#STAN THE PAN

[thenobleprincex]

really needed this today 💜

[shinewonder]

[supercap2319]

So I'm convinced that young Captain Hook and Mad Hatter dated during their time at Merlin Academy.

Grew up, and years later, had Harry and his sisters.

[rainbowpopeworld]

Things I love about this video:

Georgia didn’t think to get something to open the box before starting (ADHD FTW)

When she did, it’s her keys and a nail file that is used (which is what I use most of the time)

David doesn’t know what unboxing is (not surprising given how ~offline~ he tries to be)

When I was showing this video to my spouse, he stopped me when the word unboxing was first used and said “do they [british people?] have a different word for opening a package?” And I said “no, it’s a Thing. Like people on youtube make a living doing unboxing videos.” And he’s like “can we do that?” And then as I tried to say multiple times that there’s more to it than that he just kept talking about how many boxes of stuff we have and how he can seal them back up afterwards 😂😂😂

So, my spouse doesn’t know what unboxing is either (he’s slightly more online than David, but not by much)

David is so excited about this pan

He does a pretty good Stanley Tucci impression

So. Excited.

Stan the Pan Man

The cartoon immediately after in the IG stories

Questions I have:

Why would the pan be sent to Georgia? Didn’t David do a show with Tucci? What am I missing?

SO EXCITED!

[snowijay]

[ursie]

Ok just saw a tweet that said Ashton deserves their chronic pain (among other ableist ones) for upsetting Fearne and being “selfish” so new rule if you’re not PHYSICALLY DISABLED you no longer get to talk about Ashton unless you personally pay every cripple you know five dollars-if you don’t know any cripples? Never speak again. I’m not joking I’m taking him away from y’all until you learn to behave.

[poll-o-sphere]

Tumblr's Next Top Disney Princess Round 1:

Stan propaganda

Tinker Bell propaganda

[nikolaibelinski]

Yuri V. Volkov┃Deep Cover

"[Chemical Weapons?] As a soldier, Makarov was... enamored with their potential. [Can they be neutralized?] I'm giving you everything we know. [Why?] Russia and the West face similar threats from within. It is imperative we collaborate to control them. The opponent of my opponent is my ally."

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Imma project that Eddie is a bisexual pansexual like me. He has a definite attraction to gender but he can also be about the soul too. For example, he could recognize that Billy is attractive when he laid eyes on him, but the minute that Billy opens his racist misogynistic fat shaming mouth, Billy becomes an ugly ass bitch to him.

[eggydaxy]

two old fucks

[despisedtoolofsatan]

Georgia posted an obnoxiously long story this morning but david is still a good sport about doing Tucci promo.

[pocketslook]

Uhm so

Southpark cats

PAN FOR @herbertpocketsfidgettoys AND @i-enjoy-south-park-milfs69

WAGH- I LOVE THEM

[writhingcreature]

What if I made an aesthetic for every single Robbie Kay character I have ever had a crush on (with some background hints of the OC’s I ship them w)? Huh? Like…. Like what then? What THEN?

[procrastiel]

Oh god, everybody go watch Georgia’s insta right this minute if you want to see David doing an insane Stanley Tucci impression

[plenilune]

cannot express to you what a weird election cycle this is to be processing that my political alignment has been reaching for practical anarchism this whole time

yes slightly more "left" politicians in office so we have to counteract slightly less harm NO WHY IS EVERYONE STANNING THE POLITICIANS AGAIN THEY ARE STILL UPHOLDING A ROTTING SYSTEM GET BACK HERE LET'S DO THE WORK IT IS NOT BRUNCH TIME UNTIL ALL OF US ARE FREE

[buildarocketboys]

(Putting the Hellboys together so they fit on the poll. This is just including the movies he's been at least both writer and director for according to Wikipedia.)