#Pokémon shitpost

[wowitsmetaylor]

Hey PMD fans is this anything?

[aria-greenhoodie]

He’s so silly….. click for Quality

[spiritshaydra]

Gonna go ahead and post the PMD AU shitpost 💀💀

This as originally supposed to be a stupid quick doodle but NOPE

IT TOOK FIFTEEN HOURS

PMD: Oblivion my beloved <33

here’s an alt version, and one without the text-

And the original below the cut

[m-a-dragon]

Another pretty boy to add to my collection

[maximumcatfeels]

Listen,

I think that the comedic potential of Meowscarada as a roughly human preteen sized cat with cat sized mischief tendencies cannot be overlooked.

Like, it doesn’t have opposable thumbs so maybe it can’t quite figure out how to open the can of Pokémon food but it is still tall enough to reach YOUR plate of food, steal your sandwich , and then run off with it

Plus it would totally make a noise to get your attention, bat things off surfaces that it can reach, and then sashay away without a care.

and then it lays across your lap while you are trying to get work/homework done and it’s so large that it’s cutting off the circulation to your feet but it’s purring and you don’t want to move it

Or it’s so cute curled up on your bed sleeping and twitching because it’s hunting in it’s dreams and you take video of it and sent it to the group chat and everyone goes “awwwwwww good kitty!!!”

And then it horks up a massive fur/vegetation ball in your shoes the next day because you forgot to give it a treat at precisely 3:57 pm like it has trained you to do.

You know.

Cat things.

[crowscadence]

I showed slither wing to my friend who knows next to nothing about Pokémon and he made this comparison

[starconch-e]

Homophobic honse

[wuzhere75]

Pension for Gamefreak to make a split Evo for Tandemaus where they get divorced and there’s only one left over and it’s named Unomaus

[jinks050]

Hey follow me on Twitter I think I’m funny

[wowitsmetaylor]

I’m not sure if anyone else has done this yet

[aria-greenhoodie]

Is the babygirl pose trend still funny? Cause it’s hilarious to me, and Pokémon Violet/Scarlet has given me many old men to bully by using it.

Click for Quality!

[thepariahcontinuum]

New Pokémon idea:

A nightmare, a ghost type horse.....call it Unghoulate (Because ungulate....but ghoul....you get it)

Happy Halloween

[maximumcatfeels]

Cynthia *giving a private guided tour of a museum of early Sinnoh history to Dawn*: and part of the problem with figuring out what happened in the early days is that not only did very few texts survive, but the ones that did are incredibly mysterious!

Dawn *playing on her phone and not really listening*: uh-huh.

Cynthia: For example, Cyllene’s diary was partially recovered and it was filled with words and phrases that are unusual for the time period and that have never been fully translated! It is also interesting to note that of the unusual words bear a striking resemblance to today’s slang!

Dawn: cool.

Cynthia: even linguists and other experts in language evolution and history are stumped!

Dawn: yeah.

Cynthia: Dawn, you really should try to pay attention! As the new champion you’re supposed to be a role model to all of Sinnoh!

Dawn: *sigh* yeah ok.

———-

*a week later in Cynthia’s office*

*Dawn bursts open Cynthia’s door with a bang. She’s in a ripped up Survey Corps uniform, slightly singed and has a black eye*

Cynthia: Wha-

Dawn: hey, yeah, so I found out why Cyllene and Laventon and other early texts were using modern slang, and I’m sorry but it was too fucking funny to hear them say ‘scrunkly’ and ‘blorbos’ with a straight face to pass up.

Cynthia: uh, I-

Dawn: And Arceus is a fucking dick.

Cynthia: I- well, yes but-

Dawn: and your ancestor was just as crazy as Cyrus but also really hot, just fyi.

Cynthia: how do you-

Dawn: Also, My name is Akari now.

Cynthia: I - uh, ok??

Akari: awesome, glad that’s cleared up. Im gonna go pass out now. *faints*

[lunaeclipseneko]

this is basically a shitpost of mimikyu, I made this on Twitter on 12/17/21

[honeybeeblu]

not to be dramatic but if i get scarlet and violet spoiled for me i will literally become the joker

[wowitsmetaylor]

People on Twitter be like, “New Screenshots from Pokemon Legends Z-A leaked!”

Then the screenshots look like they were taken by a Ford backup camera.