#SWAG Technology

[sealrock]

febhyurary, day 5: color

23rd sun of the 2nd umbral moon, 1547

my pet project with a colored aethograph, or what I like to call an 'aethochrome', with aetherically enhanced ink to capture colors. featuring my friend and classmate, elaine tatlonghari. taken early morning, with a waxing crescent moon in the background. I accidentally mixed in too much red during the process, and it gives the impression that it's still autumn. —W.J.

[vintage-tech]

Used to be (no idea if this still is the case) in the 1980s, women's magazines like Redbook, McCall's, Better Homes & Gardens, and Good Housekeeping would have cigarette ads -- and inevitably there was that one cigarette especially aimed at the modern woman, Virginia Slims, with mock photos from decades ago about women being scorned (but in a gentle fun way) for smoking, leading to their tagline, "You've come a long way, baby." And apparently there was a product premium at some point of playing cards.

[blogalahezy]

[stick-by-me]

Pixel kitties!

New follower sticker for: @jacedotexe!

[sketchonista]

Fidan Novruzova SS25 shot at Paris Fashionweek

[bibleofficial]

just so yall KNOW: do NOT buy ANY movie or tv show from itunes / apple - u literally don’t own it lmfao. u get a fucking .MOVPKG file which is just a blocked file that u can ONLY play in the APPLE TV APP, which u ALSO need an internet connection TO USE

[rekkandevar]

i think if kaiman had a computer it would be an obnoxious ugly gaming laptop and it would be clogged with unused programs. i don't think he would install viruses but i definitely think he would run it into the ground in two years

[joelletwo]

ashley looks so goddamn ugly in the remake it grinds my gears so bad that apparently ppl look at these and like them im. closing out the tab so i stop getting mad abt REmakes ksjdfg NOT A GOOD 1 AM ACTIVITY

[neonkitchen11]

If want skate tech deck then deck the tech

Wha the heck

[vintage-tech]

Unexpected swag: A clock produced in support of the 1990 movie Another 48 Hours. (On that note, there's a new Beverly Hills Cop movie coming out... why????)

[balsamibrahim]

Before the War: My Life as a Programmer

Before the war, my life was filled with lines of code, problem-solving, and creative thinking. I was a programmer—building web and mobile apps, writing backend systems in C# and ASP.NET. My days were spent developing projects, learning new technologies, and growing in my career. It wasn’t always easy, but I loved what I did. My work gave me purpose, and my future felt full of possibility.

Now: Life in War

Now, my reality has drastically changed. I live under constant threat, in a war zone, with my family. The sound of explosions has replaced the hum of my computer. Each day is a struggle for survival, filled with fear, grief, and uncertainty.

I have lost loved ones—my cousins, my aunt, and her children. And I have lost my job, my sense of security, and the dreams I once had as a programmer. The war took away my work, but more than that, it has taken away the life I knew.

Hope for the Future

But despite it all, I hold on to hope. Hope that one day, I will return to the work I love. Hope that one day, my family and I can live in peace. Like anyone else in the world, we deserve to feel safe, to dream again, and to rebuild what was lost.

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[blogalahezy]

[demonlorddiva]

‘Dad Things’ The Obey Me! Side Characters Do

#2 lets go check out #1 here

Diavolo

Prince of the Devildom but KING of dad phrases

“Early bird catches the worm!”

“If it ain’t broke don’t fix it”

*leaving a car* “alright, everybody out of the pool!”

*smacks hands together* “lets rock and roll!”

Barbatos

“Back in my day, we-“

Always down to regale ’the old days’

Brings treats to guests that are over

“I won’t bother you kids anymore, You guys have fun!”

Cookies are bomb tho, glad he stopped by

Simeon

Cannon is bad with his phone and technology in general

Very much wants to know the “new kid lingo” to relate to his son (Luke)

“Hey lets go to that new coffee shop in town, I hear it’s pretty ‘swag’ hehehe did I say that right?”

There are so many things wrong with that sentence but we appreciate the effort

Luke

He’s one of us

“I appreciate you trying simeon, but people don’t really say swag anymore”

“It’s the button on the left, no the- just give it to me I’ll do it for you”

Also things barbs cookies are bomb af and loves his stories

Solomon

Not really a dad more of a cool uncle

“Hey want to see this cool spell? Don’t tell Lucifer”

Like always down to get into mischief as long as no one finds out

If people do find out he taught you a crazy spell he plays up the innocent role

“Come on! We’re bonding cant you see that?”

Hope you liked it bye!!!

[karlachian]

okay well picture this you are 24 years old. already crazy but stick with me. not only are you 24 years old you have spent the last 7 years of your life just like #folkheroing your way across the wilds. you got that rapier swag etc. anyways you are also a horrible little ball of guilt stuffed into an approximation of a man (again you are 24 years old and also secretly a warlock). anyways then you get kidnapped by mindflayers and tadpoled (normal weekend) also your body changes irreversibly in a way that you cannot control due to your truly horrid patron because you refuse to kill like an innocent woman (BAD weekend). now. you are a monster hunter and one of the people in your new gaggle of tentative allies is like so clearly and obviously a vampire. evil little cunt too. but you're like no he's charming and has nice hair (you are the only person who holds this opinion because you see the vision in ways never seen before). then he fucking BITES you. you're like um. girl. why would you want me to kill you. and he's like NO i have TRAUMA. and then you listen and he DOES have trauma. 200 years of it and it's INSANE. now of course you are a sweet man and you are gentle and kind and patient and a) do not kill him and b) when he tries to use seduction technologies to get your ass you fairytale prince him into a courtship. he's like i actually wanted to scam you bigstyle but you're actually good to me also i kind of want you for real. what do we do now. and you're like haha yessss romanceeeeeee. he complains about everything but dances with you anyways it's very sweet. this whole time you are ignoring your insane self-worth and general care for own wellbeing issues until again this classically cunty looking vampire is like "ummmm you are being a bit of a little bitch also i like you so stop being a little bitch". you help him kill his fucking horrid bastard of a vampire lord and keep him from continuing the cycle of abuse. he "and he SAID NO PICKLES" you out of your warlock pact. you have sex on his GRAVE. you propose MARRIAGE. HE SAYS YES. he hates your negligent father with self-expression issues so much and WILL be making his life hell. oh yeah you're the grand duke's son you can be grand duke now (despite that being an elected position?). this whole time once again you are. 24 years old. that's what it's like to be wyll ravengard on an astarion origin wyllstarion run. ruminate with me in this space tonight.

[rottenpumpkin13]

In the Ever Crises game. There's a Cait Sith outfit that you can buy with in-game jewels. And the outfit is him and Mog wearing a stereotype hip hop gangster outfit! Complete with a backwards baseball cap and bling!

And this would go PERFECTLY to imagine that Reeves took Reno's advice on what he believes that kids like.

Reeve: Hey, Reno, you seem like the kind of guy who's in touch with what the youths are into these days, right?

Reno: Uh... sure?

Reeve: I'm looking for ways to make myself—and my work—more appealing to the younger crowd. You know, get the kids excited about technology.

Reno: Oh yeah, easy. Just... I dunno, listen to whatever's hot on the radio? Teens love that Top 40 crap.

Reeve: Brilliant! Thanks, Reno.

(The next day)

Tseng: Reno. Do you, by any chance, know why Reeve has undergone a spontaneous transformation?

Reno: Ohh, I gave him a few tips on reaching a younger demographic, that's all. Maybe he's just embracing the vibe?

Tseng: You have doomed us all.

Reno: Huh? How bad could it be—

*Cait Sith swaggers into the room in full hip-hop gear: backwards cap, giant gold chain, sunglasses too big for his tiny face*

Cait Sith: YO YO YO, LADS, WHAT'S POPPIN', WEE BIT A TECHNOLOGY, WEE BIT A SWAG, AYE!!!

Reno: !?!??

Tseng: This is hell. We live here now.