#Record of Ragnarok Adamas

[chaostroberry1]

Haii can you do a hcs of the Greek brothers (Zeus included but it's fine if you don't want to) to their S/O who is a mortal from the modern era?? I rllyy like your writing especially the Apollo's one ^^

Ofc! I'm sorry for the long wait 🙇‍♀️ I've been eating and rotting in my bed for a while. I dont really know about what you are requesting, there's only very little description. So I'll try my best ^^

RoR Greek bros with modern mortal s/o

Zues

- Mf is old as hell, literally. He'd be asking you all sorts of crap and wonder about the technology you have. He already knows about it, but he does like to stare and wonder what you do all day in that little rectangular piece of technology.

- He also tries to find ways to make you immortal, cus duh, he really likes you. But I think he'd be interested in cute little farm games online when you show him the stuff that you can do on your phone.

- he asks you to buy him a gadget, which you do so. but man, he sucks ass at it. You find him trying to figure out how to use it. Holding it upside down, pressing on all sorts of buttons until you have to lend me some help.

- he's also fond of the slangs and way you talk. He often uses your words too. Like "Lmfao!" Or "LOL!!"

- he wants to learn more about modern society, and everything there is to learn about. Until he found out about google. Mf now keeps on asking the stupidest questions, and even calls his brother's on facetime, just to talk to them about the stupidest shit.

- he'd laugh so loud when it comes to you telling him jokes from your TikTok brainrots and all.

- you talk to him about all the newest things happening, and all. And drama. But I think he's more interested in learning new words.

Adamas

- yes he does use the slangs too. I bet he'd randomly gangsta talk outta nowhere and make the most out of pocket statements.

- give him some love, he's just having fun especially after all the stuff he went through.

- I know damn well he makes yo mama jokes, no matter how old that stuff be. He's older than you bro, he's been alive for a very long time. So you better teach him more to mama jokes.

- your fashion sense was interesting, he wanna dress cool too. So he's gonna force you to show him clothes that he'd like to wear, and he'd pick the edgiest ones. 😭

- he often gets annoyed at how you're always on your phone and not paying attention to him, which makes him wonder what's so good about it.

- you gave him a gadget, which he now likes to watch anime in, or sports probably. Basically anything interesting.

Hades

- he finds you very endearing, and loves you very much. He'd find a way to turn you immortal so that he can care for you forever.

- yes he installed wifi in his place so that you could stay happy, and do whatever the hell you do on your gadgets.

- Bet you bought a TV and watched anime there with him, or maybe TV series or shows. Could even be horror movies. He loves to cuddle up with you whenever you guys watch a horror movie, cus he knows that he'll be the one to protect you when you get scared or tired.

- when you gave him a gadget, he didn't know what to use it for, but you said that he could chat with other people no matter where they at. And even store photos of whatever he wanted.

- it truly amazed him how far humanity had evolved. Now he can just search up anything he had questions about, or facetime his brother's, or buy something for you.

- he likes to listen to songs he finds, and now he's never really bored like he used to be. Maybe gadgets weren't so bad. He knows how to limit himself, and that's why he tries to limit it fro you too. He doesn't want your eyes to hurt, and wants you to get rest.

- there's so many things he wants to learn from you. And how humans do their daily thing. It's amusing to watch.

Poseidon

- Bro he really loves you a lot, he just doesn't show it. But it definitely caught his attention seeing the odd way you talked or acted.

- when you introduced him to a gadget, he just shook it off, not wanting to get into pathetic little things like that, but you insisted. So now there he was.

- he really thought that humans were babied. The fact that they all gotten so lazy over the centuries gave him the ick.

- but he did find some helpful words to use whenever it came to describing stuff. But that's till doesn't help with anything. Like y'all have google, you don't need to waste your time studying when you can just do a quick search and boom, all the answers are there.

- you guys had online shopping, you didn't need to use your legs to do some work when you could just order online. And so much more. Humanity was babied. Everyone was pathetic in his eyes.

- but, you were an exception. Cus he liked you lots.

- I believe that over time, he'd catch himself talking like you, like "it gives me the ick." 💀

- he's such a bitch, but it's ok. Cus it's Poseidon.

[kyat-kyat]

Incorrect Record of Ragnarok Quotes #1

Hades : I truly belive that water is always the solution to problems.

Zeus : thirsty? Drink water.

Adamas : want clear skin? Drink water.

Poseidon : want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

Hades : .....

[megashadowdragon]

Arguably the ugliest god of the Greek pantheon, and also the most annoying, Adamas doesn't stop bothering the fans to no end being what to some amounts to merely "an oc of shuumatsu" but actually there are a couple of interesting paralels within his character that may suggest he is not as much of an OC as people think:

An actual historical source for the character:

- In Athens there is a temple dedicated to an "unknown god" (or Agnostos Theos) and many people (namely the geographer Pausanias, the texts of the library of Pseudo-Apollodorus, and the sophist Philostratus among others) historically have quoted that Athenians actually swore on the name of the unknown god, implying that it was a god that even in ancient times was considered "unknown" instead of a god that was simply lost to time.

Modern interpretations of the origins of said temple have to do with the speculation that both the temple and the term "unknown god" have to do with the fact that Athenians were aware that other cultures also have their own set of gods, and, in order to not anger those gods they didn't know about, they constructed a temple to honor "any god we don't know about", AKA "unknown god". It is a reasonable explaination as to why the athenians would allow a temple of something they did not openly worship to be kept in their city... but it seems Shuumatsu decided to go on another route by making the unknown god an actual forgotten deity within the greek pantheon... that being Adamas, making Adamas reside in a weird space of "technically an OC, but at the same time with historical and mythological sources making his existence not straight out contradictory to the actual greek pantheon".

Adamas reference IS Poseidon, or at least half of him.

-Adamas original impulses to overthrow Zeus because he didn't like his little brother to have the power also have it's origins on mythology, but (obviously) not by Adamas; Olympus in the myths has had their fair shake of conspiring to take Zeus out, most notably by three gods: Hera, Apollo and... Poseidon.

Exacly, Poseidon, whom in the manga is depicted as an "anti-conspiracy" god, has a loooong history in the myths depicitng him as rather abrasive, unreasonable (read about the whole fight of him against Athena for Athens or the myth of the walls of Troy for reference), prone to anger and treacherous against his own brother... now... who has those traits in shuumatsu? Adamas. And who, ironically took him out? Poseidon, which is a fantastic nod and way to show how different this manga's Poseidon is to his myths, since he was disgusted by encountering someone like the historical mythical Poseidon.

Personality-wise is undeniable that Shuumatsu's Adamas takes a lot from mythical Poseidon, and it seems that the mangakas opted to put Mythical's Poseidons worst traits inside of Adamas... making it so that ironically Adamas is as tue of a depiction of Poseidon as SnV Poseidon is.

Adamas took the personality and story.

Poseidon took the name, title, status and power.

His conection with Beelzebub and residence in Hellheim might be a reference to Dante's interpretation of the Greek Gods.

Dante's Divine Comedy, more specifically the Inferno part, depicts the journey of Dante going in Hell and Dante takes A LOT of inspiration and concepts from Greek mythology, making it so having greek gods living there is not really far-fetched.

Dante did not hold much reverence for the greek figutres tho, depicting the heroes of those myths like Odisseus burning in hell for worshipping the greek gods, whom, according to Dante, were actually demons impersonating gods... again, it is undeniable that Adamas first design was fairly demonic and hellish in nature, even being introduced in a throne made out of bone.

It is also rather cool to mention his connection with Beelzebub, as i previously mentioned, according to Dante's, the Greek gods are merely low ranking Demons impersonating gods, and, as such, are in service of many demons... so it is no wonder that Adamas is in "servitude" (or at least dependence) of Beelzebub, who is called the prince of hell according to the texts, so even his connection with Beelzebub could have cool inspiration behind it (plus, his mecha-suit resembling a fly, beelzebub is the Lord of the flies... it makes sense).

And for now this is everything I can say about the possible inspirations of the weirdest Brother of Olympus in this manga. If people like this kind of insight i'll try to make more comparisons an explaining some cool inspirations for some other characters, since there is a lot of it in Shuumatsu (who, more than a re-imagining, it's a "remix" of the characters)... among some ideas come to mind "ChiYou is actually historical Qin's worst attributes", "Lu Bu's scaly tatoo's are made to look like Jormungandr, as a reference to his Thor match", and "Zeus's face made to look like a classical greek theatre mask".

Thank you for your time and i hope you liked it.

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#183 Death's Beauty

When Adamas And Hades found out you...were participating in the tournament on humanity's side

Adamas*Looks at you worried*Arent...scared of dying?

Aztec!Y/n*Smirks and Pats shoulder*I do not fear death...Because death is beautiful~

Adamas*looking at you taken aback*DEATH IS BEAUTIFUL!?

Aztec!Y/n*Chuckles at his reaction and play with the tiny spider you found*Gold has value because it's rare...Life has Value because it's short...*Looks up at the Oldest Brothers, glancing at Hades more*...Death gives Life Value...

Hades*Eyes shined at that reasoning, and feel rather hot under his collar*"Oh Gaia Give me strength to not get my youth crush on them again-"...

[amphitriteswife]

‘Would you still love me if i was a worm?’

Ror characters

No.

Poseidon, Lu bu, Brunhilde, Odin, Loki, Qin shi huang, hajun, Adamas, Jack the ripper, Isaac newton. Kali, sun wukong, Ra, evil zerofuku, proteus (w everyone else)

Ofcourse! I’ll even build you a little house!

Raiden, Heracles, Ares, Trud, Randgriz, anubis, Adam, Eve, Tsukuyomi, lucifer, Azazel, Kojiro sasaki, Tesla, Parvati, good zerofuku. Siegfried, Goll, proteus (w poseidon), Rudra, Jataka

You would be dirty asf, but i’ll still care for you.

Hades, Okita, Buddha, leonidas, Nostradamus, Shiva, Durga, Lilith, Morrigan, Apollo, Susanoo, Geirölul, Gondull, Reginleif, zeus

As long as you don’t get eaten or thrown away.

Beelzebub, Buddha, poseidon, Loki, Jarl, Heimdall, Hrist, Aphrodite, vishnu, indra, Brahma, Cú chulainn, Jesus, Thor

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[deathmetalunicorn1]

omg i didn't miss this time!! i'm always asleep because of timezone issues when you open requests and FINALLY i get to make my own ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡

so, nymph!reader coming home to her father poseidon and her uncles while she's holding hands with her boyfriend, whose personality and overall behavior is as shitty as her father's (though he treats her right). what would hades, zeus, adamas and poseidon's reactions be to seeing the latter's daughter dating a man that's almost a mirror image of the tyrant of the seas during his younger years?

-This couldn’t be happening, he couldn’t believe it- he wouldn’t believe it, watching you, his precious little angel, holding hands with a boy, who looked so stoic and antisocial.

-Hades, Adamas, and Zeus were all visiting Poseidon when you arrived home with your boyfriend, who seemed to be looking down at all of them like they were trash.

-While initially ready to throw hands with this punk, Zeus, Adamas, and Hades were quickly grinning as B/N and Poseidon were talking, seeing the similarities in the two.

-When you sensed the incoming fight between your papa and your boyfriend, you pulled your boyfriend away, asking him to go on a walk with you.

-The moment he turned to you, his eye softened and they all saw how soft and kind he was to you- relieving them of that fear that he was being cruel to you.

-Poseidon still didn’t like him but the moment the two of you were gone, he turned to his brothers who were all quickly roaring with laughter.

-Poseidon drew his trident, intent on making them pay as Hades, trying to keep the peace, held up his hands, trying to show he meant no harm, “Sorry little brother- it’s just amusing that Y/N is dating a guy who is exactly like you!”

-Poseidon was quick to defend himself, “I am nothing like that trash- my daughter deserves far better!”

-The others also told him, talking about the similarities between the two.

-By the time you came back inside, after B/N left, Poseidon was at the table, his hands covering his face as he was in anguish- realizing that this punk you were dating was exactly like him while your uncles were all roaring with laughter around him.

-You rolled your eyes, not wanting to put up with their antics at the moment, as you retreated to your room, unaware of your father’s plight.

[dragologist]

It was Poseidon's ghost that pulled Sasaki into the water

[bones4thecats]

Hello!! I hope you're having a nice day. I have a request if you don't mind. How about the reader being a woman who has spent her entire life fighting in her own region without any help, entirely alongside her own people, and is often called the 'Barbarian Goddess'? The reader lost both his father and brothers in the war between the Gods and the Titans. So it has nothing to do with normal Goddesses. How about a woman who is no different from men sometimes? The only thing she thinks about and cares about is her own people, and she is ready to quarrel with all the Gods when necessary. You can write with any character you want <3

A/N: I decided to choose a character that I haven’t written anything for, and I also wanted to write something for Poseidon. I’m going through my Poseidon and Adamas faze again T-T

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🥀 He had heard about you from the meetings he had to go to with his brothers

🥀 Mainly hearing stories about you from Zeus that his wife, Hera, had told him about you, Adamas was quite intrigued when he heard you were going to appear at the next Gods’ Council meeting

🥀 The doors slammed open and he watched as you walked through being followed by three of your fellow Gods, they held their spears close to their forms as your staff stood proud and high like you

🥀 Adamas had to admit, hearing you stand up to Poseidon’s strong words was hilarious, nobody had expected that to happen

🥀 It took a while, but after you guys formed a close relationship, he loved to come over when his work finally slowed down and he would watch you train your members of the army

🥀 When the God of Conquest had supposedly died from Poseidon, you were alerted of his true condition by Hades, who knew how close you both were

🥀 You were with him when he came back and was renamed into ‘Adamantine’, and you married him down in Helheim with Hades being one of the only witnesses

🥀 Adamantine got angry when Hades died, and you had to hold him back from jumping down and killing Qin Shi Huang at that moment, thankfully, your years of fighting wars by yourself got you strong

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🔱 Poseidon didn’t exactly like you at first because of how devoid of care you were for any other Gods

🔱 You stood up to him while in a Gods’ Council meeting, and you just standing up and basically scolding him for speaking in such a bulldozing manner

🔱 He and you eventually found some middle ground when the Gods vs. Titans war happened and Zeus fought his and his brothers’ father to the death

🔱 You smiled as the children from your land ran up to him and handed him flower crowns in celebration, Poseidon just looked at you while they handed Zeus the crowns and his heart skipped a beat as your smile lit up his mind

🔱 Why was he feeling this way?

🔱 Poseidon would spend more time in your region than in any other besides his own, and when the news got out that he was courting you, everyone erupted in laughter, why would he court a Goddess who was known for being a barbarian?

🔱 But when they found out it was true? 😱

🔱 He knew that everyone knew about your engagement what it happened as well, Hermes and Zeus couldn’t keep a secret for the life of them

🔱 Well, Hermes could, but Zeus couldn’t

🔱 The children that you were teaching to become warriors in your army for any eventual threat loved to mess around in the water that Poseidon would summon for them, holding it above their heads in bubbles and letting it explode to rain on them

🔱 He may not be the best example of the perfect man, but underneath the whole cold exterior, he was the God that you wanted to spend the rest of your life with

[sketchy-owl]

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~

Episode 15

~The greek gods are fighting unknown creatures whose stole people's hearts~

Zeus:there are too many of those bastards !!

Poseidon:*destroys heartless* they never end!

Hades:Wait....where's Y/N!?

Adamas:HOW can you lose that pipsqueak?!

Y/N:*screams*

Heartless1:*steals Y/N's spear*

Y/N:HEY!

Heartless2:*steals their shields*

Y/N:wait a minute!

Adamas:For fuck sake!!!*runs to Y/N*

*Heartless approach Y/N*

Y/N:......*starts dancing*

Y/N:*destroys every single heartless*

Adamas:....

Hades:0_0

Poseidon: 😐

Y/N: This is what you thieves deserve*takes their weapons back*

Zeus: YEAH TELL THEM!*proud* I'm so happy that she used my moves.

Adamas:.... You need an idiot to make an idiot....

Poseidon:....Hades...do not leave her alone with Zeus again.

Hades: *sighs in agreement*

[justvir]

You can't tell me that Hades and Choso wouldn't have the best big brother interaction, like:

[nameless-flame]

Incorrect Quotes #21

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Poseidon: Can anyone give me an example of a failure?

*Adamas raises his hand*

Poseidon: Perfect. Another example?

[chaostroberry1]

I want to read Ror's newest spin off since it got all over fyp, but I can't find it anywhere -,-

By the way if you don't mind, can I get a smut request of the trio underworld -(Hades, Beelzy, Adamas)- with a subby wife F reader? Perhaps an angryfuck with breeding bcs their wifey keeps demanding things from them while they're busy/tired? (we love hardworking husband) Ngl I love them so much

I hope it's not too much! I'm waiting for ur art too >⁠.⁠<

Hi!! This is one hell of a request anon 😆 haha

Hades, Adamas, Beelzebub (separate) × sub!wife!reader

°•Angry•°

Hades

he was doing paperwork and all, and was completely stressed. The man was completely overworked, and you weren't making things any better.

You were so needy. Like a pet. Always demanding affection, love, and everything else. It was tiring.

So when he finally had enough, he decided to just play into your needs and spread your legs. Since you wanted it so much, he'll give you all the love he's stored up.

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"haa...haaa~! Hubby..~!!" You moaned, your eyes glazed with lust as his fingers added up into your tight little clit opening. He was good with his fingers, not to mention the speed he had was beyond human.

There you were, on the bed, your legs spread wide and well. The air hitting all your sensitive skin, your pussy throbbing with pleasure. Your shirt was above your tits—making them stand out more.

Your beloved husband was fingerfucking you to tears. Your whines and cries echoing throughout the big spacial room, one that was meant for a king and a queen to have their privacy. The background was full of slimy sticky sounds of your pussy being pleasured by your sweetheart.

"didn't you say you wanted my attention, dearest? Here I am now. What more do you want?" He spoke, before withdrawing his fingers, his hands making its way to his pants. When you looked, there stood an erect cock, waiting to pounce on your vulnerable little holes.

He slid his cock in-between your slit. Rubbing it with renewed vigor. It took a few tries for him to push the tip inside your pretty little clit, before it finally slid in.

"are you happy now, my queen?"

Your sobs and sniffles were a melody to his ears when he pushed more of his length into your clit, his hips moving back and forth, picking up speed and eventually deep breeding you. Pumping your belly full of his future babies.

Don't worry, he can last long enough to make you happy and fulfilled, just like you asked.

Adamas

Adamas was tired. Very tired of your 'whining', or that's how he prefers to call it. He's been finished with all your bullshit. You should have never lit fire to a man with a short fuse. He was not one to let things go so easily.

When he arrived to you, instead of giving you his nut, mf makes you suck him off instead. Then watches you struggle, before putting you in Doggystyle position and immediately going at it.

You really thought there would be like, foreplay or something? Hell no. Straight to the point.

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"well? How's it feel you fuckin princess? You like that? It what you asked for, yeah?"

He looked down at you, before flipping you again to lay on your back, just so that he could watch your pretty little face all pink and stained with tears.

"you wanted attention, didn't you? Well, hell, here's the attention you've been demanding. Will that shut you up for a while? Such a drama queen."

He'd pound you till your eyes are rolling to the back of your head, looking all pretty for him. A sight he loved to see when he was in the mood.

He's not really one to use his fingers. He prefers to just use his cock, letting it do all the work for him. His hands are busy with your tits. Rolling and pinching them like they aren't sensitive.

If you love it rough, he's the man for you.

Beelzebub

He was completely tired after doing random experiments, and looking through recent papers connected to his new ideas. But you would not stop demanding for his attention.

You need to give this man ana award for putting up with you. Especially knowing how he is. All you do all day is ask for things and be all needy with him, even if he doesn't have much time to spare for you. Which is why he found a good solution for it.

That solution? Fucking your brains out. What a genius.

But think about it. If he fucks you well and good, then not only will he get a rest from all your constant whining, but also give you what you asked for. It's a win-win situation.

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Now that he had you stroke and pump his cock, he did not waste a second to squeeze his whole length inside. Your moans visible, but clearly ignored.

"beel...beel...there- there! That's the spot!!"

Instead of going faster, he decided to slow down. Pushing deep, slow and sensual. It was pure torture, but luckily for you, the man was an expert with his tongue. He'd lick your clit and suck it slowly, making you cum and throb. Before sucking in a rougher way.

"there, you asked for this. I'll make sure to finish up soon."

He'd whisper, before pushing his cock back in, this time, ready to pump you full. You wanted love? Here it is. Oh, but I'm only talking about Beelzebub here. What about his curse? Well.

You'd moan so much to the point your voice grows hoarse from all the noise you made. Your cheeks would stain and flow with tears. If Beelzebub was bad, you better look at Satan. Once this thing comes out, you'll be coming multiple times too.

Finger fucking your butthole, pounding your clit after, cock slapping in between your pussy lips, and so much more.

Because you asked for it. He's only doing it for you.

[tinyy-tea-cup]

STOP FIGHTINGGG!!! VIOLENCE IS NOT ANSWER!!!!

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[telvess]

Headcanons for all the characters including Jack since it’s based on Hamlet watching The lion king with the reader. (the original animated movie not the live action remake.)

Record Of Ragnarok Characters x Reader watching together The Lion King (headcanons) 🔞

You know, I haven’t watched The Lion King in… well I watched it once when I was kid and that’s it. Mulan, Hercules and Tarzan were my movies. Anyway I ended up watching The Lion King again to refresh my memory.

Qin

A what? Are you involved? Then Qin would agree to do anything.

He’s like a big kid - chill and carefree, even more than usually. Both of you goof around, Mr. Emperor tries to sing without knowing words, popcorn flies around, you pause a movie in stupid moments to make him laugh etc.

You get a stomachache from laughing too much and Qin obviously has to get infected.

Just two morons have time of their afterlife.

The only moment when there is silence is when Simba loses his father. That scene just hits too close to home and remains Qin about Chun Yan. However he doesn’t let it bother him too much.

HAKUNA MATATA

You both loudly encourage lions to battle.

At the end he asks what other movies you like.

Jack

Because he isn’t familiar with the concept of love and how to express it, spending time with you is probably Jack’s way to show his affection. If you ask him to watch an animated movie together, he’d politely agree, even if it’s not his thing.

Expect tea. And cheddar apple pie.

Jack sees Simba’s journey as a lovely and naive story. Deep inside he does compare himself to that lion cub and wonders what kind of person he would've become if he had only received help from strangers. On top of that Jack actually killed his parents, so it’s odd to him to see how much Simba struggles with remorse over Mufasa’s death which wasn’t his fault.

Truth to be told Jack might mentions some quotes from Shakespeare IF you point out similarities between the movie and Hamlet. These resemblances aren’t very visible. But it may be enough to start an interesting conversation.

The ending of the story may seems a bit bitter to Jack. Whoever was meant to be good, stayed good, and whoever was meant to be bad - stayed bad. Kinda depressing outcome for a man who’s trying to change himself, right? You’d have to talk about it and remind that it’s just a simplification made for children.

Now it’s time for a cuddle session.

Loki

Do you really want to do this to yourself? You’re very naive if you expect to have a fun with this guy while watching this kind of movie.

At first it’s just boring to him, but after awhile he amuses himself by coming up with new ways to destroy the show. He makes a loud comment every time the opportunity arises. For example, there is a scene where Zaku tells young Simba and Nala that they’d be married one day, to which Simba replies: No way! She’s my friend! You can hear a loud snort on the side, followed by She’s your SISTER, dumbass!

Loud chewing.

Hey, y/n, do you know that once Simba becomes the king, he will have kids with every lioness? Even his mom?

Do they have to sing all the time?

DON’T YOU DARE mention that you can see a similarity between him and hyenas or forget about chips, popcorn, whatever you two are eating.

Phew! It’s finally over. Wanna do something funny, y/n?

Adamas

Childish entertainment but once he sees that your eyes get wet with tears, he quickly agrees.

A cheerful start bores him but except tactless way of sitting, he doesn’t do anything to ruin your fun.

Even if Mufasa’s death was expected, it still hits hard Adamas. Basically catches him off guard. It remains him about his last meeting with Poseidon: his brother’s pure contempt towards him, that dead, indifferent expression of his face when he pierced Adamas with his trident, then cold surrounding body and Poseidon’s back as he walked away. But while the movie continues, a new digression haunts Adamas. He plays that scene again in his head and it hits him harder, because he realizes that he almost became Scar to Zeus.

So now he sits stiffly on his ass with a very depressed expression. One look at him is enough for you to know that you have to pause the movie and talk to a guy. At first he rejects your attempts, but very quickly ends up letting you hug him tight. Still plays a tough idiot tho…

Beelzebub

Most of the time he just sits next to you with lifeless expression.

Hakuna matata his ass.

Beelzebub secretly enjoys when you sing, but it’s really hard to catch him with a smile on his face. If you manage to do so, he reluctantly admits it. Good luck with convincing him to join you.

He doesn’t have any deeper thoughts about the movie.

If you mention that Timon and Pumba remain you Samael and Azazel, Beelzebub would just give you a dull look. After awhile he starts to notice that too and has mixed feelings about it.

Hrist

She finds this idea very sweet. It’s relaxing and enjoyable.

When Scar kills Mufasa: RAGE MODE ACTIVATION!

Since then you sit with angry Hrist who really does not like phrase hakuna matata. She starts to hate Simba for being so thoughtless.

Screams SHUT UP every time they start singing.

When Simba lets Scar leave, Hrist in heat of the moment chokes you and loudly screams how dumb he is. You wonder if it can get worse and the answer comes very quickly - Simba fights Scar on the TV screen and you fight for every breath on a couch.

Hermes

Hermes approaches the movie from a different angle: he focuses more on a soundtrack. The movie itself is simple story with moral, standard for humans’ approval.

You both consider an improvement of some songs and probably start doing it in the middle of a movie. Sorry, Simba.

Ares

Ares doesn’t care much about Mufasa’s death - it's necessary plot twist to move on with thread… but the ending kinda touches him. It's very climatic in his opinion.

He is NOT crying, okay?

Well you are. Or you pretend very convincingly so he doesn’t have to play tough boy. He has no idea…

Hades

Because he is a gentleman, your wish would be granted.

It’s animated movie but Hades drinks wine. No cola, no popcorn or other snacks. Please, have some dignity.

Hades has weird uncomfortable feeling in his chest when Scar kills his own brother. Scene just awakes something he doesn’t like to mention: conflict between Poseidon, Adamas and Zeus. Hades never could bring himself to blame any of them for how things turned out, so now he doesn’t try to look too deep into Musafa’s murder.

Afterwards he would share his honest opinion with you, almost like professional critic.

Poseidon

No expression throughout the entire movie.

Scar is pathetic.

Mufasa is pathetic.

Simba is pathetic.

Timon and Pumba aren’t even worth mentioning.

That movie proves that humans are lower forms of life.

At least you have chance to hug Poseidon. If he spends time with you, it means he demands it.

After a movie: Y/n, such entertainment is unworthy of the gods.

Leonidas

Books are better than movies. But fine, if you insist, the King of Sparta would spare some time.

The best comforter: Why are you crying? It’s fiction! It’s not even human! By the way - that lion could kill you with a single paw swing. These mfs are huge! Better him than you, hon!

He smokes so much that you have trouble seeing the TV screen.

Stop couching, hon! I can’t hear what they’re sayin’!

The moment Pumba approach, Leonidas starts talking about his love for venison.

You need truly heroic self-denial to not kick him out. The only option to get him to shut up is to kiss him. He doesn’t get why the kiss is angry but he likes it that way.

You two probably miss the ending. Leonidas thinks Simba isn’t worthy of being king anyway.

Apollo

Ah, y/n, aren’t you adorable for loving such innocent enjoyment? Of course he agrees!

You have to feed him snacks.

He sings along with the characters and makes the movie much better. You end up watching him showing off instead of the movie. Your dirty side may bait off a bit more mature show.

He knows exactly what you're doing and doesn't mind at all.

Later you might catch him humming songs from the movie.

Hello, dear. May I be your king tonight?

Rudra

Simba’s and Nala’s childhood brings nostalgia. Rudra spent his entire youth with Shiva and they were both free spirits. Watching these lion cubs brings back many funny memories.

Rudra’s favourite moment is Simba’s reunion with Nala. He gets mad if he notices you smirking.

Parvati, Kali, Durga and Shiva

You decide it’s time for girls’ night out.

None of you is focus on the movie, it’s just an addition. You mostly talk and laugh. Very loud that it may attracts Shiva.

He just sits down between you with Whatcha doin’? then proceeds to eats all the popcorn and other snacks like vacuum cleaner.

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Adamas*Drinking alone watching the tournament, he turned around feeling a dangerous presence behind him...but seeing nothing* That was weird...

??!Y/n*Appearing in front of him as he turned around*Hey, buddy~

Adamas*Points the sword at your face* Yuh!Uh…

??!Y/n*Not flinching and lowers the sword with your finger*I love the room~*sniffs around and looks around* The licor and the smell of sadness pull the whole thing together~

Adamas: Wait. Who are you?

??!Y/n:The name’s Y/n

Adamas: And how did you…

??!Y/n: Whoa! Yeah! sick robot arm!?!?*Sees he is missing his arm* -Did it bleed a lot?

Adamas*Disturbed and confused*-What?

??!Y/n*Giving him a sharp teeth grin with a creepy head turn*Did they let you keep the old one?~

Adamas*Pulls away actually disturbed*No!?- Let go! What is wrong with you?

??!Y/n*Holding a giant sword, excitedly looking at him* Ooh! Can I have it?

Adamas: What? Put that down!?-That is not for little girls!

??!Y/n: Little girls?-First off Not a girl*laughs at him*-Second...Okay, how old do you think I am?~

Adamas: I don’t know. Ten?...

??!Y/n*Raises brow at him*...

Adamas: Help me out! More or less than ten?

??!Y/n*Smirks and throws him the sword for him to catch it* -Not a lot of kids in your life, huh?~

I just want This human cryptic-like anarchist Y/n going around the god side being like "You SUUUURE you don't wanna join our side?~ you are not exactly treated well by them?" to all the "lesser" deities or Blacksheep deities they find...

[amphitriteswife]

How about associating your mutuals with fictional characters? :)

every fandom is fine!

Thank you so much my dear! ✨✨

@mizz-sea-nymph: ofccc Poseidon the nutbuster fr, and amphy cause she’s the goat, Dorothy, Laurent, Isis, Horus and Thoth. 🩷🩷🩷

@tinyy-tea-cup: Adamas, ppl fr sleepin on him.💚🤖

@zendersenders: rin, isagi and Kaiser, the golden trio 🤭🤭 ❤️

@sethmp3: qin the emperor ofcc 👑🪭

@telvess: My man Hiromi with his glorious nose 🧑‍⚖️

@vilereign: hades and beelzebub 🤍🖤

@swallowtail-lotus: Hades ☠️👑

@jonquilclegane, @mistress-of-words and @sigyn-foxyposts : loki and Sigyn💜💚

@riseofamoonycake tsukuyomi 🌙

@rukia-writes : hercules and superman offcc💪💪

@das-jaim3 and @rlvdnt : Shiva 🕉️🧿

@itz-hel : godzila 🦖

@salmonpoki : Itadori and choso🌸💙

@nicasdreamer: Amphitrite and Parvati 🪷🦈

@hellany: buddha and yasodhara☸️🪷

@monstertreden: sephiroth, rufus and Poseidon 🔱

@praisethesuuun: Susanoo 🌊

@brokensenseofhumor: apollo ☀️

@imperfectbloodmoon : Poseidon and Sakuna 🔱🩸

@aresarmyblog : ares ofcc💪🖤💛

@artemishuntress8: artemiss the queen🏹🌙⭐️

@chrispywhispy: buddha☸️🪷

@m3l-moony : Confucius🩷✨

@snowmantita: hades and persephone 💀🌹

@miserable-homo-momo : sua and mizi 🩷💚🖤

@miha-chi : poseidon, hades and apollo🌊💀☀️

@ru-miere : poseidon and hades🔱💀

@yuzusern : itoshi brothers (aka rin and sae) ⚽️

@bimmiscourt: Poseidon🔱🌊