#Patton Family

[fundieinfoplace]

Breaking News: A New Baby Patton

Drew and Gabby are expecting their 3rd child due Oct 2023. Baby will join big siblings Rylie and Colton

[fundieshaderoom]

Fundie and Adjacents: October in a Glimpse

Births:

Jonah and Grace Wilson gave birth to their first children Sailor and Skye on October 4.

Gabrielle (Perez) and Andrew Patton gave birth to their third child Denver Alan on October 8. He joins an older brother and sister.

Alyssa and Josiah Paine gave birth to their first child Mia Gayle on October 14.

Kristen Nicole and Justin Young gave birth to their fifth child Maverick James on October 16. He joins 2 older brothers and 2 older sisters.

Christiana (Clark) and Michael Mauro gave birth to their second child Luca Charles on October 20. He joins older brother Mikey.

Courtney (Collingsworth) and Michael Metz gave birth to their second child Evie Mae 6 weeks early on October 20. She joins older brother Theo.

Lexi and Jeremiah Willis gave birth to their third child Hayes Gerald on October 24. He joins an older brother and sister.

Erin (Bates) and Chad Paine gave birth to their sixth child William Gage on October 30 (a month early). He joins an older brother and 4 older sisters.

Pregnancies:

Tori (Bates) and Bobby Smith announced they are expecting their fifth child. This baby will join 2 brothers and 2 sisters.

Alli (Perez) and Stephen Trewell announced they are expecting twins in May 2024. These two babies will join a big brother and sister.

Aaron and Gracie Keyes announced they are expecting their son child, a son named Brooks Davis "Davis", in May 2024. Davis will join an older sister.

Proposals:

Heidi Coverett and Timothy Rodrigues got engaged on October 6.

Lydia Ballinger and Thomas Herring got engaged. They plan to wed on December 13, 2023.

Weddings:

Emerson Wells and Jackson Bates got married in Florida on October 14.

Losses:

Ruth (Wissmann) and Ryan Bourlier announced that they experienced an ectopic pregnancy in September.

Divorce:

Olivia (Meggs) and Ethan Plath announced their divorce.

[dramaticwithoutgender]

In case anyone wanted to see what all the cards Janus wrote for Remus said,

[deviatedfromtheplan]

thot daughter

gay son

boy mom

girl dad

weaponised incompetence uncle

trauma bonding aunt

black cat neighbour

golden retriever sister-in-law

i can’t escape this family

[logan-the-artist]

based on an actual conversation i had

[let-roman-bite-someone]

overlooked scenes in sanders sides episodes that i really like pt. 20

roman’s delivery of this line is SENDING ME lmao also logan cradling his gift from roman like a baby, while roman hugs patton’s pasta the same way

[dustylogicalityrat]

the famILY according to the sides in the 5 year anniversary episode!

we got Sh!t-Talking Sassy Aunt Janus, Fresh-Outta-Jail Uncle Remus, Gay Emo Cousin Virgil, Mom Logan, Hotshot Son Roman, and Dad Patton!!

(my best friend suggested i doodled them like this in the style i'm trying out!)

@thatsthat24

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

What if Virgil formed as a gray/neutral side but Janus saw the little spider eyes forming under his regular ones how snarky and jumpy and standoffish he was and how he hissed just like Janus when anyone approached too quickly and was like "is anyone gonna adopt that" and didn't wait for an answer (because he knew if he did then Patton would appear with his hand up immediately)

[casart]

Smile💜

I had the honour of working with @asoftervirge for this year's @sandersidesbigbang !!

I got to be the artist for her lovely fic Smile that you can read on ao3~☆

[ID] (Image depicts a human version of Janus and Virgil Sanders. Janus is dressed in his lawyer attire; while Virgil is wearing his canon stitched outfit.

The two are sitting in a dark room devoid of a background, illuminated by a warm light. Virgil is currently experiencing anxiety, grasping at his hoodie strings. His brows are furrowed in frustration as tears roll down his face. Janus is attempting to comfort Virgil; having an arm around his shoulder. He appears to be speaking softly.)

[moondeew]

based on this post by @halfhissandwich and @pattons-second-cookie-v2 :3

yea I still don’t have an orange design so just some angry eyes will have to do lol

[bonker-bananas]

okay sanders sides board game headcanons go

roman-

has the shortest attention span you have ever seen in your entire life, 90% of the time he has to be bribed to play a game longer than five to ten minutes. uno is the exception.

loves-uno, the idea of risk

hates-most other games, the reality of risk

logan-

into the most long, complicated, rule-and-insane-mechanic-heavy games you could possibly find. also anything trivia or random-knowledge-based. he and virgil make everyone play dnd. he is the dm and only does very elaborate homebrew stuff.

loves-trivial pursuit, everdell, that one stock market game that’s really confusing, matching games likes eye spot it, scrabble, mobius (math bananagrams)

hates-those games where you just roll dice and pass them between the players for five minutes

virgil-

either short games where you brutally destroy your opponents or long games where you brutally destroy your opponents, depending on his mood. also teams up with logan to make everyone play dnd.

loves-unstable unicorns, monopoly, uno

hates-any cooperative/working-together-as-a-team games

patton

big fan of games that let you be on teams or work with other players. loves games where you collect cards with characters on them but is usually bad at the actual game. really is just bad at most games, to be honest. he’s a good sport about it, though. (he likes to make jokes about how “your dad is getting too old for these games” and is immediately shut down by logan because “we’re literally all the same age, patton.”) he doesn’t mind long games but doesn’t do well with extremely complicated games. loves physical building/balance games, weirdly good at trivial pursuit.

loves-pokemon, any cooperative/working-together-as-a-team games, catan (he likes to build little houses with the blocks), bananagrams, jenga, suspend

hates-“now, hate is a strong word, but-” any games where players or characters “die”, uno (apologizes whenever he does literally anything to anyone)

janus-

obviously any game where you have to pretend/lie but also strategy-heavy games that require a lot of planning and thinking. likes slower paced games and takes forever on every single turn he has, no matter what game it is.

loves-mafia, bs, runes and regulations, solitaire (he and logan sometimes sit next to each other and play separate games of solitaire and race to finish theirs first. Janus always cheats.)

hates-wham (he hates the one hand only rule)

remus-

anything wildly inappropriate but also anything structured like apples to apples. give-me-a-prompt-and-i’ll-answer-it-in-a-weird-way games. has a longer attention span than roman but only if he’s interested in the game.

loves-cards against humanity, apples to apples, ransom notes, operation, trophies (he always manages to find words that only technically fit the prompt and you want to disqualify him but you can’t. very annoying.), the telephone game where you have to draw

hates-any game that you just play with a deck of cards (no gimmick and therefore boring)

[fundieinfoplace]

Breaking News: Denver is here

Denver Alan Patton was born October 8th 2023 to Andrew and Gabrielle Patton making them parents to Rylie Grace, Colton Andrew, a angel in heaven and Denver Alan.

Thanks @fundieshaderoom for the info.

[fundieshaderoom]

Fundie and Adjacent Families I Follow: Babies Due in October

Kristen Nicole and Justin Young are expecting their 5th child. He will join 2 older brothers and 2 older sisters.

Jeremiah and Lexi Willis are expecting their 3rd child. He will join 1 older brother and 1 older sister.

Gabrielle (Perez) and Andrew Patton are expecting their 3rd child. He will join 1 older brother and 1 older sister.

Christiana (Clark) and Michael Mauro are expecting their second child. He will join an older brother.

Josiah and Alyssa Paine are expecting their first child, a daughter named Mia.

Michelle (Seewald) and Elijah Barger are expecting their first child, a daughter named Isla Jane.

[pattons-second-cookie-v2]

Your honor, I’m sorry. Again.

I wasn’t paying attention.

I was thinking about it. Again.

[emoprincey]

The thing about Patton is that he isn't innocent. He's a dad.

He doesn't swear because like. They're in a YouTube video, he knows there could be kiddos watching.

He talks about babies being brought by storks because that is (i think?) what some parents tell their children.

He's not some innocent baby, he just acts like a parent.

[dave-nutstaine]

I love being in love with silly band guys