When you learn that "stern" also means the rear end of a ship...
"A king who would pass into history as Radovid V the Stern" suddenly takes on a very different meaning...
I'm betting it's all Philippa and Dijkstra's fault, too!
They went from referring to him as "Prince Seed-Waste", to "Radovid the Stern" when he became King.
Then, hundreds of years later, historians found some copies of their personal correspondences, mistakenly believed that it was what Radovid's people actually called him (rather than a very inappropriate nickname that the two spymasters had come up with for him), and therefore deduced that he must have been a very strict and authoritarian ruler!
Nah, he was just a very, very gay king that decided that if his dad had been allowed to marry a noblewoman and his brother a princess that couldn't give him any children, he was going to do both by marrying himself a viscount, gods dammit!
Poor Radovid... Forever misunderstood...
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I was having a super nice weekend, the best of august and one of the best of my entire summer and this fucking creepy unknown number started texting me all sort of crazy shits about how he's thinking about me, how he wants to be there for me and write to me all day everyday, how when he come back to (the city where I currently live) he's gonna "tell me about his new life and the choices he made"....
Just to make it extra fun he has my actual name and knows a few things about me that make me believe that it's not someone texting a random phone number but someone who actually knows me at least a bit.I'm not entirely sure yet but I think it might be one of my neighbor and if it's the case...Well, I don't know what my next move is gonna be but it doesn't exactly fill me with inner peace and joy
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update: took a nap and it was wonderful. unfortunately I napped for way too long so I don't think I'm gonna be productive today after all ahdndnd
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I saw a picture of my lower skull today. It was cool. Expensive but cool.
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am i blanchin?
girl we blanchin!!
HI HIII happy birthday to everyone's favorite mystery twins!! how did they grow up so fast!!!!
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i’ve honestly made my peace with the fact that i so pathetically failed my philosophy exam but then when i think of the fact that my prof who i like and respect very much will not only see but also read in depth this piece of junk it gets me like
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