#Risk Officer

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

An unbothered queen has entered, and subsequently left.

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[aspiringnexu]

Love that Star Trek accurately portrays humans in the future as being DTF practically anything. Works wonders for diplomacy.

"Sure I don't find you attractive, but give me ten minutes, your Excellency, and I'll find someone on this ship who's into tentacles and slime."

We may not be super intelligent or super strong, but give humans a chance. We're annoyingly likeable, tenacious, stubborn, and attracted to the weirdest things.

[cubbihue]

Saw your design for fairy Dev, would you ever do one for Hazel (no pressure)

Itty Bitty Hazel!

She'd probably get a role very fast within the Pixies as a "Meetings Coordinator"! And she's still barely a kid!! Wow!!!!

Unlike Dev, Hazel would be bound to wear the Pixies' uniforms. But she'll test her limits by making it nice and blue. They can't complain if she's still got the suit and (bow)tie!

Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]

[aithusarosekiller]

Reg lives au where he comes out of hiding after the war and lives with Remus

When he gets the DADA position in '93 Reg is worried about the timing of it and Harry and Dumbledore's intentions etc so he goes with him in animagus form as his pet cat to keep an eye on things

And it's just fluffy chaos with a bit lot of Sirius based angst on the side

[eddiepeaches]

met some more of my coworkers last night and. AND. oh my GOD one of them is very hot very ed-coded VERYYY my type

and I thiiiiiink she was maaaaybe flirting with me a bit??? I had told her that the last time I did karaoke I did taylor swift bc a cute girl wanted me to asdfjkl and then when we got to the bar she leaned in really close to my face and was like "ok I'm gonna sign you up for a taylor swift song" but then it was crowded so she didn't but. BUT. am I delulu or was there a Vibe????

[bisexualdinahlance]

Friendly reminder that as much as we all hate trump, felons, prisoners, etc. are still human and deserve rights! This includes the right to vote!

[americankimchi]

tcw is so good at introducing us to characters and bite-sized stories that capture our attention and so, SO bad at following even a modicum of logic when it comes to the consequences of actions under military law

[askaceattorney]

Dear Attorney Lance,

Before I entered my counter claim, I thought I'd inform you that your client prevented me from examining the scene of the crime. I'm sure you know this is concealing evidence from the Defense Attorney.

Which, by the laws of the State of California, is unlawful and can result in six months in jail or a $1000 fine for your client. Furthermore, he placed his hands on me before I backflipped him, meaning my actions would be considered self-defense.

I'm entering my counterclaim regardless, but I thought I'd forward this to send to your client. I'll be sure to send you the records of the case Mr. Justice and I were working on when the incident occurred.

I was going to let that go, but if this guy won't, then neither will I. Surely, this guy knows police misconduct never goes over well.

- Athena Cykes

[aromanticbastards]

im considering if i show yall the part of the email that's so fucking stupid, but unfortunately it comes with the risk of doxxing myself since im pretty sure that no more than 2 other ppl here might have that name

[hasarjunadoneanythingwrong]

hes having a rough week guys give him a break

[tj-crochets]

Crafting/vaccine side effects update: I am still not up for crafting but oh my gosh I feel so much better than I expected to! I did have a POTS flareup but my blood pressure never got below 100/60, so like it barely counts. I mean, the tachycardia was worse, but even that was nowhere near what it's been previous times I got the booster shots, and it's mostly resolved itself within like 24 hours of getting the shot instead of like three days. I'm still operating at a deficit of water and salt but I'm working on it bit by bit, and I was skeptical when my doc said I wouldn't need an extra dose of my salt-go-up pills* but he was right! Anyway point is no crafting updates today but there might actually be crafting updates tomorrow, which I did not expect to be saying *fludrocortisone! It helps me retain salt in a way almost approaching the normal human way of processing salt

[arlo-venn]

Back tracking 36 miles to go paddle boarding! So that I didn’t bring this giant thing for nothing 😂 I called to make sure they were pet friendly and the girl said “yes but please bring your puppy to say hi to me so I can give them a treat” and I said yes but I probably won’t for obvious reasons 😅

[transfagholmes]

sending a lightly risky text is awful cause you're already prepared to be disappointed and hoping for them to answer quickly to put you out of your misery but also praying that they don't respond for a while bc then you can still imagine you're not going to get disappointed but then you're gonna get your hopes up and be even more disappointed. so basically i need to be put in a tumble dryer until he answers

[retzin]

i liek this one. Drawn in class today.

Completely forgot I drew this. Agreeing with Zeke on this BECAUSE MY FEELINGS ARE STILL CONFLICTING!!

I'm okay with furry skimpus tho I like him.

[nathaylee]

“Hello, Jenny,” the man said. There was a strange emphasis to how he spoke such simple words – and, hang on –

Jenny sat up. “How do you know my name?” she asked suspiciously. The harmonies of the hum deepened as Laser Grid Girl also looked at the man askance.

“Oh, you might say I know your dad,” he laughed…

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Ruby’s in the middle of saving the inhabitants of the Moon of Praxis – just a typical adventure with the Doctor – when a mysterious stranger swoops in to help. When the Doctor learns who she is, he’s determined to get her back where she belongs.

hello I'm alive I think???? and my interest in Doctor Who has been roused from its slumber?????? Russell absolutely got me by bringing Tate and Tennant back (and has been killing it ever since)

[frogaroundandfindout]

Dick being overlooked for a job in bludhaven because he’s too clean (Nightwing Vol.2. #42)