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Matilda: What the heck was all that about back there?
Ivan: Eh?
Matilda: You were clearly flirting with that woman.
Ivan: I fuckin’ wasn’t!
Matilda: You totally were! C’mon, I know your game.
[Ivan nudged Tilda irritably, causing her to stumble; still, she couldn’t help but cackle]
Ivan: Shut it-.. it wasn’t on purpose; I was just bein’ friendly!
Matilda: Uh-huh, of course.. trouble in paradise?
Ivan: Kinda.
Matilda: Oh god, don’t start asking for advice.
Ivan: Why not?
Matilda: ‘Cause my love life is a steaming cesspit of garbage.
Ivan: It shouldn’t be.
Matilda: What?
Ivan: Y’might not think so, but y’give good advice, Tills.
Matilda: Giving advice is way easier than following it though.
Pixie: Mama, look!
Matilda: Ohh-.. nice.
[Matilda shuddered as soon as Pixie skipped off again, dropping the beetle she’d been gifted so lovingly]
Matilda: Eugh.
Ivan: [laughs] Blame Bruno for the bug obsession.
Matilda: Hm.. you’ve tried talking instead of yelling, right?
Ivan: Yes.
Matilda: Wow, impressive.
Ivan: He said he was bored.
Matilda: Oh-.. of you?
Ivan: He said he ain’t, but it’s the same thing.
Matilda: Nah, he probably just means-…
[Ivan grumbled, shoulders drooping like a sullen teenager]
Ivan: I don’t wanna talk about it no more.
Matilda: Guess I’ll keep my stellar advice to myself.
Ivan: Maybe y’oughta use it on yourself instead.
Matilda: Ha-ha.
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No one:
First: Hey, did you know that I will be the one flirting with Khaotung this time?? 😏😌
(inspired by this post and many others)
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Fuck you @/rainbow-wolf120 anyways hello Rayman fandom🧍.
Every time I draw my line art style just gets more and more complicated💀😭.
Guess who gained a new interest to stick on the wall?? That's right! Me~~~~!
So, I have this very unhealthy habit of choosing favorites that never get fanart ever. In this case, Goth Teensy (my pookie💖) and Romeo.
Some info and progress photos under cut:
My sibling indoctrinated me into this fandom, and I should have seen all the signs but my fixation on GT rn is too much for my ape brain to see though. (First a fanfic about GT that is eerily characterized close to me, then forcing me to endure CLH twice (it's not that bad), then being nice to me while playing Origins, then being there while I played Rayman 3, then wrote a story about GT together that's in the works lol).
Anyways, I have a sort-of interpretive version of the tennsys lol. They remind me of Moomins, so I gave them tails lol. Also, the amount of "nightmare" magic a teensy uses determines hair growth and fluffiness.
Since this is based in our AU origins story where Goth Teensy turned into a nightmare during his formative years, he's a purple fluffy teensy. Romeo is a regular nightmare magic user (Livid Dead resident), so he's fluffier than the average teensy and is able to maintain a head of hair lol.
(Ales fits in this too, but he can't keep his hair cuz his magic is super weak and embarrassing L Bozo.)
Romeo is Goth's babysitter-sorta-found-family-adoptive-brother. When Goth isn't in the lower levels of the Livid Dead (where all the nightmares are), he's with Romeo doing gardenwork, learning about the Glade, or just practicing his magic with someone who can coach him properly. They both listen to rock a lot too.
Have a nice day jahombres.
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Aftg twt drama ? jortenthusiasst must put in her opinion immediately !!
So on the dating chart thing made by an artist on twt.... and the drama that's apparently around it ?
I personally, do not like ships that mess w andreil, I'm an andreil only gal. Idrc abt the others 💀 and that's okay ! I may disagree w someone (and belive I'm right and they're wrong even) but I won't harass them over it ! This fandom has gone down so fast.
How are you gonna say someone u don't know is weird or disgusting for a ship ?? 😭💀🙏 scroll past it or block them, it's very easy to do with today's technology !!
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So a lust ring demon (?) can easily have a better relationship with a silly clown and love him no matter what, even if he's ugly af ???? Meanwhile a prince of hell be going through wattpad shit with some mf he only met once like 25 years ago. And they still wanna say Stolitz is cute 💀
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peple who say testosterone is linked to higher aggression and more antisocial traits n shit as evidence 4 men and women being fundamentallt different Don’t understand the effects of being raised as a male vs female (in the most stereotypical of senses). like confidence and aggression are encouraged ad enabled respectively in amab kids “boys will be boys”, etc. and early exposure to media that tells them what i means to “be a man” , be a fighter, don’t talk about your emotions, you are meant to the leader. And with afab people, you’re raised to be considerate. be soft. be agreeable, put others needs above your own, you are there to help. sit like a lady. eat like a lady. Toys marktted to you like baby dolls, play kitchens, etc. Being direct is being rude. if you try to lead, you are bossy. Even if it’s never explicitly stated, shit like that can be picked up, kids are intelligent, they are very perceptive, and like No wonder we can observe differences in our brains at a chemical level, this shit is literally altering our minds.our behaviors are so heavily informed by our experiences in youth. i hate this divide.
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considering you are friend wtih that artist that makes black ocs instead of white in accurarte way no wonder you ugly online too
Dude who tf are u 💀 I’m wheezing nah man
Idk if u srsly trying to start beef with me or ur just trolling me
Look I’m not going to argue through anon asks so if u want to talk to me, take it to the dms 😐
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