#Percy Jackson rules

[percyjacksonzeus]

Dude!!!! This episode was all I could ask for but also packed one of the best scenes that Rick has ever written, like we wanted to see Percy in a plane we wanted to see Percy on the news bawling his eyes out about his step father telling everyone to go get some free appliances. Uncle Rick what the hell man?!?!

[demigods-posts]

the biggest thing thalia and percy have in common is not their being a child of the big three gods. but their unmatched adoration for annabeth chase. because listen. these two will fight each other any chance they get. but the second you speak ill on their girl. it's on sight.

[poisonpercy]

Nico’s perception of himself is his own worst enemy. Peak example of self fulfilling prophecy

[shorlinesorrows]

Give me a Percy Jackson who hates swim team. Who went to a public pool for swim lessons once when he was five and started to sob the second his skin hit the water

give me a Percy Jackson who is always just the slightest bit unsettled at pools because water is never meant to have the life sucked out of it and be divided into lanes or put in boxes in the ground

Water isn’t meant to be contained.

a percy jackson whose skin feels like it’s slowly beginning to burn when he tries to swim in chlorinated water, who hates any set swim stroke with a passion and can’t stick to one for the life of him

who doesn’t understand why you’d want to keep only to the surface of the water, when being cradled under the surface is everything

because swimming is supposed to be like the tides, maybe patterned, but never identical, it’s supposed to be flowing with the world around you as you please

Give me a Percy Jackson who loves the sheer nature of water so much that he can’t help but quietly despise our “pools” and their dead water with their constricted sides and restrictions on what it means to change with the world around you

A Percy Jackson who is the child of water in its most natural state, and who can hardly bear to see the way society has attempted to contain it and sterilize it and strip away its power

He hates swim team, but that’s only the half of it

[mydairpercabeth]

show percabeth is eating book 1 percabeth up

[mo-mode]

I love how unserious Percy is about the “no leaving camp unless it’s for a quest” rule now. Either Chiron tried to stop him once and he just gave him the middle finger while walking backwards down the hill or he completely forgot about the rule and no one’s fucking brave enough to tell him anymore. Now he just leaves whenever for whatever and everyone else is like “yeah that’s Percy, he’s probably seeing a movie with his girlfriend or having dinner with his mom. Or he’s going to fist fight a titan, It’s really a toss up these days” and they don’t know which one it is until he’s back

[fishbonedotcom]

Incredibly glad they made Riptide a regular bic pen rather then a gold one from the movies

[mybitterbisexualarse]

The minute I hear 'Riptide' in this show is the minute I ascend to another plane of existence

[kekaki-cupcakes]

Every gay m/m ship [and then some] can dress up as these two and it always works.

[caramelmacchiato07]

guys we’ve gaslighted ourselves into thinking travis stoll and katie gardner are canon

[godly-mistake]

percy as a happy god is no longer percy at all

[demigods-posts]

i think the funniest way rick could slip in a swear word in the books is not in a carefully built up and thought out dramatic scene but in the most casual way where you wouldn't expect it. like imagine annabeth doing the most outlandish and random and weirdest thing percy has ever seen her do and he just goes "annabeth, what the fuck was that?" and then they just move on like the swear word didn't happen. because i think that'd be hilarious.

[rayssion]

Nico: you know guys one day I'm gonna die.

Everyone:

Nico: and when I do, I won't enter Elysium right away. I'll wait at the gate until every one of you is there.

Everyone: how swee–

Nico: so I can make sure and tell dad and the judges to send all of your asses to asphodel so I can have some peace and fucking quietness.

[didnt-want-to-be-a-halfblood]

Someone said surely Percy's dad would give Percy a recommendation letter without the extra hassle.

And they're right but I bet you anything you're not allowed to ask your parents.

Percy, on verge of tears: dad please you said I was your favorite

Poseidon, God of the sea & earthquakes: sorry kiddo it's nepotism 😔

[yonemurishiroku]

i think jason should have zero shame about showing affection actually. i think he would confess as soon as he realizes his feelings after making sure it wouldn't scare nico away. i think he shouldn't hide the joy that makes him smile like an idiot whenever nico holds his hands. i think jason should say i love yous a hundred times in a day, each as sincere as the last. i think he should grin back when leo shouts at them to get a room. i think he should be able to gross leo out until the guy goes from teasing to straight-up getting goosebumps from cringe. i think jason should be able to say all cheesy lines like 'you're pretty' first thing in the morning when nico's as dolled up as a sleep-deprived raccoon. jason should love unapologetically bc he's too happy to care whatnot and also that's what he deserves idfc.

[the-pjo-analyst]

Currently going insane bc Annabeth believes love and trust needs to be earned and Percy looking at her like that's not how family and friendship should work