#Overexaggerations ofc

[daydadahlias]

do you have a video of that 5 seconds of summer guy stealing that tumblr post?

ok he didnt actually steal it guys sdfgh. it's not like it's the most original thought in the entire world; he just said something really similar about feeling his bandmate's bass slide in his "oop can't say that out loud" or smthn. i think i overexaggerated when i said "word for word" pls no one come for me

[taketheringtolohac]

I want to scream!!!! I want to scream so much!!!!!!!!!!!!

[da-birb-writes-sometimes]

OMG SAW UR ASKS WERE OPEN AND I RAN SO FAST HFJDJSBS

Anyways ok so imagine *trips over my own feet* imagine uhm baking cookies *stumbling* baking cookies with Lilia:3

No pressure ofc! I hope u will enjoy writing this if u do! And make sure to drink after and take care of urself!

Flour Belongs In The Cookies; Lilia Vanrouge

Content; Gender-neutral reader, fluff, some pining

Word Count; 650+

Author's Note; Cloudy, you do know how bad his cooking is, right? Besides that, I hope you enjoy what I did with this little prompt!

As a reminder, do not put my work — or others for that matter — into AI as it steals. Link to Masterlist

You knew full well going into this that Lilia … wasn’t the best person to leave around food. Well, you didn’t know to the full extent how ‘bad’, ‘revolting’, and ‘utterly cursed’ he was according to his dormmates (and adoptive family? Still trying to wrap your head around that one, to be honest). 

Yet, as you were both adding ingredients to the batch of cookies you were making, he had done nothing to tamper with the recipe or mess up by accident. Perhaps Silver, Sebek and Malleus were just overexaggerating it? Lilia has been completely fine, a great helper even! 

“So,” you cleared your throat, breaking the quiet (which was both comfortable yet awkward). “Why did you want to bake cookies with me? Not that I mind, just curious is all.”

Lilia looked up from the wet and dry ingredients he was combining and offered you a cheeky smile with a wink. “Hmm, do I need a reason to do so,” he breathed with a silent chuckle, sneaking some of the raw dough into his mouth.

You tutted, taking the bowl away from him. “I don’t need you getting sick from eating that now–”

But your attempt at lecturing was silenced by a small puff of flour being slapped gently on your cheek; a white handprint now on it. “RUDE!”

Lilia was having a good old laugh, from either getting flour on you, the shocked expression on your face, or a combination of the two (knowing him, it was bound to be the last one). He was actually getting pink in the face because of it; was he even taking breaks from laughing to breathe???

“Ah, lighten up! Plus,” he paused and covered your hand in flour and gently slapped it on his cheek, “there, we match now.” 

His magenta eyes were twinkling with mischief and you found yourself gently shaking your head and chuckling. Sighing, you picked up some flour with your hands and made it look like you were just going to cover the countertop with it, but you swerved, and slapped it into Lilia’s hair.

Lilia coughed, and rubbed at his eyes, trying to get the flour out of his eyes, but once he opened them again, you were gone. So we’re playing games now? But he just wheezed in delight and gave chase, a cup full of flour on hand so he could repay the favour. After all, since you both had matching handprints on your cheeks, you deserved to be bestowed some flour on your head.

“And here you were saying it was rude of me for that first move,” he called out into the dorm. They couldn’t have gotten far now.

He heard the curtains ruffle, and he floated over, not making a sound.

Peaking oh so carefully behind the curtains, he spotted you, silently giggling to yourself. And that’s when he made his move.

“Found you!~” And he sprinkled the flour over your head; much more gently than you did to him.

You groaned, knowing it would take a bit to get the flour out from everything… but the way Lilia floated overhead made it look like he was sprinkling snow… was he always this pretty? Even with him covered in flour, you still felt your heart flutter.

You mentally slapped your cheeks though, and got yourself up. 

“Guess you did… but that was fun,” you chuckled, dusting yourself off to the best of your ability.

The moment though was ruined by your smoke alarm going off; it was a wonder that those even worked, but hey, at least they worked.

Rushing to the kitchen, you opened up the oven to have a mass of black smoke smelling of burnt food of some sort enveloping the both of you.

“What happened?!” You coughed out, trying to open up the windows and doors to let out the smoke.

Lilia grimaced, “Ah… perhaps I set the oven too high.”

And even though you had fun making the now coal-like cookies, perhaps store-bought would have been better…

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Tags; @afunkyfreshblog @eynnwwyjth @identity-theft-101 @ithseem @lucid-stories @ryker-writes @twistwonderlanddevotee @xxoomiii

[linkonlceleste]

Can you write LDS boys x reader,reader is normally quite and introverted but she tends to talk a lot with when she's with them bc she's comfortable and how'd they react

When reader/MC is an introvert

A/N: Hey anon! Thank you so much for the request!!. I hope you'll like it <3 . Tbh, I did not know how to write it properly and I'm sorry if it's not what you expected :(

Disclaimer:apologies for grammar mistakes and if my writing is not upto how the characters react/behave

Zayne

It was a calm evening.You were on the way to a cafe with a bunch of friends from neighbourhood.They dragged you along with them (you have just now went there alone and returned home,ofc you didn't tell them about that).As you passed by the library near cafe,you saw Zayne standing outside it.You immediately excused yourself telling them you had an important meeting and approached zayne in relief.Zayne watched everything you did from a distance and as you tagged along with him into the library,he inquired "You seemed like you were going to enjoy with them.Why did you leave them?". You shrugged wondering what to say as you picked a book from the shelf."I'm sorry for using you as an excuse...Well,I can obviously go with them anytime,but now I wish to have my own 'me' time",MC said smiling."You don't have to apologise but... you don't mind me being there during your 'me time?'",he asked out of curious.She nodded and replied that it was totally fine and his heart was filled with a feeling he couldn't describe.While they were reading,she kept whispering to him about one of her favourite books she read and loved.And at one point the whisper was too loud for others that they both were almost kicked out of the library.

Xavier

The duty for that day was over and as you stroll in the nearby park ,you find Xavier there.He looked exhausted as much as you did,but a wave of joy washed over you after seeing him.He did have the same expression after seeing you .You and Xavier walk side by side as they talk about their day's happenings and other random things.At one point, Xavier stopped talking and kept looking and listening to you.You notice it a little later and asked,"Wait,why am I the only one talking.Are you bored?".Xavier shook his head "No no, I'm just admiring you",he blurted it out without thinking twice.(admire how you talk nonstop only to him). "What?" "What?"

Rafayel

Rafayel was caught up in one of the most annoying parties (according to him atleast) and didn't know how to escape from there.It is not that easy to escape since his aunt asked him to be there for sure.He lazily scrutinized the room once again with his whiskey and he spotted a familiar face.He stepped towards a crowd and stood a bit away from them,enough to look at all of them. And he was right,it was indeed you among that crowd.He didn't know you loved parties,you never mentioned it.As he watched you,he noticed how the way you talked were limited compared to how you chat with him all the time.Suddenly he locked eyes with you and he quickly turned away.Then,he looked secretly back at that crowd but didn't find you there.Before he could look for you,you stood right behind him and tapped his shoulder.He turned to look at you and you got the glass of whiskey from him and drank it."I thought you loved parties a second ago,I guess you also hate parties like me",he said.You finish the last sip of whiskey and respond,"Mmh,Hate is a strong word.But you could say I'm not that good with people." "Oh,but what about me? I agree that you ran away from me initially when I talked,but how come you don't run away these days?",he asked."Maybe because you are a fish?",MC said grinning.Before he could argue and whine,he saw your outstretched hand."I know you're here in this party out of your will.Shall we go somewhere else?",you ask tilting her head.Rafayel chuckled and took your hand kissing the back of your palm saying,"You mean,run away together? Sure my lady",he overexaggerated and you shook your head smiling along with him ."Let's go,your majesty".

A/N: I won't take any other requests at the moment,sorry but maybe in the future not for sure .Thank you so much for reading and the support,take care :) ❤️

[sergeantbarnessdoll]

Girlie,

I keep getting beefy!bucky feed on my homepage 😫😫😫.

And I suddenly pictured you and Bucky sharing an apartment, with Alpine ofc 😌😌.

And you suddenly have cuteness aggression towards the little furball, and beefy!bucky just stands there like 🧍🏻‍♂️, “me want attention too.”

But you’re too busy cuddling the shit out of Alpine, you didn’t hear what he said.

So he comes closer and takes the cat out of your hands and grabs your wrists, before backing you up to a wall and holding your arms above your head 🤭🤭🤭😌😌😌.

I feel like Bucky would be jealous that his own cat is taking his doll’s attention from him. He’d playfully glare at Alpine and say something like “She was mine first, you little fur ball.”

Ok so imagine this… you’re minding your own business and giving Alpine lovings. Bucky walks in the room at the same time you’re talking to Alpine in a baby voice like “You’re the cutest little kitty in the world, aren’t you? Yes you are!” and making overexaggerated coos at her. Bucky is off to the side playfully glaring at his own cat and can’t help but feel jealous. He knows getting jealous of a small animal is ridiculous, but he just wants your attention so Bucky picks up Alpine and gently puts her on her cat tree that’s by the window. Then he goes back to you, pulls you up from the couch and pins you against a nearby wall with his metal hand holding your arms above your head and looking deep in your eyes and says “I should punish you for not giving me attention today.” and you’re just a puddle in his hands at this point.

I need to calm down before this goes any further🥵 beefy Bucky does things to me😩

[spooki-ghoztzz]

Hello first I really liked the other request thank you very much 🌹

If you can ask more than once, could you get doe's reaction when the reader tells him a little irritated to stop showering him with affection for once? It's not that I hate him, it's just a bit stressful for him that he wants to be glued to him all the time.

female reader or gn

Would it be stressful for you that a person wants to be on top of you almost all the time? I say it is not so bad that someone wants to give you affection but when it exceeds it is a little stressful? irritating?tired? I'm just not used to so much affection 🌹

( ofc dear! i'm glad you liked my last request plus it was fun to write,and you can request as many times as you'd like!! )

listen,doe is somewhat understanding but he'd get upset over you suddenly snapping(I overexaggerate that,tbh doe would say you snapped at him)at him over the 24/7 affection that he gives you even if you're trying to sleep. i bet for anyone it would be stressful for someone to be at your hip but to the point where they follow you to work,not letting you shower alone..it would be very stressful mainly if you aren't used to your partner showing so much affection to you.

but doe can't help it. it's his only way to show he cares for you,how he made himself and the first time he saw you something in his brain clicked that he HAD to show you so much love that it would smother you. even if he's upset he'd try his best to back off when it comes to smothering you with love and praise,his "I love love love love you!"s and plenty of other things he enjoys saying. this also means cutting off a lot of the 24/7 manipulation of the world around you just so you're comfortable. he'd try his hardest to please you and make you happy..as long as you don't leave him is all that goes through his head.

[jam-thejuicebox]

Requested by my sister

This is just a quick doodle, not my best work but it exists ig

Nell is short as hell. Maybe not THAT short in comparison to Narinder, that was an overexaggeration but yknow.

Also I forgot to draw the red crown in the original drawing of Nell like this so idk where it went but sure

In any case, yes Nell can do that on command but not for a while after becoming a God

My reasoning being all the bishops can change from normal to whatever the fuck so yk

Looking specifically at nari cuz fucking giant cat monster passed the crown down to them ofc. Yeah .

[yarart4ever]

yall please be warned of @Tigresslover7 ...

because can we talk about this one yall.

so recently, I made a fanfiction on my ff.net account (idk why it doesn't show on the front feed but if you wanna find it it's here as well as on my account) called Scandalous. a semi-wholesome, semi-steamy TiPo fanfic for me to indulge in. which yk, it's normal. it's okay to self indulge.

but there is a fucking limit.

if yall don't know, Tigresslover is a small creator on tumblr (and apparently now on fanfiction) who's main theme is to... you guessed it... basically be in love with Tigress from kfp.

now on it's own, there's nothing wrong with that, and ofc I wouldn't be talking badly about a small account who just simply liked a fictional character, I'm a small account that fangirls over fictional characters all the time, it's chill, we all do that.

but not at the fucking expanse of other people.

like if you look at this person's account alone, obviously they praise the Tigress art when reblogging it, which is appreciated for other small artists in the kfp fandom.

but there are times where this person would just see a TiPo fanart, take it, crop out Po, leave a caption about how beautiful Tigress is and just post it on their own account. no credit. nothing.

they literally morph other people's art, even little prompts people make (my art and my prompts included) and morph it to fit their own little picture.

I decided not to say anything about it and just move on at first. there were times where Tigresslover would reblog a prompt I make with their own prompt, writing it word for word, and just cropping out Po. basically stealing my prompt.

which, again, I did not say anything about, despite my discomfort of them basically stealing my idea. but I didn't see it as anything worth being upset about as, yk, fair, my own prompts were inspired (keyword: INSPIRED.) by other mainstream sources. so I let it go without causing flames. instead, I settled my discomfort by simply blocking them just so they won't copy my work.

and you won't fucking believe what happened next.

if you think I am bluffing on the copying before hand, I understand that. but please, I beg you to read my work that I linked above, with THIS recent work that came on fanfiction.net not too long ago. in fact posted literal DAYS after I posted my work. just look at them side by side. and see for yourself the true evidence.

oh. my. fucking. god.

when I tell you I am not overexaggerating when they copied my one-shot almost word for word-

literally the only change they caused to this fic is- you guessed it- taking Po out of the picture and inserting THEIR character in it.

I can understand if they were simply inspired by my work, fanfiction is so expansive and limitless, but there are bound to be some similarities within some works, I'm obviously not the first person who thought of this scenario as in fact I took inspiration of the plot in my story from a few saucy animatics I saw on instagram, but there is a HUGE difference between being inspired by something and just blatantly copying and morphing someone else's hardwork to fit a personal view.

so anyways, I flamed them in the reviews, and bc fanfiction.net is lagging with updates and has always done so, I am going to wait until it updates well enough so that I can report them for stealing.

the reason I bring this to yall's attention (if you're still reading which if you are, thank you for sticking around) is bc I know for a fact that I'm not the first and only person they have copied, I believe I even recognised rewritten and stolen work from fellow TiPo prompt accounts, and ofc I have seen them take many iconic TiPo artists in this fandom, crop out a good portion of it just to fixate on Tigress, etc. the only problem is that I'm probably not going to be the last they steal from, which is not good at all.

you may think I'm blowing this out of proportion, but I see great value in literature and art. I love seeing the effort, time and care fanartists and fanfic writers being poured into their works, and when someone takes their work, copies it and morphes it without even bothering to give credit, it's them just showing they're diminishing that time, effort and care. and that's not okay.

do with this information what you will, if you wanna block, report for stealing, or just go about your day as it doesn't affect you, I understand your actions either way. but I am personally going to report them. bc no one deserves to have their work diminished and stolen for someone else's personal views.

[inovantyyy]

beyblade metal fight headcanons i came up with 3 AM

Ryuga is a boomer. I have no logical reasoning for this, he just is. Kenta made fun of him a sum total of one time and he somehow has lived to tell the tale.

Outside of Beyblade, Gingka and Kyoya actually consider each other best friends. They overexaggerate their rivalry because they're both nerds but off the stadium they go to McDonalds and make fun of each other. How else do you explain that secret fist bump when Kyoya went to go fight Ryuga, like,,,,you're telling me they AREN'T friends???

Kenta has subconsciously been influenced by Ryuga's snark. He's mostly the same with his energetic, supportive self but piss him off and you will have a very Ryuga-esque remark about how you're an ugly basement dweller. Gingka is confused, Benkei and Madoka are scared but Kyoya thinks it's absolutely hilarious.

Madoka might not be a blader but she took martial arts as a kid so she could literally just beat the shit out of someone messing with her. Like some Beyblade gang could try and mug her and they'd go "lET iT RIp" and then she just steps on their beys and kicks their asses, unfazed. She could have KILLED Rago but she didn't want to steal Gingka's thunder.

The Legendary Bladers have a group chat after the whole nemesis fiasco to keep in touch (Ryuga lives AU). Dynamis is a boomer, Aguma and Ryuga leave everyone on read (except in Ryuga's case, he's also a boomer and doesn't know how to text so he just doesn't), Kenta's too busy to text bc he's teaching Ryuga how to use a phone, Kyoya's being extra as always and trying to start a fight, Gingka sends outdated 2017 memes, King sends cultured memes, Chris is regretting sharing his number to these dorks, everyone is trying their hardest not to cuss because Tithi is right there and Yuki is just staring at his phone like, "this is fine 😀"

During their travels Kenta couldn't help but ramble about a variety of different things about himself and his life and while he thought he was talking to a wall with how Ryuga was seemingly ignoring him, the dragon emperor listened to every word but would rather choke than admit that to ANYONE. Kenta included.

The Dark Nebula stole Ryuga from his real family before indoctrinating him to be the strongest Blader. Ryuto and Ryuga are unaware of each other's existence.

After the whole Fausttm incident, because Toby kept his white hair Masamune and Zeo made a lot of grandpa jokes at his expense (not to hurt him ofc but to just make Toby feel normal about it and that no one's too uncomfortable to joke about it). Toby takes it in stride and even plays along. ("Oh my god Toby, hurry up old hag!" "How DARE you treat your senior citizens this way? You youngens have it too easy nowadays!")

Kyoya needed glasses this whole time but because his ass is all like "Ugh I dont NEED glasses. My vision is perfect you DICKS." he never got them. Madoka and Gingka noticed one day and took him to an optometrist and beat some sense into him. "how the fuck are you gonna Beyblade if you can't even SEE where Leone is you dumb bitch" so he relents. He tries to ask for contacts but by an unfortunate stroke of bad luck, he's apparently very VERY sensitive to them so glasses are the only option. To look cool he does that thing where he holds them in his mouth but no one buys it and calls him out for being a huge dork.

Kyoya doesn't LIKE kids but unfortunately he is a child magnet. def supported by his "i'm destined to be followed by brats forever" comment. but he does end up warming up to Tithi even after the whole "Yo-Yo" thing. He made a crayon drawing of Kyoya and he pretended to hate it, but actually has it framed.

Reiji quits Beyblade for a bit, realising that he just can't find enjoyment in it without associating victory to his worth, but does end up coming back after Kenta convinces him that it can be fun and there is a lot more to it than just winning.

Nile and Masamune are best friends even more so than Nile and Kyoya idc i said so. I personally believe this because sometimes similar personalities don't necessarily make you closer to another person. Don't get me wrong Kyoya and Nile are still very VERY good friends but if Nile had to choose someone to go like idk ice skating with it'd be Masamune. Nile is calm, cool, collected while Masamune is an extra bitch. They both bring something out of each other that no one else can.

The fortune teller jokes Kyoya makes towards Dynamis never stops and one day this man has enough and is like "You know fucking what let me read your palm" and Kyoya's like "lmfao bet" and Dynamis inspects it thoroughly, he furrows his eyebrows and then looks up with Kyoya with intense seriousness and says, "Your destiny is sealed, my friend. You're going to die a very painful (and embarrassing) death soon." Kyoya, poor guy, stares at him with shock and is all like "STFU URE MESSING WITH ME" Dynamis just shrugs and walks off saying, "Let's just say, look both ways before crossing the road in future." and Kyoya, with the logic that Dynamis has predicted the future before, believes it whole heartedly and is freaking the fuck out. Kyoya now is adamant on always looking both ways before crossing the street now. every time Benkei is like "Bro there aren't any cars we can just go" Kyoya looks at Benkei like he just insulted his grandma and goes "NO. ROAD SAFETY LAWS ARE THERE FOR A REASON. I NOW KNOW THIS."

Mei Mei and Chao Xin are literally dumb and dumber best relationship in this show hands down. Like they're both so STUPID i love them so so so much.

Benkei and Gingka are Swifties. I have no explanation for this. I just know they are.

Aguma is actually a really goofy guy if you're really close to him. Bao just always knew Aguma was just a dork which is why he's never afraid of him.

Gingka gave Kyoya a lion plush as a gag birthday gift but jokes on him bc Kyoya actually loved it LMFAO. Now they have this unspoken tradition of giving each other gag birthday gifts bc these dumbasses just really like messing with each other.

Shoutout to the ten people still in this fandom and enjoy this meal <3

[splittersplatter]

Hmmmm

Imma throw in random numbers and see what I get XD

18, 20, 6, 49

THANKS SOSOSOSOSISOSO MUCH FOR THE ASK FHSBDJSB

6. How do they make up/apologize after an argument?

Hmm let's see well. I think they'd argue like an old married couple, being about things like if the sun is yellow or orange that kinda bs(it's yellow guys) . So ofc those don't need apologizing but for the real fights, I'd think one of them would initiate the talking after each of them simmer down from their anger no matter how much time it takes. Likely Army bc Alohas kinda giving holding nonsensical grudges until he realizes that stuffs worthless

18. How do they care for each other when one of them is wounded/sick?

OH MY GOD YALL

So for Aloha: Army is an actual babysitter. He checks alohas temperature practically every five seconds and cooks some warm soup for him, making sure hes resting cuz the guy could do anything at any given moment. Army turns away for one second and suddenly there's confetti and glitter all over the room

Army: ok first of all Aloha can't make soup. Probably mixes up salt and sugar on the regular. However I'd say he's fairly good at making sure army gets the rest he needs, making sure he doesn't overwork himself and stuff, and just keeping him company

20. How do they comfort each other when one of them is upset? Is this method effective?

I think in either of their personalities, they help each other see the rational side of things-- it's really easy for either of them to overexaggerate worries or events, so most of the time some reassuring words and perspective from the other would subdue it to a fine degree

This is mostly based on a headcanon of mine that army's a gigantic worrywart but that's ok

49. Do they keep secrets from each other?

Oooh we're sticking our pickaxes deeper in the cavern huh

Well if you look at it from the octoling army hc perspective..i suppose so but only for a while. Like he revealed himself and Aloha was chill about it

But otherwise I don't think so. Alohas probably the biggest open book ever and is the biggest gossip. I bet his own secrets occasionally slip through

But if not...I wonder the angst potential of that👁️👁️

Army just seems like the honesty valuing type--he doesnt mind if Aloha reads his manuals and he doesn't care about leaving his cell phone out on the table, knowing aloha wouldn't do anything threatening with it

If they kept any secrets it'd likely be surprise parties from Alohas side lol

AGAIN THANKS SO MUCH FOR THE ASK I NERDED SO HARD ON IT‼️‼️

[youwerealwaysmysecret]

CHOT Two Truths And a Lie 💀

MY GOD YALL CC DID A TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE ON INSTAGRAMMMM 

1) a head of an institute is going to be killed 

2) belial is going to fly around on a talking bird 

3) a main character is going to die and be reborn as a vampire

- shes so good at fucking with us bc shes 100% seen the theories of matthew turning into a vampire AND IF HE DOES TURN WOULD SHE SPOIL ITTT... to throw us off? now these theories dont seem as far fetched, but that's such a confusing and open ended ending bc then hes immortal?? 😩 ig he’ll might show up in TWP 

- i literally do not care about any of the institute heads (except wessa ofc), but its specific enough to make you question it 🤷 its probably the Paris head or another English head, maybe as a plot scheme to get the adults out of town (bc they would have to go take care of it)

- and its kinda reasonable that belial is flying around on a bird?? she’s probably overexaggerating so it seems ridiculous and more like a lie?? to throw us off 😔 but its also rly odd-

HELP IM LITERALLY GOING IN CIRCLES WHY DID SHE DO THIS TO US

@weewoolesbian @rinadragomir

[beechersnope]

can we get any snippets of ch3 of welcome to my island? that fic is my roman empire aka im always thinking about it

yes ofc! it's definitely not abandoned but i think trying to finish this chapter before i move is futile, so i'm going to try my best to do some solid work on it once i settle into my new place

but for now here are some bits & pieces

***

“We should probably just shower together, right?” Max suggests once they walk in. George stops at the end of the bed, but she continues, only pausing once she’s reached the doorway to the bathroom. “I mean, we’re both wearing swimsuits, so. It just seems practical, don’t you think?”

George can only muster up a nod in response.

And it isn’t exactly sexy, standing back-to-back in an overly large shower still dressed in their swimsuits as they rinse all the saltwater from their bodies. But George feels Max’s presence like Jupiter’s gravity pressing down on him, nevertheless.

***

Carlos rolls a five next. “Give a random player a lap dance,” he announces with a somber frown, followed by even more overexaggerated complaints from some of the other boys.

Pretty much the same ones that had been vocally disappointed by the result of Isabel’s turn, but that doesn’t come as a surprise to George, who had seen the same group react similarly last year. It doesn’t bother him either, since they’re all friends and everything is done in good fun, but he finds himself glancing over at Max to see if it bothers her, only to be met with a perfectly blank poker face as she watches Carlos roll a twenty.

“Oh,” Charles announces with ruddy cheeks. “That’s me.”

Pierre, Esteban, and Lando all start laughing uproariously as Carlos gets up and Charles moves a chair into the middle.

“Make it real sexy, Carlos,” Esteban calls out to him.

“Oh, the Ferrari fangirls would love to see this,” Pierre adds, both of them clearly trying to get a rise out of the other two.

Charles flips them off as he takes a seat, legs spread enough to make his lap a comfortable width for Carlos to straddle him.

“Is the timer started yet?” Carlos asks Daniel as he scoots into place.

“No, one second, I’m getting the music.”

“What music?”

“Mmm, ready set go,” Daniel replies quickly. Smooth Operator immediately starts to play over the Bluetooth speakers, and Carlos immediately hops off of Charles’s lap.

“Oh, come on, man,” Carlos complains as everyone else tries to stifle giggles, the song still blaring overhead.

“Clock’s ticking,” Daniel tells him with a wave of his phone, the stopwatch on the screen showing the passing seconds. “You can always take a shot and pay up if you want to forfeit.”

Carlos tosses Daniel a death-glare before perching himself on Charles’s lap again and half-heartedly grinding down on him, the dulcet tones of Daniel and Lando joining in with the song as Charles tries valiantly not to laugh in Carlos’s face.

***

Esteban rolls a three. He’s far enough from them that George has to whisper the words ‘Assume the Position’ into Max’s ear since she can’t see the words scrawled on top of the green deck of cards from where she’s sitting. Just saying it aloud makes his skin prickle.

“What does that mean?” Max asks.

“Basically, just pretending to do whatever’s on the card,” George explains as Esteban rolls a fifteen; Daniel. “Well, if both players are already naked then it’s not pretend anymore, but—”

Esteban draws his card. “Froggy style,” he announces with an exaggerated pout.

“I get to top,” Daniel calls out.

“It is not like calling shotgun,” Esteban argues. “It’s my turn, I should get to be the top.”

“Well, I have seniority, so—”

“Daniel, man, you helped make the rules,” Lewis calmly interjects. “Roller gets to pick the positions.”

“Fine, fine,” Daniel says with a sigh. “I guess I’ll bottom, then.”

George watches as Max watches Daniel pretending to get fucked by Esteban, her mouth pulling into a slight half-smile as Daniel really hams it up, exaggeratedly moaning and shoving his hips back into Esteban’s crotch as Esteban crouches over him with his hands on Daniel’s waist. In the end, it’s Esteban who walks away the loser, hissing in pain as Daniel’s ass hits him square in the balls just before the thirty seconds are up.

“It’s a shame, that was one of my favorites,” Daniel says mournfully as he sets the card in the discard pile before returning to the circle.

“You say that about all of them,” Barbara points out.

Daniel shrugs. “Who says you can’t have more than one favorite?”

***

Unfortunately, Lando doesn’t manage to get a card that has anything to do with either stripping or drinking, instead rolling a five and pulling a card from the ‘Show Off’ deck. “Pick a body part you think is your best feature, then a random player is chosen who must kiss that body part.” Lando shrugs, his expression perfectly nonchalant. “I mean, obviously I’m gonna say cock,” he says as he tosses the discard into the pile with the others.

“Ooh, a gamble,” Daniel mocks in a low voice. “Will it pay off?”

Lando rolls a seven. Lewis gives a little wave of acknowledgment from the other side of the circle.

“Guess not,” Daniel says with a laugh. “Better luck next time, mate.”

Lewis just shakes his head and moves to kneel in front of Lando in the middle of the room. “How much effort am I meant to be putting into this ‘kiss’?” Lewis asks.

“Well, it better be more than just a peck,” Daniel chides. “The category is called ‘Show Off’, after all.”

Lewis doesn’t reply as he reaches up to pull the fabric of Lando’s swim trunks taut before opening his mouth to breathe hotly over Lando’s crotch, tracing the outline of Lando’s semi with his tongue through the waterproof material.

Lando hisses at the first actual contact. He reaches out instinctively to grab Lewis’s head but thinks better of it at the very last moment, instead bringing his hand up to his mouth and biting down between his thumb and forefinger instead.

After a few more seconds, Lewis pulls away and gets to his feet. “Satisfied?” he asks, directing the question at Daniel.

“Lando isn’t,” Daniel replies with a smirk. It earns him a nasty look from Lando as he rejoins the circle, his hand cupping his erection through his shorts self-soothingly, but Daniel doesn’t seem to notice.

***

Daniel saunters over to her with his phone out, still grinning. “Say, ‘oh fuck, oh fuck, I’m coming’,” he jokes.

“Oh fuck, oh fuck, I’m coming,” Max repeats tonelessly, her expression still blank. It gets a laugh out of everyone, even Daniel, who usually hates being one-upped during one of his bits. She waits a beat, then tells Daniel, “Give me a second to concentrate.”

George watches as Max closes her eyes. It doesn’t take long for her face to change. The minute shifts in her expression closely resemble George’s memory of her in the hot tub—so closely, in fact, that he can’t help but wonder if she’s actually making herself come right there in front of everyone, without any stimulation at all.

Even Daniel seems impressed when he snaps the picture of her face, proudly walking around the circle to show everyone the result as Max calmly levels out her breathing again.

George waits until Daniel is well out of earshot before leaning over to whisper in her ear. “Did you actually come just then?” It’s technically against the rules, but George certainly doesn’t have any intention of ratting her out.

“A lady never tells,” Max says simply before drawing back again with a slight smile playing at the corners of her lips.

[artfightdramaconfessions]

gonna be real with the other anon: im pretty sure most anons KNOW it's unrealistic. but the point of this blog is to vent frustrations so they can get over it faster and give the owners a chance 👍 ofc vent asks are gonna be overexaggerated and childish, most people got fucking scammed out of their money. They have every right to be mad at first. It's only been a few hours since the announcement, u should expect most vents to be unrealistic initial reactions 😒

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[lesbianazuna]

"season 1 is entirely driven by mike's love for will" it was driven by EVERYONES love for Will. ALL of Will's friends were eager to find him and just as excited to see him alive. If anything it was driven the most by his own mother who actually put in all the effort.

im in no way trying to say that s1 Lucas and Dustin are worse friends than Mike or care about Will less than Mike but s1 (and s2) is very much about Will and Mike and their friendship. in s1, the whole friend group tries to find Will, but it's instigated and mainly led by Mike (i know now st has an ensemble cast, but it can very much be argued that Eleven and Mike are the main characters in s1) a lot of the kids' storyline is from Mike's pov: they spend a lot of time in Mike's house, Mike and Eleven get together bc they're the male and female leads and (of the kids) Mike's upset over Will being missing is shown the most (when Will's body is found in the lake, all the kids are upset but we're shown Mike going home to cry). I know in my post i only mentioned s1 but again s2 is all about Mike and Will's friendship: when Will is "sick" Mike's the one who checks on him, Mike stays with him to make sure he's okay, Mike comforts him, we get a backstory to how Will and Mike met (something we don't get between any other party members) and we're told time and time again that, out of all the kids, Will and Mike have a special bond (the party is a close friend group but Will and Mike are each others best friends). Like i said, im by no means saying Lucas and Dustin don't love Will but s1+2 go out of their way to show that Will and Mike are especially close and because of a mix of that and Mike having a bigger role in s1, the search for Will in s1 is predominantly lead by Mike.

like, i rlly don't care if u don't ship byler, but refusing to acknowledge that Will and Mike are closer than the rest of the kids is just a straight up incorrect reading of the show.

also, again, i know that Joyce is important in s1 and i know she loves Will and spends a lot of time looking for him, but that post was abt Will and Mike's friendship (which Joyce has very little to do with esp in s1) so ofc i wouldn't mention her? again, im not saying Mike cares about Will more than Joyce does, im just saying that Will and Mike's friendship is a very big part of s1. like, ofc i was overexaggerating slightly? i know there's more to s1 of stranger things than "will and mike are friends" but it's one of the most important things

[twinknote]

top 5 favorite tropes (tv/books/fics/etc) or, alternatively top 5 least favorite tropes

oooh ok this is a good one. honestly i’m gonna do least fav tropes bc i’m a hater. and i’m specifically thinking abt anime here but these go for most things

1. the goodest guy alive vs the worst guy alive. hate it. overdone. overexaggerated. uncreative. have some Nuance. do better

2. the strongest/most skilled guy alive. no one can stop him, he is too powerful. like calm tf down, being the best in the world at something doesn't even exist and everyone has Some kind of weakness. and then ofc some teenager comes along and beats them. pathetic

3. race against time. overdone and boring. oh no we have 12 hours before this bomb goes off. oh no we have 72 hours before the entire world collapses. yes i'm looking at you BSD. stop doing that

4. horrible sexual tropes. oh no i saw someone naked and now i have a nosebleed. oh no i fell directly into your titties and then Stayed there and didn't move away. oh no a female character is completely naked by accident. shut the fuck up

5. interrupted/unheard confessions. EVIL. this one just annoys tf outta me. extremely significant conversation interrupted by fireworks. love confession unheard by crush and then character is like "nvm it was stupid." STOP doing this i hate it

ask me my top 5 anything

[teawithvanya]

So should lesbians fuck a man or adopt? You seem fine with the law allowing them to have children outside of the natural way. Obviously, the idea that gay shouldn't be allowed to have "access to a woman" is just you trying to reword your homophobia in a woke feminist way. They aren't forcefully inseminating women or anything. They didn't even say they were going to use a surrogate. However, even if they were certainly, they would have found a woman willing to do so, and it wouldn't be "oppression." You tehms are the most braindead, dickless losers lacking in all self respect. The idea that any man, let alone gay men, are somehow trying to "use" women because they want kids that they are related to is crazy. If you don't want kids maybe YOU should not be apart of the conversation but to purposely join a conversation you feel you have no right to be apart of just to drag down people for having a simple desire is crazy and is very clear that you're just a homophobe. I knew it was clear when you tehms start overexaggerating the trans stuff to align with radfems and conservatives and other right wingers, but this is so obviously just your own homophobia rearing it's head. Ofc the idea that there's a conversation gay men shouldn't be apart of is blantly evil and homophobic and I wouldn't even say that to you even with you not wanting kids but to say that gay men don't have a right to a conversation over their own lives with women that are willing to be a surrogate means you do think people that aren't involved should be apart of the conversation as long as they are people who discriminate against gay men and hate them and want to malign them for very natural desires.

Girl...😂 I appreciate your dedication to the discourse for typing all that out but I don't really care... I said what I fucking said about gay men & our inability to have biological children, and you going off & off about it, and calling me a "homophobe" & "one of those TEHMs" isn't going to sway my opinion. If a woman consents to renting her uterus out to a gay male couple to have their child, all the power to her. Hopefully they compensate her a hundredfold.

There are so many different facets & nuances of this conversation that exist, so honestly, since you care so much about lesbians & straight women's pregnancies, go ask a lesbian or straight woman how SHE feels about this. Or even, ask a cishet man, 'cause somebody's gotta be the daddy & it ain't me. I totally concede!!

YOU came into MY inbox (twice already) telling me how I should feel, so perhaps block me if you don't like what I have to say? You won't be the first, nor will you be the last... our society really does loathe a confident, effeminate gay man with strong opinions, doesn't it😉