Steve finds Peggy oh god when he goes in the room with her name on the door my roommate and I were watching it together the first time I saw it and both of us went “ohhhhhhh oh nooooooo” -cuz like that’s the first time he’s seen her since he went in the ice! Or at least seen her how he remembers and not old in Civil War hhhhhhhh GOD -I think seeing her there was a factor in his decision later but I’ll get to that later this is a long heck movie -oh and the OG human Jarvis showed up! I like him, I only saw season 1 of Peggy’s show but I remember liking him a lot -but yeah back to the present unless- well I’m sure I missed something -OH FRICK THOR’S BIT -I can’t Believe they went back to The Dark World -tbh I actually like The Dark World I think it’s a good movie but it’s not universally liked -callback to the scene with Loki tossing the cup in the air ahaha that one was always good -so if they had Rocket’s pokey device during that movie the whole plot of that movie could have been avoided? -anyway um Frigga?? What a queen. Literally -I loved “I was raised by witches I can see with more than my eyes” -she’s really what Thor needed there but god the “she dies today” poor boy -she’s so good though -I loved that ‘measure of a hero is being who you are not who you’re supposed to be’ Yes -and the “I’m still worthy!!!!” Thor needed a win -“eat a salad!” -Now back to the present -Stark-Tech can apparently channel Infinity Stones? And doesn’t need a special heart of a dying star and giant dwarfs to forge a special gauntlet um okay -“what do I have flowing through my veins right now?” “Cheese whiz?” -Bruce is so good though so strong I loved the “I was made for this” -so sweet when Laura called Clint! Yes! Everyone’s really back! -and double Nebula just Had to ruin everything tho -before I get into the final battle- I wonder how much of the time travel scenes were reused from old footage and how much was reshoots with the same actors/costumes/sets? -anyway -um rude blowing up the compound -and god the water scenes were so stressful the first time. Water/specifically-about-to-drown scenes always freak me out. Also trapped under ice and squished under something scenes -Clint finding the gauntlet and getting away from Thanos’ cronies! Every time anyone was running with the gauntlet all I could think of was that one goof from TAZ Balance in Petals to the Metal- Taako’s “Grab the Gauntlet and don’t look back” friggin

-also when Steve, Thor, and Tony all go to confront Thanos who is waiting for them, there’s a specific song playing in the background: https://youtu.be/H_9mnO_NOjk?t=120 (it starts at around 2:00) and you’ll hear this series of deep bell sounds? For the life of me- that specific sound sounds SO FAMILIAR and I can’t friggin place it. I can’t decide if it just reminds me of the Wind Dance song that plays in TAZ Balance whenever the Hunger shows up (which is fitting tbh)? Or if it sounds like some boss battle music that I can’t place? Maybe from Pokémon or Mystery Dungeon? I just can’t remember. It sounds real cool tho -but uh yeah UM -STEVE!! WORTHY!!!! -I mean we all be knowing but! -such a cool scene. I started clapping the first time I watched and others in the theatre joined in -not as cool as when Vision lifted the hammer but I’m biased -but things look dark at this point and I can’t remember if it’s at this part or one one next but there’s this real cool wide shot, this real nice tableau of Steve on a hill or something and this light behind him as he faces Thanos’ army and yeah it just looks real good. Like a good computer background I’d like to have or a poster -but yeah then! -“ON YOUR LEFT!” -Yay!!! Portals open and ‘oh yeah! Everyone’s back now! We have friends to help us fight!’ -gave me some good TAZ Balance episode 68 vibes. Could have called for a cool Lup-esque speech tho from Steve since he’s so good at that- “You see this? This is scary. But we can do this.” -EXCEPT -now we reach the part of my rambling where it turns into somewhat of a rant -because I’M annoyed but only for a specific reason that won’t affect the average moviegoer since Apparently not everyone’s a fan... -cuz Literally the only person who doesn’t show up -is my boy Vision -I mean Yes -I Know he was one of the people who died before Thanos snapped -but my hopes were Way Way Up that he’d come back somehow -and UHHH APPARENTLY I WILL JUST HAVE TO BE DISAPPOINTED -everyone Else came back??? Why not my boy?? -he wasn’t even mentioned despite being So Important in IW -except vaguely when Wanda pulled a real Taako in Balance episode 67 “You f**king took everything from me!!!” -she could have took out Thanos on her own for sure like he had to call in the big guns just to stop her from doing just that -strongest Avenger heck yeah -and Carol came too! -friggin Star Wars Episode 8-ing up in here shooting through Thanos’ spaceship that was So Cool -and the Girl Squad! Girl Squad! part!!!! Yes!!!!! So good!!! Protec small Peter! -somewhere, Nat smiled -Spider-Man’s instakill that was great -I loved the ‘pass the gauntlet’ part though -when Clint handed it off to T’Challa, T’Challa called his name and that was good cuz callback to Civil War when Clint said “we haven’t met yet. I’m Clint.” And T’Challa was like “I don’t care”. He does care now! Lol! -Carol just friggin Beast mode Thanos can’t even touch her he had to pluck the Power Stone from the gauntlet to even knock her back! We stan! A legend! -and oof Tony to Stephen Strange “14 million and one we win? Is this it?” “If I tell you it won’t be” -cuz oof -it really was a good ending for Tony though -he started it all way friggin back in 2008 -and the “I am Iron Man” Yes -and also I think it was in Age of Ultron that part when Tony was talking to Fury and it was like “I saw them all dead and that wasn’t even the worst of it” “the worst was that you didn’t” -so it’s very fitting and so so good -lining up with and going against Howard’s earlier “the greater good rarely outweighed my personal interest” and proving that Tony really was so heroic -so like it’s sad but it’s fitting and not like an unsatisfying end for his character -and it’s not like he won’t be friggin mentioned ever again or anything he’s friggin Iron Man he’s already in the new Spider-Man trailer -(no shade at all in the ‘not begin mentioned at all’ category...) -anyway oh wait -oh god Peter Parker tear my heart out again sad boy he’s so good at making us sad when he’s sad about Tony -yeah anyway again -loved the “proof that Tony Stark has a heart” disc from the first movie that was good -oh and so like the camera is moving through all the different groups of people on the dock and moving towards the house -(just an interlude but CAROL IN A SUIT UM YES) -there’s a shot of some random kid! And I didn’t know who it was until I was leaving the theatre and another guy heard me and my dad talking and he told us! It’s the kid from Iron Man 3! Now That was a nice throwback -but yeah then it gets into the I guess TAZ Balance Rebuilding Year-esque scenes -which were all Very good! Good family scenes; Hope and Scott and Cassie, and T’Challa and Shuri and their mom, and that scene with Wanda and Clint was very good BUT -would it have been So Hard to do just a small scene of maybe somewhere in Wakanda like Shuri helping to rebuild Vision with all that vibranium while Wanda was there watching? Maybe even from his old body?? Would that have been so hard?? Just Something to give me hope?? -why are all these movies So Against Wanda being happy??? -but yeah almost to the end -more time travel with Steve going to return the stones! I’m glad Sam and Bucky got more lines I love them both -but what I really loved was that Steve got his Magnus ending -not in a “how does Magnus die” way but a “how does Steve live” way -love me a good happy ending esp if it involves dancing like that’s All he wanted -like I said earlier, I think just seeing Peggy again was enough for Steve to be like ‘oh it doesn’t matter if I can’t live without war action (a la what Ultron said in AoU) i do really want that life with Peggy and I can do that now’ -it was just Good -but it does raise a few time travel questions -like if Our Steve went back to the 1940s (he did go to the 40s right?) does that mean that there’s another Steve still stuck in the ice? I would say there can only be one Steve at a time but that was proven wrong in the very same movie. There’s gonna be something to do with multiverse in the next Spider-Man which will of course just make everything all the more confusing but still... I guess if I don’t think about it too much it’s not such a big deal -it was also very fitting that there weren’t any after credits scenes. It reminded me of the end of TAZ Balance with the announcer (Junior) not announcing the final episode since he said in 68 that we’d have to see what happens in the last one together. Idk but I liked that -and I liked the signatures of all the OG avengers! That was like them signing off on this huge thing they did, which is really what happened! This huge friggin 12 year thing! -wait was that what the 12 meant all along?? The 12%, the 12 minuets? We may never know -but anyway back to the most important part to me -my boy Vision

-I was so naive  

-like I’ve been told there’s gonna be a tv show or something but like -come on -you could have given me Something -I feel like Griffin in the Fallout 4 Monster Factory after Roachie despawned “nothing?!? You leave me nothing!?!” -so like all in all it was a good movie a Really Good movie I liked it a lot -that Time Heist- I love time travel plots. I already had some of my next DND campaign planned with time travel being a big part- I hope my players don’t think I’m stealing lol -it was very enjoyable and so so good to wrap up this huge thing and put a bow on this story arc. Which I guess can open the door for experimentation now? Which would be kinda cool -Scarlet Witch movie maybe and my dreams can come true??? I can be happy??? Please -I just- one little scene could have left me less disappointed and given me just a little hope but anyone who’s not in the ScarletVision boat will not be disappointed by this movie (cuz the deaths [Tony and Nat] are heroic and satisfying to me, so I’m not not satisfied by that) -it wasn’t Their movie but still. Let me complain -It really was really good though -And I guess I only get motivated to write fanfic like once a year (or whenever new ScarletVision content is in a movie though um the Vision part of that was uh nonexistent) so like my Complements fanfic is in the process of growing a fourth part so look out for that I guess -and if you’re still here reader, I hope you enjoyed my long long ramblings

-and in conclusion:

[sweetlysilent]

Spiderman Homecoming

*has already seen the movie* : okay i know what i’m in for. i am prepared. i can handle this.

*goes to see the movie for the 2nd time* : ohhhhhhh nooooo. i lied. i so lied. i’m not ready. i cannot handle this. abort mission. abort misson. ….. but tOM HOLLAND. I CANNOT LEAVE. NOT YET. I HAVE TO DO THIS. I MUST WATCH IT AGAIN.

*after the movie once again* : …. oHMYGOD. IT WAS EVEN BETTER THE SECOND TIME AROUND. MY BBY PETER PARKER DESERVES THE WORLD. HE’S THE GREATEST SPIDERMAN EVER. I HATE SEEING MY BBY CRY NOOOOO MY HEART. TONY'S PARENTING SKILLS STILL SLAYS. PETER AND MJ ARE ENDGAME. I LOVE MJ’S ONE LINER COMMENTS. NED IS STILL BFF GOALS LITEREALLY. 

*hours later* : i must watch it again.

[letstrysomefanfic]

Defenders 1x03 (spoilers)

- yes i’m definitely positive that sigourney weaver’s character has lived forever

- eyyyy whitehat and alexandra not surprised

- right i forgot elektra was called black sky

- what in the heck rebirthing was that

- sigourney continuing to kick ass yes please

- so what are there no emotions? is elektra just like some robot killing-machine with no feelings?

- oh so alexandra’s just been rebirthed a shitload of times... i see...

- yep knew it. so danny’s the key

- ‘he’s a real handful’ omg stick 😂

- god i say this too often: sigourney weaver is fucking amazing

- oh stick served kunlun 

- YES STICK

- ew god gross. effective but gross

- i already need more of this alexandra and stick dynamic

- ahah ‘no’

- JUST SOME SKINNY WHITE KID WITH A GLOWING FIST CLAIRE GOT THE CONNECTIONS

- lmao they’re like children

- everything is conneecctiiiiiingggggggg

- lmao matt just like ‘fuck this’ parkours outa here

- luke has a fair point

- oh no please let this kid live

- glad danny’s taking a more rational route to taking down the hand but i still feel like more research needs to go into this

- i LOVE when jessica does this kinda shit when investigating just completely becomes a new person

- STICK

- oh no a phone call this isn’t good

- parking time limit? what? whats the money from/for

- danny pls be rational about this

- oh god i’m cringing danny nooOOOOOO this isn’t how you do it (ohmygod danny you can’t just accuse people of being the hand)

- OHHHHHHH ALEXANDRA UP IN HERE

- jessica’s coming in ok we got 2/4

- ‘I’LL PUNCH YOU SO HARD YOU SEE’ ICONIC

- ‘THE MOST FULL OF SHIT LAWYER AND LET’S TAKE A MINUTE TO APPRECIATE THE MAGNITUDE OF THAT STATEMENT’

- AHAHAHAHAH BREAKS CAMERA new life aspiration: execute shit that needs to get done as quickly and efficiently as matt murdock in those 2 seconds

- this is my new fave scene

- everyone at the table is ready to fight and alexandra is so amused

- god danny pleaseeeeee you make a fool out of yourself omg STOP TALKING ABOUT BEING THE IMMORTAL IRON FIST YOU’RE GONNA EMBARASS YOURSELF

- woo shit goin down

- ‘YOU?!’ “me”

- THEY’RE ALREADY ACTING LIKE A TEAM IN BATTLE I LOVE ITITTTTTTT

- *thrusts fist up threateningly’ i’m sorry that wasn't as threatening as it was supposed to be but

- matt is so dramatic cuz jessica got there at the same time and she took the less dramatic elevator

- ‘uh oh’

-  still don’t understand why she fights with her hair down it’s the most disfunctional thing to have when you’re fighting that shit gets in the way just on a windy day how is it any better when you’re FIGHTING?! that’s a pet peeve of mine anyway

- damn

- i love jessica. she had the getaway elevator ready to go

- YOU’RE A TEAM

places are being gotten to teams are being formed let’s continue