#Oh boys

[divine0rdainment]

Adam: Pfffft! What? Do you have a crush on me or something?

Lucifer: *Looks panicked* No!!! Hahahah! Hah no! No way hah! *Nervous laughter while blushing*

Adam: *looses his smile* Why the fuck not!? I'm tall! I'm hot! I'm powerful! I am CLEARLY better in bed then your ex! Fall in love with me already!!!

Lucifer:...

Lucifer: W-why would you want that?

Adam: *Now blushing* C-cuz maybe I'd return the feelings if you did! N-not that I like you now, b-but I could come to if you fell first!!!

[doublel27]

Me: You mean to tell me that the boys that made flirting via sending love notes to the printer couldn’t figure out how to flirt long distance for five years?! And instead went radio silent?!

Also me: Jane is a blue boy. Deciding he needs to achieve specific goals before he can have the man he wants, so the blue boy can be the man he wants to be for his chosen person specifically is the kind of dumbass noble blue boy shit that makes me want to strangle them. The whole I didn’t dare contact you because I would have left early speaks to the whole torn between two loyalties and objectives that also speaks to blue boys and their little rules for life. We’ve already seen him delete texts rather than reach out. He’s lucky he’s got an understanding green guy for this.

[3416]

ohhhhh boys

[musette22]

Hi Minnie...I hope you're having a great week! I saw this amazing edit and had to send it to you because I know NEC is your favourite fic

https://youtu.be/nh0yyYErDrM?si=_cmA70nKhMI8x6ry

Hi darling! I'm having a good week so far, thank you so much! How are you doing? I hope you're very well! 💗💗

Oh god, this edit 😭😭 I have shed many tears over it already and I'm always ready to shed some more, so thank you so much for sending it my way ❤️ That's so sweet of you! NEC is, in a way, my favourite fic and this is an absolutely gorgeous edit. Just stunning 🥺

[lucy-moderatz]

[lulublack90]

Chapter 12 is up yay. We get to see our boys again one month after Regulus left.

[trennoandgreggo]

these broke me 💔

[clownxian]

I truly believe Wei Wuxian wouldn't be able to live in a world where there is no Jiang Cheng. Throughout his life Jiang Cheng has always been a presence there, a figure that bleeds into the background on mundane days and outshines even the sun on the brightest. Wei Wuxian has always lived with the knowledge that Jiang Cheng was safe somewhere.

Even when he's Yiling Laozu, in the back of his mind he knows Jiang Cheng is out there, breathing, fighting. He sees him often despite exiling himself, has Jiang Cheng practically knocking on his front door even when the world sees them as enemies.

And even when he comes back as Mo Xuanyu, Jiang Cheng lurks in the background. He knows by filtered gossip that Jiang Cheng is safe, that he's in the highest position to be so, that the core that spins in him has kept that promise of protection. Wei Wuxian can keep his distance because he knows Jiang Cheng can protect himself, understands that being around him would only cause more pain for them both.

And yet if harm came Jiang Cheng's way, no matter how far across the land Wei Wuxian was, he'd know and he'd come running.

And if Jiang Cheng died then Yiling Laozu would show himself again.

Jiang Cheng, on the other hand, has to live. It's not just his pride that keeps him alive but his honour for his family, his sect. He cannot let his own life end when he needs to avenge theirs, when he holds a little Jin Ling in his arms and knows he needs to protect that child. But the death of Wei Wuxian? That kills his spirit, takes a small part of who he is away. That's the reason why he continues to hunt Demonic Cultivators, why he tries to reason with himself that Wei Wuxian isn't dead, that there's a way to find him, bring him back kicking and screaming if he has to. Jiang Cheng refuses to acknowledge the death of Wei Wuxian because if he does then that means it's real, right? And Jiang Cheng would have to live with the knowledge that the only last person to know who he was, Jiang Cheng and not Sandu Shengshou, A-Cheng and not Jiang-Zongzhu, was truly utterly gone.

They really are the soulmates born in the wrong place at the wrong time.

[landosmclaren]

can’t believe they actually put max and checo in those elvis race suits. on my life i thought it was a piss take for like promo or something

[tryhoney-moved]

they love to get papped in separate locations so it looks like they won’t be together lol

[asbestieos]

okeys its sick and twisted but i have to sleep now grrr arf arf

[cornpapers]

[jabberwick]

Human Bill Cipher

(Based on Alex Hirsch's "canon" design)

And just to be clear, writing dissertations at me justifying why he should instead be a conventionally attractive twink will involuntarily cause me to draw him with even fewer teeth.

[lesbianshepard]

[pocket-dragon]

POV you ate shit during the family drama hour and your adopted peepaw needed your dogs help finding the Temple

[pangur-and-grim]

Belphie looks so handsome today