#ROUND 2 BAYBEE

[nicky-jr]

HIHI i have an interest form up for charms of the s2 teens (as well as interest for a restock of my s1 charms) !! check it out if you want one of these lil guys :] rbs appreciated ! (not a preorder)

[garrance-week]

walks in 5 days before the week is supposed to start ermm sorry about that guys I got caught up with irl stuff, BUT WE'RE STILL DOING THIS BAYBEE ROUND 3 Prompts: Day 1: Reunion | Seperation Day 2: Dreams | Illusion Day 3: Matchmaker | Heartbreaker Day 4: Roommates | Work Day 5: Missing Scene | Feelings Realization  Day 6: Snow | Warmth Day 7: Free Day Have fun and remember to tag your works with “#Garrance week” or “#Garrance week 2023″ so it can be shared on this blog!

[king-there0f]

TIS THE SEASON!! (Spooky season that is) and I’m feelin’ festive baybee. 🎃💀🦇🩻🩸

So from now until the end of October (maybe I’ll keep the creep goin’ till early November but who can say) I am offering DISCOUNT HEADSHOT COMMISSIONS! If you have ever wanted a lovingly rendered portrait of your favorite character, OC, Guild Wars 2 Commander, BG3 character, Dnd character, or special little guy have I got great news for you:

I am bringing the sticker price of Headshots down over 25%, FROM 45$ to 29.99$

(yes the 9s are for the bit, which I am sticking to. u can tip me 1c for a nice round 30$ If you’re feeling extra generous this holiday season) THATS A STEAL FOLKS, GET EM WHILE THEYRE HOT.

Terms and conditions apply:

🎃This deal is ONLY valid through the end of the month of October (unless I explicitly say otherwise in a later post)

🎃This deal ONLY covers Headshots, any other kind commission request is subject to my usual fees, which can be found HERE

🎃This deal does NOT include revisions

🎃This deal covers A SINGLE character, if you would like multiple characters, further charges will be applied (please inquire for details)

🎃I MUST be provided with reference of the character to be drawn

🎃Spooky/gore/blood/injuries/etc are acceptable requests but I will assess accepting this content on a case by case basis

🎃The deal is subject to my standard Terms Of Service, which are outlined HERE

[cyber-corp]

An actual summary of Homestuck Act 6's intermissions

by someone who’s a page away from Collide

Let’s do this lightning-round style.

After breaking through the fourth wall on the ship and getting the Gift of Gab (lol), John and Jade prepare for a three-year-long voyage to meet up with the gang, with Davesprite, Nannasprite, and a variety of other faces in tow. They write a letter for the crew.

The Monarch (previously the Mendicant) and the firefly buddy (I've forgotten their name) plead for the Vagabond's life. She takes him to the trolls and kid's rendezvous spot.

The trolls finally meet up with Dave and Rose, who have indeed reached God Tier. Half-dead Sollux and GT Aradia show up as well. They plan to host a "funeral" for Sollux, who is just sort of watching in disgust.

After Karkat's bucket-human-troll-sloppy-fueled breakdown from John's letter, the Vagabond, and the firefly show up, and the gang sets off through the Furthest Ring.

Intermission 2

Hussie, who was taking care of Spades Slick after he fucking killed the world by shooting Snowman, is shot dead by Lord English. I'm sure he'll show up later though. They always do.

It's been about a year in between the intermissions. While Rose explains what the Scratch did, Karkat attempts to explain the troll love quadrants to Dave. They draw dicks, fight, Dave wins by a mile through the suplex

Meanwhile, John, Jade and friends play the Ghostbusters II MMORPG, which is hilarious that that is even a thing in the first place. Jaspersprite sings a birthday song for him, Jade gets dogmad, which causes John to black out.

After getting harrassed by an eepy Roxy, John encounters Meenah (the best character!!!!!) for the first time. He takes a trident from her and wakes back up.

In a dream bubble, Terezi meets Aranea (second best character!!!!), who offers her to heal her sight. In another dream bubble, Hussie proposes to Vriska with a ring. Because of course he does.

Intermission 3 (and some other stuff)

Aranea invites Jake to Meenah's dream bubble, where she finds quite a lot of fighting happening. After telling a story of the Condensce, Jake embarrasses himself by attempting to wallop Meenah. He wakes up after getting whacked, but Brain Ghost Dirk sticks around.

After a "quick" game of Meenah Quest, we get a glimpse of what John and Jade are up to; watching Con Air baybee!!!! Except John has a big freakout over hating the movie, hating Davesprite, and passes out. What a guy.

PM and Noir are locked in chase before they enter a bubble of Jack's own massacre of the Battlefield, before John awakens and fights him. Rose shows up for a brief second and John uses his cool-ass windy powers as well.

After the battle, John wanders into a desert, finds a ring, and finds Tavros (wHO DESPERATELY WANTS THE RING,) and Vriska. She shares her plan to find a treasure that'll defeat Lord English.

After another game of Meenah Quest (where she unsuccessfully gets no one on her team), we go back to the meteor, where Rose drinks and forgets her date with Kanaya (best couple. fight me) and then falls down the stairs. They warned her, dog.

John wakes up with the ring, soyjaks, and the intermission ends.

Intermission 5 (CALIBORN TOOK uP THE LAST SPOT)

Dave and Karkat intervene Terezi, who is a massive wreck because of her degrading romance with Gamzee and letting Aranea heal her eyesight.

John, Vriska, Aranea, Meenah and Aradia find a big green cave in a dream bubble, where they also find a juju. It's the Homestuck House! John sticks his hand in it, his arm appears throughout multiple points in the comic, and then voops out of reality completely. He has an INTENSE STAREDOWN with Caliborn and wakes up on LOMAX, Jake's planet.

I don't usually do this but

(skips many, many important bits and pieces)

Vriska comes back (thanks to John's time shenanigans), plans out everything to come and verbally abuses her ghost self, Dave and Dirk have a feelings jam, dead pre-retcon Terezi and Ghost Vriska rejoice in facing the end, and everybody just about gets ready to

Collide.

This has been by far one of the most bonkers pieces of fiction I have ever read, and nothing gets me more excited than to see all of it come together and wrap all of it up, I hope. Also Caliborn and Calliope are one of the best "Jekyll/Hyde" characters I've seen in a long while!

Whatever lies on the other side of that hyperlink, I sure hope it'll be good.

[phantoids]

DREAM SMP CHARACTER DYNAMIC POLLS ROUND 4

Fucking kill me it's 2:30am and i'm out here making this shit. I've got school in the morning.

Here's your round 4, have fun. Also if we get disc v clingy i will write smth a little special for all of us to have a ready read of yk???

Rig it. Do it. Just reblog when you do.

[myfaveisfuckable]

Mutsuki Tooru:

canon trans man that fucked a clone (it's like a puppet remote controlled by the bad guys) of his crush in the middle of a battlefield after knifing said clone's head away like can you serve more cunt than that

* CANON BAYBEE 🎉🎉

Boimler:

1. This man is transgender and you cannot convince me otherwise. Purple hair and pronouns <3

2. it's true because i said so

* not proven to not have one* canon in my heart* I know bc I ate him behind a defunct dennys* he has a pussy but he's too cringefail to serve any cunt* Show hasn't ended yet so it's not too late! Make it canon, cowards 🔪 * most pathetic pussy in the galaxy

[typefacetournament]

ROUND 2 - GREEN GROUP

Propaganda under the cut.

Shanti: "like a normal sans serif, but just a lil funky with it. arial's gay cousin"

Beleren: "magic da gathering baybee""

[bugfail]

okay so for the evil artstyle i got: saturated colors, loose crayon like lineart, and that it is very ROUND,,, so doing the complete opposite + I also tried to avoid my gradient maps and overlays,, 2 layers only baybee So I chose to draw Donut SHE LOOKS LIKE ASS....

bonus "evil" counterpart lol

[goinggremlin]

Hi there! Long-time Tumblr fiend, new writeblr guy here to introduce myself.

The Basics

Name: Alex (Gremlin or Chaos or Cap are fine, too!)

Published Under: Alex Bauer

Pronouns: He/They

I Write: Speculative and literary fiction! Fantasy of pretty much all varieties, some sci-fi, and a lot of fanfiction.  

I Am: Queer (trans man, aroace), AuDHD (peer-reviewed), chronically exhausted. Mostly active nights and weekends. From Wisconsin (cheese and snow, baybee).

Miscellany: I am a cat dad to 3 jingling fools (Shino, Rorschach, and Chaos) and a scale dad to 2 snakes (Jormungandr and Oda), all of whom I love dearly. I am deeply involved in fandom and will talk about fanfic WIPs just as often as I talk originals, and will follow back/interact from @thechaoscryptid​ (main blog). 

I’ve been writing on and off since I was a young child, but consistently for the last six years, and original work semi-consistently for the last two. Learning is my true passion, but writing and music make the world go round. I put all my skill points into writing and can barely draw a stick person.

I Love: Tag games! Ask games! Interaction, generally - I crave Perception, even if it takes me a hot second to get to answering.

The Work

Publishing Credits:

Queer for the New Year: Balance of Seven, 2022

The WIPs

The Ashen Earth

Genre: Dark fantasy

Main Cast: Kestra Freyn, Krynn Erus (Freyn), Ilyn Royse, Kascha Yor

The Gist: Magic is on its way to extinction, but two of the strongest wielders - brother and sister, separated by circumstance but embroiled in a bitter war to end it all - ensure the continent of Ryare will never be the same.

If You Like:

Grey morality

Trope subversion

Body horror

Found (and lost) family

An MC who smiles through The Horrors

The Castings Trilogy by Pamela Freeman

...then you might like TAE!

The Man Who Walked With Death

Genre: Contemporary fantasy

Cast: Asher Moore, Matthew Harker, Mortimer the church grim Dog

The Gist: Death finds his successor in a humble gravedigger.

If You Like:

Queer romance

“The love was there. It didn’t change anything, but it was there, and that matters.”

Soft angst and hurt/comfort

A raw and reverent look at death

Tragedy that somehow fills your heart with love

Vashwood

...then you might like TMWWWD!

[samthecookielord]

THATS RIGHT BAYBEE WELCOME TO THE

SAM OC BLIND DATE TOURNEY...2!!!! MASTERPOST

ITS LITERALLY THE EXACT SAME AS BEFORE BUT WITH AN ALL NEW CAST 🎉

As usual, submit any heart emoji with a question to be used in the tournament! Characters will answer, and you must vote on who you'd rather hang out with! (or just vote for your fave. whatever works lol) (There is a chance I might use leftover questions from last time)

>>ALL POLL LINKS<<

[ROUND 1 PART 1 RESULTS] [ROUND 1 PART 2 RESULTS]

[ROUND 2 RESULTS]

[ROUND 3 RESULTS]

[ROUND 4 RESULTS]

[FINAL RESULTS]

[richie-is-rich]

ROUND 2 BAYBEE LET'S

FUCKING

GO!!!!

[mostfuckableffvillain]

Round 2 - Eliminations

With the elimination of Gilgamesh, Leblanc, Caius Ballad, Garland, Emperor Mateus, Anima, Ultros, and Astos, Final Fantasy VI is officially out of the running. Time to pack it in and go home.

Congratulations to Cid Raines, Kain Highwind, Nidhogg, Fordola rem Lupis, Ysayle Dangoulain, Elgo, Ravus Nox Fleuret, and Elidibus! We look forward to seeing you in Round 3!

For some of the reasons why these guys were nominated in the first place, click below:

Gilgamesh >he has so many hands aha >My beloved universe-hopping himbo with a variable number of arms (between 2 and 8), lots of weapons and incredible amounts of homoerotic tension with every man (and some women) he fights. Also the fact that he is adrift from the timeline and cursed to forever wander the rift is 😘

Leblanc >Have you seen that outfit? I just seriously like it.

Caius Ballad >He's just a dilf with a sultry voice who only wants to protect his daughter, nothing more fuckable than that >hhhghgghhhhhh HIM

Garland >his fun little skull dangly bits and the horn armor. Sexy

Emperor Mateus >David Bowie >he can be your beautiful dark fantasy anime man, he can be your scary skull creep. he's super evil and menacing and merciless and just knows he's above humanity and idk that's pretty fuckable to me >one of his lines in ff2 is, "yet still you are mere insects, unworthy even of being crushed under my foot." that's hot. it's also hot for the double-crossing and manipulation he does in dissidia. also he's fly as hell in his arubboth outfit. and in his normal outfit. and. ahrugbjkfdska;dlk >David Bowie!!

Anima >hear me out-- aeons are physical manifestations of a fayth's dream, fayth share a conscious group mind in Dream Zanarkand, anima's fayth talks to the party, ergo aeons can consent. anyway have you seen her. self-sacrificing martyr who helps drive her son to madness, s/m queen, she has the range.

Ultros >Everyone loves a misogynistic octopus. Get that monsterfucker rep in baybee >Tentacles. I don't find them fuckable, but I know Tumblr loves monsterfucking.

Astos >He looks pathetic and like he's about to cry like 90% of the time, and then BAM! ULTIMA WEAPON >HIS SEXY GLOW UP, HIS CHARM AND CHARISMA, I love goth elf twinks

[staticpoison]

Covid round 2 baybee 🎉

And I haven't had my booster since like, beginning of last year. Excited for what's in store. At least I get a week off work. Astarion, my beloved, my schedule just opened up

[rabbit-exe]

15 Questions 15 Mutuals

tagged by the generally very cool and good @argyleheir for purposes of question-answering; here we go baybeeeee

1. Are you named after anyone? technically! it's not actually anyone I knew well, but my first instance of hearing what would become my name (rowan) was some random boy that lived in my neighbourhood. so, changeling-like, I stole it from him without remorse.

2. When was the last time you cried? I don't remember, I don't really keep track - more than a week ago, I guess, because I don't remember doing it recently.

3. Do you have kids? no, and I do not ever intend to! I don't dislike children with any great degree of vitriol, it's just not a responsibility I'm keen to take on.

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot? a fair bit, but only in a playful, bastardly manner.

5. What sports do you play/have played? I used to do horse-riding, before my entire body decided to really lean into the chronic illness.

6. What's the first thing you notice about people? I don't. as soon as I encounter a person my brain retains no information about them at all because I'm trying to figure out how to interact with them successfully and not say something weird, which is a problem, because I have an internal clock that counts down whenever I'm in a social situation and when it hits zero I inevitably say something weird.

7. What's your eye color? grey-blue

8. Scary movies or happy endings? Scary, baybee! I'm a big wimp, but I love horror as a genre, even if I can't really watch a lot of the films because I have such an incredible startle response that it makes jumpscares intolerable.

9. Any special talents? I'm decent at writing and drawing, and I used to be able to balance up to twelve spoons on my face simultaneously until I got older and the shape of my face changed, which is a shame because it was my one party trick outside of listing facts nobody wants to hear about parasitoid wasps. I also apparently have a very good ear for music.

10. Where were you born? scotland, in a hospital that no longer exists.

11. What are your hobbies? writing, drawing, ttrpgs, reading, makin' little guys to write and draw about, amateur taxidermy, playing music (piano and ukulele) and singing (autism bonus round: learning about parasitology, corvids, vultures, mortuary science and the funeral industry, medical history and hilarious history in general, interesting diseases, animal facts)

12. Do you have pets? yes; a tiny little cat called Sigyn (full of violence), a much older and larger cat called Varjak (full of soft big man), and my mother owns a horse named TJ (full of hay).

13. How tall are you? 5'8"-ish

14. Favorite subject in school? english and biology

15. Dream job? I do not dream of work, brother (as a child I wanted to be a doctor, but now I'm aiming for mortician - I say aiming, because my body and brain are in a state of hilarious disarray what with all the various ailments and I'm borderline confined to my bedroom)

tagging people (with no expectation that they should do this, just a little suggestion, like poking a frog away from a road): @onearthbrieflygorgeous @theleastgothgoth @crisis-response-specialist @ziracona @star-rott and anyone else that follows me that wants to give it a go, feel free to tag me in your own responses

[smokescreenimusprime]

Hiii again mate! Not a question or a thought today, but did you know that the transformers husband wars are in full swing? Round two's still up for like the next 5 hours, so if you didn't vote you still have the chance! (here's the link to Star Saber vs Smokescreen, obv voted for Smokey and he's winning! Good for ma boi <3 https://www.tumblr.com/novafire-is-thinking/708442067558416384/transformers-robot-husband-poll-round-2 )

I'm rooting for either Smokescreen or Rodimus, what 'bout you?

👀👀👀👀👀

I didn’t realize Smokey was in it but SMOKESCREEN ALL THE WAY BAYBEE-

[myfaveisfuckable]

Yamato:

1. He's like the epitome of golden retriever boy. He's huge and silly and strong and has big boobs. also he has dog powers which is cool.

2. He's 28 and lived a very sheltered life... wearing explosive chains, trapped on an island and hunted down by his father and subordinates. So, he's most likely a virgin now (unless he fucked Ace), but he's now free and living large as a hero, able to get out all of that repressed energy from 20 years of house arrest.

He idolizes and wants to be Kozuki Oden who, at the age of 15, seduced so many married women that their husbands took up arms and fought him in the Harem War. And Yamato KNOWS this because he read Oden's journal. If Yamato really wants to emulate Oden, he needs to FUCK like him, too! Yamato's the strongest person currently living in Wano, he's got the stamina and power for a whole nation.

* CANON BAYBEE 🎉🎉

Qi Rong:

So in the second season of the anime. He appears. And his MAKEUP and his ACRYLICS you cannot tell me his ghussy (ghost ussy) is not popping. He's so sucks

But like... That ghussy tho...

* not proven to not have one* no pussy but he be serving cunt ngl* he has a pussy but he's too cringefail to serve any cunt