#OK WTF

[scarefox]

[softshuji]

Hold on I'm thinking about Android shuji,

Maybe your parents got him for you for protection, maybe you got him yourself because you live in such a high crime neighborhood and it would be nice to have the extra help in your life too. He's nice conversation and surprisingly introspective for an Android. He's funny and his reactions to things he hasn't seen before is kinda endearing somehow. And he's very easy on the eyes too. And one day you're walking home and it's late and you can sense someone following you but it's dark and you're tired and it takes them less than a minute to grab you so quickly and pull you into the alley, a scream forced back into your throat from where their hand presses against your mouth. And then, somehow he's there and he's ripping them off you, tearing them to shreds before his eyes fall on you, searching you eagerly for injuries, the little monitor on his temple flashing orange and red because for a second, he almost failed his one single mission, his only goal, and that's to protect you.

[moshywoosh]

High heels

@emishows123 @misspeppermint2003 @ilovescaredysquirrel2 @sharkyy599

[gayshock]

Well I am actually looking for a babe, boyfriend to cherish,love care for,with allowance included interested?

With all my respect im a girl rn not interested in litterally anyone and if you're a guy (not to misgendered you) i really don't feel attraction to guys ( even though im bi )

[janeisamess]

I was messing with tiktok filters to help me jumpstart anything that I could write and I got this:

Tropes

Grumpy x Sunshine

Fated Mates

Found Family

Tags

Fluff, like so much fluff (got this one twice)

Finance bros constitute their own warning (I tracked this one to a pjo titanic!au fic... don't know what to do with that)

Stop fighting and KISS

The Dove is dead dead dead (somehow will have to work sensitive content into this, which is already full of fluff :D)

Character

10th Doctor (I was thinking maybe I'd be inspired by characters I got and do something with that, but I got 10th right away so I stopped bc I was winning)

And a Taylor Swift song just for the vibes:

... Ready for it? (by the lyrics alone I'm... )

[cresvalkyrie]

A follow up to this post.

So gonna rant a bit more about this fantasy AU I literally concocted in my sleep. No joke. I was dreaming about it, and I actually woke up just as they were about to kiss. Damn it.

The premise about this AU is that a kingdom is at war with the dragons, over the right of land, for ten centuries.

Myth/History According to the kingdom’s founding myth, their ancestors once sailed across the seas, braving countless trials and tribulations barring their path, to settle in an idyllic land promised to them by their Lord Arceus - which is where their kingdom is now located in. However, unbeknownst to them, the land belonged to an evil horde of dragons who did not take kindly to their intrusion. Thus, led by the dreadwyrm Altair, they rained their fury upon them, killing scores and leaving countless maimed, orphaned and widowed.

Enraged, the founding king Vitus led his army to the lair of the dreadwyrm and ambushed it. What followed was a fierce battle, dragonfire and scales clashing against steel and enchanted chainmail, and one that would eventually claim the king’s life. In retaliation, the crown prince assaulted the dragon in a reckless gambit, piercing his lance through its hide and ripping out its eyes from their sockets. Blinded, the dreadwyrm fled for its life, leaving the remnants of the king’s forces and the crown prince to mourn the loss of their beloved ruler.

The eyes would later become the kingdom’s treasures, their best instrument of defense against the relentless assaults of their draconic enemies. Wielded by the Crimson and Argent Dragoons, it grants its user the might of the dragons, giving the kingdom a chance against this endless conflict...

Kingdom of Aevium A prosperous nation built upon temperate lands, renowned for its lush plains and breathtaking countrysides during the springtime.

The kingdom is dominated by two entities: the ruling family, and the Aevian Orthodox Church. Officially, the royal family has complete authority over the governance of the kingdom, but in reality the power is shared between them and the Church due to a clandestine alliance made some generations ago.

The royal family, also known as the House of Theolia, is the ruling family since the kingdom’s inception. Descended from the crown prince renowned for his dragonslaying feats, and by extension the First King, they were the one of the noble families famous for producing exemplary Dragoons - lance-wielding knights specialising in the art of dragonslaying - who had gone down in the pages of history as legendary heroes.

Traditionally, the firstborn and (usually) heir to the throne takes on the position of Argent Dragoon. It’s simply done out of a tribute to their ancestor, if anything, rather than a reflection of their actual capabilities. For this reason, they are given the Right Eye - a symbol of the prestigious role - once they were deemed ready for their duties.

As for the Aevian Orthodox Church, it itself is divided into several branches, but all of them answer to the Pontifex who in turn answer to the king. Not only is the Church in charge of the kingdom’s religion, it also manages a bulk of the kingdom’s military, the more mundane aspects of the kingdom’s governing as well as serving as the nation’s best academy for mages.

Dragons Magical creatures said to be creations of the nature goddess Nymiera, when droplets of her blood touched the earth. Blessed with immortality, a fearsome might - both physical and magical - and intelligence far surpassing that of most humans, they have been the sworn nemeses of the Kingdom of Aevium since its founding.

Despite the kingdom’s over-generalisation of dragon hierarchy, not all are actively hostile against the kingdom. The ones who have sworn vengeance upon them were known as the Dravanians amongst their kind, the name meaning “dreaded ones” in their tongue. However, the implications behind its title is a misnomer, as it merely refers to descendants of the dreadwyrm Altair - who was, in turn, one of Nymiera’s original children - rather than hinting at their savagery. Most simply wished to be left alone in peace, undisturbed by the foolish mortals who had trespassed onto their sacred land.

Their capabilities is largely unknown to the kingdom, though some of their basic abilities (i.e. magic, flight, tremendous strength and fire breathing) are common knowledge. A lesser known fact about them is that a few - specifically those of the divine bloodline or direct descendants of Nymiera - had the rare ability to assume a human form by shedding their skins, allowing them to disguise themselves should the need arises. However, due to their prideful natures, it is almost unheard of for them to do so.

[dothsexth]

Draco : HARRY. These stupid buttons in my muggle phoe is not working.

Harry : Phone Draco PHONE. And it doesn't work because your nails are dastardly long.

Draco : You don't seem to mind them when they're up your-

Harry : DRACO.

Draco feels a sense of bride at the r ed blush that strains across Harry's cheeks.

[the-ghost-king]

see the thing about ur job overworking u is they never realize/care that they're overworking u + ur coworkers so they just keep throwing more work at u and them bcuz ur all at the bottom and do the grunt work and they don't have to do ur job so they have no idea... like they literally have no understanding of what ur job is so they go "oh u can do this" and it's like "no i fucking can't"

[ieatstairsduxk]

Yes im talking in insane detail about how awesome and cool they are, and how pretty they look. But i am *NOT* crushkng on them i wanna be them (so bad)

[veryfrozenroyalty]

MOTHER FUCKER

[sushiisiu]

What song is he serenading apollo with (wrong answers only)

[mychemicalbrromance]

Erm... Awkwaarrddddd !!!!

(og image under thanggg)

[strawberri-draws]

Cannot wait for the Mom Team Up

[the-kitchens-on-fire]

Is this a time difference thing or have AO3 authors found time travel

[temeyes]

nibble (photo ref here!!)

[saragrosie]

I have been sketching. So much tma. Here's some expansions on my Jon and Martin designs I've been doing.

Another note I forgor to mention is I love how after hearing Simon go "it's enough to make your hair turn white" about Martin's office in s4 many of us collectively agreed his hair turned white because of his association with the Lonely. The shared consciousness is real and we use it to play hot potato with the communal brain cell dedicated to the sillies.

Closeup of apocalypse boyfriends (also to the person who said they love my s5 Jon's fancy white girl updo: I think about that every day)