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effervescentdragon · 2 years

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after being bullied by @thelionofsingapore and @5ebvet i caved

effervescentdragon -> halloweltmei5ter

#fuck you both you gave me a heartattack #niamhisadick ussername gone but never forgotten #brainstorm gc #effervescentdragonrants #ONLY FOR THE WEEKEND!!!

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post-grammatic-stress · 1 month

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If you've ever told a person who's had to be bedbound for a period of time that you wish you could "just stay in bed", DO IT.

Stay in bed. For days. But don't get up if someone needs you to, or you get bored, or you get antsy. Don't do anything other than rest. Just lie in your bed, whether you need to get stuff done around the house or socialize or anything else "productive". You'll have to cancel on people, you'll disappoint them, they won't understand.

And if you're thinking, "well, i CAN'T just be in bed. There's stuff that has to be done - I have plans", maybe ask yourself why you assumed a disabled person doesn't have plans or things to do or desires.

#Disability #Bedbound #Housebound #Actually disabled #Chronic illness #Long covid #Chronic fatigue #Inspired by my boss asking what I did over the weekend and I said I couldn't get out of bed and he said that sounds nice actually #I'm literally only able to work bc I am in bed at all times I'm not at work and it's still so hard and painful #I can't get my own groceries or cook my own meals or socialize or eat at restaurants or go to movies or take care of my own pets #If I didn't have a loving generous caring spouse I'd be dead by now

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beybuniki · 4 months

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that unemployed friend on a wednesday morning

#i missed drawing him thats my freeloaderrrrrrr <3 #bnha #dabi #todoroki touya #my art #i know i said i'd post arrtt on weekends only from now on but thi sis for oomg so im grouping this with my kofi requests

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 years

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why aren't there more mysteries that take place in nursing homes & retirement communities. i want to watch a group of deranged retirees-cum-amateur-detectives combine their powers of:

decades of life experience

boredom-fueled busybody shamelessness

access to the most gossipy next-door-neighbors in existence

"I am too old to be arrested and/or give a shit" attitude

and solve crimes. this should be an enormous subgenre.

#their sidekick/Watson/pet hacker is a 15 year old grandkid who hangs out with gram gram on the weekends #her only power is that she has above average search engine skills and flexible knees #which is completely sufficient to round out the group's skill set #they involve her in heist style operations #on the rare occasion she gets caught housebreaking she explains her grandma locked herself out of the condo and asked for help getting in #then this sweet slightly addled old lady shows up and explains she got the address mixed up #it's so confusing when you're old & all the houses look alike and oh she's so sorry to have caused so much trouble #and meanwhile the teenager is rolling her eyes bc she's aware gram gram was a career criminal & con artist for 50 years #anyway gimme a 80-year-old con artist turned amateur sleuth who loves getting older because people are less suspicious of little old ladies #this all takes place in florida naturally

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lazylittledragon · 9 months

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the only thing scarier than vampire lords/mind flayers/death cults is meeting the in-laws

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #tavstarion #i feel like he’s good at schmoozing but i’m not sure how much he would actually Enjoy it #he gives me extroverted introvert #being surrounded by a few hundred very pretty wood elves for a weekend is probably quite nice though #he might have a bitch sesh with dorian’s sisters #also i will keep making his outfits cuntier if it kills me #what’s that post about how wyll is the only character you could realistically bring home without disaster

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identitty-dickruption · 5 months

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one of the worst things in the world is that feeling unloveable can (and will) make you act in ways that reinforces itself. I feel unloveable so I don’t respond to messages so people reach out less so I feel unloveable. one of the hardest things in the world is fighting back the brain demons long enough to break the cycle

#my best friend doesn’t have tumblr but I am mentally sending him so many apologies right now jesus fuckkkkkkk #I feel so fucking awful rn #I went and watched taskmaster and that distracted me a bir #but literally. suicidal thoughts out of nowhere. urge to drink out of nowhere #it’s like. 8:15pm and I’m thinking of just going to bed now #only way to get my brain to shut up #I have such a busy weekend ahead as well #godddddd I want to enter hermit mode so bas #I’m not gonna do anything stupid don’t worry #but I sure Feel Like Doing It

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ciil · 6 months

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