#SCP fresh

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difficult to dismantle... strenuous to sabotage...

[emerald-onion]

SCP-90: The Parasite

Item #:  SCP-90

Object Class:  Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-90 is to be contained in a hermetically sealed glass case, no fewer than 30 centimeters (12 inches) thick. This case must always be kept within a steel, iron, and lead-shielded room. Doors are to be triple-locked with the exception of allowing personnel in or out. The containment cell is to remain under total observation at all times. 

No physical interaction with SCP-90 is allowed unless extended to testing purposes. All staff (Research, Security, Class D, etc.) are to remain at least thirty meters away from the containment cell except for mandated maintenance and re-evaluation checks. All testing procedures must only be performed after receiving the approval of no less than a two-thirds vote from O5-Command.

SCP-90 is not allowed to make requests.

"SCP-90's containment breach has proven that this revision is ineffective. A new special containment procedure is to be devised as soon as possible.

-Dr. Dream"

Description:  SCP-90 is a small creature comprising a large red and yellow eye, surrounded by teeth. The subject is star-shaped and consists of four main tentacles. Upon possession, its preferred attire is a brightly colored shirt, multicolored hoodie, orange basketball shorts, heelies, and a propeller hat. The subject has also been seen with a skateboard and YOLO glasses.

SCP-90 also has the ability to produce a common toy known as 'furbies', which will explode when a strong physical impact is dealt to them. The subject is parasitic in nature and survives by consuming humans' SOULs. SCP-90 enters its host's body through their eyes, effectively destroying them as a result. It is unknown how long it would take for SCP-90 to completely digest a SOUL as the time has been observed to vary from person to person. After consumption, the host body expresses no signs of cognitive brain function even if they are still able to breathe normally, rendering them in a vegetative state. As of now, there has only been one known case of surviving after being inhabited by SCP-90.

A brain scan displays that even during possession, instances of SCP-90's victims are still conscious and highly aware of their physical states.

SCP-90 is apathetic and easy-going, capable of adapting to almost every situation. However, it values its own well-being over anything else and is willing to take immoral actions in order to maintain its survival.

Notably, SCP-90 has an aversion to profanity and has been observed censoring them.

"I remembered when Red flipped a table because Fresh just wouldn't let him curse. His face was hilarious!

-Bestest Doctor Of All Times"

"Dr. Ink, once again I kindly ask you to stop using important documents as your personal notebook.

-Dr. Dream"

"Boohoo, killjoy. 😗

-A Very Sad And Betrayed Dcotor"

"How did you even manage to put that there?

-Dr. Dream"

While the origin of SCP-90 is unknown, the subject was registered with the Foundation on [REDACTED]. Four months after its recovery, SCP-90 proceed to breach the containment by taking over the body of nearly everyone on Site. Fortunately, thanks to the effort of Agent Prism, the damage was kept to a minimum. However, due to its elusive nature, SCP-90 remains uncontained to this day.

Addendum SCP-90-A: As much as we owe Agent Prism for managing the containment breach, there's something that has helped them survive SCP-90's possession, something that forces it to flee instantly.

But what is it? What frightened that parasite so terribly it had to escape even when the tide was in its favor?

I'm not sure if I want to know.

[purrpletiger]

Happy Valentine’s day!  As an aroace goblin I don’t have much loveydovey stuff to post. But since it’s “Freshuary” I thought I’d compile all the characters that remind me of the Fresh parasite!  (I wanted to do the freshuary drawing prompt thing but i didnt have enough time or ideas lmao)

I freaking LOOOVE this flavor of characters(radical dudes who are actually evil) with a burning passion but simultaneously hate that I love them lol, I guess that’s why the passion’s burning.  I fully blame Alex Hirsch and @loverofpiggies​ for starting my unhealthy addiction

Aaand here’s a bonus:

All of these are official images from the source material (Making Porty and Starro transparent was sooo annoying) except for the Fresh parasite which I drew myself, and the SCP.  

If you think of any other similar characters leave them in the notes!

Hope you had a nice holiday and/or have a fun rest of the month! B)

[balfazuar]

Haha wish me luck on the grind you guys

[sallllltywater]

Next few works i plan (although i don't really plan things i don't have plan) to draw are

- finishing taurox & oxyotl one

- figure out if the composition in my mind would work or not for 1)black orcs 2)skarbrand 3)Queek and Ska (i mean serious one not shitpost)

- draw Crone Hellebron

[scrooglygrumbo]

Some out of context discord moments that I think suit my username here.

[pillowfriendly]

✒️ friend!

[mrlight2]

[copperfoxandfriends]

My Sun and Moon SCP!AU goobers with their favorite fruits, Cantaloupe and Strawberries! :3💕

Fun Fact: Did you know Moon prefers his fruit frozen rather than fresh as he naturally has a colder body temperature and tends to regulate his temperatures to camouflage and hide away from other snake like entity’s of his “species”!

( Mainly to hide away from Sun when he becomes too much for poor Moon to handle but he also just likes to naw on them <3 )

Extra Stuffs:

I made them for the sillyz if I ever felt the need to turn them into custom keychains >:D

(Will probably make more keychain designs )

Invisible PNG’s for anyone who wants to use em for like stickers :D

[tateglog]

This is an updated post on the AU account by Welcome home I decided to update the post every week on Fridays!

Here are all the social networks of the author and their ay!

(Tik Tok):

Rainbow Factory Wally: @dodozoi17

Lovesick Wally: @halohelene

Opposite Wally: @livelaughloveandersen

Creyscale Wally: @sweetestrosiebee

Red wally: @licoricecookie1

Mirror wally: @horrortheory01

Coroline Wally: @kylee_dottavioartist

Priest wally: @littlesweets34

Butcher Wally: @littlesweets34

Actor Wally: @frillsand

Homesick Wally: @nameko_nick

Ss!wally: @aku_sunshin3

Royalty Wally: @neonross_

Fallen Wally: @kimuarts

So below wally: @sobelowwallydarling

Space Wally: @mits_the_simp1

Flower bed: @majorkro

Assumption Wally: @bud_lor

60-x Wally: @tonyr3ed_tt

Wally Wonka: @deaddeerdarling

Zombie apocalypse Wally: @rrosebud333

Watcher Wally: @deadlyeyez

Skater Wally: @pickledplumzz

Siren Wally: @zoomie_zoomloll

Highschool Wally: @muffinturner

Beach town Wally: @pinksugarberry

Music universe: @erica.vikcy

Phantom Wally: @asterine_bean

Final!act Wally: @daylightgenesis

Observer Wally: @neonross_

Warley Wally: @blueymagicalkawaii

Reverse Wally: @cookiedoughcd

Ghost Wally: @m0th_gh0st

Daycare! Wally: @darkfluffydragon

Reaper Wally: @h0llyn0vaberry

Sweet n Jam Wally: @problepatic_blue

Lurk Wally: @donttouchdachild_

Apple blossom Wally: @astarlightsend

Metal Wally: @by_baby60

Punk Wally: @cartoon_loonatic

Photographer: @era_artx

Cafe Wally: @mocha_fern

sundowner syndrome Wally: @gutturalcarnivore

Mafia Wally: @brightkillerx3_prztx

Celestial Wally: @bubblegumbaby11_

Grimoire Wally: @starberries13

Psycho murder Wally: @kittysxrlmw

Parallel Wally: @parallel_au

Stargazer Wally: @ender_kinggs

Aviary Wally: @seiless_

Geno Wally: @sabrandomdraws

Hyper Wally: @kii_the_artist

Steampunk Wally: @rqgreyy

Schizophrenic Wally: @gyn3th

Apple Wally: @itskorrychang

Sweet Dreams: @wildspirit456

Escape the studio Wally: @thelazyangel456

Colloid Wally: @anonyjakashi

Eternal Dream Wally: @theextraidioz

Rockstar Wally: @tv_gvy

Glamrock Wally: @silly13r

God Wally: @sweetcoffee_

Silent Home Wally: @just_call_me_em_

Singer Wally: @ityart

WH Stage On Wally: @imjade381

Nightmare Dolls Wally: @yamicat144

The Dark Wally: @luigisbf

Apple Blood Wally: @javadoodle404

Omori Wally: @bm0ooo0

Ajolote Wally: @cossette_b

Ending Cycle: @manda.aarts

Pop star Wally: @sophia_lefeld_art

Skater Wally: @centiphantomhive08

Rui Wally; @im_suddenly_edgy

Police Wally: @localarsonist07

(Tumblr):

Pokémon Wally: @partycoffin

Mod Wally: @Clownsuu

Emo Wally: @Clownsuu

Ena Wally: @Eechytooru

Toymaker Wally: @wifumakervl

Playfellow Workshop Wally: @chez-cinnamon

Animated Puppetry Wally: @mandasarts

Finfolk Wally: @aerkame

Demon Wally: @infohazardouz

Overboard Wally: @echoentities

Muppets Wally: @somethingsomething-bear

Killer Wally: @itskorrychang

Big Apple Wally: @flippantfoe

Cupid Wally: @fetusmeme

Candy Land Wally: @shishimintyarts

Self-Aware Swap Wally: @anonymous-paperbag

Midnight Mass Wally: @vamlentvair

Sky Wally: @kyletheodred

Heart of glass: @starryofthy

McDonald's Wally: @yunjinerd

Tailor Wally: @shroomycattiktok

Circus Wally: @nonomives

Animatronic Wally: @kyletheodred

Creator Wally: @bloodrediscream

Doodle Wally: @bloodrediscream

Haunted house Wally: @kamigui

Jazzercise Wally: @itskorrychang

Jousick Wally: @professorjake

(Twitter):

DBD! Wally: @j_demi_creates

Fresh Wally: @GRIMMUSSYPAKITA

Observer Wally: @neonross

Plugue! Wally: @vividg4l4ctica

Faceless Wally: @Angeladrewlol

Infected Wally: @Suketchi

Swan wally: @deadlyeyez_

SCP Wally: @dottavioartist

Fading memories Wally: @BlueTokomon

Cult of love: @NummyPumpkin

Homesnax: @KnifeRat

Faceless Wally:@Angeladrewlol

[isuffercreativelytwice]

Forgotten birthday | Scp 076 x reader

wholesome interaction because why not (semi)

but its yandere

Scp 076 x reader

___________

Abel had his birthday alone. (or what he thought was when his birthday was). On a rock. With no one to celebrate with. 

Over the thousands of years he spent wandering the earth leaving a trail of death and blood, walking as a reanimated corpse to have vengeance on his brother.  

Killing every being that resembled a human without a drop of guilt. They were the creation of his brother, and he hated them with a burning passion. The smell of smoke choking his lungs, Abel missed the fresh air. 

This was all because of them. 

They killed each other anyway so a few deaths caused by him would be the norm. 

The dying candlelight illuminated the area he huddled into, in the open out on a large boulder. He stared wistfully at the flickering flames, rage leaving his presence as he was in peace, or as peaceful you could be created from violence and a thirst for blood. 

Someone walked up to him, as he sat unbothered, not striking them down with a weapon from hell. 

“Mind if I take a seat?” They asked, voice calm and melodic. Even with no answer, they seated themselves next to him, a gentle clack of metal with rock made Abel intrigued enough to turn a head. 

The person flicked open a lighter, holding it to the dying embers of the candle, relighting it once again. Why would someone sit next to a stranger they never knew? He thought to himself, making the conclusion that if they didn't die by his hand, another would take it. 

But maybe, with the years of no contact with humans in a positive way, he yearned for an interaction with a sentient being that could hold a conversation. 

As much as he hated the thought, Abel hated not having something to live for.

When he zoned out, the person who dared to interact with him hummed lowly, flicking open a satchel and an aroma of sweetness wafted out. His attention was now fully on the sweet treat, clutching the cape of animal and human skin that kept him warm. 

Grey eyes examined it, reading over the swirly letters that at first wouldn't piece together, like a broken puzzle waiting to be solved. 

‘Happy birthday.’

Abel stared at them, wide-eyed.  

“How do you know?” He said, voice filled with confusion, clasping the stolen blade that resided in the makeshift pocket on his cape. His voice hoarse from it never being used. 

They smiled at him, undeterred by the threat. 

_______

:) might make a part 2 idk

[that-one-rat-bastard]

notes and explanations for each below cut (warning that i love ignoring canon and playing with the characters like dolls lmao)

bunch of scp scientist busts just for character design practice and because yall supposedly liked the iceberg drawing so

Clef- i made up how i draw meri before him, so i just made him look like his daughter lol. they have the same hair, but clef takes shit care of his so it looks gross. i think his eyes switch colors consistently, and his tongue is neon blue and pointy. usually shades his face with his hat around lower personal

Kondraki- he's starting to bald but refuses to cut his hair. He keeps bugs in his pockets, he looks a lot sweeter than he actually is hes an asshole lmao. he also def has reading glasses

Iceberg- looks a lot meaner than he is, hes just really sleep deprived. likes to think he was born to be a mad scientist and forced to be a sad office worker. fresh outta college and losing his mind. also he's cold to the touch and is permanently hypothermic. his locs get icy sometimes and they'd crunch if you'd grab them. also transgenderism......

Gear- kinda just here. ignore that hes in a different artstyle i cant draw men.... also balding, but iceberg begs him to not just shave it. not actually emotionless hes just silly like that. pushing 50 and kinda lame. hes starting to think hes gay but he has a job so theres no time for that

Agatha rights- the sweetest woman you literally ever meet, but she also kills people. wears really impractical outfits to work, like high heels and short skirts. not actually a whore tho lmao!! theres rumors she slept her way into her position, but she actually murdered her way there! :) leaves cookies in the break room for everyone to take

light- short fat and an absolute bitch. has a reputation to uphold so she acts real nice. absolute milf and refuses to put her hair up. toys the line between looking professional and not. really prim and proper in meetings but hits and throws things when shes mad. sneaky little bitch but we lover her

glass- he's so scared someone help him. obv does the psych evaluations and is probably the only normal person in that facility. literally just some guy but he also just looks really nervous all the time. he's all limb and tall as hell. sometimes cant tell if hes scared of the other scientist or thinks there all hot.

crow- somehow came to terms with being turned into a dog. very pretty golden retriever but he has the voice of a grouchy middle-aged guy. his glasses help with color correction. because. you know. hes a dog now. idk why hes a dog but he is now. slowly going gray and doesnt wanna think about his mortality. has to wear a silly collar with his ID. misses his thumbs

theres no bright because i couldnt decide if i was going to draw Elias or jack because fuck admin bright

[emerald-onion]

SCP Foundation: The X-File

"TH1s 1s a t3rr1Bl3 1d3a."

"Come on, Error! Have I ever done you wrong before?"

"..."

"... Aaaaaaaanyway, should we start now?"

"l3t's JUst G3t tH1s 0v3r w1TH."

"Dr. Ink, of the SCP Foundation-"

"aND 3rr0r, sCP-404-"

"Proudly declare-"

✨~ASK BOX IS OPEN!~✨

Rules:

Except for the one who is dead, you can send questions to any characters

No NSFW

No character bashing

Respect the other askers and my already-established canon

And most importantly, have fun!

[scaredshadowsswap]

Hey y’all, I’m cancer-free now, so I’m gonna try to get back into writing random headcanons again. Today, it’s SCP Personnel and the hobbies I think they’d have.

Clef

Clef seems like he’d be an annoyingly fast learner, which means his hobbies switch fast. One week he might be cooking, but as soon as he gets good at it, he’s gonna learn blindfolded axe throwing or something else until he gets good at that. He has a very wide skill set, especially in combat, but he can’t really stick with anything for very long. The only hobby he consistently has is movies. He watches movies and references them all the time, and hopefully you’ve seen the movie because the references convey important information. He’s also really well-read, and will make references to well known classics as well, but he usually saves those references for people he thinks are stupid and won’t understand them.

Kondraki

Kondraki is determined. Once he gets good at something, he wants to stick with it more and get better. Besides photography, he composes music. He played cello in high school, but doesn’t really play anything anymore and instead just writes music that he thinks would sound good. He also, on occasion, goes birdwatching. If anyone gives him shit about it, he will bash their skull in, but he finds birdwatching to be a nice thing to do, especially on a cold morning as the sun is just coming up and almost everyone is still asleep. He’ll take a cup of coffee with him and just watch the sky for a little bit before he has to go to work.

Shaw

What hobbies can an immortal have? All of them! Shaw speaks almost 50 languages, plays 11 instruments, and studied astronomy for a good 20 years. However, most of their hobbies are from earlier, when being immortal still seemed cool. Nowadays, Shaw is just majorly depressed and doesn’t have the mental energy to keep doing new stuff. Thinking all the time like that gets exhausting. One thing they still like doing, though, is hosting parties. They invite whoever they damn well please on the given day, and it never gets old. Shaw knows that these people are good friends, and someday they’ll be dead, so Shaw wants as many memories with them as he can get.

Glass

Glass sometimes feels like the Foundation Staff’s punching bag, and it sucks. His way of managing his feelings is through golf. He golfs, and he is really damn good at it too. Probably could’ve won some local competitions, if he was allowed to participate. He finds it relaxing to be outside in the fresh air, and therapeutic to swing a golf club. Unfortunately, it’s hard to get permission to leave the Site and go golfing during his weekends and off-days, so he jogs when he can. He’s said he’d like to pick up tennis, but you need an opponent, and it’d be weird to play your therapist in a game of tennis.

Iceberg

Iceberg’s hobby is explosives, but I think he likes baking. The warm oven offsets how cold he feels, so he used to just have the oven running whenever he was home. He likes sweets and desserts, so he decided that he might as well learn how to make cookies, and it took off from there. He’s good at it, but he’s also insecure about being perceived as “doing girly stuff”, so he doesn’t usually share the things he makes with people. He’ll usually drop off a birthday cake for people on their birthdays, but he’ll say he bought it at a local bakery or something.

Gears

Gears was always fascinated by calligraphy, but it took him a really long time to get good at it. He doesn’t have time to practice hobbies like that when he’s busy running the largest Site the Foundation has. He also likes cooking, and unlike his assistant, he’s very open to sharing food. He doesn’t really express contentment through words or expressions, but he will occasionally give food he made to the people he trusts. He’d be really good at baking if he tried due to his excellent precision, but he doesn’t like things that are too sweet, so he sticks to cooking.

Strelnikov

Strelnikov likes climbing trees and seeing if anyone notices him. To him, it’s a measure of stealth, and he likes to play a game and see how much he can learn about a person from at the top of a tree. People find this very creepy. He also can play the acoustic guitar, but he doesn’t know anything about music theory, he just kinda knows how the song is supposed to sound.

[my-names-kris]

ink huddle!!!

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neon!ink by @confuzz1ed

lavender!ink by @denieatsart

doomverse!ink by @abrasive002

venom!ink by cloudz_at_night on discord

human teacher!ink by @hiro-doodlez

god blue!ink by nightfox404 on discord

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ftfo!ink by Im_Sorry_Buddy on ao3

parasitism!ink by @kawaiifreshypara

fgod:as!ink by me

[anonauthorsworkshop]

helloo, i stumbled upon ur mha x scp au and AHDSIHDSGISDGJ UR WRITING??? IS SO GOOD?? (also im new here hi, can i be 🎭 anon) more mha x scp au pls /nf tho

hii 🎭 anon :) i get a lot of requests for this au haha, sure!

previous part here

AU where MC is transported into the MHA universe with a SCP-summoning quirk. essentially a MHA and SCP crossover. you can read the rest of the parts under the tag #pp mha au

(note: i have never watched or read mha in my life and all of my knowledge is from fanfics and lazily googled questions! sorry in advance for any mischaracterizations or anything that just... doesn't make any sense? lol)

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You lean forward, nearly falling off of your chair in the process. Squinting your eyes into narrow lines, you focus on one, crucial objective:

Trying to figure out what the hell is sitting right in front of you.

He looks like a cat, sort of. He reminds you of Josie, or, well, 529, with his feline-esque features and all.

Oh, you really should summon Josie here again sometime. It's been quite a while since you last have. That cat makes a good cuddle buddy. Even if she's missing the entire other half of her body.

You hum in thought, continuing to careen forward from your chair. No! This thing across from you is nothing like Josie. His ears look more like a bear, like 1048. Or could he be a dog? No, no... You've got it! He's definitely a rat!

Leaning back, you return to a proper sitting position and internally applaud yourself for finding the solution to your own ridiculous question. A rat, you think to yourself, face smug. Reminds me of a certain mask that drips black snot.

Wait a minute. The satisfied expression you adorn falters as you inspect the rat closer. What if it's not a rat, but a mouse?!

No, you're getting sidetracked! You take another bite of the banana you have graciously been given by your... captors? Do they count as captors if you willingly went with them?

The clearing of a throat. "Excuse me. If you could please answer the question..."

Oh, right. They're not really your 'captors,' just your interrogators, (that provide you with free food, might you add).

"What was the question again?" you ask, before not-so-elegantly stuffing the rest of the banana down your throat. You couldn't help but cave into your stomach's hunger; you haven't tasted this quality of fresh food in years! No more scavenging for meals or rummaging through garbage bins!

The man in uniform raises an inquiring eyebrow. You examine the badge attached to his right breast pocket: 'Detective Tsukauchi.'

He gestures to his side. "He asked you for your name."

Your eyes follow his hand's movements, and you find yourself gazing at the rat once more. "Oh, I wasn't paying attention." You admit shamelessly, grabbing another banana from the bowl placed before you. "I'm Y/N."

"Pleasure to meet you, Y/N." The rat smiles. You absentmindedly nod in response. "I'm Nezu, the principal of U.A. High. The man beside me is Detective Tsukauchi," you glance at the final stranger, "and this is Aizawa, a teacher at this school. He is also the one who found you. We would like to ask you some questions, as you are already aware."

"Sure," you comply, shoving another banana into your mouth. "I don't mind."

"How old are you?"

"Fifteen, I think."

"Who are your parents?"

You shrug, nonchalantly reaching for another banana. "Don't have any."

Nezu's grin widens slightly, and you watch him place a paw below his jaw. "Would you be comfortable telling us about what happened in that alley?"

Cocking your head to the side, you carefully peel off the banana's skin. "Which one?"

The detective speaks up. "The one you were found in."

Chewing another bite of your food, you tap a finger to your chin in thought. "Well, I was asleep until I heard a bunch of noise." Slowly, you turn to Nezu, replicating his ear-to-ear smile as you dramatically retell your experience.

"I looked up from my home, my beloved alleyway cardboard box, and saw two groups of people fighting. I decided to hide in my box until it was all over, but then one of them crashed into my home. They crumpled my box, and my hiding spot was revealed! The two groups started arguing about 'gang territory,' or whatever, and one of them decided to use me as a hostage and pointed a gun to my head."

You sink your teeth into your banana once more, oblivious to the horrified looks from every adult in the room.

"Oh, but it was fine," you casually continue, mouth half-full, "since, you know, I took care of it and all."

"When you say that you 'took care of it,'" the detective asks cautiously, "do you mean that you used your quirk?"

"My... quirk?" You scratch the back of your neck. "I guess it's my quirk? Don't know too much about 'quirks,' to be honest. I've never been to a doctor, or whatever specialist you go to for checking those out."

"Could you describe to us what it was that you exactly did?"

You gulp down the rest of your banana before replying. "You mean, in that alley? I summoned, or, like, conjured up one of those, uh." You pause, replacing 'SCPs' with another word to prevent further confusion. "Creatures? One of those creatures."

Tsukauchi looks you in the eye. "These creatures that you summon." You glance at the detective's hands, and you notice that they're trembling. "What do they do? What do they look like?"

"Usually I summon them to help and protect me." You explain with a shrug, "Oftentimes I encounter people who want to hurt me for some reason. There's a bunch of, er, 'creatures,' that I can summon, and they don't typically look like your perception of what's 'normal.'"

You continue, "There are endless possibilities, really. One looks like a teddy bear, just covered in human ears." Tsukauchi's eyes widen, as if his suspicions have been confirmed. "There's some that are long and bony. Some of them have these gigantic claws and razor-sharp mouths. Some of them are all gooey and acidic-"

"I believe that's enough." You turn to the side, taking a brief glimpse at Aizawa, who is standing beside you. Those were the only words he's spoken this entire time.

Turning back to the other two, you're about to grab another banana when you catch sight of the detective. You stare awkwardly, your hand paused mid-air. He seems to have completely spun on his heel to face away from you, hands clutching the wall as he gags and dry heaves. You scoot back in your chair uncomfortably.

"...And you do not have a home, correct?" Nezu stands up from his seat, approaching yours.

"Well, I did, but like I said, my cardboard box was destroyed because of those two rival gangs, or whoever they were."

"I see." He raises a paw so as to pet the top of your head. You clumsily bend down in your chair, allowing the two-foot-tall principal to reach your height. "We can arrange something for you. You may stay in a personal dorm here for free, if you would like." He smiles, "So long as you attend this school, the police force has also gladly agreed to erase your criminal record!"

You gawk at him. "C-criminal record?" Well, you guess you usually do end up leaving a mess of dead bodies behind, but it's always in self-defense!

"You should know it is illegal to use your quirk unlicensed and in public, Y/N."

Surveying the room, you dart your eyes from person to person. In the corner of the room, the detective, who is on the verge of vomiting up his insides. The man beside you, Aizawa, who refuses to look at you. The one standing in front of you, Nezu, who is blackmailing you, but is also offering you free shelter and free food...

You huff, grabbing Nezu's paw and shaking it wildly. "It's a deal, then."