Breaking News: Another Bates Married
Jackson Bates and Emerson Wells married today Oct 14th 2023.
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One day I will post my numerous pages of comparative analysis of the Wells and Wong families, but until then the upshot of it is: best crack friendship pairing is Mrs Wong and Lord Hastings.
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Fundie and Adjacents: October in a Glimpse
Births:
Jonah and Grace Wilson gave birth to their first children Sailor and Skye on October 4.
Gabrielle (Perez) and Andrew Patton gave birth to their third child Denver Alan on October 8. He joins an older brother and sister.
Alyssa and Josiah Paine gave birth to their first child Mia Gayle on October 14.
Kristen Nicole and Justin Young gave birth to their fifth child Maverick James on October 16. He joins 2 older brothers and 2 older sisters.
Christiana (Clark) and Michael Mauro gave birth to their second child Luca Charles on October 20. He joins older brother Mikey.
Courtney (Collingsworth) and Michael Metz gave birth to their second child Evie Mae 6 weeks early on October 20. She joins older brother Theo.
Lexi and Jeremiah Willis gave birth to their third child Hayes Gerald on October 24. He joins an older brother and sister.
Erin (Bates) and Chad Paine gave birth to their sixth child William Gage on October 30 (a month early). He joins an older brother and 4 older sisters.
Pregnancies:
Tori (Bates) and Bobby Smith announced they are expecting their fifth child. This baby will join 2 brothers and 2 sisters.
Alli (Perez) and Stephen Trewell announced they are expecting twins in May 2024. These two babies will join a big brother and sister.
Aaron and Gracie Keyes announced they are expecting their son child, a son named Brooks Davis "Davis", in May 2024. Davis will join an older sister.
Proposals:
Heidi Coverett and Timothy Rodrigues got engaged on October 6.
Lydia Ballinger and Thomas Herring got engaged. They plan to wed on December 13, 2023.
Weddings:
Emerson Wells and Jackson Bates got married in Florida on October 14.
Losses:
Ruth (Wissmann) and Ryan Bourlier announced that they experienced an ectopic pregnancy in September.
Divorce:
Olivia (Meggs) and Ethan Plath announced their divorce.
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the memes and jokes about biden dropping out are all great but PLEASE dont turn away and forget the victims of him directly funding a genocide. these are real people that are still being impacted by his cruelty, their tragedies are still ongoing and they need our support more than ever.
if I can suggest a Palestinian family to support, I'll highly recommend Yusuf and his family—who has been vetted for [here]. The GoFundMe breaks down the costs, including the urgent need for an eight year old child to have a kidney replacement, but only €8,404 is currently needed for his family to pay crossing and coordination fees!!
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I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them
People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human
“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”
“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”
“Yeah!!”
“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”
“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“
“How illogical”
“That’s what I’m saying!!!”
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“no one is born in this world to be alone!”
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whenever right wing people talk about “parental rights” they are talking about property rights. they are arguing for further political and legal enshrinement of their children as their literal actual property
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Who’s coming to the cookout?
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It wasn’t supposed to be a secret.
If you died while with the league, you will no longer be acknowledged to have existed, especially if you died during a mission. A disappointment will not be remembered.
The bats and birds don’t like speaking about the people they have lost, so they don’t. If someone ask about the dead, they will tell the person they don’t talk about that.
So how was Damian supposed to know that he should have told his father about his dead brother?
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While I do find it funny that henchmen in Gotham probably warn each other about the Red Hood because he's a bat who will actually kill you. I think it would be better if Jason was actually seen as some sort of savior or idol to like 90% of the goons scattered around Gotham. Doesn't matter who they work for, they all know Jason, former crime-lord that took over majority of Gotham's underground in one night.
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Jason, years after the events of UTRH, now fighting crime alongside the batfam, except every goon he runs into immediately recognizes him, stops fighting, and starts begging.
the first time it happens, Jason assumes they're begging for their lives only to hear them begging for him to return to the crime lord business so they can work for him and not Gotham's current money-stingy, abusive rogues (Black Mask lol)
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Jason showing up to patrol as backup for Dick in an overrun warehouse full of Two-Face's henchmen and as Jason's about to interfere, one of the men stops dead in their tracks and stares really hard at Jason until:
Goon: Oh my God, boss, is that you?
Jason, pulling out his guns, about to shoot:
Goon: Mr. Hood, sir???
Jason, halfway about to pull the trigger: Wait a min–Jeremy? Oh wow, it's been ages! How's the wife?
Goon (Jeremy): Oh my God it IS you, holy shit where have you BEEN? Me and the guys miss you, man!
Dick, with a knife at his throat: What is happening right now
Jason: Ahh, well, crime-lording just wasn't fitting in on the daily schedule. Tryna turn over a new leaf and all that
Goon (Jeremy): Aw, that's disappointing. We really liked working for you, right guys?
[Chorus of enthusiastic "YEAHS" from the rest of the henchmen (even the one holding Dick at knifepoint)]
Goon (Jeremy): Well, anyways, I can't beat you up knowing you're my old boss! You gave us the best health benefits! We'll just let you take the evidence and leave.
Jason: Aw, thanks guys :)
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And that's why 95% percent of Jason's missions in Gotham end in success. Not because he's willing to kill people or because rogues are terrified of him, but because 90% of the rogues' henchmen once worked for Jason and fuckin love him lol.
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Mutual “Adult Supervision”
Danny Fenton may age, but his ghost form sure doesn’t. He’s an adult in his civilian life, but his hero form is perpetually 14. Which isn’t that big of a deal, but it is annoying how people outside of Amity keep treating him like a child when he’s trying to help.
Then he meets Captain Marvel, who is his inverse. An actual kid who transforms into an adult body for hero work.
And they have a genius idea: they can become each other’s “adult supervision” for things!
Danny Fenton can act as the “adoptive father” to Billy Batson for civilian matters, while Captain Marvel can act as the “mentor” to Phantom for hero work!
Now people will finally stop bothering them!
Edited because oops i made a pretty major typo - i originally accidentally wrote that he didn’t age in his “human form” instead of “ghost form”, which was the opposite of what i meant, so i corrected it just now
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Wells Family - Exciting Expectant
Kendra showed Charlie the test when she got home who was equally as excited.
They both stood in small hallway staring at the test, and enjoying each others embrace.
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Fundie Families and Adjacents I Follow: Wells
Tyrone David Wells "Ty"
Michelle Lynn Lamothe
Ty and Michelle share 4 children, 2 children-in-law, and a grandson
Hunter David
2. Makenzie "Kenzie"
3. Emerson Hope- April 22, 2003
4. Nicolas
Kenzie married Jon Contestabile on March 19, 2021.
Hunter married Morgan (August 24, 1994) on November 11, 2018. They share a son.
Judah David- January 2, 2022
Emerson married Jackson Ezekiel Bates (February 17, 2002) on October 14, 2023.
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Someone help him
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