#Obama the mage

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[rockkal]

HOMESTUCK BEYOND CANON NEXT UPD8(s) PREDICTIONS (I'm delusional, btw) /SHITPOST

We get to see Jack Noir be a pathetic little meow meow and has depression because he's too busy working at the mine coal to see his wife

The Felt come into the screen, also somehow snowman, and they all say "We voted for Obama" (this is very important homestuck lore, btw)

Brand new character called HEROIN ADDICT is introduced. Son of Karkat and Dave. Has a brother named John Egbert Strider Vantas

Clover flirts with Jane and gets sent to the weed dungeon. And not like the good weed. I mean like the weed that really feels like shit

Jake becomes new leader of the Felt and Crowbar becomes his dad (Crowbar dad AU, write that down, it'll be on the test)

We get to see Death, the character, talk with ULT Dirk and he brang along the Midnight Crew, Mom Lalonde B1 and Dad egbert because he thinks they're cool (also, Mom Lalonde and Dad Egbert kiss a lot in death's office and have tea and buscuits with the Midnight Crew)

CALIBORN COMES FOR A SINGLE PANEL AND MAKES JUNE OFFICIALLY TRANS! BECAUSE HE HATES JUNE AND HE HATES WOMEN SO HE COMBINES THE TWO THINGS HE HATES INTO ONE (this is a joke, btw. I honestly want June's transitioning to be more in character then just the gremlin guy I like does it for me)

Ms Paint. becomes narrator of both Candy and Meat and it's just a podcast about different types of paint

Something related to The Midnight Crew's creator, Professor Mayasaka or however the fuck ya spell it, something translated into midnight. Whatever. I just wanna see the professor man come in and do something

JANE REVIVES AIMLESS RENEGADE SOMEHOW AND HE GOES GOD TIER! (His Classpect is Mage of Blood because I say so)

Sollux and Eridan kissing

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Roxy breaks the fourth wall and says "it's Roxy Lalonding time" and Roxy Lalondes all over the place

A bucket appears and yeah

We see Andrew Hussie in a bath robe

Terezi manages to give back the legal rights to Beyond Canon back to their creators (sorry, I forgot your name, mister cool homestuck guy. I forget easily :'(]

Vriska dies. (I hate Vriska! (In a Kismesis way))

Equius comes back to say "I require horse" and then he gets prototyped with the universe frog

Matchsticks gets a personality and we learn he wants to become an actual fire fighter and save people since he was a kid

Stitch becomes hella cool by partnering with Kanaya to beat the shit out of Dirk

Rose just stays Rose because I forgot she existed

21 again but with Dave

June Egbert gets two new dads and they're Eggs and Biscuits from The Felt because it reminds her of her dead dad's cakes

Diamonds Droogs/Draconian Dignitary x Dad Crocker 20 hour oiled up make out session flash animation

Calliope has a child with Roxy. (comment what ya think they would be called)

Dirk eats a baby (it's John Egbert Strider Vantas)

AR gets to have a robo body and becomes friends with AR and Aradia and also Aranea is there to keep them in check and they call eachother the "AR squad", but Aranea is the out cast because she is blue

Eden Gardner (homestuck OC of @springselkie) gets a mention.

Monkeys become relevant to the plot

Jack Noir gets to show us his stabs

Bold Eagles are Aimless Renegade's second power, because he's the only AMERUCAN character in homestuck

Jake gets a beard and celebrates by showing us his level 100 GYAT

What Pumpkin office remains is an important location in the story

Mommy Condie comes back and marries Earth C's version of Colonel sassacres

Freddy Fazber, new character, literally the best. Hor hor hor hor.

Something related to drugs, I guess (I'm running out of ideas)

Fortnite becomes canon and everyone loves it

Deltarune reference

Jack Noir eats money and becomes lamborghini

Jack Noir villain arc where he and June kiss (their kismesis, it's ok. They want to kill eachother)

Rose's wifi is STILL shitty! COME ON, IT'S BEEN 10 YEARS, FIX YOUR INTERNET CONNECTION, GURL!

Kanaya gets to make something Lord English related

We see Doc Scratch because he's awesome

Wayward Vagabond comes back from the grave and does ANOTHER revolution against monerchy. He is truly the best diplomat.

MLP gets mentioned

Problem Sleuth shows up for 5 panels and then dies

Nepeta gets to kill Pickle Inspector

Eridan smokes weed

[S] Terezi: Do the mackarena

Weed chapter

Karkat gets a period cramp

Something something Lord English in black void, becomes normal Caliborn, being room mates with Equius, Gamzee and AR (auto-responder)

Free Bird fight sequence

Joe Biden gets a mention because he was probably in office before the clown fuckers took over D.C. Washington

Cockaine chapter

MSPA reader gets hella blazed and yeah

Caliborn kisses a rule 63 version of a Miku body pillow

Pic Yaoi sequence or smth

Sawbuck stays a fat fuck and eats the earth at the end

Itchy dies from tripping on a rock

Doze unslows himself and does a break dance

Trace and Fin make out session

Quarters gets to shoot ULT Dirk and is declared a war veteran

Bog from RHG shows up to eat a chocolate bar

I'm high

Ok, that was the end of this dumb shitpost. Hope ya got a kick out of it. Or not.

Wait

Shit

I should probably add an image so that I could look cool

Give me a sec

Yes, God of Yaoi.

Perfect for this.

See ya

[askyuuandco]

Incorrect Quotes: Crazy Quotes

---After something chaotic happened and Yuu was right about it---

My Yuu: ...It was the Overblot creatures again wasn't it? >:)

Crowley: Nooo... >:(

My Yuu: Betcha I'm right >:D

Crowley: Betcha you're wrong >:(

My Yuu: Betcha you're a skank >:D

Crowley: Betcha your an A**hole D:<

My Yuu: B**** I EAT PEOPLE!

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---Gets on his broadcast system on his giant mech---

Idia: I've come to make an announcement: Malleus Draconia's a b****-a** mother******. He pissed on my f****** wife. That's right. He took his dragon f*****' quilly d***s out and he pissed on my F****** wife, and he said his d***s was "THIS BIG", and I said, "that's disgusting". So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Malleus Draconia, you got two small d***s. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my d*** looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He f***** my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna f*** the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the f***** earth, now get out of my f***** sight before I piss on you too! *hangs up*

Overblot Malleus: >:-0

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Ace: *playing on the PS4*

Grim: Yuu said it's my turn to play on the PS4 >:(

Ace: no way buzz off >:(

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Lilia: Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember… But where are those who share the memory?

Malleus's Grandmother & Baul: We're right here damn you >:0

Lilia: oh I'm sorry >.>

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---When the boys fight in the MC's house---

MC/Yuu: I WILL HAVE ORDER!! >:(

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Boys: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

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Yuu: Then something just snapped, something inside of me. I didn't care anymore. I didn't care about being better than the other dorm leader's, I didn't care about being a great mage. I didn't care if I lived. I didn't care about anything! And then.. It happened...I lost my sanity.

Ace: that's great and all but how about we not have this s*** for two minutes... my food's getting cold

Overblot Yuu: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Ace: WT-!!!

[megamangxtheadventure]

CHAPTER 28: MEGAMAN GX VS OSAMA REBORN

it was in the youkai montuion witch the illuminati still controled wher babyface was the new governer of gensokyo hard after the defeet of shadiversty.

a soldier smiled showing a picture of his wife to another solder of the luminatir "isnt she hot" he said

babyface felt angry "did you say FUCKING PRONOJNS FUCKING PRONOJNDS!!!!" he screamed staking out a claw hammer as he hammered the man in the head over and over and over until it was just puddle of blood "MODERN DAY PRONOUNDS YOU FUCKING PRONONDS!!!" he raged at him and the other solders got quiet quicked.

Aryndin and bill ciper had comed "he is ready project phoenix has reviveredfed him" said bill

they opened a water tank and he was there REBORN SIGMA OSAMA BIN LADIN "He is a man of olden dayu values and will help us defeet the woke forever" said arydin with lies as sigma male theme tuned music played as the smoke comed out of water and bin lader walked out

osama put his cloths on "i will show our enemys how to do terrorism like we did back in 2000s and we will end freedom forever" osama smile and babyface bowed to him "you are my idol finally a based sigma chad that can desotyr FUCKING PRONONSSSS!!!!!!"

willaim afton watchged "soon our time will come" he smiled at his friends Malphas and gary miller

bin ladin took them to an air hangered where there was a 1000 airplanes "these where my plan before i was killed by obama you see i have stolened all these plains and swaped the engines WITH NUCLEAR BOMBS AND PLAN TO FLY THEM INTO EBVERY CITY AT ONCE" he laughed

Bill Cipher laugheretered "THATS RIGHT WE'RE DOING 9/11 2 BUT BIGGER AND T HIS TIME A NEW AGE OF TERROR WILL HADPLEN" he laughed.

bin ladin and baby face armed the planes as the typed on the computers "w eill open the stargates to send them to earthrealm soon" bin ladain said.

GENSOKYO SCARLET DEVIL MANSION

Megamangx was doing meditation to power up his mage super form and understand the elemtantal magics more "well if it isn;t shadow and my brother protoman" he said

"been a while brother not seen you since we hanged out at the linken statue way back" protoman x smugged. "i see you gotted an upgrade we could spar now" megaman gx did the handshake with him.

Suddanley luna child was outfit "THERE ARE 1000S OF MATEL BIRDS IN THE SKY WHAT HAS HAPPENED" she shout and the heros went outside seeing 1000s of airplains outside and a super stargate powering up.

"its bin lagin hes back i remember years ago me and doctor who tryed to kill him when he comed back as a cyborg and tryed to make everyone into osama clones but we stopped him and thought he died forever but it seems those illuminati bastards bringed him back again" megaman gx gasped.

They gott into shadows gyrozetter and powered up "we need to reach the planes and stop them before they get thought the stargate to hit every city on earth" megamangx shouted and they flyed "lets kick some ass" shadow the hedgehog said "ill show them how the ice age killed the dinosauers" cirno laughed and they flyed high.

Remilia turned her wings on and grabbed gungar her spear "i am not letting the boys hog all the fun lets go fight them sakuya" she smiled and flyed with her maid and marisa reimu junko yukari and mima went to join the fight "lets beat some bad guys" said mima.

ON TOP OF THE PLANE SNAD AIRSHITS

megamangx and his brother protomanx killed 1000s of illuminati soldiers and fighted forward "lets do this let us protect this world of magic and wizards" said megamangx as he went into his mage superform and used thungada to blow 10 of the planes up "THEY HAVE NUCLEARS BE CAREFUL" said protomanx

a familer voice was there IT WAS VALDMER PUTIN AND HE WAS A CYBORG AND HAD A GLOWING Z ON HIS CHEST FULL OF NUCLEAR POWER AND RED TERMINATOR EYES "i was the one who recruited all the right wingers and republicans into the illuminati becuse i wanted to show you the dark nature of these humans you want to save and make you pay for ruining my wedding to nepgear i am more powercul than ever now thanks to RUSSIAN SCIANCE!" putin said and punched megaman gx with hard and knocked the super form out of him.

Putin started to beat megamangx up "you think magic is your allie i was trained by rasputin molded by dark russian magic" and he broke megman gxs jaw as he caughed up robot blood.

megamangx got up and punched into him 100s of times at light speed but it just pinged off his armored robot cyborg body and did nothing damage

OST MUSIC= KINGDOM HEARTS 2 DARKNESS OF THE UNKNOWN

lots of lasers banged into megaman gx and protomanx and cirno fired ice at him but he beat them up and grab cirno by the neck as she was in pain "PEERHAPS THIS FAIRY WILL MAKE A GOOD NEW WIFE FOR ME WHERE NEPGEAR HAD FAILED HAHAHAHA" putin laughed but advent cirno slashed him with her blade and breaked free "no thanks" she smugged faced#

"WOMEN LIKE YOU MUS TKNOWN PLACE I WILL B EAT YOU INTO IT" said putin

megamangx heard the voice of Zenleski in his mind "you defeated him before you can do it easy this time he is washed up focus on the power of wizards of old" SAID ZENLESKI and megamangx finded hope and remembered the books of the magi and the power of gensokyo as he drawed on the worlds dreams

"THE DARKNESS OF HUMANITY IS WEAK TO THE GOOD OF HUMANITY WE CAN STOP TYRANYS AND POWER MAD PEOPLE IF WE FIGHT" megaman gx regained his mage form but beyond to mage form gold then with all the powers of the elements of ultima and holy and darkness and void HE UNLOCKED HIS DIAMOND WIZARD FORM and was glowing with crystal armor and god robes holding a rainbow book and a sword staff of rainbow crystals

"no YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME!" putin said

"JUDGEMENT OF HOLY YAMAS!" said megaman gx calling the yama down as A MILLIONS HOLY SWORDS STABBED PUTIN AND THEN THE HAMMER OF JUDGEMENT SMASHED HIM IN THE FACE "I call upon the light of peace" said megaman gx as he filled his hands with holy magic THEN PUNCHED PUTIN 10000S OF TIMES OVER AND OVER AND OVER SMASHING HIS ROBOT PARTS AND TERMINATOR EYES AS THE Z CORE SMASHED INTO SHARD AND THE RADATION POWER STARTED TO BOIL PUTINS FLESH BITS "i am in pain and scream" ahe cryed out as the radation and holy magic caused him to turn into dust and bones

"MOONLIGHT FINALE!" said megaman gx focuseding the staff as he blew putins bones up and sent his soul to the yama to be judged and putin was exiled to hell for his crimes by Eiki Shiki.

but at the other side of the plane OSAMA BIN LADIN WAS THERE CLAPPING "you defeated putin but soon i will end every city on the earth you love" bin ladin said as malpha was there and possessed osama BECOMING OSAMA MALPHAS BIN LADIN and used unholy tinity power to match megaman gx "i will show you true darkness of humanity the end is nere" HE SAID

but then a preist from earth jumped out of the stargate pointing a cross at osama malphas bin ladin "i am father john ward and i will not let you win" then father garcia was there too and fired 10 shotgun shells into osama "lets do this megamangx"

IT WAS TIME TO SAVE GENSOKYO

to be continued

[ziracona]

Oh BTW what are some things, if any from history/mythology that you wish FGO included?

I would like more diversity in general, but also they make a lot of religious figures and gods heroic spirits for other religions, but the closest they’ve done for Buddhism was Sanzang and I want equality there. Too late for Normal Armor for All means it’s time for Skimpy Armor for All equality is equality. We haven’t had much Norse either despite a whole Lostbelt, but we have had so many gods and suped up spirits tbh I am unsure if I want that, like, the most compelling recent addition was Antonio Salieri. Maybe it’s time to focus on the way personal belief in a spirit affects them instead of 8 divine spirit combo characters. I’d like to see a lot more about characters with Innocent Monster too, and ones who are fictional have had very little story outside of Kojiro’s aside in UBW about how much that fucks you up, and I’d love to hear more. I’d like to see a lot of relationships develop too. I’d like to see Nightingale and Dantes more, see Emiya, Ishtar, and Cú on a team, see Alter Emiya stuck with Ishtar somewhere, see more of Outlaw Squad, see Karna and Arjuna given an arc that’s not the same one as always, see Medea taken seriously like in UBW instead of a joke, see David given ANY screen time to deal with Romani like wtf why didn’t he get major billing in arc one??? See David and Sheba interact, see more of Antonio and Amadeus, Fran and Moriarty. Love to hear more about Hessian Lobo like he was easily one of the coolest characters??? Literally never getting over how this random beheaded hessian soldier’s ghost was tied in death by an outside force to the legend of a wolf who hated humans for killing his mate, and they were trapped together as a phantom spirit and had no reason to be anything but bitter and angry, but when you’re beating the wolf to a pulp the headless corpse of a man scrambles off it and tries without a face or a voice to beg you to leave it alone and not finish it off. How an adopted stray left it’s owner to find him and curl up with him while he bled out. Like holy shit. Uhhhh, I like the kind of emotional ones too: Voyager, Van Gogh. The concept alone there is sweet. I’d like to see them do a non-human well again like. I love Danzo and I love robots but they literally can’t write inhuman characters without making them robots wtf is going on. Stop making Greek gods robots. They’re gods. You used to be able to write Fran and Nursery and shit what the hell happened to the character creation team. Or like. Actually give us a literal robot if you want to do robot humanity narrative so bad but I’m begging you to stop making all the Valkyries and Artemis just AIs like literally begging. Gods are inhuman but you write them different and it’s so fun and not actually hard like just do the assigned work jfc. Please.

If you mean more like what specific characters would I like to see, that’s harder. Personally I’d love a Lucifer if well done because I love a good Sympathy for the Devil character (P5 just gave and gave and gave to me). I’d like more animal spirits like give me Balto, or Laila. If they do more gods like they’ve been I would very much like Bast because she’s always been a favorite. Uhhh I’m a sucker for the personal connections so I would love it if they quit doing alters of existing people and gave us their family members or friends instead I mean the DRAMA. Mmmm tasty. There’s almost no Americans and that’s fine but like it’s Geronimo, Billy the Kid, Tesla, and every American president through Obama in a body with Edison and the 20th Century Fox lion so if they wanted to make it just slightly more normal they could add like Nathan Hale or Deborah Samson or something. Uhhh, from a gameplay perspective, we’ve got interesting and talented supports, but Iri is the only white mage and I’d like to see them play with more range on defense. So I would personally like Lister or some other doctor with highly specialized defensive skills and to play with the defense only mechanics more in the back line. Like team evades are great but I’d love to see someone with a skill to revive a party member but like with a massive cooldown or stun penalty to balance that. Idk I’d just like to see more complexity. Maybe it’s luck based called like ‘Defibrillator’ and it doesn’t always work, like guts but can be used after they’re downed and at any point. I do quite enjoy the specialized skills like how Katsu does little for support unless you’ve got a lineup of Nobunaga and he suddenly becomes the bullet chain in their galtling. An ability to swap formation, or switch the cooldown from one character with another (‘blood transfusion’) could be cool for a doctor. White Mage with 30,000hp, +5 to attack, who can revive downed party member and allocate NP or cooldown among them, or swap formation. Skill where damage he takes is taken by the frontline member with the most HP instead. Or NP that analyzes the enemy skill set and warns before stuns or rapid ult charge. Or can cast small passive buffs like debuff cleanses the way story characters do, but even when in the back line. Lol Romani Archaman build. Uhhh I’m off topic, characters let me think. I personally loved Amelia Earhart as a kid so I guess part of me keeps hoping she’d be added too. I kinda enjoy when unnamed, or less important or well known people get caught up by a twist of fate like the hessian though. I like weak normal people doing their best in an impossible situation.

[charcherry-weekly]

Charcherry Weekly - Issue 202

Hello everyone, Mage of Light Nick Card here. The spark is lit and things are up and running again. Let's go!

Neo Alternian Recap

According to recent reports, there's been a lot going on over on Neo Alternia. First of all, the Scarab City election registration has been delayed due to confusion, largely regarding the format of the forms. Once this is clarified and the expected figures get through the paperwork, this process will progress forwards. However, for now, a date has yet to be set for any of these milestones.

Meanwhile, the Neo Alternia Broadcasting Committee has been established, for the purpose of providing and facilitating for high quality television programming, including both news and entertainment in its expected scope. On monday, NABC News performed a test broadcast, which was regarded as being sloppily anchored, but otherwise managed to deliver news as expected for a few minutes. It was later discovered that the broadcast had been interrupted due to the transmission tower getting caught on fire, apparently via pyrokinetic sabotage. It is currently unclear what the motive was aside from most likely mischief, but work is being done to repair the tower. In the meantime, NABC will primarily broadcast its programming online.

In other news, there has been a voiced desire from New Alternian citizens for a unique justice system that is neither old Alternian or Korosian. It is unknown how long it would take for such a system to be written, established, accepted, and implemented. This puts into question when the trial against the one accused of the (brief) assassination of Her Enigmatic Resiliency will occur.

Thanks Obama...?

Rather recently, a caravan of merchants from Penderland have arrived in Desertia Town to sell their wares. Reportedly, they were summoned here at the request of Former US President Barack Obama, who had sent a party of seals (the navy kind) to seek them out months ago. As a result, there is now a wide variety of chao eggs, fruit, seeds, and other items imported from that far away land. This would be the perfect chance to seek much needed supplies for your current or desired chao.

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This week’s known market stands in Desertia Town:

DTA train ticket stand

Katie’s potion stand (Not available to plitlanders due to regulations, available to all others however)

shinyjiggly pokesnacks stand

Chao caravan stand: - chao eggs - circle fruit - triangle fruit - square fruit - circle sapling - triangle sapling - square sapling - vitality mushroom - swimming floaties - mini training weights - small sweatbands - picture books - wooden blocks - fuzzy beanie - pumpkin helmet

I think that covers most of it. I've been busy working on left beef chapter 3 lately, though its been largely slow until Brae and her adopted child took off for Earth-c, shortly after summer vacation kicked off over here. Hopefully this boost of inspiration form the knowledge that something important is going on is enough to let me finish part one by the end of the month. https://letssosl.boards.net/thread/439/charcherry-weekly-issue-202

[vitiateoriginator]

So who else is here for the Obama Godtier Headcanons

[neithrain]

one time in-game my mage hawke froze a guy right next to fenris only for him to turn around and just immediately cleave the poor fuck in half with his axe like a goddamn onion. i practically heard isabela going feral at the sight. even the enemies were impressed. obama was there. it was life-changing.

[aldieb]

book asks book asks! 4, 10, 12, 17

4. Did you discover any new authors that you love this year?

gotta shout out to shannon hale again, lol. sometimes you need that sweet sweet soothing ya. i also read some diana wynne jones that wasn't howl's moving castle for the first time c/o mage, and i'm looking forward to getting further into her stuff.

10. What was your favorite new release of the year?

not to mimic every "best books of the year" digest including obama's, but i didn't read a lot of new books and project haily mary by andy weir did not disappoint. i would put winter's orbit here, but i originally read it as a fic, so idk if that's new new.

12. Any books that disappointed you?

you received my rants on the city we became by nk jemisin... the writing was great as usual and i loved the characters, but i found it super off-putting that [semi-spoilers] a whole swathe of a real city that really exists was designated as evil and an OK loss? #stoptheboroughhate + hopefully this is addressed in the sequel

17. Did any books surprise you with how good they were?

i read neurotribes by steve silberman in like 2 days, which is very fast reading for me. it struck the perfect balance between diving very deep into its subject and keeping things entertaining.

[imaginerosemary]

I think the most Homestuck sentence I have ever written was "The argument could be made that Barack Obama (not to be confused with the SBAHJ version and entirely unrelated to THE ECONONY) is a Mage, because he was known to create Hope", but I think "partially not alive (which is not fully dead)" is a close second.

YEAH thats Peak Homestuck fjfkdjfjd

[epaetaeya]

Tagged!!

Tagged by @cryselda (I CANT BELIEVE YOURE STILL ALIVE AHH LETS CATCH UP ONE DAY!!!)

Rules: tag 9 people you’d like to get to know better.

Top 3 ships: oh man so lately i’m really into an OC universe with a friend and I don’t really ship outside of that but? I guess (Nyo!)Prumano is still a good ship, Hannigram is and I guess Yumikuri?? maybe??

Last movie: i can’t even remember.... I think either Freier Fall or Nightcrawler. (no wifi and had to rewatch what I had home T.T) The last movie I saw in the cinema when it came out was Tenki No Ko!!

Reading: just finished reading Snakes & Earrings, going to finish Hope Never Dies (An Obama and Biden bromance mystery? something? lol)

What food are you craving now? potato soup T~T

Tagging: @nicidable @no2da @mage-of-time @definexeternity @kanayagf @paradoxdweller (i know nikki already tagged you but i still wanted to include you, no pressure tho <3) & whoever else wants to do this!!

[lost-in-books94]

Reading Log 2020

Oh my gosh, how can I forget to do a reading log??? 

Here we go again...

1) Little Women- Louisa May Alcott (re-read)

2) The Secret History- Donna Tartt (re-read) 

3) Angel Mage- Garth Nix

4) A Heart So Fierce and Broken- Brigid Kemmerer

5) Red, White & Royal Blue- Casey McQuiston (re-read)

6) Heartstopper: Volume One- Alice Oseman

7) Heartstopper: Volume Two- Alice Oseman

8) The Gentleman's Guide to Vice and Virtue- Mackenzi Lee

9) Captive Prince- C.S. Pacat

10) Heartstopper: Volume Three- Alice Oseman

11) The Last Nude- Ellis Avery

12) Our Dark Duet- V.E. Schwab

13) The Tenant of Wildfell Hall- Anne Bronte

14) The Devouring Gray- Christine Lynn Herman (re-read) 

15) Even the Darkest Stars- Heather Fawcett (re-read)

16) House of Earth and Blood- Sarah J. Maas

17) Pride and Prejudice- Jane Austen (re-read)

18) The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms- N.K. Jemisin 

19) The Midnight Lie- Marie Rutkoski

20) The Mime Order- Samantha Shannon

21) Havenfall- Sara Holland

22) The Priory of the Orange Tree- Samantha Shannon (re-read) 

23) The City We Became- N.K. Jemisin 

24) All the Wandering Light- Heather Fawcett

25) The Song Rising- Samantha Shannon

26) Villette- Charlotte Bronte 

27) The Beautiful- Renee Ahdieh

28) The Shadows Between Us- Tricia Levenseller

29) The Deck of Omens- Christine Lynn Herman

30) Aurora Rising- Amie Kaufman & Jay Kristoff (re-read)

31) Wicked Saints- Emily A. Duncan

32) Heart of Iron- Ashley Poston

33) Becoming- Michelle Obama

34) A Short History of Nearly Everything- Bill Bryson

35) Aurora Burning- Amie Kaufman & Jay Kristoff 

36) The Cruel Prince- Holly Black (re-read) 

37) The Wicked King- Holly Black (re-read)

38) The Queen of Nothing- Holly Black (re-read)

39) The Nicomachean Ethics- Aristotle 

40) The Scarlet Letter- Nathaniel Hawthorne

41) The Princess Diarist- Carrie Fisher 

42) Moonscript- H.S.J. Williams

43) Nevernight- Jay Kristoff (re-read) 

44) Godsgrave- Jay Kristoff (re-read)

45) Anna Karenina- Leo Tolstoy 

46) Darkdawn- Jay Kristoff (re-read)

47) Wishful Drinking- Carrie Fisher

48) Frankenstein- Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley

49) A Room with a View- E.M. Forster

50) The Court of Miracles- Kester Grant

51) Jo & Laurie- Margaret Stohl & Melissa de la Cruz 

52) Lady Susan- Jane Austen

53) A Little Life- Hanya Yanagihara

54) No One Is Too Small to Make A Difference- Greta Thunberg

55) Mansfield Park- Jane Austen

56) We Rise: Speeches by Inspirational Black Women- Amanda Meadows, Barbara Jordan, Condoleezza Rice et al. 

57) Falling Kingdoms- Morgan Rhodes

58) Daughter of Smoke and Bone- Laini Taylor

59) Crime and Punishment- Fyodor Dostoyevsky

60) Mythos: The Greek Myths Retold- Stephen Fry

61) The Archived- V.E. Schwab

62) The Unbound- V.E. Schwab

63) Good Omens- Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman (re-read)

64) The Southern Book Club’s Guide to Slaying Vampires- Grady Hendrix

65) War and Peace- Leo Tolstoy 

66) White Fragility- Robin DiAngelo & Michael Eric Dyson

67) The Damned- Renee Ahdieh 

68) Northanger Abbey- Jane Austen

69) Hamlet- William Shakespeare 

70) The Master and Margarita- Mikhail Bulgakov

71) The Good Immigrant- Nikeh Shukla etc. 

72) The Picture of Dorian Gray- Oscar Wilde

73) Shockaholic- Carrie Fisher 

74) Feminists Don’t Wear Pink and Other Lies- Scarlett Curtis etc 

75) The Umbrella Academy, Vol 2: Dallas- Gerard Way & Gabriel Ba

76) The People in the Trees- Hanya Yanagihara

77) Out of Orange- Cleary Wolters

78) Rebecca- Daphne du Maurier

79) The Umbrella Academy, Vol 3: Hotel Oblivion- Gerard Way & Gabriel B

80) City of Bones- Cassandra Clare (re-read) 

81) The Sandman- Neil Gaiman & Dirk Maggs (audiobook) 

82) Much Ado About Nothing- William Shakespeare 

83) Gideon the Ninth- Tamsyn Muir

84) The Soul of a Man Under Socialism- Oscar Wilde

85) De Profundis- Oscar Wilde 

86) A Brief History of Time: From the Big Bang to Black Holes- Stephen Hawking

87) The Lost Book of the White- Cassandra Clare & Wesley Chu

88) City of Ashes- Cassandra Clare

89) Mortal Engines- Philip Reeve

90) City of Glass- Cassandra Clare

91) City of Fallen Angels- Cassandra Clare

92) Predator’s Gold- Philip Reeve

93) City of Lost Souls- Cassandra Clare

94) City of Heavenly Fire- Cassandra Clare

95) Infernal Devices- Philip Reeve

96) The Catcher in the Rye- J.D. Salinger

97) Murder on the Orient Express- Agata Christie 

98) Clockwork Angel- Cassandra Clare

99) Fire and Fury: Michael Wolff

100) Clockwork Prince- Cassandra Clare

101) Clockwork Princess- Cassandra Clare

102) The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue- V.E. Schwab 

103) The Bane Chronicles- Cassandra Clare

104) Midnight Sun- Stephenie Meyer 

105) The Bell Jar- Sylvia Plath

106) Heroes:Mortals and Monsters, Quests and Adventures- Stephen Fry

107) Harrow the Ninth- Tamsyn Muir

[dasha-aibo]

I had a dream I owned a small bookstore that had a magic book that murdered people in complicated ways involving, like, an ice pick that was inside it, I was about to die but was rescued by an old experienced mage who pacified said book and made it work for me.

I left the store in the care of some relative that later died and was introduced to a village of cannibal werewolves who offered to turn me into a cis woman of I joined them and I legit considered it and said I'd need to sit on that.

And Y'all losers meanwhile are talking to Obama and shit, get on my level.

[megamangxtheadventure]

CHAPTER 28: DUTY TO STOP 9/11 2

the song seeking purpose from final tfantasy 14 played as megaman gx attacked osama malphas bin ladin on top of the gaint plane over gensokyo "you can not win against me and my plan to strike every tower on earth at once with these legons of planes" hahaha laughed osama as he cyberized his demon form and punched hard megamn gx who crashed into the wing hanging offf for deer life.

john ward tryed to pray hurting bin ladins demon side while garcia shotgunnned him with face "you are force of wrong and you must go back to hell"

dark energy comed out of the plan as cyberman elon musk with bioweapon sandevsitan mantis blades and gorefield eldrich magic come out of platform "i have empower him with evil now fight" said osama focusing on the prests as cyber boss elon picked up megaman gx and started thrust punching his chest over and over "YOU THE WOKE MIND VIRUS TOOK MY KIDS AND WIFE AND I HATE YOU FOR IT" he said punching and punchgn at him "I WILL MAKE IT WORLDS PROBLAM NOW FUCK YTOU WOKE ROBOT1"!!!" ELON SCREAMED punched him into the jet engine as he burned

"maybe u were a shitty dad" megaman gx powered up his golden mage form and used theos ultma to knock cyber boss elon back

but he aborbved the power "my core is an anti magic antimatter sub systam you fucking woke little basterd" cyber boss elon laughed and slammed megaangx into the floor punching the super out of him

"once evil rules the world once all the woke people are dead people once everyone that maked fun of me is dead then mayebe i can be piece but i hate you i see everything i hate in you megamangx your goodness makes me fucking sick i h ate you i hate you!!!!!" elon was raged.

before cyber boss elon could deal a dueadly blow a portal opened and wuk lamat came down and smashed him real hard with big axe as he went spincoptering in the air "you are boyond help elon not even friendship can be shaving you now you let hate and evil poson your heart" wuk said ready to defend the people

megaman gx got up to see his friend "wuk i have not seen you since the war its good to have old friend here to help" and they did the badass predater handshake.

the damaged cyber elon tryed to get up now 4000 % mad "YOU LITTLE WOKE BITCH HOW DARE YOU LAY A HAND FINGAR ON ME I WILL PUT YOU DOWN ANIMEL"" BUT BNOTH MEGAMAN GX AND WUK LAMET COMBINED POWER TO DUEL HAYMAKER HIM INTO ONE OF THE PLANES JET ENGINES AS HIS LEGS WHERE GRINDED UP ON FIRE AS HE WAS BEING PULLED IN.

"it i s pain please i don't like this get me out i want to live i an like iron man EVERYONE LIKES ME I DONT WANTING TO DIE!" he said as the jet engine exploded and fires and grinding tore up his machine body then he was pulled in as bits of matal blasted out of the back on fire "your hate did this elon not us" wuk said.

they focassed back on osama maplhas bin ladin who had the two prests defeeted "elon was a fool but i am an evil master and soon a new age of terror will begin to think those that long ago tryed to fighting me now worship my evil how irony" said osama.

megamangx powered up into holy mage super form unlashing a b arrage of elemental spears witch osama dodged "tell me how to stop 9/11 2 i can not let you do this!" megaman gx shouted.

osama laughed summoning demonic wings as he rammed megamangx "i would not tell you how plan can be stopped then i can not do it idot" osama laughed clawing at megamangx with big long demon arms.

"i have an idea we need to use diemenmsonal fusion and sent all the planes into the void instad of earth" wuk said and megamangx nodded "father ward help me using your magic bible" megamangx asked "got you" said father ward who prreyed.

the power got stong as megamangx used sword of storms magic to hold osama off "i will not let you prevant 9/11 2!!!" he screaming becoming more demonic looking as he clawed and slashed

the spell worked opening a portal into the 13th instead of earth "hey bin ladin, obama sends his regards" megaman gx said blasting theos ultma mark 3 into his face burning him as he realed backwards "jump off the plane now" wuk said and they all jumped off as all 1000 jumbo jets flew into the void gate exploding inside the 13th.

"see you in hell bin ladin" megaman gx said using mage form delta to seal the void gate as he used father fall to land everyone safety in foirest of magic.

"we defeated osama for now but he will be back but at least we have illuminati on the run now" said yukari who met them on the ground.

ELSEWHERE AT ILLUMINATI BASE

a door opened as ron desantis was shocked "DONALD TRUMP BUT MEGAMANGX KILLED YOU?!?!?!?!" he was shocked

Trump made ron feel small "you think you are good enough to run this order pudding fingers get on your knees" trumpo ordered and ron kneeled as trump kicked him in the face "now thank me"

ron nodded kissing his shoe "thank u for kicking me master" ron said as trump dragged him to the throne and sat on him farting in his face "now thank me for letting you smell my yummy farts" ordered trump

"thank you master i love your yummy farts" said ron.

nikkey hailey ran into room kneeling "please master trump i wanting to huff yummy farts too and i can do it better than ron" she begged and tramp laughed at how pathatetic these people where to him

"you will both get turns to sniff my farts but now i have plans"

to be continued

[randombandfan09]

Comp shit American burning addition.

Or I guess nine.

So to explain my suits. The first suit is a mage in the military who notices moral is low on Christmas Eve so she does tricks with their wand. The virtual singer one is based mostly off of sweet devil with the cameras being there but she’s floating from wired cause it’s how she charges. Cozy at home is just based off of my outfit that day which was a tank top and some gray jeans. I gave her a pony tail, her phone, and a stuffed animal to drag around the house so she could cuddle with it while being on her phone. Her jacket is like my gray nirvana jacket but a bunny. Oh also the dog really wants that stuffed animal. Next Is the most recent one so the dream is about how she’s running out of time to ask her crush out and she can’t find them so she has to go through different portals to find him. This is the first location of the dream the clock room. her time ends as soon as both clocks strike six then she dies. Next topic I technically finished the corridor of clock pavilion minus the recolors so I think that’s pretty cool cause it’s the only long standing one I’ve finished. As pictured below.

Possible trigger warning it’s about politics so you know: Anyway to the America’s on fire portion. I’m scared to death of the draft. If world war three starts I don’t think I could deal with it. It’s a really scary concept it’s like impending doom. Idk it’s like the scarier version of the conversion summer camp everyone’s talking about. The point is for the first time sense Trump got elected I’ve seen people scared for there lives and scared of being drafted. It’s one of those things where I’m like fuck I have to cover my genuine fear with dancing and making stupid songs. It terrifies me more then anything I don’t want to fight for a country that I’ve never had a say in before. A country who’s president is a literal bully and has talked shit about children like Greta Thunberg who Is just trying to save the world from the people on it. I don’t know why Making the worlds a better, cleaner place is so bad. Plus I don’t like hypocrites like president Trump he talked all this smack about Obama possibiliy starting shit with Iran but he literally did the thing he was against. Point is I refuse to fight for a country that is so vile and hurts so many people.

[charcherry-weekly]

Charcherry Weekly - Issue 175

Been spending all day today researching and yet no leads. I guess I better deliver the news.

Chao-mania

At the beginning of the week, a mysterious locker appeared in Desertia square. Reportedly, someone inside asked for a password upon the locker being knocked on. Somehow the password was guessed and the locker revealed itself to be the chao black market. There were ten chao eggs in total, though two of them have yet to find a new home. The following individuals have obtained a chao: robot catgirl QWERTY and her chao SMILEB, Samus Kitten and her chao Koh, Gym Leader Mimi So&so and their chao Mandy jr, June Egbert and her chao Gumdrop, Brae Emit and her chao..."cool guy"? (is this the right name?), and Jobeth and her chao Punk Daniels. Reportedly, two other chao were claimed by anonymous figures. It is assumed that one may have been sent to Voidco hq, while the other one was apparently sent to Chaos Obama's Island Nation.

If you are interested in adoption, ask for the shopkeeper's number from the bartender at Gene's Garden. If you wish to speak with the chao raising group, there is now a small memo for that, under #chao-raisers.

For the most part, things have been relatively quiet this week. Korosian President Thoren Emit has been dreading their santa duties, which may or may not have been completed in proportion to their crimes last year. Regardless, they are still searching for a successor to the santa title, preferably someone that owes a great debt to society. Please contact enduringFighter if you have any leads or wish to volunteer for this arduous seasonal task.

Rogue of Heart Charles has been wanting to organize a camping trip between digi-destined and their digimon companions, for the sake of positive bonding. Reportedly they will be scouting locations on monday.

Rather recently, a certain someone from the v1 session showed up in Unity Village. It was a present surprise seeing them again, as I has last contacted them a few months ago, to playtest the second half of None Pizza with Left Beef chapter 2. Meanwhile however, your dear newsletter writer has been busy with researching myths, legends, and historical records that may be of use in regards to Mage of Life Blaze. Unfortunately, while I have learned a lot, I am unsure which books should be the focus of my research when it seems as if most of us are without contact to her, despite the chittr account. Tangentially, I've been drawing a part of the story where Blaze traveled with Prince of Time River to meet their Denizen Morpheus. This has increased my sorrow and longing, despite the fact that I barely knew Blaze personally. Regardless, she is an important part of the community in Unity Village, and it is an injustice that she was whisked away as she was all those weeks ago.

This week’s known market stands in Desertia Town:

Katie’s potion stand (Not available to plitlanders due to regulations, available to all others however)

shinyjiggly pokesnacks stand (ran by Rufus)

Apothecary stand - Flask (2 cp) - Ink (1 ounce bottle) (10 gp) - Potion of Supreme Healing (5,000 gp) - Acid (vial) (25 gp) - Poison, Basic (vial) (100 gp)

I think I'll fall asleep at the library. https://letssosl.boards.net/thread/410/charcherry-weekly-issue-175