#Pretend you didn't see!

[lazylittledragon]

this got out of hand really fast

context:

[dead-girl-tells-stories]

DC x DP Prompt

Some way, somehow (up to you), Dan, Danny, and Dani all end up living with Vlad.

Vlad is ecstatic. The three D's aren't, but it's not like they have a choice.

To push things forward, they end up begrudgingly going to a Wayne Gala with him, and like most gala kids, they were subjected to forceful, nosy, uncomfortable, and unnecessary questions from adults they don't like, and they know, don't really care.

One of the few obvious questions would be, 'How old are you?'.

Dan, despite being in a clone body of Danny, grows just a bit faster and taller than him and refuses to be the same age as that twerp. So he says that he's one year older than Danny.

Danny, who is absolutely pissed that his clone body is growing faster than him and also refuses to be the same age as that asshole, uses his actual age.

Dani, on the other hand, is having some internal struggles about being a clone and how her body and mind were basically forced to become more mature than she actually is. How she desperately wishes to be a child but will never have the opportunity to be. Or how she wants to be her own person but doesn't know how, and is simply borrowing from everyone around her.

She gets the dreaded question, 'How old are you?'. She doesn't want to be too close to Dan or Danny and 'copy' them. But she doesn't want to be too far off from them because she's really not much smaller than Danny, and also finds comfort in being close to them even if she is just 'copying' them. So she says she's a year younger than Danny.

The Gala goes on, yada yada yada. Then they go home.

A few weeks later, one of the D's (I'm thinking Dan) finds an online article about the Masters family and begins laughing their ass off.

Apparently, Irish twins were one thing. But Irish triplets? That had the general public and social elite in an uproar for weeks to come.

[pokituu]

doggie yips at you simulator

[transneilyoung]

when 2 emotionally codependent men make music together.... crazy things happen

[birb0t]

kaoru sakurayashiki you will always be famous

[akiisks]

Dangle

[asfodelle]

5 p.m. 2 a.m.

"A truth so loud you can't ignore My youth, my youth, my youth My youth is yours"

[4thelneyj0nes]

Here, though the world explode, these two survive,

And it is always eighteen ninety-five.

(background pulled from the Sidney Paget illustration that inspired this)

[meirimerens]

what if there was the hb pencil brush burakhovskiss on my screen

[prism-forgone]

frisky

[cinnamelle]

don't ever let go of what's beloved

[sboochi]

The comic is moving to @magicomens!

Everything related to the AU (and Good Omens in general probably) will be posted there, so if you want to follow the comic or ask a question/scream at me that's the place.

See you there!

((Part 3 coming in November 👀))

[dunmeshistash]

Do you have any pages on ogres? Also I’m very thankful to you for putting a lot of great references in one organized place!

No problem! I'm honestly still trying to find more information about ogres to compile a post but there isn't much.

Here's their page from the adventurer's guide

I did find a few things on Ryoko Kui's blog but I haven't found them translated and it's hard to make out Ryoko Kui's writing. (original vs google translate) I think it's about sumo wrestling and I think I remember hearing something about them being used for sumo betting somewhere else but don't remember where.

Also finally looking at these pics I've just now realized they're called Ogres for real, I assumed the original would be Oni because of this

Oni was just easier to not confuse with Orc to my dyslexic ass but I'll use Ogre from now on and go back and fix older posts, just for consistency's sake.

Here's sumo Tade as a Bonus

[raviposting]

schrodinger's shourtney

[sqtorux]

gojo 'i am a man too' satoru when you keep teasing him about how he's younger than you and makes it his life mission to prove it.

[denim-wizard]

I think I've finally figured out how to draw this guy. This will certainly have no lasting consequences.