#falling down the stairs

[dougielombax]

*pushes a Dalek down the stairs*

*this kills the Dalek*

*Yes! Hahaha! YES!!!*

[just-whump-and-suffering]

Last Man: Zenmo no Sosakan Ep 09

[jajanvm-imbi]

I-?????????

WHAT THE FUCK

I-

Holy-

FUCK

THEY ARE

THE SAME PERSON

AND NOW

BRYCE IS GONNA VOICE KATIE KILLJOY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I apologize for the person I will become when Hazbin drops January 19th

[faloverfae]

Britney was right

[the-raging-tempest]

🔺 < triangle. Zrise. Your turn. I don’t care how far you would go to get your power, your ascension. I want to know what line you wouldn’t cross. Do you have one? Can you regret?

3/10 for the first half. 9/10 for the last question. So as a combo… 10/10 Cas!!!! This one is hard! To me Zrise is a character who is always on the precipice. Of either descending into a spiral of despair and self destruction. Or consuming everything in the flames of his own ambition. And his flip flopping and lack of commitment kind of fucks him over.

He himself doesn’t think this is a difficult question. Because he’s got that ego and self delusion that he’d do anything. But that’s not actually true. Part of a character flaw. He can’t see the far reaching consequences of his actions. So he doesn’t really internalize what those sacrifices even could be. Short sighted, emotional, and selfish. So if confronted with the reality of the cost… he’d wish to take it all back. I love these questions for him. Despite his over confidence in answering them.

The second half puts in stark contrast reality vs his delusion. The contradiction that exists within him. Also as a heads up. He is basically always an asshole when I do these. He doesn’t like to elaborate or explain himself. Sorry!

___

Zrise scoffs, “There’s no line I wouldn’t cross. Obviously that’s what you want to hear right?” He laughs full of contempt, “I’d do whatever it takes to get rid of this.” He gestures towards his entire being. Trying to imply the curse. Rolling his eyes he flicks his head up to move hair from his face, “If that’s ascension. So be it.” His arrogant smile falls slightly, “Can I regret?” Eyes narrowing into a glare, “Of course I can. You think me some monster? Incapable of humanity?” His jaw clenches, “You wouldn’t be the first. Nor will you be the last.”

[saturnthesilliest]

*cue An der Schönen, blauen Donau (1:36 - 1:50)*

LMFAO

Just search up An der Schönen blauen Donau on YouTube, click on the first vid and go to 1:36 :3

[peternureyevplsdontbetraythecrew]

please take one of these as a souvenir, I have so many of them already, I insist

ᵒʰ !

[ox1-lovesick]

happy 500 <3

[autobot2001]

A Terrible Fall

@juneofdoom

Day 16 "At least it can't get any worse." | Stairs | Concussion

Whumpee has been busy with an important project with the deadline getting closer. They don't eat much and barely sleeps. No one knows this since it's normal for Whumpee to be in their office for hours. Being the last to leave. "The deadline is tomorrow," Whumpee worries. They decide to get food to bring to their office. Hating their office is on the second floor. Extra pointless walking.

A few co-workers, including their Friend, watch Whumpee walk towards the stairs, looking distracted. "Whumpee!" Their Friend yells. Whumpee doesn't hear them in time. The co-workers watch Whumpee fall forward and down the stairs. Immediately someone calls 911 while the others hurry to stop Whumpee's fall, but they fail.

Whumpee is unconscious when they land on the floor. Whumpee's Friend and the others are worried. They know not to move Whumpee. The others are relieved Whumpee wakes up quickly but still worries about what injuries they could have. No one can go with Whumpee to the hospital because they are only friends. The boss allows Whumpee's Friend to go to the hospital. "They live alone, and their closest family is three states away. They'll need someone to help them, and they trust you," the boss explains, "keep us posted."

Whumpee's Friend knew they'd be waiting. Hoping to be on time. Worried if Whumpee's emergency contact was a family member. Sure, it's logical, but not when there's no family nearby. They watch a doctor talk to the receptionist, and the receptionist points to them. The doctor explains how Friend is Whumpee's emergency contact. They are allowed to see Whumpee.

"They have a mild concision and broken wrist," the doctor explains, "I don't want them going home alone. They told me to call you." Whumpee tries to shield their eyes from the light as the doctor and Whumpee's Friend reach their exam room. They smile hearing their Friend is here, and they can go home after the nurse gets their release papers. "So, am I staying at your house or taking you to mine?" Friend asks. "I'll go to your house," Whumpee smiles, "I don't know how much help I'll be getting some stuff from my house." "Pain relief should kick in by then. If not, I can manage while you wait in the car. Our boss will understand if I need to take time off too. At least it can't get any worse." "Deadline, like tomorrow!" "Our boss will understand." Friend decides to call the boos now, putting the call on speaker phone. "Noting we can do now," the boss says, "I can get someone else to finish though the report will be a little late. It's better than making you come to work." "You can relax now," Friend says. The two know they're lucky to have an understanding boss. Friend can take time off with Whumpee.

Whumpee couldn't help Friend get items from their home but trusts Friend will know what to get. "Ok, clothes and other supplies for a week," Friend comments after putting a suitcase in the car, "I can get more things if I need to, but the doctor thinks you'll be able to go to work and not need support in a week."

Even with pain relief, Whumpee needs to lie down. Friend brings them to the guest room rather than the couch. "You think you can eat something before going to sleep?" "No." Ok, I'll put a snack on the nightstand, and we'll figure out dinner later." Friend leaves Whumpee in a dark room. They plan on checking on them every half-hour. They know the timing seems excessive, but they worry after watching Whumpee fall down the stairs. They worry this could get worse.

Whumpee is awake at five and feels they're able to eat. Friend did make their favorite soup. Whumpee laughs, seeing their Friend made a large pot, but Friend quickly says they'll make something else when Whumpee wants for dinner. "You're fine," Whumpee smiles. Did I scare them that bad? They think, worried.

Whumpee doesn't mind lying on the couch while their Friend reads a book. They hope they're not making Friend unable to watch T.V. and that this only lasts a while. Though their Friend seems to enjoy the book, they're reading.

The two figured a routine would be established while Whumpee recovers. The two like the time together. Realizing they need to plan more time together outside of work.

After a few days, Whumpee asks to try to play a card game. There's a little thinking involved. Whumpee hopes they're well enough, though they'd like to return to work. They have an appointment tomorrow and can inform their doctor they did fine playing a card game.

Whumpee's Friend brings them to the doctor, where Whumpee is told they can return to work in four days, even with how well their recovery is going. Their broken wrist is healing nicely but still needs to be in a cast. "Hoping to leave so soon?" Friend jokes. "No, I'm looking forward to doing more things with you." Whumpee smiles. "Maybe we can watch a movie tonight, but at home for now."

[doodledoesthing3]

Just finished watching Nimona

I am no longer well

I need more of this.

WHERE CAN I GET MORE OF NIMONA?!

[dougielombax]

Falling down the stairs is bad enough.

Falling up the stairs is worse.

But worst of all is falling up the stairs in public.

Painful and embarrassing.

[auroravictorium]

DO YOU GUYS EVER JUST WRITE SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU SCREAM I CANNOT WAIT TO SHARE THIS ONE WITH YOU GUYS I AM LOSING MY MIND

[yourbestpalpercy]

Firstly, Fuck you Marcus, I used that awful nickname you gave me and named my wonderful toon character after them. Secondly, I’ll be honest, this character was inspired by the works of Steven Rose Cartoons, mainly Chuck the Chameleon as I enjoy his works. I hope he’s doing okay. Anyways, poor Salty, can’t catch a break from gravity turning off and then having to fall down the stairs

[kellterntempest]

Hi wanted to say I really love your tags?? Like I love reading the little thoughts you leave on every post lol. Sorry if that's weird, I find them charming...

🥺🥺🥺🥺

[orioskye]

me walking down the stairs today:

hahahahaah bonk fuck fuck fuck bonk bonk bonk fuck bonk bonk IM OKAY

[emlynphoenix]

My mood after yesterday