#POPPOP CROCKER

[tyranitarkisser]

Poppop Crocker my beloved

[disguisedcheezed]

Bro and Poppop's dirkjohn parallels.

They're married.

[exaltior-a]

what if they were guardian swapped AND pre/post apocalypse swapped

(based on that post about alpha mom/rose raising dirk of mine)

bonus!

[cringefail-clown]

I enjoy Poppopsprite in an entirely nonsexual manner, I just think he's cool :]

good! hes a good silly old grandpa with solid advice and hes very cool for that!!

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

POPPOP: a statement.

POPPOP: it has come to my attention that some of you have had garlic added to your online shopping cart while watching my latest comedy performance streamed live near an amazon device. at the time i was (hilariously) trying to use voice commands to make renowned director dave strider's echo by groceries he didn't want.

POPPOP: while this was (obviously) very funny during filming, i never dreamed it would affect our viewers in the final cut, and thus became even funnier.

POPPOP: as a comedian i must sometimes experiment with bits that may not work, and in this particular case i knocked it out of the fucking park.

POPPOP: nevertheless, some of you may not want garlic added to your order, even though you can never really have too much garlic and you're probably low anyway. to those viewers, i'm sorry for the inconvenience, and only ask that you consider what a goddamn hoot this is.

POPPOP: i will try to do better in the future, but it will be hard because this is the best.

[hermitcyclop]

Thinking about what this means for the guardian Strilondes' age.

edit: I've made a follow-up to this post.

[dyrehound]

meet (some of) the humans of dogstuck...

fun facts: - d sends his dog to gma's daycare every day - bro is a bad dog owner and gets his dog stolen (by d) regularly - gma will beat ass (has beat bros ass) - poppop did not know the wrath of a corgi until he got one - corgis are menaces. cute. but menaces - poppop also sends his dog to gma's daycare most days - gmas dog is always in her daycare - GMAS DAYCARE IS A SAFE ! CONTROLLED ! TRAINING DAYCARE! not one of those various shitty ones, thats why only rich mfers are sending their dogs LMAO

[toxick-e]

Inspired by https://www.tumblr.com/sheepishjune/682983317847621632/i-thought-yall-might-appreciate-this-homestuck this post from @sheepishjune, i was like, yeah that sounds fun.

Things to note -

- Feferi is both a Stepsister and Aunt to all John, Jade, Jane and Jake

- Ik the unspecified dog is probably Halley but Alpha i just thought it was funny

- The fuck is Meenah to the 4 Kids if Feferi is their Stepsister/Aunt

- So sad Grandma English's only sprite is her just dead

- Casey and Liv Tyler my beloved

- DAD AND DD IS THE BEST SHIP EVER YOU COWARDS

- So much cloning, iirc the two Dads are pretty much also clones but i am not completely sure

- Sassacre, Dad Crocker and Dadbert being the only humans in this darn webcomic to be born normally

- Condesce why.

[best-transgender-character]

Worst Homestuck Character Competition

This competition is not about "least transgender", vote for your least favorite! Canon is not a factor, and please don't call these characters cis. The top three characters will proceed to the next round!

[achrananth]

Track art for Switched-On Showtime by Not Eno, from the album Land of Fans and Music 5 Act 2! Built on the album cover of Switched-On Bach by Wendy Carlos.

[homestuckconfession]

The things I would do to Jane's grandpa...

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[disguisedcheezed]

I LOVE OLD MAN YAOI!!!!

[brightestlulu]

more more more (i have a few more but i dont like how they look LOL)

also this isnt genderswap for any of them, they just have boobs

[sentinelert]

day 2

Have you ever used your mans chest as a pillow? It's great. like theyre so soft af + additional rhythm beat when you sleep? God damn!

(I didn't have any motivation juice at the moment lololol)

[badlydrawnjohn]

goodmorning... me?

-@notdrawnpoppop

EB: woah!! it's old me!!

EB: sweet mustache!! didn't even know i could grown one of those.