#SOMEONE DRAW THIS PLEASE

[trianna-phoenix]

I like to imagine that thorin has far too much paperwork to do very often and it becomes quite normal for bilbo just kinda be sleeping in his lap as thorin works at his desk. Like so normal for them that thorin barely even acknowledges bilbo as he walks over and gets comfy

[ew01z]

i forget that phoenix is technically a millenial HOWEVER maya is gen z

that being said do u guys think maya takes silly 0.5 pictures of phoenix?? if yes do u think phoenix immediately found this hilarious and started taking 0.5 pics of miles, who promptly responded with violence (lovingly)

[certifiedboykisser1]

one time I had a dream where my basement was hell and crowley was there and when I went back upstairs he was doing a little dance and then he dabbed so I said “dab on them haters crowley” thank you goodnight

[frogfrogfrogfrogoose]

Clara: This isn’t what I meant when I said we’re a nuclear family.

William, building a nuclear bomb in the backyard: What did you mean?

[incorrectnevermoor]

Jack: I hate you

Homer, scribbling: well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue

[princeloww]

just misread 'chappell roan' as 'campbell bain'

[little-blurry-stars5]

Headcanon that Atsushi has white eyelashes cuz of byakko. Or whenever he transforms is eyelashes turn white

[eldritch-bf]

Dan *hugs Herbert*:

Herbert: What was that?

Dan: Affection.

Herbert: Disgusting.

Dan:

Herbert: Do it again.

[timayo-nya]

she/her

they/them

cool hat

[ukelele-boy]

Poor Apollo

[thechaoticdruid]

I see so many posts about people wanting Astarion to meet Dorian from DAI because they think they'd have interesting interactions but I'd rather see him interact with Morrigan. Specifically Act 1 Astarion and DAO Morrigan. They'd be so deliciously cruel and evil together and probably just delight in making Gale and Alistair cry......

And they might fuck...Hmm.....Maybe have a threesome with Zevran......

[rockingpolenta]

[anatheyma]

i'm gonna grab ren by the hair on the nape of his neck and lift him away from strade's corpse like you do when a cat's eating something forbidden

[wingtub]

A real conversation between me and one of my friends

[booboobuddies]

TOH SPOILERS!!

idk if anyone’s mentioned this yet but, in this picture of hunter from the timeskip:

we see two symbols alluding to two covens on his apron. we also know that hunter wished to attend hexside and learn magic with the others.

so, was he an illusion/abomination student while at hexside ??

[type1dragonwolf]

Okay, ‘It’s all so incredibly loud’ by Glass Animals but it’s actually just Dovewing covering her ears and screaming “IT’S ALL SO INCREDIBLY LOUD”