#Out of the siblings Yuu is the most sane

[justamegafan]

Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #14

The Yuu Family

Yuu reveals they’re being bullied, so Yuuken, Yuuka and Y/N are telling them what they know on how to deal with a Bully…

Yuuken: What’s going on?

Yuu: A Savannaclaw Student’s been beating me up, so Yuuka’s gonna show me how to fight him after school tomorrow!

Yuuken: You should be ashamed of yourself, Yuuka. Violence only begets violence. Now, that is not the way to deal with a bully. Now, I have found that as long as you let the parental figure know, the bullying will stop

Yuuka (Shaking her head in disappointment and annoyance):

Yuu: I have been, and he still wants to beat me up! Crowley doesn’t do shit!

Yuuka: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that’s why they have to learn how to defend themself. Put your hands up!

Yuuken: Not so. You and this guy must find some common ground. Remember, “We must never negotiate out of fear, but we must never fear to negotiate.” John F. Kennedy

Y/N (Joins in): But never forget, “Mama Said Knock You Out.” LL Cool J! (High fives Yuuka)

Yuuken: So, Yuu, do you believe that violence is wrong?

Yuuka: Yuu, do you believe it’s wrong to be this pathetic little wimp?

Yuu: Yes

Yuuken: Ahem.

Yuu: Well, n-no. Uh, oh, I don’t know! Can I be alone now??

Yuuken: Well, Yuu, no matter whatever happens tomorrow just know that I believe in you.

Yuuka: And Yuu, whatever happens tomorrow, know that I believe Yuuken is adopted

Yuuken (Smacks Yuuka’s shoulder):

Yuuka: Why don’t you mind your business sometimes, man? Every time I turn my head…

I see Yuuken and Yuuka, despite handling problems differently will absolutely work together once they find out one of their siblings in trouble. And may the Great 7 have mercy on them, because they sure as hell don’t have any…

[lemonandlime22]

Twisted wonderland character react to mother Mc that came to wonderland with a baby If it is ok you don’t have to if you don’t want to

Parent!Yuu coming to Twisted Wonderland with their child

Warning(s): teen parent reader, cussing, not edited

A/N: You didn't specify what characters so its just ganna be general hc. Keeping it gn cause I dont write fem readers rn.

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Grim opens you coffin and finds you holding a crying baby then slowly closes it

both you and ya kid have your own robes and Grim tries to convince you to him him your baby's.

Crowley passes out thinking that the black carriage just picked up two kids and your parents were going to sue him all to hell

then you tell him that its your child and he's all better

cause you can't sue him :).

Grim always refers to himself when around the baby as uncle Grim

he will cry if the bbys first words aren't his name.

The ghost will babysit for you a lot, their its unofficial godparents

they also like to put the baby back to sleep when they cry I the middle of the night.

Train gives you some pointers on random parenting things, he also is happy to last minute babysit for you when you have pop quizzes or anything like that

same with most of the other teachers,

Vargas will do little baby exercises with them while you run laps or wtf you have to do that day

Crowley would offer to help, but please be my the responsible choice and never leave him alone with your child.

You two are always welcome to unbirthday parties, Trey will make baby food for them or baby friendly foods he also will be happy to teach you how to properly brush their teeth

Deuce and Ace love playing and entertaining them, Cater take so many pics of them

Riddle tries his best to get along with the baby but it's very awkward, which is also rly cute.

Take them to Leona and he'll throw yall out, he already has one brat to deal with he doesn't want another.

Ruggie will give you some easy food recopies for you to make that the baby can have

Jack will babysit in the early mornings on occasion by taking them out for a run with him in one of those chest/back strap things.

Do not on any occasion let Floyd hold your baby, he will throw them up into outer space!

Jade will try to give them some mushrooms so just to be safe keep your distance with him too

Azul will have war type flashbacks from seeing you chubby baby.

Kalim is spoiling the shit out of your child, he's also happy to babysit he's got more experience then most with how many little siblings he has

Jamil doesn't mind being around the mushy thing if it's not annoying.

Epel LOVES them! their just the right amount of chaos he needs to stay sane, plus they might remind him of some of the kids in his family or home town

Rook is another happy babysitter, likes to put his hat on them even though its way to big for them

keep the tf away from Vil, on his request

especially if they have ever or have come close to fucking up his makeup or hair or anything like that.

Ortho enjoys playing with them, he thinks their so interesting, also would love to hang out with them but Idia refuses to allow kids

especially babies

anywhere near his room.

Be carful, Lilia might try to adopt them, maybe both of you and he'll be a grandpa

he hasn't decided yet

he also might try and teach them to call him grandpa and Silver uncle

also for some reason, prob the animals that are always around him, your kid loves Silver

Sebek contently makes your baby cry cause of how loud he is, he also yells/scolds at them if they ever cry while Lilia or Malleus hold them

Malleus is basically their unofficial dad, he adores them and spending time with them, even giving them gifts

not just toys tho like things they need

this man even reads parenting books!

fuck after a while he might even start a collage fund for them.

Anyway-

Good luck raising your kid here!

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[mochinomnoms]

Oh please tell me Floyd and Riddle will be getting together as a couple as well in PTM?

I know the obvious main couple goal is Jade and Yuu (RIP Yuu - brain bleach is one thing they DON’T have in stock at Sam’s 😂) but I also love the platonic/almost familial relationship between Yuu and Riddle???

I love good Riddle/Yuu friendships and them becoming IN-LAWS because of these insane eels dear Sevens please have mercy on them????

Pleaseeeeee they are so sweet and funny and “what would you say to me jumping out of a window?” “I would put a leash on you” ahhhhhhhh they’re so sibling coded helppppp my heartttt 😭😭😭

I can just imagine both of them commiserating about what their respective tweel has done and saying they are the sane ones in the relationship. But then something pisses them off, and they both GO OFF.

And Jade and Floyd are grinning like lovesick fools in the background at their firecracker mates like “that’s my Pearl/Goldfishy!!!! 😍😍😍”

Yes!! I love making PTM Riddle and Yuu sibling coded! Riddle was one of the first friends Yuu made at NRC, and I like to think he is always trying to make up for his actions when they first met. He felt bad, he was so mean to them. So Yuu makes it up by being the most stress-inducing pseudo-sibling to him as possible. But they truly care for each other, and Riddle is quite protective of them, though there's more to his overprotectiveness. With him and the other overblot students.

But regardless, this sibling relationship they have with each other will be very beneficial, considering who their husbands are going to be.

[heaven-s-black-box]

Intervention- Hyakuya Orphans centric

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Recovery date: April 30th, 2020

Description: Mutual Pining

Notes: This is an entry from the Mikayuu 2020 bingo records. Click here for the next entry.

Word count: 488

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“Hey where’s Mika?” Kota asked. “He said he’d help me with my homework.”

“I think him and Yuu went out.”

“Another “this-totally-isn’t-a-date” date?”

“Yup,” Ako hummed. Not even looking up from her book.

Through everyone's years in the orphanage, one thing becomes apparent. Mika and Yuu are head over heels for each other. And cliche as it sounds, they’re the only ones who can’t see it. It’s started to get especially bad with school getting in the way. If you ask anyone in the Hyakuya orphanage they would say it was just downright painful to watch. And Akane had to deal with them 24/7 being in the same school and all.

So they would do what any sane, or as sane as possible, siblings would do. They would set them up. Now this sounds easy, but when you actually think about it, not so much. Yuu is incredibly dense and they wouldn’t put it past him if he didn’t realize he loved Mika. Mika on the other hand, was fully aware of his feelings and didn’t want to ruin what they had. You’d think Mika would notice Yuu’s blushing and stuff, but it once took him six months to realize he was watering a fake plant. 

For the past few months, they’d tried anything they could think of. Most of which was incredibly cliche but they were desperate. It ranged from going to a coffee shop together and everyone ditching, to mistletoe at christmas. The mistletoe worked the best, but they somehow remained oblivious. Chihiro had joked that they were already in a relationship and they were just playing them. They seriously considered it for all of five seconds before concluding that Yuu wouldn’t be able to keep his mouth shut.

“I have an idea!” Came a yell from across the house. “Everyone meet in the kitchen!” So they did, the three eldest and Chihiro were out. Akane and Chihiro needed some school stuff so they’d gone to get that, leaving the junior high kids alone.

“Okay so I’ve been reading this fanfic,” everyone groaned, “and- Hey! Look if we don’t do something they are never going to confess.” There was a round of trues at Fumie’s words. “Anyway, we just have to make one of them jealous. Then when the other asks them what’s wrong, they’ll accidentally confess!”

“Isn’t that normally a misunderstanding with siblings?”

“Ya but, we could probably get Shinao to help,” Ako said. “God knows she’s as done with their pining as us.”

Before they could continue, the door opened and two sets of voices could be heard. In a panic, they all circled the table to make it look like they were helping Kota. They didn’t think anyone actually bought it, but oh well. Mika came over to help Kota, and Fumie went to fill in the other two girls. If this didn’t work, they were just going to confess for them.