#bitch plz 💀

[playcraze]

So a lust ring demon (?) can easily have a better relationship with a silly clown and love him no matter what, even if he's ugly af ???? Meanwhile a prince of hell be going through wattpad shit with some mf he only met once like 25 years ago. And they still wanna say Stolitz is cute 💀

[devildomditzy]

I dunno how to tell you guys this but…

My current boyfriend is jealous of mammon 💀

[bigcats-birds-and-books]

CRYING SCREAMING THROWING STATIONARY THE CURSE OF BEING A DISCOVERY WRITER WHEN YOU'VE GOT SOME BUT NOT ALL OF YOUR SHIT FIGURED OUT!!!!

[heartshapedcreaturefromcriptoon]

Okay, right, so after taking in some very interesting inventory of the reblog notes that are full of a bunch of literal almost 20-30something adult virgins complaining about the perfect, beautiful, open ending of a disney cartoon for tweenagers that went off the air 5 years ago, that y'all were never intended to be the target audience for in the first place... I hope that beautiful wife, mother, and breast cancer survivor Daron Nefcy never does make another installment to her already perfectly wrapped up series just to piss all of the ungrateful anicels in her audience off more after saying she could do it, since she could change her mind too since y'all didn't deserve her anyway and for the record I love how she explicitly goes out of her way to "call out" y'alls behavior and entitlement as much as she does in interviews and such.

You go Daron Nefcy, owe them nothing!

#it was so funny being one of the few people in the crowd in that panel thinking ''... uh. how about we Not do that'' -To @lizardspud who wrote such grossly disrespectful tags in particular... I don't know why you decided to attend the function in person just to pull some petty Mabel Pines Kinnie Bullshit and hate on Nefcy and her work in secret. But um, I want you to know that this is what I would've personally done to your privileged, petty, ungrateful ass to be able to take your place there ...

And the rest of that boring majority opinion just sounds like you've been parroting too many PNGtuber Anicel Channels, girl. Better stop binge watching that unimaginative crap and then bringing your superiority complex to cons thinking you're able hide it from everyone cause that's a you problem. I'm sure Nefcy clocked how smug you felt in that crowd/in person and didn't think you were being cute either.

As for the other incels/femcels/tenderqueers who care Way Too Much about Animation They've Clearly Grown Out Of and wanna start something...

There. Much better.

Daron Nefcy Speaks In Potential "Star Vs. The Forces Of Evil" Revival At Momocon 2025

Star Vs. The Forces Of Evil creator Daron Nefcy is very open to continue the show, this was revealed at Momocon 2025 celebrating the series 10th anniversary

"I always tell Disney that i would do more Star, so telling them actually works" "Disney has been like: The show is still getting attention and im like yeah guys let's do more" - Nefcy

[theyluvlyss]

𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐥...

batman's cape (and any of the other batfam member's capes) are heated/can be microwaved :D.

...yeah, probably not the most original thought. surely someone has come up with this before, and hey, maybe it's even canon - but that doesn't really take away any of the ideas I have, so on we go anyways lmao.

I imagine that you, y/n, reader (lol idk-) is often found all wrapped up in bruce's cape (ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S FRESH OUT OF THE WASH) and he'll be TEARING the manor apart looking for that shit because why would it be anywhere else except in the bat-cave, in his bat-suit vault, right there clipped onto the specific bat-suit he's choosing to wear for whatever mission he's finna go on, just to eventually find you on a couch somewhere above the bat-cave all rolled up like a worm in it with the glow of your phone emitting from underneath the fabric and your little giggles muffled by it because you're probably laughing at memes or something idk.

bruce is definitely the type to think it's silly and lowkey can't even blame you because it do be cold in the mansion, but he also refuses to drop the "I'm so hardcore and a brute and stone cold" act so he's yanking that shit offa' you and you're just BEWILDERED, suddenly exposed to the light and cold like, "😮⁉️🫨⁉️" and before you can even process wtf happened, bruce is already whisking around the corner, gone and out of sight💀.

dick would also think it's silly, but lowkey actually be annoyed, though, and he'd make that KNOWN. like, sure, he'd initially be VERY stressed when he can't find the cape (even though it's not thay big of a deal but for some reason, he just doesn't feel "complete" without it😭) but then he'd see this huge lump all wrapped up in it on a bed in one of the many rooms or something. at first, he'd think it's one of the handful of pets owned and living in the wayne estate, just to peel back the fabric and see YOU.

"...Hi😃..."

"...🙂Why are- Nevermind. You do know that I need this, right?"

"I mean,,, you don't need it, you just-"

*YANK!!*

"NO, WAIT, IT'S COLD!!"

"THEN GET A BLANKET!!"

I'm sorry, but I feel like dick don't play 'bout his cape, and you're just either gonna have to find different ways to sneak it or just leave it tf alone😭✋🏽. but when it's not currently in dire need by him, he'll happily return it to you and smile when you squeal and wrap yourself back up in and under it while it warms up.

BARBARA GETS IT FR. SHE GETS ✨️🩷YOU🩷✨️. but also, she is attached to it in the way dick is, so don't be surprised if and when she needs it, she's taking it from you with zero mercy and under the excuse of, "I'm on duty tonight, I'm not showing up out of uniform lol." and you're just left there like "☹️...". but outside of those times, the both of you can be found very happily and contently under her cape as you watch horror movies or something and rambling about who knows what, a common interest lol.

and I'm pretty sure in some strains/universes or whatever of dc, she ends up becoming oracle because she's paralyzed or some shit, right?? I could totally be wrong, but if I'm not, I feel like in that case, she just GIVES it to you. she makes it a huge deal, too, she acts like she's passing along the magical ashes of a dead ancestor that grants you infinite knowledge and protection or some shit and has a whole speech prepared, just for her to hand you this neatly folded up cloth and you're just like, "...You're giving me your cape😀??" and she's like, "Ya🙂♡." and you can't even be mad because ...

IT'S A HEATED CAPE like idk what else you could want from her like plz✋🏽.

(*casually skips over Tim bc idk enough about him and if I mischaracterized him I'd have to delete this account and then me off of the face of this earth bc I refuse to be that bitch who doesn't know her shit😃*)

jason will see you with his cape, and whether you're awake or asleep, he'll loom over you menacingly until you sense his presence, and then not even give you the chance to give excuses before he's like, "I'm on watch tonight."

you don't dare protest lmao. and he isn't giving it back to you later on. it's one of those things that if you really want it, you gotta go get it. and then expect you won't have it for very long, so whatever you plan on doing with it, you better make the most of it😭✋🏽. that's literally all I can say for him lmao.

DAMIAN (my fave) (^3^)/. I feel like he'd make it seem like SUCH an inconvenience for himself even though he doesn't actually care about the cape itself and if anything, finds it very sweet and endearing that you literally use it as a blanket because "it gets so warm" and "it smells like you" and "it's here when you're gone and I miss you". but, much like his father, he just HAS to keep up the, "I'm so stone cold and no nonsense and eternally vexed" facade, so if you're awake and you have it, he'll just hold out his hand expectingly and - like jason - you don't dare argue because you're just gonna lose🥲.

but if he finds the cape and you're asleep with/under it, he'll actually let you keep it. like, he'll just leave it and either go about his superhero duties without the cape entirely, or he'll just use another one from a different suit. sure, it might possess different capabilities (no pun intended), or he might feel a little... off... without a cape, but he'd rather that than interrupt your comfortable state.

and you'll be so bent up about it when he returns, and you're like, "WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TAKE IT😭💔?!" and he's like, "you were obviously very comfortable, I didn't want to disturb you😐..........🫶🏼."

so um.... yeah, I honeslty dk where all of that came from, but do with this info what you will.

byeeee /ᐠ^ω^マ~ !!

[stall1iion]

champions love - six

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y/n.jpg nice to be back home for the weekend

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logansargeant happy fourth y/n 💀🤣

⤷y/n.jpg Logan! Pull up man

⤷logansargeant am I being invited to the cookout?

⤷y/n.jpg I- 💀🤣sure Logan, just text me 

bsf1 we look so hot omg 😍🥵

⤷y/n.jpg we do 🤭

⤷bsf2 was that even a question? 🤭🤭

lilymhe 😔i miss you wifey  

⤷y/n.jpg i miss you too! Don’t worry I’ll be back next week 🫶🏾

⤷alexalbon um? Wifey? 😐

⤷y/n.jpg call me Mr. Steal your bitch 😋

maxverstappen1 will you bring me back some food? 

⤷y/n.jpg so needy 🙄😂 yeah I’ll bring you a plate but you do know you could just come? 

⤷maxverstappen1 oh- you so right 

username5 happy Fourth of July Y/n! 

username9 omg will we potentially get pictures of Logan finally being around people who care about him? 

⤷username12 💀moot what you being messy for? 

username7 stop this friend group is so hot and for what? 

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y/n.jpg no one told me I would be dealing with two unhinged blondes 😭😞free me 

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bsf2 we are not unhinged 

⤷logansargeant agreed 😁

⤷bsf1 yes you two are 

⤷y/n.jpg you both decided it would be a good idea to climb into a baby swing and got stuck 💀😐

⤷logansargeant that did not happen?? 

⤷y/n.jpg tell that to the fire station that cut you out 💀

username4 omg 🤣he actually pulled up 

maxverstappen1 help is on the way dear!! 

⤷y/n.jpg did you just 😍quote a meme to me 🤭

⤷logansargeant oh good god 💀plz keep this pg 13 there’s kids on here 

⤷y/n.jpg girl…fuck them kids 🤭and fuck you too 🖕🏾

username7 and where’s max? Like how is some guy who can't even drive around my girl alone?

⤷username88 ooo yeah it's giving insecure, good luck to any person you date

username76 are we just going to ignore that Logan and Ashley got stuck in a baby swing 💀

⤷username103 and the fire department had to cut them out 💀

⤷logansargeant yes

⤷bsf2 yes we are

username9 see if I was max i wouldn’t let some guy be all cozy with my girl like that 

⤷username5 friend what are you talking about? What cozying you see bc i see logan getting cozy with Ashley if that’s what you mean 

username2 so um, anyone else getting chemistry from Logan and her best friend??

⤷username10 oh my god yes, thank you, I thought I was the only one 😭

⤷username23 stop 😵i hope not, they lowkey look like siblings 

⤷username55 STOP WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT LMAO??

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y/n.jpg Proud to have introduced the boys to the y/n version of 7/4 🫡happy 7/4 to america 💋

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username7 NOT AMERICAN BUT HAPPY 4TH OF JULY! 

username9 not the max picture cuz ppl was talking shit on the last photo 💀

⤷username2 logan looks like he’s either third wheeling or being babysat 💀😂

username10 HAPPY 7/4

username4 HAPPY 7/4

username33 HAPPY 7/4

username69 HAPPY 7/4

username74 HAPPY 7/4

username99 RAWWWW 🦅HAPPY INDEPENDENCE TO THE BEST COUNTRY 

⤷username98 they gon get you girl but real💀

bsf1 AHHH WE LOOK SO GOOD IN THE LAST PHOTO, W AURAAAAAA

bsf2 WHERE ARE YOU?? WE’RE TRYING TO TAKE A TRIO PIC WITH THE FIREWORKS?? 

⤷bsf1 OH MY GOD TURN AROUND!!! 

⤷username77 WHAT’S GOING ON?? WHAT ARE WE MISSING?? 

⤷username61 SHOW IT TO US PLEASE!! SHOW IT TO US RACHEL! 

caption: look at these lovebirds over here 💀

⤷bsf1 she’s gonna kill you once she sees this 

⤷bsf2 she was the one who kissed him 💀and she can’t even lie and say she was possibly drunk this time 

⤷bsf2 miss “I don’t date drivers” 

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F1lover stop ✋ maybe she’s just busy and will fly in the day of the race

loveuy/n she looks good tho 😭what was she even doing??

lo3vmax maybe she has practice? 

⤷mrssainz yeah but max hasn’t said anything about her not coming yet 

y/nhater I don’t know maybe she finally realized their little pr relationship isn’t working anymore 

winter<3 she looks really hungover, maybe she was waiting before flying so she wouldn’t have to deal with that

→ DUH DUH DUH!!! We have names for our best friends now! 💀(I did not mean for that to happen lol) 

→ If you want, we can vote on the other best friend’s name! Send in a request for names and we can poll!! 

Anyways back to normal programing 

→ Yes the cookout is a reference to a black cookout but you can take that as a normal bbq 

→ Logan x Ashley? 👀we’ll see 

→ Logan is officially a part of the gang yay!!  

→ Yes, Y/N did in fact block Max after the kiss (she left immediately and screamed in her pillow for at least 30 minutes) 

→ Is Y/n going to Silverstone?? I guess we’ll never know…..jk you’ll know in the next chapter mwah 💋

Author’s note! 

I finished this up faster than I thought I would 💀I originally planned to wait till July 4th to actually post this but then I was like…nahhhh next chapter will have the race, max and y/n talking (more denial yay! 😁) I now get why writers love the good old miscommunication, it’s so much fun to write 😈 

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༉‧₊˚  CHAMPIONS LOVE ༉‧₊˚

⤷ Following the messy breakup between Max Verstappen and Kelly Piquet, Max’s manager comes up with a solution to divert the attention – a fake relationship. His new girlfriend? Two time olympic gold medalist figure skater, y/n for the USA team. Easy? Well…

[f14fun]

pixelated love (!simmer x mv1) - chapter 4

synopsis: in which the famous three time world champion max verstappen wants to learn how to play the sims 4. except, he doesn't really know how to. so what does he do, search up a youtube tutorial. low-and-behold, y/n's video is the first he watches.

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yourusername: AYEEEE wedding day in mc! not the type of content that i usually make but here i am getting married to maxie poo in mc! plz pu 😈💐👰🏻‍♀️

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user1: rip all ppl who actual believed that this is an ACTUAL wedding LMAO. the biggest joke that she's ever made she is actually executing 🤣🤣🤣

maxverstsappen1: What are you talking about?

maxverstappen1: This IS a real wedding??

maxverstappen1: Huh? I am lost.

user2: out of EVERYONE playing into the joke i didn't expect max to go full on roleplaying mode 💀

maxverstsappen1: I am not roleplaying ❌🤷🏻‍♂️

user3: BYE HE IS SO UNSERIOUSSS 😭😭

yourusername: CANNOT WAIT TO FINALLY MAKE BOO MY BOOOOOOOO

maxverstappen1: 😘😘

user4: aight y/n the jig is up you can STOP COMMENTING FROM UNDER MAX'S ACCOUNT 😀

yourusername: what are you talking about... 🫠😞🔐

landonorris: I am still baffled how you got this man to do so many things, oml...

yourusername: he luv luv luvsss me cuz of my beautiful smile and amazing smexy humor 🥰😌😇🤭🤭🤭

maxverstappen: Oh, okay! Believe what you want!

user5: HE ATE HER UP I FEAR LMFAO

user6: DAMN SAVAGE MAX 😭😭😭

user7: bro im so glad we r getting unhinged max bc of y/n omgghhh 👺👺🤡

user8: BYE i need to see max in full wedding smexy smexy smexy attire UGH pls y/n i beg of u to PLS make him show up in a tux on streammmm 😇🙏🏻👼🏻🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️

yourusername: 🤭🤫

maxverstappen: 😐

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author's note: ty guys for reading this fic! 😍🫶🏾

lmao i lied again, part FIVE i swear will actually include the mc wedding, and for al of y'all's confused, ITS FAKE LMAO they are not actually getting married for reals, just for funsies (shout out to my moots for letting me know this bit was a tad confusing 😭)

i'll see if i can get part five out tmr afternoon or evening!

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[karmaajr]

HEYO Y'ALL!!!! I got bored and decided my last intro post was WAY too unorganised (even by my standards frfr 😔😔🙏) so i made a new one!!! hopefully this ones a bit better or else ima light somebody on fire 🥰🥰

anyways dms n asks r ALWAYS open and if ur new to my person/being/blog/existancewhatevs and wanna get to know me or smth then FEEL FREE TO SLIDE IN GIRLYPOPS!!! I'M ALWAYS BORED SOO 😭😭🙏 (might take like, a billion years to reply tho mbmb >:3)

and thus again, without any further ado, MY INTRO POST 😍

🎶 try to strike a chord but it's probably A MINOR 🎶 -> ✨️im under 18✨️ idm nsfw convos tho bcuz theyre funny :D

sooo tbh you can call me whatever you want? like ppl call me different things (eg senka calls me kam, bea calls me keke/kekere bcuz shes 🎶a meanie, a big meanie🎶 my irl bestie westie pookie poo calls me jeena CUZ HES A LIL BITCH) but MHM!!! CALL ME WHATEVER U WANNA <33 (as long as it dont feel masc bcuz my dumbass got issues w feeling masc for some RANDOM STUPID REASON 💀) (like im literally a cis girl why do i got problems w this....... but YAAAA 😭) (she/her btw!!! if that wasnt obvious!! ^^)

✨️i am cringe but i am free✨️

I SOMETIMES USE GENDERED TERMS LIKE GIRLY/BRO/DUDE/ETC BUT I DON'T MEAN IT GENDERED SO IF YOU FEEL IFFY THEN DONT HESITATE TO HMU N TELL ME TO FIX UP MY SHIT

btw im a tad bit of train wreck but if u enjoy the chaos then we'll get along js fine i think pooks 😋😋

anyways it came to my shitty little attention span one day when i was just being a silly lil girly that some of yall think im white when i say im british....... CHAT NOOO IM BORN N RAISED IN THIS TEA RIDDEN COUNTRY BUT ETHNICITY WISE IM BANGLADESHI!??!?! YALL IM LITERALLY A BROWNIE OMFDS 🤧

also a lot of this blog is a bunch of reblogs of shit im interested in BUT I DO HAVE OG STUFFFFFF, THEY'RE JUST IN THEIR OWN TAGS U GET ME??? anyways some of the tags!!!

karmaajr rambles -> for everything i post besides answers to asks :3

karmaajr answers ig :D -> answers to asks ^^

important thing for me to tag bcuz yes -> random thing i really wanna save (also im bad at tagging so sometimes thing has an "s" or tag has an "s" lmfao, ITS A RLLY USELESS TAG TO TRY SCROLL THRU ICL.... RLLY DRY AS WELL)

karmas mum mentions :3 -> i like to think this one explains itself yall 😘

daddy's unhinged -> anything about my sweet ol' pops (who totes cares abt me yall) 🥰

my sister and I -> anything my sister is involved in that i actually remember to tag LMFAO

NOT MY ASS MENTIONING PANIK -> me wanting to save things that r to do w my gf 🫶

BTW HIS @ IS @panikbutt0n AND SHE'S MY MAPLE SYRUP CHUGGING 4LIFER AND LITERALLY THE BEST THING SINCE RIPPED BREAD AND I LOVE HER SO SO SO MUCH SO ACC HIT HER UP PLZ 🙏🙏🙏🙏

btw yall, ur homegirl aint no gatekeeper so the group matching pfp thingy is from @tuturthecarvroom 's blog (n they very skibidi sbg art btw so i do reccomend frfr) and mY HEADER IS OFF GOOGLE SEARCH 😍😍

ALSO I AM CURRENTLY MATCHING WITH THE SILLIEST GROUP EVER FRFR, GONNA TRY @ THEM ALL BUT IT'S HARDDD (my memory is the shittiest thing since That One Time my friend shit his trousers on call w me 💪💪💪)

@lee1504 -> BRAINROTTED KING 🙏🙏

@d011zk1ll -> both kind af and somewhat unhinged??? like both "do a good deed to make somebody else's life easier ☺️" AND "im gonna eat a bicycle :p"

@sketchingwithlyn -> JUST THE CHILLEST GUY EVERRRR!!!!

@rot-decay-erosion -> gramps 🧓🏻 (also known as the desendant of our king garfield 😙✨️)

@afrogwhocantdraw -> RESIDENT BENLOR POOKIE

@low-senka -> the brokest senior citezen youve ever met 💔💔💔💔 (yall need to donate to my guy 🥺🥺🥺)

(also the thing below had me stuck looking at it for literally AGES so hehehehehhehehe GET TRAPPED IDIOT!!!!!! >:3!!!!!)

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anyways i have no clue what else to write!!! which is weird bcuz im a yapper frfr :D

ANYWAYS LOVE Y'ALL ✨️✨️✨️

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[iridesky-the-writer]

i never request so plz dont set me ablaze if i mess up- can you do medicine pocket x gn reader just like idk domestic fluff head cannons??? (even tho theyre mean and would probably beat me)

Yo! No worries, I love me some good domestic fluff, especially with the meanies ;0; Anyways, here ya go!

(Trying to make my headcanons more actually "headcanon set-like" than 4chan greentext storytime form shbsnshdhdhdbd 💀)

☆ Barking at the Moon ☆

|| Domestic Medpocket x G/N Reader: Fluffy Headcanons! ||

|| Contains: Swearing (because Medicine Pocket),, mentions of drugs and medication (but nothing serious like addiction, Just Meddy prescribing things),, slightly suggestive content but nothing serious (just a mention of suggestive things!),, potentially inaccurate brief depictions of the biological sciences, MedPoc-typical malpractice 👍🏽, and MedPoc being a blushy fool ||

☆ MedPoc's that kinda partner that isn't afraid to be kind of grumpy around you. It's not a slight against you; it's an act of love.

☆ When they come back from the foundation each day, when they pass through the doorway, they'd instantly make a beeline towards you. You're basically their medicine. And they act like an excited puppy when they see you.

☆ "Hey, you. How's crap going around here? Hope you didn't miss me. How're you, puppy? How're you?"

☆ And then they'd kiss you on your cheeks.

☆ If they're grumpy, they murmur muffled curses under their breath as they run over, cling to you, and start vaguely muttering something about work and ignorant dumbasses who never understand anything. But you're not a dumbass! Not to them! You're their's!! And that's perfect to them.

☆ Every morning they'd wake up and be curled up next to you. Doesn't matter if they fell asleep on the couch last night or not, whatever position they fell asleep in, they probably won't be in the same place when they wake up and instead near you somehow. Don't ask me how. And when they are near you, they usually flop themselves on top of you, all of their weight at once.

☆ They're just like a reeaaal cuddly dog...that's way too big to be a lapdog yet seems convinced they are one.

☆ Oh, forgot to mention! They're always giving you petnames like "puppy" and "fuzzball". Called you bitch at one point for the bit and then never did it again. You decide on whether you're into it or not...

☆ Pocky LOOOVES nuzzling into you. Doesn't matter if it's into your cheek, neck, or stomach. They love hearing you laugh when they rub their nose up against you. After they do it, you can usually hear them chuckle to themselves in sweet satisfaction.

☆ Definitely the type to give you cuddles from behind while you're working and try to distract you with kisses and nuzzles, or by yapping and making you laugh.

☆ "Who ya texting? ...new friend? Do they happen to be interested in investing in a handsome bio researcherrr...?"

☆ Speaking of texts, they'd probably send you pictures of the weird shit that goes on in their lab at work while they're gone, and the ethically questionable shit that they do. Only the funny stuff, though. Like that time they made a whole f1 generation of dogs fluffy puffballs.

☆ Speaking of which, they may or may not try to convince you to let them bring home one of the genetically engineered dogs. Your call on if you're fine with that.

☆ they're awful at sharing like a human being (probably skipped kindergarten (joking)), but they make an exception with you. Usually by sharing bread with you in the morning and tossing you a chunk or two. (They find it hard to express love in a gift giving way, but they do it in their own unique fashion)

☆ Physical is definitely a chief love language of theirs, just next to quality time. Meaning that they really like cuddles, as much as they absolutely loathe admitting it. Then again, when you two are alone together, you're one of the few people that can water them down enough to get some snuggles out of them.

☆ Biting is also a love language of theirs.

☆ Yooouuu'd probably end up coming out of a cuddle session with them with teethmarks on your neck and shoulders. And you're going to have to explain to anyone that happens to spot them that nothing "weird" happened back there. Good luck with that, they'll never stop doing it. It's like it's hardwired into their brain.

☆ Really likes showing you the new medicines and ideas they produce, even if you might not understand them. They adore rambling on about it. They might even try and give you some bio cultures from the lab as souvenirs...uuuh, maybe put those in the closet instead of keeping them out in the open where they can be easily knocked over.

☆ If you get hurt, they'd be the first to suggest something to help or try to care for you, even though they're not a licensed doctor. (Though if you're in your right mind, you probably shouldn't agree if the care involves any physical operation...)

☆ Their favorite place to go out with you is forests and hiking trails. They love running with you, and talking with you, and listening to your ideas. If you're Pocky's partner, then they probably hang on every single word you say. You're brain's an intellectual buffet for them.

☆ They don't look the type, but they love watching sunsets and moonrises with you. It's cheesy, it's dumb. But they like it. And they unashamedly enjoy it.

☆ Sometimes they'd try to make themselves less embarrassed about it by making offhand "cool" comments, though, during those rare occasions when they feel dumb for enjoying those kinda things.

☆ "Man. Moon looks like shit tonight."

☆ Either way, at the end of the day, no matter how much they pull at your cheeks, tease you, make fun of you, or playfully cuff you in the side, they'd send you off to bed with a kiss on the lips--even if they usually can't head to bed with you since they stay up busy with work.

☆ "I love ya, dumbass. Don't get yourself killed when I'm at work tomorrow, 'k?"

Thank you for reading!

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[agendabymooner]

𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 !!! 𝐥𝐧𝟒 — 𝐭𝐰𝐨

☼ LANDO NORRIS RETWEETED

chapter summary: lando norris is beginning to show his true colours after honey-sue announced her third album release and her participation in a special event occurring in three months — maybe he’s just excited to see her during the monaco gp?

OR f1 fans are noticing that his twitter timeline is being taken over by posts about the famous british youtuber/musician.

content warning: use of explicit language, ofc’s discography is based on lana del rey’s albums and songs, insta + twitter posts, mentions of cigarette + alcohol consumption, mentions anxiety, short jokes, “liked by pierre gasly”

a - n masterlist

o - z masterlist

tagged sidemen

liked by landonorris, maxfewtrell, pierregasly

chrismd oh geez can’t wait to share lockers with you i guess 🤥

suemehoney god forbid i’d actually see some kneecaps on you, dixon 😳

user1 stop violating him oh my god 🫣😩

stephentries_ finally 🙃 the better lewis playing for the match liked by suemehoney

zerkaa one of the boooooyz 😩💪 liked by suemehoney

bambinobecky my favourite pick me 😭🫡 liked by suemehoney

suemehoney actually give me a kiss plz 🥵

user2 “liked by landonorris” 💀

user3 honey is officially a victim of “liked by pierregasly” 😭😭😭🫡

user4 what’re these f1 people doing in honey’s insta??? 😳

user5 didn’t mean to invade y’all— but we couldn’t contain lando and pierre in the horny jail so we had to check out what’s the fuss ourselves

user4 understood

liked by landonorris, pierregasly, miniminter

user1 OKAY SERVE SIS SERVE

user2 i’ll kiss you in the mouth if you do the spoon necklace again 😩

ksi 😭😭 liked by suemehoney

wroetoshaw i’ll be the first to cry when it first come out liked by suemehoney

r0sielewis 🥵 liked by suemehoney

niko they better play this at my funeral liked by suemehoney

suemehoney i’ll even dj it for you neeko 😚🤭

user3 yo these f1 drivers are wiiiiild 😭

user4 “liked by landonorris” 💀

user5 “liked by pierregasly” 😅 can’t believe this shit

user6 can’t even have shit in this economy

HONEY HONEY

william ya shit! who is this man??? he goes on to say that this lunch is important but he isn’t here??? tf am i doing here? i could be doing something else!

WILLIAM²

honey calm down m8 😅 lando said he’ll be here in five minutes that’s what max said at least why don’t you grab some alcohol

HAROLDINHO

and get her pissed in monaco at 1 in the afternoon? are you insane? do you want to die?

WILLIAM²

allow it? it’s her vacation harold— let her drink if she wants to drink

HONEY HONEY

i took my anxiety meds this morning you fuckin numpty 😭 if i drink now it’ll be nothing but a trip to the hospital for me

WILLIAM²

right. shit sorry. maybe take some breather? filly’s more than willing to walk around with you before we order. i’ll talk to max about lando 🙏 the idiot isn’t always this late so this is unusual

HONEY HONEY

you better 😐 i should’ve brought cigarettes

HAROLDINHO

shut your mouth. if i see a single stick i’m shoving it down your throat.

HONEY HONEY

oh fuck off. you’ve had worse than nicotine. bitch.

MAX ��

m8 🤠 the more time you spend in front of a mirror the more time you lose with your lover girl

LANDO 🥵

fuck off im nervous

MAX 😚

lad 😭 she’s not going to bite you. she doesn’t even want to talk to people what makes you think she’d want to deliberately talk to you?

LANDO 🥵

that’s even worse 😭😭 i’m omw. seriously. i just need to make sure i look decent enough 🙄

MAX 😚

you might have to do some explaining to w2s about you retweeting posts about his sister though 😅 the whole “lando norris retweeted” spiel is becoming a trend and uh it’s not a good look for you

LANDO 🥵

MAX FOR FUCKS SAKE!

[alyjojo]

Yearly Tarot Reading 2025 🎏 - Virgo Sun/Rising

Meditation: A beautiful maiden in a long, boho flowy white dress is beside a river, with one hand in the water, feeling very peaceful. A beautiful fish, I’m seeing a Rainbow Fish…is that a book - I’m hearing “book” - swam by your hand and went to nibble on your fingers like fish do. You were overjoyed and bent over…I can’t tell if you want to eat the fish or kiss it, but it bit your finger HARD, and drops of blood 🩸 fell onto your white dress as it swam away. Virgo/Pisces nodes showing with the maiden & the fish - the nodes change at the end of January.

General: Death 💀

Work: The Devil

Love: The Hanged Man

Sounds like my kind of party 😏 Welcome to the Tortured Bitches Club, where the South Node hangs over your Virgo placements like an ugh - consistently revealing necessary shadow work and your inner/outer demons that need tackling so that you may release that shit. Being that’s your sign, you can’t not be you that’s silly, but you’re needing to “Death” aspects of your life in order to embrace this Pisces North Node that’s pulling you towards spiritual growth & emotional depth in your closest relationships. Nodes last two years I think, and we’re all dealing with this in different areas of our lives, but you & Pisces are front and center for this transformative spiritual growth - with the goal being balance and a realignment with your path, which includes everything; career, love, friends, money, perspective, you name it. You as a whole, and others around you, and balancing those energies in a healthier way. Health being especially important because 1) It’s Virgo and 2) Pluto is moving through your 6th House. Next year will probably be more about bringing people in - genuine people 💯 - while this year seems more about getting people OUT ✌️

You probably already know who around you isn’t all that great, or you’ve had a suspicion - but this year it’s feeling more like an obsession - heavy stalking energy coming from you, not others, but switch it however. You’re in search of Truth, because you’re worried and confused about certain things you’ve had to heal from and it’s like…you don’t have the necessary information to do so, you feel, you need confirmation in a tangible form because this “I have a feeling” shit is for the birds 😆 But you DO. You just haven’t done anything about it. The same thing applies to health, you worry and fear the worst, but haven’t gone to the doctor for the confirmation on you being OK. Maybe yes, maybe no, gotta go.

Definitely do that at some point plz, and this energy is highlighting Stuck rev, Taurus rev, and Taurus upright - it’s a whole challenge for you this year. When Stuck came out, it did a whole circle on the table, and Taurus is about the senses - hearing, sight, taste, smell, touch. Unhealthy food, habits, sleep patterns, get your eyes checked, work out more, shake off the lazy bones when it strikes - something about your habits needs work. Taurus upright helps unstick ya, nurturing and “mothering” yourself in the right ways - healthy green foods, vitamins, exercise, I’m hearing psoriasis for someone as an issue, or focus more on Venus qualities; your appearance, clothing, hair for someone, if it’s sloppy it’s no bueno. It’s showing up as general but especially applies to work. Or work could cause you to have unhealthy habits in the first place, someone could be a night shifter or it’s just working and sleeping - no healthing. More healthing 🥬 It’s a word now idc. Vitamin D 🍆 Whatever it is, it’s like you know this already but you’re in a habit of having those lazy couple of hours in between busy life or you’re just tired all of the time & don’t wanna, it’s a rut you let yourself stay stuck in, or you may later on. Having more plants in your environment could help, some of you may take up gardening 🪴 Or nurturing something else helps you also nurture yourself. Some of you could be getting a new pet 🦎 and it could be something weird, wild or rare with Aqua Pluto in the 6th, but doesn’t have to be.

Back to the stalker energy, I’m seeing a ferret and hearing “ferreting information” like you’re trying to dig up Secrets on someone. Could be romantic, doesn’t have to be, and…it looks like you’re finding what you need so, do you. The possibilities with this are limitless, and range from best to worst case scenario. You could find someone has been unfaithful, is hiding money, has some sex work thing or you do. Or it could be your perspective shifting with these things in a healthy way, you could be a quiet freak and it’s something you’ve kept secret and you’re self-actualizing yourself into acceptance. Going after that. Loving that about yourself. It’s different for all, for some there could be an lgbt person coming out, maybe that’s you. Go you 👏 Someone could feel used for money or clout, like being with that person/you is going boost their/your status/money in some way - be careful because it’s attached to Truth. You could have a side hustle that’s on the down low, like OF or some kind of…you get it. It’s attached to Abundance, that’s positive, do you boo 💋 If not you, someone else could trigger a forced perspective shift on that person or this thing that you never considered before. You could background check potential dating partners 😆 and I don’t even blame you fr, people can be crazy.

Love is different for everyone, but for singles there’s been a down period, bad luck, bad karma or a pattern of that. A “bad picker” perhaps, you feel, or you’ve dated the same personality time after time - figuring out why you’re doing that. Could be astrology, trauma, karma, or you just simp for a particular type that maybe isn’t good for you. Or you’re physically attracted to incompatible people and then try to “fix” them whereas Pisces NN is about unconditional love and intimacy on a deeper level…that could develop this year or next for many of you, but you’ll have to put your fixer in check - different isn’t bad or broken. It’s your perspective of it. You could feel like you need to move away from certain things that are actually positive and stick with things that are proven to be not good for you. You’re comfortable with a not great thing, whatever that is for you.

Those in relationships have some kind of issues that…it’s up to you. Is it worth defending or should you move on? There’s nothing more than that, Queen of Pentacles shows you being solid no matter what, you’ve got this & don’t need anyone - so it’s up to you where to draw your lines. What is acceptable, forgivable, tolerable idk, and what isn’t? And then be prepared to possibly change your mind, because Spirit is out to test what you think you know about yourself 🤭 Some may decide to breakup with partners that are just not right for them. Some may date a person that’s nothing like anything you’ve ever dated and it’s putting you in your head. You didn’t even like jazz/sushi before them. But is it a bad thing or are you/your perception of it the issue?

Work is rough, this Stuck energy is showing up again with The Devil. Maybe you hate it. Maybe you hate everyone in it. Or maybe you hate that you’re stuck in a cubicle and there is no social interaction whatsoever. You feel caged in something you don’t want but don’t have a choice, but feel like you can’t do something else or are afraid to end it and move on to other things. This doesn’t feel new. A big part of the “shady people” I’m seeing involves your work and a group, could be the whole place that just…isn’t for you. Maybe you’re part of a group you’ve grown out of, maybe they’re lacking ethics or morals in some way, there could be shady practices going on that makes you take some steps back and reconsider whether this is a good idea or fit for you. I’m seeing a group that likes to party after work or something and you’re not interested, or maybe someone wants to date you and you don’t date people from work, now it’s uncomfortable or you’re feeling some kind of ick, pressure, force or guilt - no.

Stuck is reversed, that’s the goal, and Free Associate shows you are never stuck unless you allow it…but you haven’t tried another lane, another place, you’re afraid to. Maybe you’ve been here a long time and that’s why, you’re almost to 15 years you’re not gonna quit now, but that’s means dealing with someone or something that doesn’t resonate with who you are or what you believe - in a big way. Enough to really bother you. Whatever your Intuition is rattling off about is absolutely right and you should be listening to it. There could be instances where you’ll need to make a split second decision, going out with them or something, and you need to listen to YOU and not pressure, guilt, feeling like you have to. You could grow more comfortable saying no, or you need to make it clear who you are and how you roll - and it ain’t like however they do it - within reason of course. The Devil can keep you in a really narrow frame of mind as well, if you’re supposed to be typing it up and you’re handwriting it - you could be forced to change and confront an issue of control in yourself. You could feel like others are against you when they’re pushing you to change “the old way,” or some controlling thing you’re insistent about and you’re extremely resistant to the shift. Or switch it.

Your job could switch owners or direction somehow, everything changes, and you’re not on board…it’s a process. Some may decide to leave. Some will decide to adapt. Some don’t have a choice and just stay irritated but it’s necessary to confront The Devil wherever it’s appearing for you, and end it however you can. Death. If you can, not everyone can, then it’s just making the best of a situation you can’t change. Until you can, or want to make a move - most won’t or won’t want to for some part of the year. I’m seeing the Uranus shift into Gemini on July 7th, in your career house, that could be the wake up call you need to really motivate yourself to turn things around or head in another direction. Opens the mind. Shows you what you need to see. Could be a particular event that makes up your mind for you, your boundaries could be pressed beyond anything you’re willing to deal with, and then the decision becomes much easier for you. OR switch all of that, maybe you’re an antisocial hermity person that never talks to people and you realize over time that, maybe you should. Maybe you’re the problem. Like you feel everyone is against you but it’s because you sit back and judge them & don’t engage - when they’re actually really cool and you should give them a chance. Either/or.

Blame is a big topic this year, what you project onto others (fair or not) and what belongs on your own plate (fair or not), and what to do about it. The heavy Aries energy with a Venus/Mercury retrograde and Neptune changing signs in March could trigger some deep issues in yourself - warranted or not idk it’s different for everyone. Why does xyz trigger you so much? Is it you? 8th House highlights dark things - but they’re deeply personal to you. The triggers exist for a reason, Spirit is testing you a lot this year, pushing your boundaries on purpose. In some way, you’re stuck in a box - but is that necessary, and is it literal or in your mind/judgments that you’re projecting on others or based on past issues or what’s current? Ronnie was an asshole day 1 but maybe he’s cool now and you could be nicer, or maybe he was cool and now he’s kind of a dick and obsessively stalks you, could go either way. Someone could have a harassment issue. Be careful of being part of the group - have a mind of your own and don’t allow yourself to be led unless you allow it, you know? Some of you could be put into uncomfortable situations but you want to be nice - no. Good day y’all. Make up a reason, lie, you’re tired, fuck that. By facing these issues, triggers, shady people or confronting Devil energy in yourself you find growth and release - Death is welcoming and positive here, with The Butterfly showing transformation especially, even if it’s just a perception of something. Free yourself! Even if it’s just a fist bump to Ronnie and now you care, it’s one step closer to a deeper connection and release of control, it’s freeing. Or ridding yourself of a toxic ass work environment finally, that’s freeing too. Changing your entire health regime. By the end of the year, you’ll be much wiser in your perspective, have gained truth & clarity about your life as a whole, and the people you want to be in it, hopefully have some better daily habits and routines, and are more open to relationships that hit on a deeper level than you may have experienced before. Or that’s what’s coming next year & by then, you’ll be ready ❤️

Zodiac Signs: Heavy Pisces, Capricorn, Taurus, Scorpio & Gemini

Numbers: 71, 12, 20, 23 & 57

33333 is here showing that the Truth will be revealed on who is your friend and who is not, much of this with work. You’ve been worrying about this for some time and you’re going to get the answers you need. The Hanged Man upright & reversed shows perspective shifts with that on either side, someone you thought was a rat 🐀 maybe isn’t after all, and someone you really liked isn’t clapping for you. Five 3’s have got to be a record, it can also show contention in group settings - maybe you’re more of a one-on-one person, or it’s a whole group you’re having issues with. Some of you are breaking free of a “herd mentality,” in some way & bravo 👏

[thebadbatchfan]

I AM NOT OKAY!!!

enjoy my random notes from the two new episodes (contains spoilers!!)

it’s literally just be rambling… again spoilers below the cut!!

- I don’t like where this is going

- Cad Bane??

- I did not miss his ugly ass face

- TECH?? (in the tube)

- they’re just kids?? 😭😭

- I stg if he takes the baby!!

- NOOOO poor baby

- at least todo gave the baby the doll

- Emerie I knew you’d be good deep down

- #bringevahome

- Jax, Eva and

- yes Nala Se guilt trip her!!

- can’t they just kill Hemlock already

- CID AND PHEE????? (trandosian and pirate) the gasp that I let out when he mentioned the trandosian omg

- THE TOOKA DOLL

- she gave eva the tooka oh my god 😭😭

- Phee!!

- OH NO PHEE

- tech?? maybe?? tech going after phee??

- not the location of Pabu 😭💀

- CID YOU BITCH

- wrecker hunter crosshair yayyy!!

- the young clones!!

- NOT HIS GOGGLES

- AND THE TOOKA???

- wrecker be nice to gonky

- NO GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY

- I AM DISTRAUGHT

- he sounds so much like tech and crosshair???

- NOOOOOOO

- NOT THE MAURADER

- WRECKER OH MY GOD

- IM GONNA KMS

- WHAT THE FUCK

- LEAVE PABU ALONE

- omega no it’s not your fault

- y’all i’m so scared

- domicile???? TECH??

- shep be careful

- at least they aren’t killing random civilians??

- BATCHER

- Wrecker is okay thank God

- i cannot breathe

- “we’re running out of road!” hasn’t happened yet so i know wrecker is fine at least

- HUNTER I STG

- omega don’t give urself up

- NO NO NO

- crosshair don’t let her do it please i’m begging

- NO OMEGA

- crosshair plz be safe

- wet hunter!! the girlies are gonna be feral!

- i’m not enjoying this 0/10

- CROSSHAIR

- FUCKING HELL

- THE CLIFFHANGER OMFGFF

[dialalagirl]

i really want to learn the psychology behind me begind down bad for gentle, docile shit with a pyromaniac who makes taxidermy out of girls.

Like no bitch this man would not even hesitate to separate my head from the rest of my body 😭

'cause you a pedo in denial. fr this man looks, behaves, and is practically a child 💀

hopefully? obivous disclaimer: I'm joking. I am worried someone just might take this comment seriously. this man is centuries old. plz don't take this seriously. plz 😭

[daenysthedreamer101]

TVD Thoughts - Season 1

I watched ep. 14 ("Fool me once")...

OMG!!! 😭😭😭

I am...speechless... Like omg!?

So many things happened.

1. Katherine was never in the tomb, so Damon was a menace for nothing... 😃

2. Grams dies at the end... I feel so bad for Bonnie.. Like miss Kat really acted in that last scene,I almost cried.😭

3. So..at the end of the ep, Jeremy goes on Bing and searchers for vampires.. So he definitely remembers something. (And again plz no spoilers)

4. The vampires from the tomb are free.. And there's a party right next to the tomb...Can someone please explain why they always hold these parties next to a cemetary? In the woods.. Is that an "American small town" thing? Like.. You seriously have no where else to host a party? 💀💀

5. I feel bad for Damon..I mean he's a douche but it's obvious he loves Katherine and wanted her back.

5.1. Also, at the beginning, Damon says "I hope Elena dies"...like bruh 💀💀 and I know that they're gonna be a thing later on.. So like..how? That's not really cute or romantic, what was that for lol

6. Caroline and Matt are so cute, idk.. Also I really like Matt, he seems like a descent guy

I can't wait to meet Katherine, I just know she's gonna be an absolute bitch, and I'm gonna love it! 😩😩

Ok end of rant lol 😭😭

[official-nrc-prophet]

um, so, after Alchemy yesterday, I accidentally shouted at Housewarden Rosehearts that I loved him, and uh...

he hasn't spoken to me in three days 😭

plz help me figure out what will happen 😭😭😭

I asked Ace but he stared at me in disgust, and Deuce looked at me horrified, Grim didn't give af, Trey has been avoiding the question whenever I ask, and Cater has been sending me memes 💀

-🪻

Okay First of all- you gotta be desperate to be coming to a prophet of all people.

Second- you can do better. He's 5'2 on a good day, you're a boss bitch, find someone with less mother issues and more emotional maturity.

Third- Talk to him!!! I will help!! Let's kidnap Housewarden Rosehearts!!!