i hope that sometimes fifteen's psychic paper shorts out and shows what fourteen's thinking back on earth. he tries to sneak in somewhere and the guard's like this just says 'need to pick up cat food'? and fifteen's like 🥺 they got a cat
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When a child starts crying in public
Emily: *tries to make the child laugh*
JJ: *tries to play a game with the child to make them calm down*
Reid: *info-dumps to the parents about childcare*
Garcia: *cries with the child*
Derek: *stands there uncomfortably*
Hotch: *doesn’t even acknowledge it*
Rossi: *is the reason why the child is crying*
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I wanna put these lips against you; I'll let you decide where they're going
Grabbing me by the hair to direct me is optional, but preferred
reblogs welcome and appreciated; asks and DMs are open 🌺
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1987 Yellow Mom Duck Pull Along toy with Three Babies
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Axolotl Joyride!
The Axolotl Joyride is a pink axolotl driving around in a pullback white axolotl car! You might look at this and think, “That axolotl is a little full of itself.” I mean, it’s considered gauche to wear a shirt with your own band on it, so what does it mean when you have a 5-3/4" long, soft vinyl and plastic car shaped like yourself? What a cute little egomaniac!
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My favorite part of Chapter 9 is how hard it is for Briony to conceal her unrepentant glee at the thought of Sibella de Vespe getting her ass handed to her
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