#dadceit

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Love thinking about their dynamic pre-canon

[halfhissandwich]

The sides raising Thomas like their child is probably my favorite au

[sympathetic-deception]

What are the chances there's Dadceit roaming around out there? Remus and Roman his kids, perhaps Virgil as well.

[onthevirgeofdestruction]

I collabed with the fabulously talented @krowfics for this year's @tss-storytime Big Bang! This story rocks, and you know I love me some dadceit and villainy! Please go read the amazing story on AO3! Lil bonus under the cut.

Bonus Virgil from when I was practicing the comic book art style for the main piece. I thought the classic heroes-and-villains setting should have some comic-book like art.

[no-need-to-demonstrate-art]

I was gonna try and do this anyway, but then decided that this would be perfect for the #pastadtiys03 by @pasta_is_ok_sometimes on Instagram!

I don't know how to draw babies lol so bear with me- He is kinda cute though 🙃

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Virgil: Can you check for monsters under the bed?

Janus: The monsters don’t live under our beds, they live inside of us.

Virgil:

Janus: Goodnight.

[sketchydetails17]

Just realized I never posted this onto my tumblr! I’ve been watching a lot of the 1960s Addams Family, and god they’re pure 🥺 and I’ve wanted to draw the Dark Sides as some scenes from the Addams Family for so long, and I really liked this scene :D

[oldkamelle]

messy boy remus & papa jan

[thecrowslullaby]

I forgot to post these here.

Janus: I am perfectly capable of raising a functioning side by myself.

Patton: you messed up some perfectly good sides is what you did *points at Virgil*look him, got anxiety. *points at Remus* and I don't even know where to begin with that one.

Comic 2:

Logan: Now let's review some basics before we join the road, shall we?

You spot Patton and Roman on the street. Now Virgil, what do you hit?

Virgil: OH definitely Roman. I could never hurt Patton.

Logan: *loosing his will to live*The breaks, Virgil. The breaks.

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Janus: Virgil what happened?

Virgil: [sobbing] idk why don’t you ask Remus

Janus: Remus what did you do?

Remus: he sneezed and i accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of bless you

Janus:

Janus: how could you even say that by accident?

[theeerealpunkin]

Janus: It's 3 fucking am, this is the fifth time this week. It's Wednesday. I will pack up your things & send you to the Light Sides if you keep waking me up, you horrors.

(he wouldn't. He loves his kids)

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Virgil falls asleep on the couch and later Janus sits next to him

While he's asleep he can't control his feelings so Virgil's body senses Janus near and recognises the safety and love that he provided him when they were younger so he unconsciously snuggles up to him in his sleep

Janus freezes and trembles slightly as his mind is taken over by memories of him being cuddled by 5-year-old Virgil all those years ago

He allows himself to enjoy the moment, but he's gone by the time Virgil wakes up, and he doesn't mention it ever (until he finds out that Remus watched the whole thing from the shadows)

[halfhissandwich]

some dadceit content? :0

Dadceit my beloved <3

[3ternalslumber]

The doodle of Roman and Virgil is fanart for pasta_is_okay_sometimes on Instagram. Close up of the smaller doodles under the cut.

[moceit]

Home Is Where...

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Summary: It's boring being a teenager when you have no friends and are stuck working as a waiter at your dad's restaurant. At least that's what Virgil thought until a set of twins move into town and start attending school with him. Now how will Virgil survive after letting himself befriend Remus Rey? Suddenly Virgil's life becomes a roller coaster of never-ending adrenaline that he wasn't prepared for... and neither were his parents.

Pairings: Platonic Dukexiety, Eventual Prinxiety, Divorced/Eventual Moceit, Background/Implied Intrulogical, Brief One-Sided Logince

Prologue

Word Count: 1,533

Chapter Warnings: Divorce, lmk if something needs tagged

Read on AO3

"Attack!" the little boy with a toy dinosaur in his hand screamed as he jumped off his bed and onto the pile of blankets and pillows he had laying on the floor.

"Raaaaawr!" he waved the dinosaur in the air to make it look like the toy was the one rawring before he threw the dinosaur at a ton of blocks he had stacked up to stand in place of a skyscraper.

"Destruction!" the little boy cheered as he threw his hands in the air in celebration when his dinosaur toppled over his skyscraper.

"Virgil~" came the recognizable singsong voice of his daddy.

Virgil looked over at his bedroom door to see both of his parents standing there watching him. "Daddy! Papa!" he shouted as he ran up to greet them. He threw himself into a hug between both of his parents who hugged him back.

"Time for bed, kiddo." said Virgil's papa as he stroked his hair.

Virgil threw his head back and groaned as he wiggled himself out of the hug. "Five more minutes?"

Both of his parents glanced at each other and back at him with the same look in their eyes that often told Virgil he was about to be disappointed.

"Afraid not." said his daddy. He came further into the room and lowered himself to be more at eye level with Virgil who was frowning at his parents with begging eyes. "You have school tomorrow so you have to go to bed early."

"Yeah," Virgil's papa squatted down next to his daddy and placed a hand on one of Virgil's shoulders, "your first day of kindergarten. You wanna get lots of sleep tonight so you can wake up refreshed and ready for your big day tomorrow. Okay, kiddo?"

Virgil perked up a little. He had been looking forward to starting kindergarten all summer long and tomorrow he'd finally get to go. Virgil ran to his bed and jumped into it.

His dads followed him, picking up the blankets and pillows discarded on the floor as they went. They helped get Virgil's bed put back together so he could sleep in it that night. After replacing the stuff onto the bed they each gave him a kiss goodnight.

"Wait!" Virgil sprang up from his bed as his papa pulled away from him.

"What?

Virgil ran to where he had left his toy dinosaur in the rubble and picked it up before climbing back into bed.

"Okay!"

Both of his parents planted another kiss on his forehead and wished him goodnight. Virgil closed his eyes. His dads crept out of his room, making sure not to step on any of the blocks they'd remember to have Virgil clean up tomorrow. His papa was the last one out of the room. He flicked off the main light leaving only the dim purple night light to illuminate Virgil's bedroom before slowly closing the door behind him.

Virgil's eyes shot open when he heard the click of his bedroom door. He listened carefully for the sound of his dads' footsteps pad their way down the stairs. Virgil waited for one beat, two beats, then sprang himself out of bed and tiptoed his way across his bedroom to the door that he quietly pulled open. Virgil continued tiptoeing down the hall until he was sitting at the top of the stairs where he could listen in on his parents' conversation from the living room below.

"I can probably stay at my mother's until I find a place close by to rent." Virgil overheard his daddy say.

"That's like an hour away from here. Is that fair to Virgil?" his papa replied. Virgil tensed at the mention of his name. What were they discussing that could possibly pertain to him and his grandma?

"Is any of this fair to Virgil?"

There was a second of silence. Virgil leaned forward, whatever they were talking about really piqued his interest and he didn't want to miss a word.

His papa sighed before finally saying. "No… it isn't. But we can't keep living like this. It's a toxic fantasy that's hurting all of us. We have to give each other space before we both go absolutely crazy and—"

"—and I opted to leave." Virgil's daddy finished his papa's sentence.

"Don't say it like that, Janus."

"Well how do you want me to word it, Patton? We have to separate before we both go insane! One of us needs to move out! We can sort out Virgil's custody later, but for now I think it's best if I make the move as soon as possible."

Virgil felt panic rise in his chest. What did his daddy mean by leaving? Was he going away forever? Virgil was not having it. He ran down the stairs and turned the corner into the living room to meet his dads sitting on the couch staring back at him.

"Virgil?" his papa stood from the sofa. Virgil hadn't realized he started crying until his papa was knelt in front of him brushing tears and hair from his eyes. "What's wrong, kiddo?"

Virgil couldn't bring himself to admit what he overheard upstairs. He blubbered some nonsense as he pressed his face into his papa's shoulder. Virgil wiped the snot and tears on his papa's sleeve as he continued to console his son.

His papa looked over at his daddy who had also stood from the couch and was watching the two of them. "Janus, can you help me?"

Virgil's daddy came up behind Virgil and lowered himself down. He began rubbing soothing circles around Virgil's back. Virgil shifted himself into his daddy's arms as he tried to calm down.

Virgil's daddy pulled Virgil away from him a little so he could look into the boy's eyes. "Are you okay?" his daddy asked.

"I want a bedtime story." Virgil managed to gasp out instead of what he wanted to say.

Both of his parents looked at each other. "A bedtime story?" Virgil knew they didn't believe him, but his dads played along anyway

"There's no need to cry over a bedtime story. If you want one you don't have to be afraid to ask."

Virgil stepped away from his parents and wiped the remaining mess from his face onto his pajama sleeve. He nodded solemnly then led his dads back up the stairs and into his bedroom.

His papa picked him up and placed him back into his bed while his daddy picked out a storybook from his bookshelf.

Virgil's papa took a seat at the foot of his bed. His daddy handed the book to his papa and went to sit on the floor next to Virgil's head.

"Goodnight moon." his papa read the title of the book off to Virgil who snuggled under his covers. Virgil's papa read the entire book as he and his daddy listened.

When he finished he placed the book on Virgil's bedside table. Both of his parents gave him a third kiss goodnight and stood to leave. His daddy walked out of the bedroom and his papa tried to follow but was stopped by one of Virgil's tiny hands reaching up and resting against his arm.

"Is there something else you need, kiddo?" he asked, looking down at the boy laying in bed.

Virgil was about to reveal what really upset him earlier. "Papa? Daddy is not going away for good, is he?"

His papa gave him another one of those looks. "Oh, no baby, no!" he tried to assure the five-year-old. "He's not going away for good." he paused only for a second before adding. "Your daddy is just going on a little vacation from home for a few months. He'll come back soon, I promise!"

"How soon?"

His papa hesitated before answering. "I don't know," he replied truthfully. "But you'll get to see him lots during his vacation. We'll make sure of that, okay?"

Virgil rested his head against his pillow. "Okay papa. Goodnight." he wasn't sure if he was satisfied with his papa's answer, but he didn't press it further. His papa gave him a fourth kiss goodnight and left the bedroom again as Virgil hugged his dinosaur close and fell into a restless sleep.

A few months would pass. His daddy would find a new home to live just a few minutes away while he was on "vacation." Virgil would visit frequently and he loved spending time with his daddy at his temporary house.

Those few months would turn into a year and Virgil's parents would have to explain that daddy's vacation from home would become permanent and that would be how Virgil would first learn about divorce and what that meant for his family.

They would settle on a custody agreement where Virgil would switch homes every couple days. It was jarring for the little six-year-old at first, but he started to get used to the constant jumping back and forth. It became fun for him to mix things up.Just a few months after explaining that daddy was never coming home the divorce would be finalized and this arrangement would become Virgil's new normal. Something the boy would find wouldn't always be easy.

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Janus: Remus cannot know about my date tonight.

Virgil: Don’t worry, I’m not a gossip. And if I were, it wouldn’t be to my little brother about my dad’s love life.