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Whoever decided to color-code Thrift Stores deserves their own place in hell
#WHO THRIFTS OFF OF COLOR????#ORGANIZE IT BY SIZE!!!!#ITS MUCH FASTER TO GO TO THE SECTION CONTAINING YOUR SIZE#THEN PICKING COLOR#THAN GOING THROUGH EVERY FUCKING SHIRT IN THE COLOR SECTION#NTM MOST PEOPLE NEED CLOTHES#REGARDLESS OF COLOR#WHO THOUGHT OF THIS ANTI-PERSON DESIGN
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I don't think we talk enough about one the last things Michael did before he died was third wheel percabeth.
#mine#pjo#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson and the olympians#pain rambles#pain randoms#my meme#michael yew#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percabeth#tlo#the last olympian#Michael not trying to bite Percy's head off is honestly a miracle#between this and shoving him#he's not that short Percy. stop ignoring he's there#shoves him. flirts why completely ignoring Michael after he has Annabeth take over organizing apollo kids without getting his imput.#then washes him off the bridge#percy don't be size-ist/j#i kid. its just really funny to me
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thinking about ghost or price (but especially ghost) with plus-size!reader is so 🤤
MDNI ; NSFW
cw: use of the word “fat” (I refuse to view it as a bad word and so does ghost), mentions of being bullied and mentions of mothers being judgmental (weren’t all of our first bullies our own mothers?), piv sex, unprotected sex (wrap it up irl, folks. I mean I don’t but I have a breeding kink and don’t mind getting knocked up, so), mutual orgasm, dirty talk, use of the phrase “good girl,” creampie
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fat
he knows how much you hate that word. it’s the word that’s been thrown at you all your life. playground bullies, ex-boyfriends, hell even your own mother would berate you with it. and you tried your best to tough it out, you know? to not let things get to you, to keep your head high and stay confident. but it’s chipped away at you, he can see it. the way you try to hide yourself, make yourself smaller, thinking if you just don’t talk too loud or don’t move around too much it will make it so you take up less space. clothes that hide the delicious curves he’s been thinking about everyday since he met you.
and that fat is all of what he loves. sliding his length in and out of you slow but hard, watching as the shockwaves of his blunt force ripple across your thick thighs as he sinks home. he’s so greedy with his gaze, drinking in every inch of your perfectly plump body.
“been keeping this from me? trying to hide?” he groans from deep in his chest as he bottoms out inside you, sliding home with a loud, wet squelch from your pussy, making you bite down on your bottom lip and keen.
“askin’ me to turn the lights off.” he huffs a laugh as his hips pick up the pace and you feel him right there, with the perfect tempo and pressure. “nah, nah, nah. you’re gonna let me see ev’ry part of ya, lovey.”
and every part is exactly what he gets. he flips you into every position you never thought anyone would ever take you in. with your legs spread lewdly over his shoulders, tits bouncing with each of his thrusts, his hands kneading the soft flesh of your hips, then ghosting their way over your soft stomach to grip at your jiggling thighs, pussy taking a pounding that can only leave you making those little ah ah ah sounds, squeezing his cock involuntarily because you’re—
“close. soooo close” you moan, trying to bury your face into the blankets bunched up around your head.
“I know, I know,” he coos. takes one hand off your thighs that he’s been holding steady and cups your cheek with it, turning you to face him. “cum for me.” it’s not a request. you hitch your breath, fighting the pleasure for reasons you can’t explain.
“cum for me, lovey” he says again, softer this time, as he stares deeply into your eyes.
and the look in his eyes is undeniable. you do exactly as your told, pleasure surmounting to the most intense peak of your life as it tumbles through your body like an avalanche, stealing your breath and burying your cries beneath the weight of its pleasure.
“that’s it. thas it. thassit.” his words slur together as he loses himself in you. “such a good girl. hmnph,” he cuts himself off with a groan, hips slamming into your gushing pussy wildly. “good girl. squeezingmesogoodgirl.”
he grips you by the hips and clutches you to him as he buries his cock inside of you with one final push, trembling as he folds over you, and you feel the sudden gush as his spend shoots into your cervix. he holds your bodies together like that, not a single inch leaving you as he slowly rocks your two bodies together while his cock pumps his spend inside of you until he’s empty.
you’re both breathless and shaking in the bed, bodies bound together. he focuses his eyes on your face at last, brushing the hair from your face with a surprising tenderness for someone with such rough hands.
“y’alrigh’?” he asks.
you can only nod your head vigorously, making him chuckle. he kisses your temple.
“good. good girl,” he mumbles into your hair, giving your thick thighs a little jiggle with his hand. you almost shy away from him, but one glimpse at his face tells you not to run away. this is exactly what he’s here for, exactly what he likes. and he’ll be damned if you hide from him any longer. so, you don’t. you settle into his hold politely, pressing your body deeper into his, and you don’t shrink away as his hands start to roam your flesh, massaging your fat just as he likes.
“that’s my girl,” he practically purrs at you.
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#simon ghost riley#simon riley#simon ghost riley x reader#ghost smut#simon ghost Riley smut#simon ghost x reader#simon riley x reader#simon riley x you#simon riley smut#my ghost fics#my ghost x reader fics#I need to get a more organized tag system#ghost x plus-size!reader#Ghost x fat!reader
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Some really rough expression sheets I did for fun today! They're really coming along - it's almost like we're professionals hah
Hey! Dahlia has a last name finally! Do you like the logo?
#The organizing is the hardest part#hiring a concept artist made me realize how....messy it all was aha#but here!!#For the sake of future concepting I did some isolated expressions of the crew!#they are not yet finished even pfff#Im always getting ahead of myself#Bailey - they will HATE you#Dahlia - needs a big hug#Lulu - my handsome little gremlin#WB - ....you're doing great buddy!#Nimrod - punt sized <33#corduroy stew#nimrod honorary stew#wb stew#lulu stew#dahlia babel
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🦌🐼🐸🐭
littol guys in assorted silly headwear for @shatterthefragments!
Link to fundraising post <3
Help support a young queer couple! DM me your shop/donation receipt, and I'll draw a lil friend of your choice :3
#sleep token 2025 pls organize a way for the ritual goers to Offer silly hats again#i desperately need ivy to Babygirl it up again :(( presents for ivy :((#anyways i hope you like them!! i can also share them as separate images if you'd like :3#sleep token#sleep token fanart#sleep token vessel#sleep token ii#sleep token iii#sleep token iv#worshitposting#<- specifically ii begging for cheese like the canon-accurately sized creature he is#cat nap#kitty token#elkk.art#cats for copper
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bad news about our organic cotton button shirt and button dress preorders :(
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Hello I am back with another Saïx request. Can you draw Saïx and Axel having a picnic (that was probably Axel's idea) :D
Saïx isn't sure why he agreed to this
#my art#fish's drawings#kingdom hearts#kh#organization 13#org 13#org xiii#organization xiii#saix#axel#kh axel#implied akusai#?#maybe#requests done#answers to asks#not pictured: Saix going for the throat moments after this picture#he wants to go back to the castle the outside is too much for him#you get a simpler doodle bc dats a lot for me to try and squeeze onto this canvas#bc I like keeping the same size for all of these#maybe I'll do a masterpost of all of them eventually
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my controversial opinion for the day is that if you're an adult you should have an actual wallet. you can make a wallet for so cheap out of a million different materials. i dont wanna see grown ass adults pulling piles of crumpled sweaty bills out of their pockets at the cash register anymore!!!
#STOP HANDING ME SWEAT DAMP CRUMPLED BILLS YOU'RE 35 YEARS OLD#this is a more minor complaint but a lot of people would really benefit from putting the bills in order in their wallets#would speed up the process for all of us#anyway money in my wallet is in order of bill size AND they're faced the same way#and every card has its place so i never have to fumble around trying to find my credit card#im not a super organized person in a lot of my life but when it comes to my wallet i keep that shit on lock
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Heavenly tunes by neal.
#thank you pseudonym jones for making me consider a ratty-sized organ#someone on bluesky was like ‘you’re encroaching on homestuck’ which is wild and who cares?#like if my time on tumblr has shown me anything it’s that it’s like crabs#everything gets there eventually#anyway happy#april 13#neil banging out the tunes#my work
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prowl is going to have to requisition stuff under the excuse of Green, isn't he?
food? green gets extra snacks. toilet? no one needs to know jazz is sadly having to share with green. weird little bed and climbing set up? green. spending more time shut in his office? green.
I won’t spoil anything, but you are correct that Green is actually very essential to the plot!
It’s a perfect reason for Prowl (and the ship in general) to be equipped with at least the basics of supporting organic life! Jazz would be far more screwed if his only water source was the couple gallons on board his mecha. Not to mention making sure the atmosphere is breathable.
Additionally, by virtue of having cared for Green from egg to adulthood, Prowl by far has the best understanding of organics aboard the ship, (baring one comatose bartender that is). That in it of itself is an incredibly low bar, but Jazz won’t have to explain alien concepts such as “breathing” or “crapping” to Prowl.
#asks#Jazz is very very very lucky Prowl was the one who caught him#anyone might have crushed him right there completely by accident#or just let him fall to the ground#unaware that a 20ft drop is extremely lethal for an organic that size
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that stage of brainrot where i paint 2cm portraits of the blorbo and put him in a locket :)
#mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#my art#gouache#traditional art#wrong organ#ive sworn twice already to never paint in this size again#and yet here i am
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Egghead chibs lesgooo ✌️✨ [Shop]
#My art#One Piece#OP manga spoilers#Egghead spoilers#I had sticker sheets of these chibs. They sold out at my last convention. Whoops#I'll probably reorder them though for my next convention and whatever I have left over will go on my Ko-Fi shop afterwards#Also yes the Cross Guild chibs also come on this sticker sheet. Because there was room for them#For the record the actual sticker sheet looks like a fucking MESS. I wanted max size but that means organizing them weirdly so they all fit#That Kuma sticker is probably my favorite thing I've ever drawn. Probably. Maybe.#The Loof is very high up there too. IDK why Luffy is so fucking hard to draw but he is so I'm very pleased with his chib#I have reached the ''Do Not Repost watermark'' era of my life it seems#Was gonna have more of those so they'd cover all the fucking chibs so people wouldn't use 'em as profile pics but#I gave up I hate watermarking my work man. Like I don't want to cover shit up when I spent so much time drawing it#But also I hate it when people just grab my shit to use as their profile pics like c'mon man#Anyway yeah the OP Brainrot is still Very Very Real
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I don’t have any new art but I do have a transparent background projectile Plasmius for all of your transparent background projectile Plasmius needs
And here’s the screencap it’s from
He’s just floating there…. menacingly
#danny phantom#vlad plasmius#¯\_(ツ)_/¯#idk but now he exists#taken from a d-stabilized screencap#was jumping through some episodes to figure out where some of the screen caps I have saved came from#because I want to organize them better#and then came across this beautiful frame of plasmius#dang look at the size of his chest#absolutely huge
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time for another very important arthuriana poll
#i ain’t putting this in the main tag you have to find it organically#rb for more sample size tho pmease if you see this <3#the people need to know#i won’t share my opinion lest i skew it#sir lancelot du lac#beep beep richie#tumblr polls
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Fish Yakumo is canon. Magical girls event is shining on the horizon. Kuyorb. We are free
the complete confusion on my saggedskin dehydrated face as i rouse from my impromptu hibernation and everyon'es talking about orbs
#feesh answer#i was promptly directed toward the april fools video#which was when i 1) learnt of what day it was and 2) that kuyorb was a mistake#just imagine that meme template with me holding my face in regret with [KUYORB was a mistake] in text#i often wonder about the artist who doodled kuyorb for the first time#did they know the impact they would have? the horrific consequences of a silly doodle?#did they know of his memetic power? did they know that he would spread far and wide#to the point that the devs have to acknowledge him in official art#then to balance the scales#they have to make EVERYONE ELSE orbs too??!?!?#because to inflict orb-power on kuya exclusively would be unfair. sharing is caring#(sharing is also punishment)#rubs my face again. trying to wake up#why would. why is. why is yakumo a fish#did kuyorb really say#there is no manmade creation that will conceal that monstrosity [yakumno's pp] in its entirety#perhaps some more... organic methods may be more effective#the snakelet seemed rather fixated on fish yokai the last time i saw him#why not do him a favour **ZAPS YAKUMO INTO MERMAID MODE**#i'm looking forward to that magical girls event. it better be blade and garu like for realsies#and i want their stupID ORBsonae as accessories on their magical girl outfits#bonuses if their people-sized outfits are as scanty as their orb uniforms#coverage? don't know who that is. we fight monsters naked here
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I've just realized how funny the idea of eliksni going 👁👁👁👁 at human anatomy the way we go at theirs is. these absolute freaks only want people with soft skin and hairy mammal bodies with two arms
Listen. If we the players look at the Eliksni and go 'four arms, big, claws and fangs? Count me in', then I refuse to believe that there aren't some Eliksni out there who look at us and go 'small, soft, warm, and hairy? Count me in'. There's just no way that it hasn't happened at least once before, even if we don't yet know how Eliksni breeding cycles or courtship works. A common trend across the animal kingdom is indiscriminate mating because it's more advantageous to shoot your shot in the hopes you hit the right target at least once, so by simple logic, there's already Eliksni out there who have a human fetish. It's certainly less outlandish than the Mindbender and his brood queen wife.
And sure, you can argue that centuries of warfare might have conditioned both sides to see the other as disgustingly repulsive in some way, but that's hardly ever stopped anyone before. Taboo is usually a huge facet of kink. I refuse to believe that there aren't Eliksni out there who are just as freaky about aliens as some of us players are about them
#anon#reply#for the eliksni i think the appeal would be body heat + softness#can rut against almost any part of a human to get off quick vs an Eliksni#who is only warm and soft internally#that and the genital arrangement appeals to eliksni monsterfuckers#penises not so much bc of their size but bc they're much stiffer and thicker proportionally than eliksni#vaginas bc the lack of a phallic organ (ovipositor in eliksni females) is novel#humans make very good fleshlights
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