#SODASPEAKS

[sodajerking]

NOTE: Dr Pepper is not a cola. Root beer is not a cola. Craft colas do not count. This doesn't consider regional mass produced colas for simplicities sake. If you have a nuanced response I don't care about it, just pretend you're at a restaurant and being offered both, just larp with me and stop being so complicated.

[sodasorrow]

i feel like I’ve ruined all my relationships and nothing works out and everyone leaves and i was traumatized by my ex and don’t know how to be anyone anymore

ive always been the 2nd choice, man

I’ll always be the 2nd choice

I thought you liked me

[sodademon]

oh! 20!

[sodahog]

kal/cabbage/soda/finch - 19 - he/him

hiii this is my new sideblog for posting about fandoms that dont rlly fit the vibe of main, ofmd, good omens, succession ect

i interact from @cabbagegunk (also thats where i post mcyt/homestuck/warrior cats/ undertale/ other fandoms along those lines :) )

[navysodas-archive]

I’m sorry but what the actual living fuck is up with Tagora’s hair??? It’s like a weird ass mullet mixed with a sorry excuse of a ponytail!!!

[gremlinships]

For being so nice and cute, copy this to ten other bloggers who you think are wonderful. Keep the game going and make others feel beautiful! 💕 Please make sure you take care of yourself and are not overworking!

I know this is a simple chain ask message thingy but you have no idea how much this made me smile (and cry, I’m emotional right now and this Got Me Heart), anon I sincerely, absolutely appreciate the fact that you sent this especially because it’s the first ask I’ve received in months.

UNO REVERSE CARD, YOU YOURSELF ARE AN AMAZING PERSON ANON 🥺🥺🥺

[frickinginnocent]

So last night I had this weird ass dream and I think it's linked to another weird ass dream I had

Can someone help

[lesliebradshaw]

There's no greater feeling than to help someone unlock their full potential. 🔑🌈My take on talent in the #sodaspeaks annual report. Link in bio 👆Summary in flip album 👉

[grandtheftaural]

Grand Theft Aural 105 - Bark

🐌 Another UNEDITED conversation featuring wiki diy on a cinnamon stick, wiki-it, Sir Tim Berners-Lee, www2, *k, backwards Rs, edible chicken & waffles brunch, time change transmissions, The Fugees, Lauren Hill, anything can happen attitude, space transmissions, moon face, precious metal, iPhone, Good Foods with Supermench Shep Gordon’s Celebrity Chefs, Hawaii, Kong, monsterverse, sodaspeak, longfallaway, diet soda, bug food, catchy tunes, autonomous vehicles, predicting utopia, re-misinterpreting Manfred Man’s Earth Band lyrics and maybe more! 🐞

Listen for 47 minutes and 56 seconds to ▶️ Grand Theft Aural 105 - Bark ◀️ via grandtheftAURAL.com/ from Rice-Anderson.

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Special thanks for this ep.105 cover art goes to Soligap. Follow his daily art specials on instagram.com/soligap and own a piece of history- just don’t let him steal yo girl. 🌠 🌠 🌠 🌠 🌠

[sodajerking]

Please a reminder not to bring coke vs Pepsi discourse into this space. I am pretending to be a centrist to preserve my friendships and sense of social propriety

[sodademon]

some innocent sin memes bc it do be 2am and im losing it (and a katsuya)

couple nsft memes under the cut

[navysodas-archive]

PayPal Commissions Open

(Yee haw)

Bust for 0.75

* These will be about 500 x 500 pixels and a transparent background.

* Shading will not be included since I’m still not good at it, so it’ll be flat color.

Half body for 1.50

* These will be about 2448 x 2455 pixels with a transparent background.

* If you wish to include a 2nd character or background 5 more coins will be added.

* Shading will not be included since I’m not good at it, so it’ll be flat color.

Full body for 3.00

* These will be about 2480 x 3200 pixels with a transparent background.

* If you wish to include a 2nd character or background 5 more coins will be added.

* Shading will not be included since I’m not good at it, so it’ll be flat color.

Things that I WILL draw

OC's

Transformers

Steven Universe

Slight Gore

Ask if you're not sure

Things that I WON’T draw

Animals/Furry oc's (Mainly because I'm still not good at drawing animals yet sorry guys)

NSFW

Hardcore Gore

Fetish art

Bayverse

Ask if you're not sure

WARNINGS

If you want it traditional you’ll be charged an extra 1.79 please (They will be in black and white)

I do payment first once you’ve payed me then I’ll start working on it.

If I take longer than a month then you’ll get a refund.

Link to my PayPal:  paypal.me/navysodas

[gremlinships]

Why am I so bad at trying to type out a Pinned About post 😭😭😭 TALKING ABOUT MYSELF IS THE HARDEST THING EVER GRR

[frickinginnocent]

Who likes stress? Soda does!

[yourcreativeideas]

Casual graphic recording at SoDA Sessions LA www.sodaspeaks.com

Thanks to Lakai Newman

[sodajerking]

I had a patient who kept asking us for a drink she called a "brown cow" where we would bring her hospital milk and she'd pour it into a diet coke. It was the only thing she'd take pills with. She drank eight of them a day and never slept due to the caffeine.