#OHHHHHHHMYGOD

[zeninsama-moved]

idr how you feel about a/b/o but um. alpha maki. flicks my cape and leaves like tuxedo mask

ALPHA MAKI

[andyridgeley]

who had jamie tartt teaching roy kent how to ride a bike on their bingo card

[craftlands]

where's that comic of like. someone clicking on a tumblr audio post going "hm i wonder what this is" and then getting blasted by rainbows. bc that's how i feel when i listen to fox stevenson. how the fuck is the enemy brain entertainment suite this good. every single one of these songs could've been a single in their own right. hell, my favorite song off the ep isn't one of the singles, and that's saying something because the singles are really really good

[azurajay]

recently become very obsessed with the adventure zone, and once i finally finish it i will become intolerable about it. btw.

[leclerced]

OMGOMGOMG WAIT MORE ON THAT- throat training with lan

ohhhhhhhmygod hed stretch out you throat with his long thick fingers and tut at how you gags and choke at them every second bc how are u ever meant to take his dick in ur throat if u can’t even handle 2 fingers

he’d be grinning so much too he’s such a little shit. he wouldn’t stop talking either, at first he’d let her just suck on them to get used to the feeling and he’d be nice, “that’s it pretty, suck on my fingers. just like that…. doing so good.” when he thinks she’s ready, or he gets impatient, he’d ask if he can start fucking her mouth with them and she’d bat her eyelashes at him and nod. he’d go slow at first, pressing his fingers to the back of her throat and letting her throat relax around his fingers before he presses them deeper and pulls them back quickly. she’s surprised when they press back in just as quickly, and she barely holds the gag back. he can feel her throat tensing around him and for the first few thrusts she holds back the gagging, but nobodies perfect! so ofc she starts gagging around his fingers and he’d sigh like he’s disappointed. “oh honey, you were doing so good for me, what happened?” she’d whine around his fingers as he pressed his fingertips against her tongue before sliding them back, making her gag again. tears would well up in her eyes and she’d try to pull his fingers from her mouth. he’d tut and shake his head, “don’t you wanna learn pet?”

she’d nod and he’d keep going, pressing his fingers to the back of her throat each time and he’d decide to reward her since she was being so good for him. he’d slide his free hand from her waist to between her legs and slip her soaked panties to the side, swiping a finger through her folds to feel how wet she was. “think can take two more?” she’d nod and a moment later two fingers are pressing into her and curling inside her, moving in sync with the ones in her mouth. she’d barely gotten used to one to start, so the sudden thickness and length of two of his fingers stretching her cunt would make her jaw go slack as she gasps. lando would moan at how tight and wet she is, his fingers easily slipping in and out making crude sounds, and jesus christ he could feel everything. he’d revel in the choked moans that slip past her lips as he begins rubbing her clit with his thumb while he fucks her mouth and cunt with his fingers. he’d only pull his fingers out of of her mouth when he feels her getting close because she usually bites him when she cums, and he doesn’t want to lose any fingers by accident.

[starjunkyard]

Cannot stop thinking about how charlie dalton is a rich boy ohhhhhhhmygod hes an old money boy of COURSE he is. OF COURSE HES A RICH BOY OHHHHHHH. FUCK YOU

[plushpyro]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I finally decided to start watching the scratched universe ohhhhhhhmygod I didn't expect to get thiz invested thiz quickly

[really-sheety-ghost]

Walked in to see my cats snuggling but upon closer inspection

He's holding her paw. Ohmygod. Ohhhhhhhmygod. 😭😭😭😭😭

[gwyngravah]

ohhhhhhhmygod

[untoldallegations]

SPIDERVERSE WAS SO. OHHHHHHHMYGOD

[limpdickharrington]

Just wanted to say there's a user on wikifeet called stupidcupid and since they left a comment on Joe Keery's feet page I choose to believe it's a reference to your masterpiece

Ohhhhhhhmygod okay so

1. What were you doing at the devil's sacrament, anon? 👀

2.I had to go and check and they've been a member long before I wrote my fic.... Art imitates life in this case, wikifeet user stupidcupid did it first

3.I didn't even put any foot scenes in stupid cupid djdnsndhf but I can't say the same about my newest fic

[hehehesilly]

ohhhhhhhmygod im gonna kill myself im gonna kill myself im gonna kill myself holy fuck im gonna kill myself im so fucking embarrassed im not gonna talk to them for the rest of the day holy fuck oh my god im gonna rip my skin off im not gonna be able to face ANY of them for the rest of fuckin eternity ohmygod i might as well end my life here

[aquakris]

ethans voice in the mornings!!!!!! take my heart just stomp on it

the beard!!!!! & the tattoo!!!!! Just chew me up & spit me out PLEASE

[susurrationofthewind]

hoo boy

[cauldronoflove]

b99 got cancelled so i guess this is where i swear off tv forever ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[handwritingpractice-no-ririchiyo]

Albedo: wanna team up for WinterComi?