#Patrick bateman x reader

[ineedpsychopath]

So good 😩 I love him!

Pecking him like a little chicken hehehe 😚

Y/N "accidentally" leaving hickeys on Patrick's neck or staining the collars of shirts with lipstick, making him feel embarrassed around the office.

"Hey Bateman, nice hickey!"

"Damn Bateman, who's the lucky lady?"

Damn, I wish that lucky lady was me! 😭

"Damn Bateman, who's the lucky lady?" Craig McDermott chuckled before lighting his cigarette.

Tim cast a mischievous glance at Patrick and joked: "Somebody had a busy night, huh?"

Patrick just fixed his collar to hide a red mark on his perfect skin.

Damn, what a bratty little girl.

The man cursed to himself and leaned back in his chair. Only one thought of you took him mentally out of the meeting room, as now he didn't hear the voices of his colleagues—only your sweet voice echoed in his head:

"Gosh, Patrick, your skin is so soft," you murmured into his ear as your hands slid up and down his broad chest. "I love every inch of your perfect body."

He only gasped when your warm lips touched the sensitive spot on his neck. Flushed and excited, Bateman cocked his head to the side, allowing you to suck on his tender flesh, forcing his throat to shake in a muffled groan.

"Baby," was all he could mutter, his face was so hot and blushing, little drops of sweat ran down his sharp cheekbones. "P–please, honey."

"What do you want, Patty?" You licked his neck again and looked into his blurry eyes.

"Get lower."

It was not even an ask, but a plea that warmed your heart like honey.

With a cunning smile, you hugged his broad shoulders and planted a soft but pretty wet kiss on his buffed chest. God, it felt so delicious, so firm and toned. Patrick let out an impatient sigh, his eyebrows knitted together as you worked your way down to his abs, leaving little pecks here and there.

"You can be so pushy sometimes, Patty," you teased him, tracing a finger along his V-line. "But we have only just started."

You caressed his perfect abdomen, feeling his muscles tighten under your palms, his body responding to every tiny touch you made.

"Oh–God–argh!" Biting his lower lip, Bateman moaned as your wet tongue drew across his V-line, sending a million shivers down his spine. "Fuck, that feels so good."

You darted your fingers along his tanned hip, tugging at his smooth skin before moving up to his face and kissing him on the lips, consuming all the needy sounds he was making.

"Bateman? Bateman, are you even listening?"

"Yeah, sorry," Patrick shook his head briefly, ignoring the way his colleagues were staring at him. "Got distracted."

"So, what do you think of my business card?" David asked Bateman, tapping the card on the table in front of him.

Patrick put on his most fake smile ever and chuckled because he didn't give a fuck. "Impressive, very nice."

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[fear-is-truth]

imagine… patrick bateman proposing to you

the second time patrick mentions marriage, it’s in his bedroom, two weeks after the first. by then, you’ve convinced yourself the cab conversation was just another one of his fleeting, performative remarks. patrick says things like that sometimes, things that feel weighty but are really just filler.

“i’m taking time off work,” he announces abruptly, breaking the comfortable silence. you turn your face lazily toward him, head still nestled into the crook of his arm.

“what? why?”

the sheets rustle as he moves, pulling his arm away to lean forward, elbows digging into his knees. “it’ll look good. show that i’m… focused on my personal life. priorities,” he finally answers thoughtfully, eyes fixed on the far wall. you almost laugh at the absurdity of patrick bateman, the golden boy of pierce & pierce, worrying about appearances at a firm that’s essentially his inheritance.

“would you marry me?”

the question lands like a foreign object in the room, disjointed and out of place. you sit up a little, trying to read his expression, but it’s as blank as ever.

“what?”

“marriage,” he repeats in a monotone, though you can detect a slight edge creeping into his voice. “to me. would you do it?”

you stare at him, searching for any hint of emotion beneath his flawless mask, but patrick is hard to read—always has been. his hand moves to his forehead, carefully brushing back his hair.

“are you serious?” you ask cautiously.

his brow furrow, as if he considered the question offensive. “why do you keep asking me that?” he mumbles to himself. then, louder: “i wouldn’t ask if i wasn’t. why wouldn’t i be? it makes sense. people expect it. it’s… logical, we’re compatible. people like us together. it stabilises things—publicly.” you arch an eyebrow. “publicly?”

“and personally,” he adds defensively. his words start to unravel then, spilling out faster, almost rambling: “look, it’s not complicated. this is what people do. they get married. it’s expected, and we’re… aligned. you make sense. this makes sense.” he pauses, voice cracking. “doesn’t it?”

when you don’t answer right away, he leans back against the headboard. “y/n, love of my life. it’s a pretty straightforward question,” he groans. “marry me, or don’t marry me. just don’t make it complicated.”

and somehow, that makes you smile.

“yes,” you say finally, voice steady now. “i’ll marry you, patrick.” his reaction is barely perceptible—a faint exhale, tense shoulders easing a fraction.

“good,” he mumbles, his tone returning to its usual briskness. “i’ll call jean tomorrow. have her adjust my schedule… start making arrangements.”

before patrick can retreat further into himself, you lean in and press a gentle, fleeting kiss to his lips. he stiffens at first, but then he kisses you back. when you pull back, you offer a small smile, your fingertips brushing lightly over his cheek. he lets you, his gaze holding yours for a brief, unguarded second before he shifts away, reaching for his rolex on the nightstand.

“i should… get started on my routine,”

[ginnysgraffiti]

&. PATRICK BATEMAN x yn.

18+

jealous patrick bateman head-canons:

- knows the full name, job, and address of any man who talks to you for more than 45 seconds. he’ll never bring it up — but the information is there.

- refers to men who flirt with you as “pedestrian”, “unrefined,” or “visually offensive.” never by name.

- sends flowers to your office the day after someone hits on you — a massive, expensive arrangement. “don’t forget who you belong to” written on the card.

- never says “i’m jealous.” he would say things like: “he’s beneath you. why would you even entertain that?”

- smiles too politely when he’s jealous. it’s the kind of smile that makes people uncomfortable — like he’s about to lose it behind his perfect teeth.

- doesn’t believe in “innocent” flirting. if you smiled, if you laughed, if you engaged, you’re complicit. he won’t accuse you — he’ll just say something like: “if you want someone else, you should say so. I’ll make sure it’s clean and quick.”

- jealousy doesn’t make him insecure — it makes him dangerous. if he thinks you’re slipping away, he’ll manipulate your environment so you need him again. financially. socially. emotionally.

- kills every men who dares to flirt with you with gloves on. then goes to dinner with you like nothing happened. smiles across the table and says, “you look beautiful tonight.” blood still drying on his collarbone under the suit.

- once dismembered a man who touched your waist at a party. he didn’t tell you — but he brought you coffee the next morning and said, “you don’t need to worry about him anymore.”

- feels an almost erotic calm after killing someone out of jealousy. he’ll come home to you more affectionate than usual, hand lingering on your neck, voice like velvet. you’d feel closer. you just won’t know why.

- doesn’t see it as “murder.” he calls it “cleaning up.” you’re perfect. the world around you should be, too.

- looks at you after a murder like you’re a reward. sex afterward is slow, intense, unnerving. like he’s grounding himself in you. like you’re all that’s real.

- doesn’t let you walk the room after a fight. he grabs your face, presses your back to the door, and fucks you against it like locking you in.

- slams into you harder when he’s jealous. puts you on your back, knees pushed up, deeper than you can take. other times face down, ass up, hand in your hair. he doesn’t stop until you’re crying his name. “can he fuck like this, uh?”

- ties your hands behind your back when he's in one of his moods. fucks you slow and mean. “you want attention? i’ll give you all the fucking attention you need.”

- grabs your face mid-argument and kisses you so hard your teeth knock — pushes you down onto the nearest surface and doesn't even take your clothes off properly, just pushes them aside and takes you.

"next time you smile at him, i'll fuck you in public."

[tootiredtobekind]

[filthyslashertoad]

Patrick Bateman Falling in Love With You

(HEYYY GUYS GUESS WHOS BACKKK)

Watches everything you do.

Thinks you're better than everyone else/makes excuses for why he likes you.

Asks Jean to check on you when you’re in your office

When you agreed to go on a first date with him he made sure that he booked the best table in Dorsia.

While going shopping for new suits he takes into account what outfits you have that will match and if they don’t match then he’ll buy you a new outfit.

Calls you randomly in the middle of the night when he’s worried about things. Sometimes he calls to ask what you think about his business card and whether or not he should change it.

If he realizes that he doesn’t have enough in common with you then he will go out of his way to like and learn about things you like.(He’s just trying to fit in)

Be careful, if he ever gets to meet your mother, he’ll never stop calling her and asking her all about you.

When he’s truly in love, he may even agree to wear matching outfits to the Christmas party.(Martha Maywho and the Grinch? Ofc! And his grumpiness will really bring the character to life)

Also denies that the Christmas thing never happened.

Your first argument will definitely be about which set of his&hers towels match his bathroom the most.(Don’t even think about suggesting anything other than white or black)

[love-at-first-sight-23]

Welcome to the world of “Being in love with a person who doesn’t exist in real life but you pretend they do anyway because you’re obsessed” ✧˖*°࿐

[yourmum8609]

girls will look at a man and say “he’s just misunderstood” as he murders people

[jakegyllenbaalz]

me n gang!

[dreamerimpossible]

Slashers kinks

Warnings: +18 content, dark content manipulation, obsession, unhealthy relationships, many kinks...

Characters: Michael Myers, Chucky, Billy Loomis, Stu Macher, Patrick Bateman, Hannibal Lecter, Vincent Sinclair, Jason Voorhees, Leatherface, Art The Clown, Jason Dean, Alex DeLarge, Kurt Kunkle, Sweetly Slasher, Brahms.

Michael Myers

I've already said in my previous headcanons that I don't consider Michael Myers to be really interested in sex. However, if you manage to catch his attention, he would be inclined to:

Hunter/Prey: This one is too obvious, isn't it? It would certainly keep its essence if that primary desire for you was awakened. Chasing and killing is something that fascinates him enormously. But since he saw you running away from him, eager for him to catch you... the feeling of pleasure went straight to his cock. Seeing you so vulnerable and innocent before him is a sight that always makes him get hard in his pants. He chases you walking calmly. Just one push is enough to immobilize you.

Corruption: Another way to awaken his sexual appetite is to be the perfect prey to corrupt. Both sexually and mentally. He would like everyone to know that you are no longer as innocent as you were at the beginning. That your skin has the name of Michael Myers marked forever.

Knife Play: A must. He will do everything to you with his knife. He'll make marks on you, both superficial and not so superficial. He'll write things on your skin, like his name. He'll be violent and brutal. Your skin will be scarred. He loves to watch you fall apart in pain and pleasure. It's a show no one else could give him.

Chucky

He doesn't actually have as many kinks as you might think. He's a man of simple tastes…

Lingerie: Coming home and seeing you in lingerie is a surprise that will never bore him. Like I said, he's a simple man. Do that, don't tease him too much and you'll have him. It's that simple. He's on top of you in an instant, he won't listen to you if you tell him not to touch him and shit like that. He doesn't listen to anyone and he'll take what he wants.

Lap dances: Literally canonical. Sit him down and do a nice lap dance for him. He'll be mesmerized by your moves. He'll have a mischievous smile the whole time. His eyes will sparkle with lust. Finally, he couldn't hold back any longer. Also, it could work pretty well to make him jealous on purpose. He'll be aggressive with you back and it'll be rough sex.

Praise Kink: Praise him. Seriously. Do it. It'll boost his ego and he might give you a compliment back, telling you what a good girl you're being for him and that you're the best he could ever have. Give him your best compliments and he'll do it right back. He'll tell you that you're the best he's ever had and that he can never replace you and shit. I'm not saying he's lying, but let's just say he'll exaggerate his compliments because he's too turned on not to tell you what you want to hear.

Billy Loomis

Roleplay: The best roleplay here will be ghostface and his victim. He gets a huge turn on from seeing you in that vulnerable state, acting like a dumb girl who needs help. Every time he sees you like that he can't stand it. He needs to take out his violent frustrations on you. It's irresistible. Sometimes he won't even tell you it's role-playing, he wants you to believe he's genuinely considering harming you, it's kind of twisted. But you already knew that.

Cream-pie: He won't use a condom, he wants it to be just risky enough. He needs to fill you completely with his seed and see for a second the fear in your eyes. He will never give that up. He needs to mark you over and over again with his semen. He'll tell you how no one will love you if they know all the dirty things you've done for him.

Dirty talk: He'll tell you the worst things you'll ever hear. He'll threaten to kill you and say he won't if you agree to be his good bitch. He'll tell you all the things he could do to you while showing you his knife. He wants you to feel degraded and unable to help the pain building in your chest and the excitement you're experiencing in your crotch. He'll make fun of how turned on you are and increase the level of his insults.

Stu Macher

Threesome: At some point they'll have a threesome with Billy. It's guaranteed. He'll like watching you fuck and destroy you. The feeling of power they have over you drives him crazy. Being completely willing to him and his desires. It's all he's ever wanted. Billy, on the other hand, also likes to be in control of everything. So having you will be just another example of that. They both treat you like you're their whore, so your opinion doesn't matter much when it comes to what they do. Your moans are the only thing they care about.

Voyeurism: Watching you masturbate is something he'll do often. There will be days when you won't even notice he's there, watching you. But he'll be there. He'll leave minutes after you reach your orgasm. He likes the feeling of watching and being absolutely crazy to touch you and not always being able to. Torturously wonderful.

Phone sex: Every day before he makes his appearance as ghostface he tries to call you and say dirty things to you over the phone. He uses his voice changer. Things get hot quickly. When you ask him to go finish what he started, he just hangs up. He doesn't have time for that. He wants to leave you wanting and make you beg for him once he comes to visit you. He expects nothing less.

Patrick Bateman

Humiliation: He loves anything that involves humiliating you while he is in a position of superiority over you. It turns him on that you feel embarrassed and want to keep pleasing him even though he is fucking cruel to you. He will probably make you lick his shoes or make you cum on them. He might threaten you in your ear while they are doing it.

Master/Slave: This goes hand in hand with the previous kink. He will make you kneel before him and do everything he tells you. This could be extrapolated outside the bedroom to be honest, he is very controlling. You will always have to treat him with respect and he will punish you harshly if you reveal against him or make him feel that you have some discontent. His wishes are his command and he could openly express your position in the relationship in front of others.

Mirror sex: I suppose this does not surprise you. If he has a long-term relationship with you, he will not only enjoy seeing himself, but he will like seeing you too. It's a kind of pleasure that's been building up with you. It's become addictive to see your faces in the mirror, watching your body crumble under his touches and thrusts. He just can't get enough.

Hannibal

Discipline: I firmly believe that Hannibal will start to show his sexual kinks if he has control over you. At first, he will be totally vanilla and show no hint of wanting anything more. Later, after a while and he can see the obedience you show him, he will start punishing you sexually on certain occasions. He will discipline you in ways that will hurt. He will like to see how you change your behaviors when you feel pain. It's a good show for him.

Threesome: This one comes up again, because...he would have a threesome with Will Graham. It's so terribly obvious that it didn't even need to be put in. But it could become a recurring fantasy and something he would do more than once. The perversion, darkness, and secrets you share with each other would make him terribly hard. Having control of both of you really turns his sexual desire up. Not that you're complaining.

Begging: You have to beg him. Seriously, do it. It doesn't matter how committed you are to this. Do it. He'll like it when you get into an inferior position. If you're crying out in pleasure and need his help to have your orgasm, it'll be a nice image for him. If you're being bratty and pretending to beg him to get in the mood, he'll oblige (after disciplining you, of course).

Vincent Sinclair

Wax play: Another one that was awfully obvious. He'll blindfold you and drip hot wax over your body. Your shaky sighs of pain and pleasure will drive him crazy, but he's a patient man, he'll wait until he's satisfied and take his time, as it's the best thing he's done in a long period. He'll caress your thighs while you suppress a slight moan of pain. It's his way of comforting you, but he won't let you off the hook.

Vouyerism: He'll appreciate you lying naked while he's doing his job. He'll get distracted a few times by you, but he won't do anything until he's done. He likes to have a little desperation for you. You are the prettiest thing he has ever seen in his life, the most beautiful. And that is already a huge compliment coming from him. He wants your figure to always be in his memory. And he will keep you as long as he can.

Breeding kink: He wants to keep you and he is too excited by the idea of ​​getting you pregnant. He wants you to stay with him forever and not be able to escape from him. If he gets you pregnant, he will never have insecurities about it again and he could be with you and have you all to himself all the time. The orgasm is very strong when he paints your walls white and sees his cum coming out of you.

Jason Voorhees

Blowjob: At first, he would feel quite guilty while seeing your pretty lips wrapped around his penis. Afterwards, he would get used to it, but he would simply make you decide the pace. He would feel quite lustful and dirty if he makes you choke on his cock. He feels bad when he knows it would turn him on too much to ever do it…

Lap-dancing: His body will respond on its own when he sees your hips moving on him to the music. He will soon discover that he cannot resist you. It is impossible. His hands will grab your waist and he will squeeze it tightly. It will be very easy for him to grab you and drag you to the bed. You know it is the easiest way to provoke him, he will never be able to resist your half naked body on top of him, teasing you, without caring at all. He might think badly of you at first, but that feeling is replaced by the inevitable guilty desire. Which makes you irresistible.

Mutual masturbation: This is the best way to give body worship. He will do his best to give you pleasure and you will hear his grunts when you give him pleasure. He will become so desperate that he will want to hear your moan of orgasmic pleasure quickly. He lives to see your body tremble for him, begging him to make you cum.

Leatherface

Praise kink: He needs to be praised by you. Feeling that he is important to you and that you look at him with eyes of desire will always get him going. Praise how strong he is, how well he takes care of you, how safe you feel with him. Tell him those things and he will be around your finger. You don't need anything else.

Vouyerism: He will watch you while you touch yourself. At all times. Sometimes he will demand that you touch yourself in front of him, other times he will watch you secretly. He will like to see your fluids on your fingers and will be hypnotized by the sight of your wet and hot intimacy. He will want to enter but he doesn't want you to see him as a total pervert. He prefers to stay with the desire. At least at first. Afterwards, he will be more shameless.

Blood play: He likes blood, so it is not unusual for him to get excited seeing the blood of victims on you. You will have sex while both have their clothes and bodies stained with blood. If you ever felt shy or guilty about what they do, it quickly goes away. You're likely to be absolutely shameless afterwards. The kink quickly becomes routine, he's practically always covered in blood and will act on his impulses at a moment's notice.

Art The Clown

If I'm honest, I could have written something worse.

Free use: He'll use you at any time. In front of victims, at the mall, at a bar. Obviously he won't ask and he won't stop in case you're embarrassed or don't want to. You're his toy and the maximum compassion he'll have towards you will be to leave you alive. So, thank him. Thank him while Vicky mocks you for being a bitch. Thank him while the man dressed as Santa looks at you in horror. Thank him while you're being thrown out of that Halloween store forever. Just... thank him, okay?

Glory Hole: Obviously only he will be able to fuck you. He likes to remind both you and himself that you're just a hole for him. He'll fuck you and make cuts on your legs, making you understand that he could kill you at any time and that, in fact, it would be quite painful for you. He likes to hear your crying and how you try to escape. You're just so good at satisfying him.

Forced orgasm: He'll use toys to make you cry. You'll be on the verge of overstimulation, to the point that you can't fully control or enjoy the forced pleasure he's giving you. According to him, things aren't all that good without deep pain. So, watching you beg for him to stop is the best thing you can give him at that moment.

Jason Dean

Gun play/Gun kink: Another one that's obvious. He'll use his gun as both a show of power and a sex toy. You might see him threaten you with his gun too if you've upset him. He'll tell you that he owns you and that's why he has all of you in his hands. It's a psychological game that he loves. If you're submissive, you'll practically be drooling at his power. If that's the case, he'll become more obsessed with you.

Hunter/Prey: He's fucking good at hunting. It's a twisted game that he'll repeat over and over. It'll be much better if you use the safe word as little as possible. He'll give you time to escape and he'll play psychological games with you, saying scathing words and phrases to you. He'll find you every time and take what's coming to him. You might get too dirty if he wants to play it out in a forest.

Exhibitionism: He'll definitely fuck you before he ends someone's life. He'll do it in front of them and put on the best show. It's much better if the person watching you is attracted to you. That scenario is the one he likes the most. It's addictive for him to humiliate someone who can never have you. It's one of his many twisted fantasies.

Alex DeLarge

If I'm honest, I could have written something worse x2. Let's see, it's clear what his kinks are; among them, there is noncon. But in my analysis I doubt he does this to his partner, but this is not out of respect or anything like that, the real reason is that he needs to keep you by his side and for you to see him as your leader willingly and to follow his wishes always. For that, he needs to avoid you hating him. Therefore, he will not force you. The only scenario in which I see him doing this is if he no longer wants anything with you and needs to end the relationship somehow or you rebel against him like his droogs did. That said, his kinks:

Gangbang: Yes, he is a possessive man and all that. But, listen, give me a chance. He, at the beginning of meeting you, will not be attached to you enough to prevent this perversion from coming to light. I definitely see him being a jerk and he will definitely tell you that to enter his group you will have to sleep with everyone. I can see this happening in the first few months. Obviously none of them are detail-oriented or anything like that. Afterwards, when Alex becomes attached to you, it will no longer happen, because you will be his property.

Deep throat: If he hears you gag, it's better. He doesn't need you to try hard to limit it. He wants to hear how you struggle to take him. He needs to see the tears running down your cheeks. He needs to feel your throat every time he goes deep inside you. He won't even apologize. He'll like it when your throat hurts afterwards.

Exhibitionism: Another one that is obvious, but is a must. He needs to have sex with you in front of many people. He needs them to see how he gives you pleasure, how everyone envies him. He wants everyone to want to have you but no one can, to look at your body with morbidity, but to never be able to have you. He needs to see the look of disgust on conservative people's faces. It's his ultimate fantasy.

Kurt Kunkle

Angry sex: This will happen often. He always does what he wants and gets absolutely careless with you. So you'll be angry for a long time and the best way to let it out is by having angry sex with him. It's the only way, as he won't listen to reason and will keep doing whatever he wants. Hit him, degrade him and make fun of him. He'll let you do whatever you want. He'll laugh if you're too cruel.

Cam sex: This isn't even surprising. He'll be turned on by fame, so it will turn him on to have sex in front of a lot of people watching. He'll keep his followers happy, so he'll tell you anything they suggest he tell you. So you'd have to be pretty shameless to be with him, as you might come off pretty degraded and pretty much everyone will see you as just a sex toy for entertainment.

Sexting: They'll do this a lot too. He can't be physically with you all the time. So, in his free time he will write you dirty messages and expect you to reply immediately. If you don't, he will get upset and jealous, thinking that you are with someone else. If this happens, the sexting will become more aggressive.

Sweetly Slasher (Quinn from the time jump, obviously, from the time cut movie)

Again it cracks me up, because nobody knows this one, but oh well since I'm including unknown slashers, give me your best suggestions for movie slashers that are not included in this list so I can include them and make the list of slashers longer lol.

Dumbification kink: He is literally a genius who was rejected by a girl; so I think he will continually treat you like you are a fool, it's his way of dealing with the situation (apart from the murder, obviously). And in sex that will intensify much more. He wants to overstimulate you and make you unable to respond with anything coherent. He'll say you're his favorite fool and expect you to act like it. He will manipulate you too much to make you do the things he wants you to do and pretend to praise you at the end.

Power play: I don't know if it's really a conventional kink, but I add it because it's in character. This goes hand in hand with the previous kink. He will put you at a disadvantage on multiple occasions, as he constantly needs to make you and himself understand that he is in control of you. So he will literally make all the decisions. He knows your limits and your tastes perfectly, so he always tends to get it right.

Sex toys: He is usually very busy, so he will play with you from a distance with the help of sex toys. He will order you not to move or do anything that could distract or bother him. Just focus on the sensation he is giving you through the toys. If you behave well, he might pay attention to you.

Brahms

Vouyerism: This kink has come up quite a bit, but it is impossible not to add it to Brahms. He will constantly watch you from behind the walls. He will watch you change clothes, bathe, pleasure yourself. He will watch you all the damn time. You would practically be his entertainment and his desire for you will increase much more as he gets to know your habits and your body.

Objectification: After he watches you for a long time, he will see you as an object. It is inevitable. You are the object of his desires. Made for him. That is why if you do not react the same, things will not be easy for you. You are supposed to agree with everything he says. You are supposed to be his alone and belong to him. He will convince you sooner or later and when he does, he will make the mistake of looking at you as his sexual object every time. You will have to be strong to be able to control him.

Overstimulation: He will like it when you overstimulate him. He wants to cum over and over again for you. He likes you to try to make him cry because he is so hypersensitive. He will beg you to make him cum over and over again. It does not matter how much it hurts or how much he cries. He also likes to feel like your toy. Just play with him.

[tiki-was-here]

Y/N and their slasher boyfriend

[makeyoumine69]

Lying on Bateman's broad chest with his Walkman headphones on, listening to his favorite Phil Collins tape, he couldn't stop yapping. And since it was the first time Patrick had ever allowed you to use his Walkman, it would be pretty hard to concentrate on the music because you'd be nervous. The young man would notice it almost instantly, drawing you closer, his brown eyes scanning your pretty face in anticipation of your reaction—your opinion always mattered.

Always.

After all, you were the first person ever to use his Walkman without getting killed, but you'd never know it. Slightly embarrassed, Patrick would nuzzle the crown of your head, tapping his feet to the muffled sound of the music coming from the headphones, and once he finally spotted the way your lips curled into a smile of pure joy—a deep sigh of relief would escape his tight chest.

As you swayed in his arms, he'd help you remove the headphones from your head and immediately ask you. "You like it?" His voice so sweet and almost childish, just like his little, barely visible grin that stirred something deep inside of you.

"Definitely," you beamed and could barely hold back a giggle of pure amusement at how awkward Patrick looked now, his cheeks draped in a light pink. "I like Phil Collins as a solo artist, but Genesis... oh, that's a whole other story."

And that was the moment when Bateman lost it completely, his arms already looped around you in a tight ring that almost made you squeal, the Walkman trapped between your bodies, but neither of you cared.

Cause you were in love.

[fvckuiloveu]

god i love pathetic men

[ginnysgraffiti]

&. PATRICK BATEMAN x yn.

patrick bateman type of bf:

- gets irrationally tense when someone else makes you laugh. silently notes their name and employer.

- insists on walking on the side of the sidewalk closest to the street, not for safety, but for optics.

- gives you expensive gifts with the tags still on — not because you might want to return them, but because he wants you to see the price.

- keeps a framed photo of you in his office that looks normal at first glance, but it’s placed precisely where every client can see it.

- has detailed notes on what you like to eat, drink, wear, and watch — colorcoded in his day planner or his “PB” working agenda.

- if you’re sick, he doesn’t cook or bring soup — he sends a private doctor with a confidentiality clause.

- tries to impress you by casually quoting obscure art history references while adjusting his tie, waiting to see if you notice.

- gets quiet and dangerous if someone compliments you too enthusiastically in front of him. he’ll smile, but his eyes will narrow like he’s memorizing the moment. they surely won’t make it to the next day.

- has a box titled “dinner with You” with all his best CDs and insists on playing it exactly as-is, no shuffling, because the transitions are “psychologically significant.”

- pretends to be indifferent if you cancel plans but stares at the wall in silence for ten minutes after hanging up.

- talks about you to his colleagues like you’re a divine anomaly in a world of mediocrity, with an intensity that makes them very uncomfortable.

- once watched you sleep for two straight hours, then went to work feeling the most relaxed he’d been in months.

- wakes you up at 6 AM to ask if you’ve been using a different moisturizer because “your skin barrier looked slightly compromised last night.”

- hates when you cry, not because it upsets him emotionally — but because “it makes your face all blotchy and uneven” and you don’t deserve it.

- will deadpan “i’d kill for you” then brush it off as a joke, but you can’t tell if he means it or not. we both know the answer.

- has a custom drawer built in his closet with backup items for you: earrings, gloves, a pair of chanel flats, and antihistamines — “in case you’re ever underdressed or overexposed.”

- read books you mention offhandedly so he can bring them up later with “casual” remarks like, “i thought the pacing in the second act of that novel you liked was weak, but maybe you saw something i didn’t.”

- stares at you across the table in an upscale restaurant, silently analyzing which lighting angle makes your bone structure most symmetrical.

- has backup plans for your birthday three years in advance. each one involves a different country, a different hotel suite, and a different designer outfit laid out for you.

- while going shopping for new suits he takes into account what outfits you have that will match and if they don't match then he'll buy you a new outfit.

- if he ever gets to meet your parents, he'll never stop calling them and asking them all about you.

- if getting a new business card, he will always call you beforehand to make sure you like it and agree on the same font and color.

- if truly in love, yes, he could even dress up as the grinch or agree on wearing matching outfits for christmas dinner at your parents’ house.

- would do literally anything to impress your parents.

- calls you randomly every now and then to make sure you’re safe, especially if you’re walking home at night. he would stay on the line all the way to your house so he keeps you company.

- yes, he would manage to get the fanciest table at dorsia for the first date.

[sp1der-wid0w]

guys.. i have a problem 🤦🏾‍♀️

[ghostfacesvalentine]

Princess treatment only - MultiMuse x Fem!Reader

Pairing: Multimuse x Fem!Reader

Warnings: Not many, some mentions of killing, but nothing graphic. Kind of fluffy

Type: HC’s

Request: N/A

Word Count: N/A

Prompt: Some HC’s as to how the muses would give the reader the princess treatment.

Notes: I don’t know where I was going with this, but this is mainly fluff, maybe sometime I’ll spice it up. I just had to get my writing juice brewing. Not proofread at all just go.

Jason Voorhees: Honestly, would treat you like a princess regardless. Will pick flowers for you when he’s outside. Always lets you borrow his flannels. Always walks in front of you to make sure there’s no danger, but looks back constantly to make sure there’s no danger behind you?? lmao. You won’t ever have to lift a finger when you’re with him. Literally at your beck and call. Will try his best not to kill in front of you, but sometimes it just ?? happens lol. Tries to be soft when touching you because you’re literally the most perfect thing that has ever crossed his path.

Michael Myers: Is your literal bodyguard. Will follow you anywhere and everywhere, you might as well call him your shadow. Lets you hug him and climb onto his lap whenever. Won’t hug you back yet, working on it. Nobody comes near you, no exceptions. Sorry. Stares at you most of the time. Can’t say it, but you’re literally flawless to him. Will use his body as a shield for you. Would kill anything for you. Eventually learns to put his palm against your cheek and that’s his second greatest accomplishment, the first being bagging you, literally and figuratively.

Tiffany Valentine: You won’t ever have to worry about a thing when you’re with her. Always gets her hands dirty for you. Lots of cheek and neck kisses. Praises your looks all the time. She will always brag about you whether it’s what you do, how you look, anything and everything. She would always make sure you have the latest clothes. She’d make sure you always had your staple make up pieces available. When it comes to killing, she’d get creative, that way you guys will never have literal blood on your hands, especially you, never you.

Billy Loomis: Lots of nicknames. Kinda only has a soft spot for you. Can never ever tell you no and stick to it. Won’t hesitate to kill anyone who makes fun of him for this. Drives you everywhere. Ties your shoes. Always makes time for you. Will help you pick out your outfits and tell you which one he likes and which one he doesn’t. Will wear the bracelets you make him. Anything in his closet is yours, help yourself. Always touching you, holding your hand, holding your waist, you’ve infatuated him enough to have him carelessly cover you in soft kisses, laying his head on your shoulder. Kinda creative with dates tbh.

Stu Macher: You will forever be his princess. Will carry you across puddles. Lots of cheek and forehead kisses. Would learn how to paint your nails for you during class. Always makes sure you have a good grade on your exam, whether he has to swap out the papers after class or make sure you get the right answers, you can absolutely count on him. You don’t have to use your brain around him, no worries. Thinks you look adorable in his sweaters, especially oversized. Loves when you sit on his lap. Prioritizes you over anything and everything. Even if you don’t like horror movies, Stu would absolutely find something else for you to watch.

Patrick Bateman: Honestly, when he falls in love with you, it’s princess treatment only. Will give you a skin care routine and help you follow through with it. Kind of makes you feel dumb, but not like a stupid dumb, more like a ‘oh dear sweet baby you are a little dumb but pretty, but dumb, let me help you’ Same thing if you fall asleep with your makeup on, Patricks on the way with the micellar makeup remover. Will speak up for you if you don’t like a service, he won’t be mean about it unless he has to. Always makes sure you’re hydrated (also part of your skin care routine). You will be a housewife/girlfriend. Feel free to splurge, you are his trophy princess after all. Will take you anywhere you want. Will make things up for you if he has to be at work late.

Leatherface: I don’t ever see a scenario where Bubba does not treat his s/o like a princess. It’s like part of the deal. Either way, expect wild flowers all the time. It’s his favorite thing to do for you. He even makes you a vase and makes sure your flowers are always fresh. Will literally die and kill for you without any hesitation. At his knees for you. Bubba will crawl to you across pins and needles if you asked him to. He’s always making sure you’re comfortable and safe, never hungry or in your mind for too long. Melts at your touch. Would learn how to dance just to dance to your favorite songs. Always gets awestruck with you.

Harley Quinn: Will absolutely take you anywhere you want, no matter how random it is. Always dazed when looking at you. Keeps pictures of you all dressed up in her bag or car or wherever she goes. Selina gave her a heart shaped locket once and yeah, you guessed it, the cutest picture of you is in there. Doesn’t hesitate to shoot any man for you. Leaves your face covered in red kisses. She would do anything to make you laugh. Anything you want, it’s yours! Just point at it.

Poison Ivy: Pamela will always spoil you, regardless of how you act. You’ve heard of people growing gardens for their s/o, she would grow forests for you. She’s the most gentle with you, gentle caresses and soft kisses. Paints your nails, brushes your hair while adding flowers into the locks. Always admires dressing you up and putting make up on you. Almost never wants you to leave. Slow dances with you. She’d do anything to keep you out of danger. You think Michael is a good bodyguard? Pamela is the bodyguard.

Bruce Wayne: hhnnnngh. Ok. No but you are the Princess Wayne. Spoiling you rotten goes without saying. Anything your little heart desires is yours. Helps you get dressed. His favorite is helping you with your stockings. Gentle kisses everywhere. Brushes your hair. Lifting you up constantly when there’s a crack in the pavement. Always the driver. Your safety is always first, always. No because whatever you want means whatever you want, which is why there are hello kitty plushies scattered across the Wayne manor. You’ve somehow managed to get your own cozy theater in there too. Princess treatment also means Bruce having to lay back just a teeny bit on Batman just to guard you too while you sleep.

Jason Todd: nmmnnmf YES. I don’t see him treating his s/o any other way. Lots of pet names. Loooves to help you get dressed. Sits you on the counter as he cooks. Never lets you out of his sight. Anything you want it’s yours. Always buying you cute socks and letting you wear his clothes. Forehead kisses. Oh man it’s so disgusting how much Jason loves his princess. Always taking pictures of you, no matter the angle. Would 1000000% tie bows into your hair if you asked.

Billy Hargrove: Honestly if he’s in love with you, princess treatment is granted. Always giving you his jackets, especially when you wear skirts or dresses out. Lifting you over mud and puddles. Subtle kisses on the head while you’re out. Body guard mode activated. He kinda becomes your shadow, appearing out of nowhere and greeting you with a kiss on the forehead. Ties your shoes without asking. Wiping any tears or smeared makeup off your face. Winks at you all the timeee.

Steve Harrington: Kind of similar to Stu, he always makes sure you pass your class. Poor princess doesn’t use her brain in school, too busy trying to stay awake. Always gives you his jacket, even if you don’t want to wear it, he’ll wrap it around you. Finds any excuse to carry you or pick you up. So affectionate. Kisses on the cheek, lips, forehead. Sometimes he will miss and kiss your eye but ugh it’s so fucking cute. Only has eyes for you. Tying your shoes, putting your socks on, literally just dressing you in general is a must. Literally will take you wherever you want, whenever. Drops everything when you call. Such a sucker with the nicknames for you.

Steve Rogers: Ugh another one. Think of him as a body guard who you get to kiss and sit on his lap. Always drops everything to make sure you’re okay. Cannot take his eyes off of you. So smooth with the reassurance. Kisses on the forehead constantly. Always tucks you in. Would help you bathe if you asked. Pulls you onto his lap every time you both sit down. Whatever you want, you’ll get. If he can’t do it, he’ll find a way. Cups your face in his hands when you cry, kisses your tears away. Ugh he’s your literal teddy bear, if you don’t like to be smothered? Pick another muse.

Bucky Barnes: Similar to Steve, he’s your shadow, but he’s a little more … upfront with it. He’s constantly wrapping an arm around you, eyeing anyone who’s eyeing you. He’s so gentle if you’re sensitive. Kissing your cheek is his favorite. Always lingering his fingertips around your crevices. Makes sure you’re never hungry. Always up before you are. Lets you sleep in. If you fight, he will never raise his voice at you. Ready to carry you if you’re too tired to keep walking around. Slow dances with you just because. He’s always worried for you, making sure you’re okay, you’re not sick or hungry. Pet names with him are a must.

Loki Laufeyson: Okkkk and in what situation did you ever think loki was not going to give you the princess treatment??? You are literal Princess Laufeyson. Though he, and Sebastian maybe, are the only ones who can probably, maybe, say no to you, if you pout enough maybe he’ll come to a compromise with you. He never wants to upset you though. Would literally wipe out a small world for you. Or a few. Ok even betray anyone for you. Always cleaning your smeared makeup, fixing your hair, wiping you because you spilled your drink. He’s so devoted to you, im going to throw up. He devours you with his eyes from a distance, you’re never leaving his sight.

Cloud Strife: Ugh ok. Literal bodyguard, as he’s hired to be at times. At your beck and call, though he’d never admit it. Such a sucker and can never say no to you. Though it may take time, he can start calling you ‘baby’ ‘sweet girl’ ‘love’ he’s so infatuated with you and doesn’t know how to handle it. Your safety is his priority. Always listens to you ramble on and on. Brings you flowers for no reason other than he was thinking of you. He’s such a sucker for you. Follows you everywhere.

Sebastian Michaelis: He’s probably the most tame out of everyone but that doesn’t mean he’s not a sucker. There are rules he’s willing to bend for you, literally willing to kill anyone that has the slightest interest in hurting you. Always makes sure you’re fed and if you want a sweet treat, he’s on it. Listens to you talk, even if it’s silly. Dances with you almost every night. He’s so graceful with it. Dressing you and feeding you is his favorite but he might throw in a few teases “poor sweet baby, you haven’t woken up yet to tell your left foot from your right” as you rub your eyes with the wrong shoes on. Of course he’s willing to help, even if he has the idea that you do this on purpose, he's more than happy to oblige.

Spencer Reid: Though his job wouldn’t encourage it, he still drops almost everything to answer you. Always finds a way to share time with his job and his attention to you. Reads to you all the time, whether in person or over the phone. He’s always making comparisons of you being the princess in most fictional stories that you both come across. He’s so gentle with you. Caresses your face all the time. You lay your head on his lap or sit on his lap as he reads away. Always making sure to keep up with your well-being before his own. Would 10000% pick up a habit of writing you little notes or picking flowers for you or taking Polaroids or something to remind you of your everlasting presence in his mind.