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[nemisuki]

꒰ ˖˚⊹ ❝ SᑌKIʼS ᗪᖇᗩᗷᗷᒪES ❞ 𖥔˚˖ ꒱

⌗01. You just didn't expect him to yearn so hard ᯓ୨୧ ˚༘⋆ ╰┈➤ bakugo x f!reader, fluff, 423 words ( ◡̀_◡́)ᕤ

Just casually thinking about how immensely clingy Katsuki Bakugo truly is.

Yet the blonde constantly refuses to outright admit it — even to himself — that he has grown too attached to you, shitty jokes and all. He grows more short-fused at your rare absences, especially on patrols, glaring at anyone who even gets the littlest bit on his nerves.

So much so, that everyone avoids him like the plague, giving him the space to 'cool down', yet despite it all, his thoughts always end up back to you.

Katsuki is flying all over the damn place. Taking down criminals left and right, more than he ever has on regular shifts. And once he couldn't take it anymore, it didn't take him long to call you, blasting you with messages to "answer the damn phone."

You pick up at the 3rd ring, signature cheerful voice heard through the device, noticeably easing his once tense posture as he walks along his patrol route.

Turns out the agency switched things up today, quietly pairing you with someone different, but when he hears another voice beside you — presumably male — oh he's absolutely livid....

His tone is darker, replicating something more protective, more intense.

"What route did ya' say, hah?" his jaw is already clenched, grip on the phone only tightening as the seconds pass by. Your brows furrow with confusion, but nonetheless, you look around, quickly mumbling the street you’re in.

He immediately hangs up after that, only leaving you baffled, until minutes later, when you hear familiar explosions rapidly approaching, piercing red eyes glaring absolute daggers at the random hero at your side.

A spot that's only reserved for him.

Katsuki is pulling you closer before you know it, as if masking you in his scent, taking pride in the way you visibly grow shy at his rare PDA. Successfully sending the message to the cowering sidekick, who's currently running on ahead, choosing to not be flat-out murdered by the 5th ranking pro hero.

You smile brightly as the blonde silently joins your patrol, gushing on about your day as he adds an occasional comment or two. He's holding your hand, refusing to let go even for a mere second, thumb mindlessly rubbing the back of your hand, and frankly acting like you've been gone for weeks... despite it being a few hours.

And when you mention how oddly peaceful the streets are today, he's quiet, confidently standing at your side as you walk hand in hand.

After all, that's what he works for, that pretty bright smile.

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a/n ||| hi my beautiful flowers! i think i'm also gonna start posting short drabbles [fics under 500 words] like this on my blog, i just have lots of sloppy unfinished drafts bc sometimes i lose interest midway so i'll post them like this hehe... now time for me to go, plus ultra! ᕙ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )ᕗ tags ||| @leleyro @skylermiller1 @aikojwhpa @zaiban2989 @qyuin @sunnyalmighty (❁ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)

[artytaeh]

( ☆ ) DEFENSE AGAINST THE DARK AMBITIONS ; PROFESSOR THOMAS MARVOLO RIDDLE . 𖥔 ࣪˖

. 𖥔 ࣪˖ my baby lives in shades of cool; cold heart and hands and aptitude. (...) but i can't help him, can't make him better; and i can't do nothing about his strange weather... — shades of cool, lana del rey.

╰ 𖤐 use of the actor tom hughes to portray an older version of tom riddle; adult, recently finished his higher studies to specialize on the field of (defense against) the dark arts — charmed his acquaintances to become the first choice to teach at hogwarts. in this version, tom never became voldemort, nor has specific plans of doing so.

☆ PROFESSOR!TOM RIDDLE whose most genuine words were to dumbledore, during an incident that he provoked, that if hogwarts were to send its students home, he'd have nowhere to go—nowhere to look forward to coming back. hogwarts castle, amidst the scottish fields and moody weather, is his home sweet home; less than ten years later, half of it to complete his higher studies as an exemplary scholar, and he's back: a kind owl of suggestion from one of the course teachers who were over the moon with a genius like thomas marvolo riddle.

☆ PROFESSOR!TOM RIDDLE who has a strange relationship with his teenage years, albus dumbledore and the immensity of hogwarts' grounds. his teenagehood went through in a blurry that he'd rather not dwell, the headmaster is a sort of father figure that he's weary of, and it's a little sad that a school is the closest thing he ever felt to a home—but then again, what could one expect of an orphan like him? you cling onto dear life to the smallest crumbs of normalcy and comfort.

☆ PROFESSOR!TOM RIDDLE who developed the habit of smoking—after spending his years as a hogwarts' student mentally scrutinizing those who hid in discreet settings of the castle to steal a smoke, having felt superior for his distaste towards tobacco and cigarettes. during his young adulthood, that changed and—and, in his defense, a cigarette for a private moment before evening bleeds into night is a form of pampering himself. besides, it helped to deal with the stress of the higher academics he pursued.

☆ PROFESSOR!TOM RIDDLE who made sure to make his past be a mystery to anyone who was nosey enough to investigate him; burning his roots until its forest is nothing but a cryptic land of ashes, nowhere to trace its ancient history. no, it's more than enough to know that tom was a slytherin as soon as the sorting hat saw him—and that parseltongue is a language he knew how to speak before spelling english greetings. only albus dumbledore and a handful of other professors, hopefully dead, would remember his name as a poor orphan. no family, no money in his name, nothing but the scraps of kindness that allowed him to study in one of the best wizardy schools.

☆ PROFESSOR!TOM RIDDLE who'd never speak of his past. at most, he would comment—feigning nonchalance, because that is a past he's proud to share—that he attended a scholarship offered to him, a student with outstanding performance. his academic achievements are the only parts of his last before teaching at hogwarts that he might share. other than that, students might as well bet with each other whether he's an ungrateful son, has parents overseas, or whatever other stories they might imagine to fill the gaps of his childhood. in the end, it doesn't matter; bets are just bets, impossible to won or to lose, because a concrete answer will never resurface.

☆ PROFESSOR!TOM RIDDLE who'd be honored to let the librarian rest during weekends, so he can safely prevent wandering students of visiting the restricted section. naturally, this means that as a professor, he no longer needs the tricks he found necessary in the past, back when tom was slytherin's head boy; nowadays, its passageway is given in a silver tray for the defense against the dark arts' teacher.

☆ PROFESSOR!TOM RIDDLE who easily became a favorite amongst witches, and a reason for envy from young wizards. while his demeanor can be perceived as arousing by women—a man who behaves elegantly, smart and capable, mysterious in every sense of the word—some male students struggle to find the courage to defy him; tom never really stopped being a kind of intimidating person, perhaps due to his stoicism, which he... worked on, during his years of higher scholarship.

☆ PROFESSOR!TOM RIDDLE whose classes actually are interesting. nevermind how dumb and imbecile a student can be, whenever his class is interrupted slash interacted with, tom gives the opportunity for the young wizard or witch to speak about their opinions. so you think that this subject is useless?... alright, then tell us why; justify your answer, convince me. from then on, tom actually listens; subtly giving hints and offering brief commentary that shapes the student's loud thoughts into something that aligns with his.

☆ PROFESSOR!TOM RIDDLE whose head boy's habits of delivering detention diminished upon becoming a teacher. being a professor, meant that assigning detention was a problem of his to solve now—sincerely, it's a waste of time and thoughts if it's not something that upsets him; if that's the case, then he'll gladly invite wizards and witches to punishment out of pettiness. detention is given if one breaks the school's rules or if there was irresponsible behavior — tom prevents copying schoolwork and cheating by his own means, so he doesn't have to worry about that; opposite to other professors, tom wouldn't send a student to detention for performing dangerous spells. been there, done that. riddle isn't interested on being an hypocrite.

☆ PROFESSOR!TOM RIDDLE who only had to give detention once to send a message of not testing his patience. before he taught the chapter which mentions boggarts and how to defeat them, tom waited for the first dimwitted with a bad boy attitude — half an hour in his classroom after the day's classes were over, and boom. a boggart to send a little despair, lazily solving the problem and then, vague words that promised worse evenings if disobedience met his way once again. naturally, seeing the first victim of professor riddle's detention was enough to prevent talking-back and smartass behavior; for a troublemaker to return pale from their punishment, then...

☆ PROFESSOR!TOM RIDDLE who jinxes and charms his exams, so that his students don't have a way to possibly cheat on his tests. some of these include distorting the sequence of its questions, or charms that blurry the sight of those papers from farther pairs of eyes. his tests aren't easy, either; it takes more than decorating paragraphs from the DADA's manual book to impress professor riddle in his field of teaching. most of his questions require critical thinking, where you must use your knowledge to solve a situation — truly preparing his students from quick-thinking and real life situations.

☆ PROFESSOR!TOM RIDDLE who enjoys suggesting debates to discuss the end of a chapter he finished teaching; it helps to understand if there is a topic that wasn't properly understood while working the students' memory to internalize important information. furthermore, it helps to build trains of thought for DADA related purposes. tom supposes that it also helps to shape the students’ moral compass.

☆ PROFESSOR!TOM RIDDLE who praises his students for actually participating in class for asking questions—pertinent, interesting questions—rather than feeling annoyed by it. even though tom doesn't perceive himself as an extrovert, much less enjoyer of most conversations, the dark arts is a topic that utterly fascinates him, hence why he's surprisingly happy teaching it to young wizards and juvenile witches. besides, he values that his audience is interested and curious about the topic; as a curious wizard himself, tom doesn't mind wasting a few minutes after class to answer doubts. furthermore, never shies away from answering whatever he's asked (if it's related to the subject he teaches, not himself; never himself). asking him grants questions—but if the subject brings a raise of an eyebrow, then he's keeping an eye on you.

☆ PROFESSOR!TOM RIDDLE who just knows when a student is declining to a dangerous interest of the dark arts. professor riddle has a sixth sense that whispers in his ear that tonight, he'd find a certain scoundrel attempting their way down the restricted section—or a stupid adventurer about to endanger their life in the forbidden forest. discreetly gives them detention, because no, you wouldn't outwit tom even if he was half asleep—all of those rules, he broke himself as a student; but never got caught. let's not insult his intelligence, alright?

☆ PROFESSOR!TOM RIDDLE whose favorite colleagues are fellow professors who mind their business, do not push him for work hang outs in hogsmeade's pub but offer pleasant conversation from time to time. does not tolerate ignorant imbeciles; tom would rather deal with insecure talented people, those aware of their difficulties or arrogants who, at least, perform flawlessly. would discreetly jinx people that he doesn't like—for good reason—to improve his mood and teach them a lesson.

⌕ ، types of professors he'd sympathize with: minerva mcgonagall, remus lupin, horace slughorn, pomona sprout, mirabel garlick, abraham ronen, eleazar fig.

⌕ ، types of professors he'd have a rough time spending more than thirty seconds with: dolores umbridge, sybill trelawney, severus snape, gilderoy lockhart, matilda weasley.

☆ PROFESSOR!TOM RIDDLE who'd probably be one of his student's first choice to ask for help, because before you've gained courage to request it, tom had already figured out that something was wrong; something that he might be able to fix. reassures that he won't overshare your problems with no one else — simultaneously, reminds you that depending on the problem, he'd have to report to dumbledore so proper authorities can do their job. tom wouldn't lie to you—lying is the key ingredient to break trust, and some softer side of him, one that he pushes to the brink of the unvisited depths of his heart, genuinely doesn't want to fail a student. a kid, a teenager who doesn't know better. professor riddle convinces himself that his job is done once he contacted the correct lines of work, that he shouldn't waste a thought on a situation that's already resolved, but...

... but, tom keeps an eye on records that might be exchanged between desks, attentive to any information received from dumbledore or mcgonagall. he just... wants to be sure, that he's done everything he could, that everything was set right.

tom doesn't care. tom just wants to be competent at his job. right?

☆ PROFESSOR!TOM RIDDLE who has a softer spot for slytherin students, especially if he notices that the snake's house no longer is a social status, but somewhat discriminated by other students—be it by salazar slytherin being interpreted as a terrible person, or for its supposed relation with death eaters. definitely gives a lesson to students who spread nonsensical rumors that could begin a case of bullying; offers wise words of resilience to students who are struggling, but that's it—this man doesn't know how to comfort someone.

☆ PROFESSOR!TOM RIDDLE who sincerely enjoys spending time in his office. the DADA's classroom had always been one of his favorites; the assigned office didn't disappoint. tom doesn't mind being visited if there are pertinent issues to be solved; otherwise, he's happy to read in front of the fireplace when it rains outside, or taking a stroll in hogwarts' grounds whenever a sunny day presents itself.

☆ PROFESSOR!TOM RIDDLE whose hair never looks messy, gives life to the scent of old books and a refreshing male perfume with the intensity of a breeze, dressed with neat ties, different shades of grey or discreet colors, resembling dark academia if it was a living man of a mysterious background.

☆ PROFESSOR!TOM RIDDLE who might have a hidden agenda, coming back to a castle of unspoken secrets and valuable information. not that one should worry about that. tom knows what he's doing... as much as dumbledore refuses to stop teaching until he feels that the castle is safe once again.

· 🫁𝄒 ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSES with professor thomas marvolo riddle as a romantic interest ◞

𖤐 ⏜ professor!tom riddle && student!reader◞ waiting for updates / requests.

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⏜ 𖤐 ◞ bots with / about professor tom riddle.

[phoenixwithapencil]

Angeal is so interesting because he does his damndest to appear as the most unobtrusive, level headed, collected member of the trio.

But he’s bound in his own rigid morals and he bears immense guilt, I think, for the death of his dad and maybe from the way both his friends fell apart at the seams (after he didn’t stop them soon enough that day in the training room— he could have prevented all this—) and he swallowed Genesis’s rhetoric that he was a monster.

He barely shows his degradation until all at once he crumbles. His boss form is not a warrior, like Genesis.

It is not a god, like Sephiroth.

It is a beast named Penance and it wields a trident and its sins.

He tries so hard to be virtuous and moral and chase his dreams and uphold his honor. But in the end, maybe since the beginning, he saw himself as someone sinful who needed to repent.*

And he doesn’t- he doesn’t talk about any of it. Because he refuses to burden anyone. He wants to take care of others, not give them more work. He needs to be there for others, make sure they’re taking care of themselves so they don’t get hurt (again), damn whatever happens to him. But he can’t fall apart, after all, who will make sure that the people around him don’t too?

*my read on the boss forms, esp Genesis Avatar and Angeal Penance is that they are in part shaped by what the character believes themself to be (but OP cool monster design! That’s the why! My friend it can be both and good monster design has thematic reasons for being the way it is)

[jeremywhitley]

My Aces and Aros Story

While I have a minute, I wanted to talk about how I got involved in editing an anthology. Editing isn't usually my gig, but it's actually very personal, so maybe buckle in? If you just want to TLDR, here's the link, support Ace stories and creators!

DO IT!

This story goes all the way back to the beginning of my comics making career. As many of you know, my first widely published book was a book called Princeless about a black princess who decided to save herself instead of waiting around to be saved. It got this great queer female fanbase really quick and a lot of them asked me "Is Adrienne Gay?"

The unsatisfying answer was "It doesn't matter, this story is about not needing to be saved, sexuality is beside the point". However, I and those readers really liked the idea of telling a story of queer heroine in the world and thus Raven Pirate Princess was born.

Spinning Raven off meant giving her a crew and I wanted that crew to be filled with queer women of different stripes from different parts of life and that meant doing some research into sexualities I knew little about. Eventually, I decided to make Quinn (seen here carrying her girlfriend Zoe to safety) demisexual.

The result of that research was me doing a lot of looking into demisexuality and going "But isn't that just everyone?"

Reader, it is not.

It is me though.

That took me a while to digest and come around to, but eventually a I came out. I'm very happily married and in love, so daily it changed nothing.

EXCEPT...

It absolutely did. There's an immense power in having a name for that thing that is going on inside your brain that makes it not like other brains. It's incredible to be able to say "this is how I am" and have people understand.

Time went by and then I got this cool invitation from @alannawrites.bsky.social who was putting together a team of aspec creators to write a story about a certain girl who had been displaced into a comic book world coming to terms wither asexuality. You may have heard of her.

Or possibly played as her in a popular video game

Here I got to work with an all aspec team of creators for the first time in my life and tell a story that I hadn't realized I'd been working on my whole life. And having moments where something that spoke to me also spoke to that team was amazing.

We felt like we were all from the same planet...

It was an incredible feeling I then got to experience at every convention I did that year as more and more people came up to and came out to me, talking about how much it meant to see their experience, which is so rarely explored in comics, on the page. That was something else and you all mean the world to me.

So, when @comicuno.bsky.social & @philfalcowrites.bsky.social asked if I wanted to coedit an anthology full of stories about and by ace folks, the idea of getting to facilitate a ton more people having that experience was way too much to pass up. I mean...imagine...

I knew I wanted to write a story for the anthology as well, but I wasn't sure what to write about. I knew I wanted to bring back

@bailierosenlund.bsky.social and

@kellysue.bsky.social who had made our Marvel story so perfect. Then it hit me, there was one story that would be the perfect intro

So our story is called "Introduction" and it's about the Ace umbrella, learning we were under it, and finding community through making a comic where we all got to share our ace experience with eachother. Now, we're comic book characters and you an support a lot more people having this experience

[otaku553]

New blorbo :)

Also a silly interaction with this piece

[elizabeths-storytime]

Hey Have you also been thinking about Tiger, Tiger by @pepurika non-stop? Great! I've made a playlist because that is what happens when characters live rent free in my brain

[formulaonedirection]

Alex and Carlos handle massive python on a yacht

[tryingahandinholdingapen]

I kind of want to either write or read a time travel fix-it fic where it's Tobirama who travels back in time - BUT it's not Tobirama's POV. He's only a side character. It's mainly focused on Madara and Hashirama. Occasionally Mito, Izuna, Touka

This post got real fucking long so here's a read more

Just a really funny fic where you never quite get to see what Tobirama is doing, because he's not the POV character and the other characters don't know/don't pay attention to what he's up to. But like he is doing important stuff yk he's taking advantage of that future knowledge

For example:

Madara and Hashirama meeting at the river. They've figured out/confessed to their respective clans and are discussing peace and who in their clan might or might not support them

Madara asks about Tobirama and Hashirama is like "Hm? Tobirama? Honestly I don't think he cares about the Senju-Uchiha war at all. He's far too occupied with his own war against the mold youkai."

"....The what?"

(It's not too obvious from Hashirama's POV that Tobirama keeps sneakily fucking up Zetsu's machinations, but what's significantly more difficult to ignore is that Tobirama is increasingly getting ambushed by White Zetsu drones ('mold youkai') - that he eliminates with extreme prejudice and alarming fury)

Just, stuff like that. Main plot is making peace, focused on most of the main family EXCEPT Tobirama (who is otherwise occupied and is thus rarely focused on much) and possibly Izuna. So it's all stuff about battles between the Senju and Uchiha, probably having to deal with internal issues as well (Butsuma/Tajima? Elders? Coup/assassination attempts?) and plotting how they could possibly get peace, it's stuff like negotiating with the Uzumaki + Mito's marriage to Hashirama, it's the Uchiha having to deal with one of their allied clans turning on them (barely noticed sub-plot during this where Tobirama is trying to prevent/rectify the sabotage Zetsu did to the Uchiha's fancy tablet), it's about planning for their eventual village (Hashirama finds notes on plumbing on his desk, written in Tobirama's hand - when the fuck did he have time for that? where did he even learn about plumbing?), it's about trying to get the Daimyo on side, it's about all the politics of trying to get other clans to move into the village too, it's about ah fuck bloodline thieves discovered there were plans for a shinobi village in the works and are doing a frantic attempt to kidnap/'harvest' as much as possible before the bloodline clans are too protected in the planned village so now we have to deal with this fucking trafficking ring...

The sub-plot is an Tobiizu fic where Izuna is (correctly) CONVINCED that Tobirama is Up To Something, and (incorrectly) decided it's malicious to the Uchiha et al, and has taken it upon himself to investigate and Stop Tobirama's Evil Plans At All Costs

Longsuffering Tobirama is far too busy for Izuna's bullshit. He's attempting to prevent/stop/counteract Zetsu's machinations, he's trying to kill Zetsu, he's trying to destroy the big old statue (yk the one I mean, idk what it's called, if it has a name), he's trying to make sure the bijuu are all safe and Won't get sealed into jinchuuruki OR the aforementioned statue...

(he gets distracted for a bit with a side project wherein he decides actually it would be really funny for him to convert the cave the big statue was in, into a place for the kyuubi to hang out. that takes him quite a while since he has to run Zetsu out (so many White Zetsu drones...), destroy the statue, alter the place accordingly, and then find and convince the kyuubi that actually this is a great idea - without the kyuubi just fucking eating him)

...he's trying to make life easier for Madara and Hashirama (oh, Butsuma died from a mysterious illness right before he could enact his incredibly stupid plan against the Uchiha? damn. what a shame. anyway-), he's having to reinvent everything he remembers from last time he lived through this shit because whilst some of those jutsus/techniques/inventions (cough, Edo Tensei, cough) aren't strictly necessary, some of them are VERY MUCH NEEDED

That takes. So much time. Luckily Tobirama doesn't have to do all the research over again, since he remembers it and it's incredibly unlikely anyone will call him out on it (....except Mito with regards to certain seals. he very begrudgingly does research and writes notes and invents plausible-mistakes-that-could-have-been-a-first-attempt) so for the most part he can skip straight to inventing or writing out the final project/knowledge

Some of Zetsu's machinations are incredibly annoying to counter, actually. Like at some point the blasted weed installed/had nearly installed a puppet ruler in Land of Water which, what? Why? Urgh

(Please imagine the absolutely incredible amounts of suspicion and incredulous disbelief and paranoia etc that Izuna is aiming Tobirama's way once he (eventually) discovers that the 'White Demon' is seemingly MESSING WITH POLITICS RE: WHO RULES A FOREIGN NATION?!?!?! is nobody else seeing this!! Izuna is NOT CRAZY look at this bullshit somebody needs to stop him-!)

So long story short Tobirama has a LOT on his plate and he is so so incredibly stressed. Somebody help this man. None of this shit is helped by the fact that

a) Zetsu realised very rapidly that someone was fucking with his plans, and promptly started trying to kill Tobirama off, or failing that, sabotage Tobirama's plans in turn

(thus the years long and increasingly violent 'war against mold youkai' that starts when Tobirama is like, ridiculously young, and Hashirama casually mentions to Madara)

b) Izuna. Just, Izuna. He's fucking obsessed with Tobirama (why) and also the most paranoid person ALIVE it sometimes seems, and he just, won't stop, sticking his nose in Tobirama's business, how does he seem to be fucking EVERYWHERE doesn't he have anything else to do it's not like Izuna even knows the shadow clone jutsu how is he doing this why-

(Izuna like. What could possibly be more important to my rival than ME. And anyway he can't possibly be doing anything GOOD so it's for the best I intervene really this is entirely altruistic-)

c) amongst all this, Tobirama still has to somehow maintain at least a vague, plausibly deniable, belief that he's like. A regular person, involved in only normal things. Because if anyone finds out what he's really doing, or what Zetsu really is, or that he's from the future (IZUNA GET YOUR NOSE OUT OF-), then that introduces just. SO MANY new moving parts and this is already fucking complicated enough as it is, alright? Yeah yeah yeah teamwork makes the dream work, two heads are better than one, etc, but this is essentially a war of information and manipulation between Zetsu and Tobirama and when your main power is info+manipulation the fucking LAST thing you want is more moving parts + more people who could leak info/know your info/unintentionally fuck up your (future) knowledge. No. As much as possible he has to do this on his own. Which means he needs to act like he's doing nothing at all. Actually spend time with his family, be seen running normal missions sometimes, help in clan matters, attend the Senju-Uchiha battles when relevant...

Which is all really really hard when there's only so much time in the day. And Zetsu doesn't have to worry about 'spending time with family' or anything so any time Tobirama spends doing that instead of working towards destroying Zetsu's shit is-

(thank fuck Tobirama still remembers how he invented shadow clones, is all he can say. thank fuck for that)

Over time Tobirama increasingly gets a handle on his terrifyingly long to-do list, which means that 'Izuna is being really annoying and following me almost all the time' moves up his priority list. Eventually Tobirama figures out that the easiest way to get Izuna to stop GETTING IN THE GODDAMN WAY is to just. Humour him. Give him attention. Yes yes you are the most important person in my life and all this inconvenient shit is just stopping me from devoting my energy to fighting you now if you could just put that lady over there under a genjutsu and- (Tobirama trying to get Izuna to help un-fuck Land of Water, it only sort of works)

At some point they fuck because Tobirama's stress levels are at an all-time high and he needs SOME sort of outlet. (Could be entirely sane+consensual (relatively. given who we're talking about) or it could be dubcon) and Izuna actually chills the fuck out for an entire ten hours afterwards. Amazing. Clearly they'll have to do this again

So they do

(yandere4yandere tobiizu for the win. Tobirama starts out normal (again, relatively, considering who we're talking about) whilst Izuna approached everything about Tobirama in a completely sideways obsessive way from the start, but Tobirama gradually starts to also get more obsessive/possessive over time. Like what do you mean the one person who has followed me unquestioningly for years and wants to kill me and kissed me yesterday and volunteered to help me fight a bijuu might LEAVE?? no. fuck you)

(Izuna with a hiraishin marker tattoo-)

anyway back to 'things even further complicating Tobirama's life':

optional letter d) Tobirama is trying so hard to seem normal and not like he's from the future or fighting an evil mold-plant-creature that wants to revive his mom from the moon. So, so hard. But alas, facts work against him

Like, I mean, imagine from an in-universe perspective. There's this guy with really weird colouring, he's known as the 'White Demon', he's better at suiton than anyone else alive and if you've seen him even SLIGHTLY try it's terrifying (think: drowning on dry land, sudden rain/storm/tsunami, blood ripped from a dozen bodies in half as many seconds-), there's? more than one of him? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE and he's so fucking hard to kill but even when you kill him he just. doesn't. die. (friendly reminder that Tobirama is abusing shadow clones like nobody's business in an attempt to stay on top of his insane amount of work to do -> yk, the jutsu he invented, that doesn't work like any other clone jutsu, and that in this timeline he has thus far told nobody about. someone destroys a shadow clone and is incredibly alarmed that theres 1) no corpse 2) the White Demon is STILL ALIVE after they KNOW they killed him?!)

There's also rumours about him fighting/negotiating with bijuu, and quite a few witnesses to his ongoing war with 'mold youkai'

The majority of people (excepting like, people he's close to in his own clan, plus Izuna and possibly a few others) aren't sure he ever sleeps or eats or drinks, and wounds don't seem to last long (healing jutsu from the future + whilst he's sleeping/eating his shadow clone(s) are still out and about)

Then there's the insane amount of knowledge and jutsu and inventions he offers-

Long story short on top of everything else, Tobirama doesn't have to deal with people knowing he's from the future or about the whole issue with Zetsu

....He DOES have to deal with basically svery person in existence being 100% convinced he's not human, though

[merakiui]

there are no words to express how crazy i am going right now (part two).

[twic0rd]

more binary pen art

[chiropteracupola]

turned out pretty good for my first-ever project with leather!

[couchtaro]

It’s so hard being a single father with no kids who keeps going into cursed caves…..

Welcome back to Father Kilter Friday/Pigeon Paturday where we hfhgdhgdggdgshhshs..,,,, fhghdh…, hhhhhhh,,,,,,,

They’re fine they’re fine. Went for a swim in corrosive mystery goo and got briefly possessed. And it is about to get worse. But it’s fine.

[fatedroses]

he is indeed very proud of himself.

[luxrayz64]

do u ever in your mind have a vision so beautiful you mourn that it doesnt exist and then remember that u can draw. anyway heres the glass coffin scene if they were pikmin

[kamodofilez]

HWAT, W-WHERE DID YOU ALL COME FROM??!

WAIT DOES THAT MEAN I SHOULD MAKE SOMETHING FOR THIS?? OH UH FUCK

[kittycatred]

[ ooc ]

pssst....did you know its this blog's 1 month anniversary ??? ( technically, its the 29th but...february has no 29th so march 1st will count shhhhh )

i just wanted to say, i can neverrrr put into words how much i appreciate every interaction, ask, like, reblog, comment, ect ect on this blog !!!!

this was my first time actually doing an askblog/rp blog, let alone roleplaying since i was 12 or so probably, and i am stilll to this day insanely suprised how far this blog has gotten in only a month ??? like, i dont care for numbers this is tumblr, but im only 11 followers away from 100 ?? its insane that nearly 100 people like this silly little blog ??

quite honestly i made this blog impulsively because of the green & blue blogs, i had no idea what id do with it, and honestly thats the fun in it for me !!! this blog has made me LOVE improv storytelling honestly it is so fun to do !!! :D

in only a month red has given out government cats, illegally got a corndog, joe mama'ed rocketcorp, been to fortnite, had ruben take over their blog, miss their friends, crashout so many times, go to minecraft, lose ruben, get shot by a skeleton, get bullied by anons, get drugged by anon peer pressure, and be taken care of by anons and probably more because this is all by memory lmaoo

AND THATS INSANE TO ME???? so again, i may be really sappy alot but i literally appreciate everything soso much !! you've guys made this soooo fun for me and its only ongoing :3