#SHUT FHE FUCK UP

[lungthief]

HERES HOW PAVLOVE CAN STILL FUCKING WIN

[skhardwarevers1]

I wake up with a headache immediately remember there’s SRUFH and get hit with the most BEAUTIFUL PIECE FOFMTMUSICIHAVW EVER HEADD IN MY WNTIRE LIFE OH MY GAWWDDFFEAJZZJ

[lazarus---rising]

every passing day i grow more insane . this is like when i sat in the kills you chair except happening at a much slower rate

[anothermansjeans]

why is it always the people who had the privilege of going to 10+ shows and getting every ounce of merch that talk shit on harry after his big wins 💀

[dizzybevvie]

ERLINNNNNN GXIG8TSURTSYSDHXKCUCC SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.

[dishgranted]

SARA AND SHANE ARE ENGAGED !!!!!!!’?!!?

[futuristicallyshadowyface]

And there's yet another round of they're drunk so I have to deal with it because that's exactly what I want to deal with right now

[indouloureux]

Can you make one with joseph quinn where they are dating since season 4 started shooting and now they are invites to the brazil party with jamie and tbey are one of those couples thag are never serious and act goofy instead of toucht which they are and they sing snd dance together and also are like hugginf and kissing but not much and the reader and jamie are like best friends and vibing together there and later on when they are back in their hotel room they make loce cause tbey havent had much timw together since fhe whole partjes and interviews and stuff? :)

ALRIGHT IM IN LOVE. sincerely apologize if this doesn't meet your request entirely. i apologize that i won't be writing joseph smut bc i'm still getting used to writing him. but i will be writing it in the near future!

you can't keep a straight face as joseph goes into a deep talk about how his vecna song is up and down by venga boys.

the thing is, he looks so fucking passionate talking about a euro trash song. but you can see the playful twinkle in his eyes as he does so, ever so often shooting you a quick glance to tell you that he's never serious when it comes to venga boys.

you hide your laugh in his arm, turning away from the person he's talking to and you hide it as a way that shows you're shy. joseph's got a secured arm around your shoulders, rests his cheek on top of your head as you nestle your face deeper into his blazer to cover your laugh.

perhaps you'd drunk too much of that drink.

"you should listen to it," he tells them. "it's so funky and amazing. it'll definitely help you escape vecna. i mean, i'm sure he'd like it too."

jamie's behind you, a drink close to his lips, and it looks like he's hiding his laughter with you. 'coz at this point joseph's talking about the meaning of the song. "see i chose it because it's up and down. y'know, because of the upside down. up...and down....upside down?"

you're thanking vecna it didn't last more than eight minutes.

"i'm sad no one has asked me what my vecna song is," jamie sighs. joseph still has an arm around your shoulders, swaying you both side to side to a music you can't understand but vibe to. "i mean, i'd like to talk about how fearless is my vecna song."

"how will you have a vecna song if you are vecna?" the question doesn't make sense, you think, but maybe it's the inebriation that took over your thoughts. "what, is he like, trying to escape himself!?"

"definitely," your boyfriend quips. "he needs therapy. he can't go off killing children."

you take joseph's right hand when he places his glass on a nearby table. and you find your fingers twirling the ring on his hand as a form of distraction, maybe a bit of boredom as jamie goes on a rant about how vecna still needs a vecna song

joseph's fingers fiddle with yours, a silent answer that says he's also getting a bit bored now. he argues still that vecna needs therapy not a song.

"hey, 'y hear that?" joseph whispers in you ear. you'd gotten too distracted from playing with the ring on his finger. "its head over heels, baby."

you look up at him, removing your cheek from his bicep. "tears for fears?"

"head over heels."

you squeal. you place your glass beside joseph's and take his hand, bringing him right in the middle of the bright multicolored floor. he's more than happy to come with you, holding your hand with just as much fervor as he spun you around until you're in his embrace, hands around your waist and swaying you to the song.

with hands around his neck and fingers pulling on the curls from the back of his head, you drunkenly smile up at him. joseph takes note of your intoxicated state, remembers not to trick you into thinking the glass was alcohol but really was just water.

"y'know, this would be my vecna song," you tell him, breath fanning over his face. joseph nudges his nose with yours as a gentle kiss, looking like two drunk teens at prom. but he doesn't care.

"still doesn't beat up and down,"

"ugh, shut up!" you throw your head back, whining a bit louder than you're supposed to. he laughs and his hand comes up over your mouth. "we both know you only say that for shits and giggles."

"you're right, lovie." he chuckles. he straightens your hair, hand coming up from your waist to your shoulder, dragging down to raise your interlocked hands. "you wanna know what it is?"

"to make myself stop laughing everytime someone asks you what your favorite song is, yes please baby," you smile at him.

joseph spins you around, eyesight blurred by the quick spin until you're back in his arms and your focused fixates on him and him only. "it's golden years by david bowie."

you beam. "really?"

"yeah!" he furrows his eyebrows for a second before he's smiling again. "i'll stick with you, baby, for a thousand years. nothing's gonna touch you in these golden years,"

"sap," you tease him, but press a kiss to his cheek because why not. "simp?"

"simp."

"oi," jamie cuts in between the two of you and hugs joseph, a similar pout on his face. his face is a bit pink, you observe. "i miss my girlfriend. wanna dance with you guys."

by the time the song ends (with jamie holding both you and joseph's hands as he sways to the song), the party does too. you're tripping down the carpeted floors of the hotel hallways, barefoot with your heels held by joseph who's leading you to your shared hotel room.

"i can't believe we're in brazil," you giggle at him. joseph shuts the door behind, placing your heels carefully on the side for you not to accidentally step on them. "ah, correction brazil!!!"

you mimic him from earlier, where he'd trilled the word 'brazil' for an interview. joseph shushes you by placing a hand over your mouth, lipstick staining his palm as he does so.

"you gotta keep quiet, baby," he warns you. joseph sits you down on the bed, goes to the other side to pour you a glass of water, and comes back with a slightly concerned look. "drink up, dove."

too tired to protest, you drink the water from the hotel glass, joseph holding it for you. you don't realize as soon as you swallow the drink you'd fallen down to the bed with a small pout.

"what's up, darling?" joseph discards his blazer, unbuttons the first three of his dress shirt and places his shoes aside next to yours. "tired, huh?"

"yeah," you exhale. "y'know, i saw a puppy down the hallway earlier. maybe we can shout at it and ask why it didn't come near you back at buzzfeed."

joseph's chuckle warms your befuddled heart. "we shouldn't shout at puppies, baby." he takes your hand into his and pulls you up. "now how 'bout a shower then i'll love on you, yeah?"

your eyes widen. "sounds like a great idea."

reblogs are highly appreciated <3

tagging @kellysimagines tysm for the request baby!

[sadesluvr]

Hello!

I loved the College student femreader, William as dorm janitor fic. I was hoping if you can do another one like this. But William more stalk-ish. But fhe reader is uncomfortable that he is janitior and tries to make exuse

Thank you!

A/N: Hey, I'm glad you liked the fic! I kinda edited this a bit because I didn't feel comfortable making Reader uncomfortable...! But here are Stalker! Janitor! Steve hcs :)

WARNING: No actual smut, but suggestive dark themes.

In the scenario that Steve is a janitor…

Watching you from afar. He knows who lives where, and has practically memorised people’s schedules

He watches you wake up in the morning as he collects garbage, and will see you at the other end of the corridor when you come back to your room

Will smile at you or greet you as you go past. When you do he gets a smell of your perfume and it’s basically an aphrodisiac to him

Prefers people who are nice and smile back. If you ignore him he’s a little scarred, but soon enough he’ll train you to be obedient 

Will ‘accidentally’ drop things near your door so he can spend more time around you cleaning

'Accidentally' cleaning your windows and 'surprising' you - Even though residents are supposed to be notified...

That was the time he caught you in your underwear and it definitely made his day

Your embarrassment is so endearing to him

Offers to help with any maintenance just so he can get into your apartment. Takes in every detail of you - photos, foods you like, your bedsheets…

May or may not somehow obtain a copy of your key so he can let himself in at any time

Steals your clothing, not even the sexual ones — vests, socks, scarves…Anything that is remotely you

Sometimes listens to you on the phone or with your partner, capturing the sounds for later

He's pretty sure you notice him pushing the cart around during college hours, but he doesn't care - He's keeping you 'safe'

Some people may go missing (and in a garbage bag) if they fuck with you

Is kind of shut off to everyone but you. He hopes his ‘kindness’ will wear you down, and hopefully you’ll overlook the fact he’s nothing but a ‘lowly’ janitor…

[starfxkr]

moony what if i kill you, throw up, cry, sob, and eat you because you’re calling me out so bad?

“he never responds to i love you” WHAT IF I JUMPED OFF A GODDAMN MICROWAVE?? SHUT FHE FUCK UP BITCH HOW DO UOU KNOW.

IVE BEEN THERE. IVE LIVED THIS LIFE IT HURTS!!!

[pixiecaps]

EVERYBODY FUCK FHE SHUT THE FUCK UP DANANDPHIL GAMES IS BACK

[armagnac-army]

 Duke of Montebello,

I am in need of your assistance, as the Doctor doesn't seem to want to come out of his study. From the sounds of it, he is bothered and/or upset by your (and possibly the Duke of Frioul's) death.

Would it be possible for you to either write a short note to him, or helping me coax him out?

Thanks,

Larrey's assistant

@trauma-and-truffles

Doc

it was you against a canonball

you and i both fought like hell! and if it wasnf the ball it was goign to be something else because fuck you knkw i wasnt going to stop bein gthere with my men in the thick of the shit going on

It sucks!!! but it was always going to be that way

Get the fuck on out of your hidey hole and come join the party because shutting yourself up out of some fuxked sense of guilt and shame is stupid

I want to say hi at least! whats fhe point of meeting like this if ur going to mope and weep like that

and its not like we can die again!!

[fuck-customers]

I work in the makeup dept of a store. Yesterday I had a lady and her daughter looking for a powder foundation. For whatever reason, we didn’t have a tester out of the particular shade the mom was interested in. Right away the mom is being hostile with me and demanding I open a real one so she can look at it. I tell her we’re really not supposed to do that, only my boss can turn a product into a tester, and her daughter tells her too that she’s asking way too much and being overly difficult, but she ignores both of us. She just keeps saying over and over, “I KNOW THIS IS MY SHADE IM CERTAIN OF IT!” And I stg the daughter must’ve read my mind bc she says “mom if you’re so certain that’s your shade then why do you have to see it??” Like YES thank you queen tell your stupid mom to shut the fuck up. But still she will not let it go and finally I’m forced to open one to let her see it (thankfully she at least didn’t want to try it, just see it), and by the way it was NOT her shade, not by a fucking long shot lol. The daughter agreed with me on that too, and again read my mind and said fhe snarky ass thing I desperately wanted to say. “That’s way too light… that’s not your shade unless you want to look like a ghost.” LMAO. The mom snapped that with her bronzer and whatever, it gets darker, but still man that shade was way the fuck off. Finally they get it and leave and the daughter apologizes to me for the moms behavior. Thank you to those customers who are willing to call out others for being shitty to the workers, you help me regain just a little faith in humanity after losing it all to being verbally abused and berated by entitled fuckwads like this Karen.

Also, and this is besides the point and a little silly I know, but this lady was wearing the same shirt as the one I kept from my grandfather after he passed on. It’s a fishing shirt with a cactus pattern, and I have it hanging on my wall. Seeing this wretch of a person acting like that, while wearing his signature shirt, made me want to punch her in her stupid white washed face. Ik that’s super personal and completely irrelevant to her behavior but good lord above that made me so furious. I hope he saw that from the spirit realm and gave her some shit karma or something bc man that lady was atrocious on a whole other level

[hermithomebase]

Sigh op of the poll went private here comes fhe “dream fans were harassing me!!!” Bc twt users can’t BE NORMAL FOR ONE DAY

it’s for the best i fear let’s just hope everyone shuts the fuck up

[davetraganon]

Give us the Easter eggs, Davetrap >:}

-giant scuttler anon

SHUT THE FUCK UP I ALREADY HAD TO DEAL W THOS AT FHE OLD LOCATION IM NOT YOU DAMN WEIRDOS

[clowniebutt]

AUGH SHITUP

hi, my name is ethan/rodent/kevin (i have a few other names n u can ask for those if u wanna know em)

im 13 and i will fight u

i really like uhh

fuck

i likee

LAB RATSS, this is what my blog is mainly abt, its a very nice little hyperfixation of mine, i love it

Mighty med, not this biggest fan n the world but i did watch the fucken show so shut up!!! i like alan :) she’s transfem bc i said so btw

The Villains of Valley View, i havent finished this but i will if i don’t procrastinate forever!! no spoilers or i’ll block u pissboy

Henry Danger + Danger force, havent finished Danger force but i love!!.!:!:’d bug interest in these :)) hensper rots my brain

horrid henry, biggest hyperfixation i have rn i fucking love horrid henry sm

creepypasta, not creepypasta in general but more like jeff fhe killer is my main hyperfixation from tjat rn and ben drowned floats around in my head like that dvd thingy and i know other creepypastas shutnup lemme think uhhhh inlove bloody painter always have always will! puppeteer is cool foo

harry fucking potter lololol

spooky month, i love spooky month!! i don’t support sr pelo tho, fuck him, fucken bitch

DNI YOU FUCK

Proshippers/Comshippers, you guys are fucking GROSS SHUT UPP

Dream smp fans or anyone fans w the ppl in that smp (this doesn’t include ranboo fans and i think karl was n that so that doesn’t include karl either) most of the creators in that thing are fucking grosss ewwewweww

ik some ppl don’t consider this proship even tho it is so ppl who ship the rats or ship leo with the rats or marcus with the rats or dani with the rats or marcus with leo or leo with dani or dani with marcus

if i tell u to dni without reason i just dont fucking like u and if u don’t dni ur blocked bitch

RULES

if ur n adulr dont b weird towards me!! n if ur posting abt nsfw ill ignore it dw

theres no other rule

i like ducks