Top 20 Romantic/Comedies where the girls should’ve ended up together
20. Mean Girls - Janis and Cady
19. The Breakfast Club - Allison and Claire
18. Bring It On - Missy and Torrance
17. Whip It - Pash and Bliss
(if Bliss comes out as trans after the film like Elliot Page did, then these two will still be one badass queer couple!)
16. The Wedding Planner - Mary and Fran
15. Pitch Perfect - Beca and Chloe
(would probably be higher up on the list if i wasn’t bitter)
14. Princess Protection Program - Rosalinda and Carter
13. Clueless - Cher, Tai and Dionne
12. Legally Blonde - Vivian and Elle
11. Frances Ha - Sophie and Frances
10. Stuck in the Suburbs - Brittany and Natasha
9. John Tucker Must Die - Carrie, Beth, Heather and Kate
8. Ocean’s 8 - Debbie and Lou
7. Calamity Jane - Katie and Calamity
6. Bring It On: All or Nothing - Britney and Camille
5. Ice Princess - Casey and Gen
4. She’s the Man - Viola and Olivia
3. Almost Adults - Mackenzie and Cassie
2. Miss Congeniality - Cheryl and Gracie
1. Bend it like Beckham - Jess and Jules
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everytime i remember that pink + white is considered as a gallavich song and was in one of the most important gallavich scenes ever i just AHHHHHHHHHH
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are you normal about epic or did you get caught unawares in a horrific thunderstorm while at the beach and proceeded to play Storm at the loudest volume your potato iphone 12 could get to before the rain physically hit the screen so hard that it paused it and then proceeded to get even heavier to the point you can't see anymore like me?
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Who's up for a crackpot Metalocalypse theory?
Brendon Small said in an interview, "there's one song on the record that I think kind of embodies what the future would be. I don't know if it would be as mystical or as crazy, but it would be funny."
I believe the song is Gardener of Vengeance.
The thing that sticks out to me most about the quote is that he thinks the future is "funny," which is saying something in a comedy series. I assume that means it's something that contrasts the show we've seen thus far. Brendon has another quote about Metalocalypse and AOTD where he said, "part of why I really had to finish this is because that to me was the arc from the beginning— selfish to selfless. Alone to together. That’s the big arc in the series." So if we assume the next chapter would continue that arc, it has to be something that continues the theme of growth and togetherness.
Let's think about where the series ended. Dethklok has stopped the apocalypse, but they haven't really saved the world. Metal rained from the sky, a lot of cities were destroyed. Even before that, it's probably it's safe to assume climate change existed in the show, but think of all the ways Dethklok themselves have made it worse: The environmental destruction caused by the liquid recording technology, raising the sea level in Doublebookedclock, destroying a chunk of the rainforest in Dethcarraldo, etc. The world is trashed, and a lot of that is Dethklok's doing.
So then we look at Gardener of Vengeance's lyrics. It's a song about the planet and nature, which is already notable for the "go into the water" band to be writing a song about the land. It describes the "punisher of industry" who is doling out "retribution for the toxic station." The earth is getting revenge on the people who abused it, either literally (some sort of nature spirit hunting people down) or figuratively (the planet no longer supporting human life).
Remember how the last song on Galaktikon II was called Rebuilding a Planet? My theory is that a season 5 or another movie would be about how Dethklok, being the most respected figures in the world, now has to do just that. And it's not metal to try to convince the world to lower their carbon emissions, or plant more trees, or even give up some of the things they think are fun because they realize how harmful they are. But it's what has to happen for the planet to have a future, and Dethklok's finally mature enough to care about the future.
This is even more speculative, but I think that could also be a theme: Living past the point where you thought it would be over. For the characters, that's having survived the Metalocalypse. But the show itself overcame death by getting a movie ten years after a very brutal cancellation. And I think it's a very human emotion a lot of adults deal with. Maybe you have a health condition or struggle with your mental health, and assumed you wouldn't live past a certain age. Or maybe you're just a teenager who can't imagine being 30. But then miraculously, one day you wake up, and it's your 40th birthday. Now what? What do you do with this time you never really thought you'd get?
In any case, I think the future of Dethklok would involve reconciling being both a death metal band and a symbol of hope for the world. It would be about taking responsibility for their past actions, and having to keep showing up and doing the right thing every day, instead of having short-term objectives like in Requiem or AOTD. It's not glamorous, but maybe it's fulfilling to be … Givin' Back? To the environment this time?
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