*busts down door*
Self aware submas in your emulator app.
And they were eventually able to sneak their files out from the game.
You jolt from a sudden, loud call in the middle of the night. Which is weird, because you had it on silent and your ringtone is definitely not like the one from the Xtransceiver in your game.
You panic, already assuming that your phone has a bug because of the games and files you’ve downloaded for the emulator.
Nonetheless, you answer the call and awaited a familiar cutscene. Instead, the sprites of two minor characters appeared, and they have lots to discuss about with their darling gamer.
▽: Finally! We did it! I am Emmet and I have been waiting a looooong while to talk to you!
▲: Erm- I apologize for this abrupt call but… we could not wait any longer to meet you, finally. Just us three without the blockages of the game and codings… So, for the first time: Hello our darling.
You felt faint at the idea of the Subway Masters gaining consciousness and their only motive was to interact with you.
Nah, you’re probably still asleep.
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Trainer: You want the ball?
Koraidon: Agias!
Trainer: you want the ball!?
Koraidon: AGIAS!!
Trainer: Well then go get the ball *fake throws the ball*
Koraidon: *Bolts off*
Trainer: hehe, works on any Pokémon
Arven: hey where’s Koraidon?
Trainer: oh I just fake tossed this ball and now it’s running after it.
Arven: oh no…
Trainer: what?
Arven: Koraidon runs on sandwiches. It doesn’t understand the laws of physics.
Trainer: yeah, so?
*one minute later*
Trainer, clicking Koraidon’s Pokéball repeatedly: return return return return return return return…
Arven: he’s too far gone now, little buddy
Trainer: Arceusdammit
*Meanwhile in Kalos*
Kalosian: Oh non! My baguette!
Koraidon after eating said baguette:
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No, it doesn’t.
Have this guy ever looked at a person who was stuck by lighting or what happened to people when they get electricity through their body? The hair doesn’t turn into an afro, it just sticks up. It also says a lot that this dumbass thinks that having fizzy or fluffy hair is the same thing as having an afro.
Saying something as stupid as “Not everything is about race” in a post about how black hair is treated as a disgusting thing or a funny gag in content is a choice. Especially in a fucking series that had a blackface Pokémon in it!
I bet you this dumbass coon would not see a single issue with anime or Japanese games treating an afro like a bird’s nest. They would just tap dance for racists.
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🍄 MUSHROOM MADNESS BRACKET🍄
🍄 Here are all of our matchups! 🍄
Popular Picks are in white, while our Underdogs are in yellow! This way we’ll be able to see how far any of our underdogs get! (Also for ease of reading the bracket) Typed up list (w/ eventual link to polls) under the cut!
1. Breloom (Pokémon) VS The Truffle (Terraria)
2. Shrumal Warrior(Hollow Knight) VS Muttshroom (Mother 3)
3. Morelull (Pokémon) VS Marabelle Cybin/Marabelle the Terrible (Not Another D&D Podcast)
4. Apothecary Gary (Amphibia) VS Amanita (Green Lantern) VS Galwyn (Troll, 1986)
5. Leif (Bug Fables) VS Princess Shroob (Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time)
6. Mycologists (Inscryption) VS Tarin (The Legend of Zelda: Links Awakening)
7. Mister Mushroom (Hollow Knight) VS Akaboshi Bisco (Sabikui Bisco)
8. Mooshroom (Minecraft) VS Violet and Tate (Monster Prom)
9. Brown Slim Mushroom (Everhood) VS Shrumbo (Ooblets)
10. Danielle Barkstock (D20) VS Mushroomon/Mushmon (Digimon)
11. Ragel (Undertale) VS Hattifatteners (Moomin)
12. Amanita (Just Dance) VS Slimefoot (Magic the Gathering)
13. Toad (Mario) VS Shrub Berry (Empires SMP)
14. Walking Mushroom (Delicious in Dungeon) VS Master Firbolg (The Adventure Zone: Graduation)
15. Todd from Mario (Drawfee) VS Magic Myc (Inside Job)
16. Jade Leech (Twisted Wonderland) VS Nightcap (Plants VS Zombies: Battle for Neighborville)
17. Twirly-Whirly (Genshin Impact) VS Chio the Korok (The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild)
18. Toadette (Mario) VS Nightcap (Ni No Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch)
19. Moonshine Cybin (Not Another D&D Podcast) VS Puff Shroom (Plants VS Zombies)
20. Sozo (Cult of the Lamb) VS Kinoko Komori (My Hero Academia)
21. Puffstool (Pikmin) VS Myconids (Dungeons and Dragons, 5th Edition)
22. Bongo-Head (Genshin Impact) VS Shroomish (Pokémon) VS Malcom (Squishmallow)
23. Caduceus Clay (Critical Role) VS Josh (Dominion SMP)
24. Mushroom Pikmin (Pikmin) VS Red Dead Mushroom (Everhood)
25. Zommoth (Bug Fables) VS Room (Join the Party)
26. Stanley (Spiritfarer) VS Fleeble (Ooblets)
27. Poison Mushroom Cookie (Cookie Run) VS Shumi (Shumi Come Home)
28. En (Dorohedoro) VS White Mushroom Emblem Heartless (Kingdom Hearts)
29. Clickers (The Last of Us) VS Hypno-Shroom (Plants VS Zombies)
30. The Nomes (Little Nightmares) VS Shrooom! (Earthbound)
31. Ramblin Evil Mushroom (Earthbound) VS Kinoko (Katamari)
32. Truffles Daal (Chowder) VS Cappy (Kirby)
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