#UNHINGED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[musicalcode]

Closely related: love me a character A whose moral compass is character B. Character A can and will commit atrocities that would scar the gods themselves unless character B says otherwise.

love when fictional men are so devoted to their partner it makes them dangerous and insane. very slutty behavior keep it up king

[dandysworld-meh-imagines]

Can you make Astro x reader, where reader with Astro army. 7 Astro and 1 reader and reader like: Oh my gooooooood @////@

Reader With An Army Of Astros?!?

Ohhhh, I tried to make it kindaaaa related to the actual game PFFFT!! This also reminds me of THIS EXACT VIDEO PLS. Here you go, dear anon! I tried to make this a silly one (unhinged too) so it might feel like a fever dream and don't expect quality writing from this sksks, thank you for requesting! <3

Also as someone who had two of my friends be Vee and chase me around the map, it made me hella shy and flustered I can't imagine 7 of them oh my god- AND EVEN WITH SHELLY I'LL JUST SILENTLY PASS AWAY HAPPILY BUT SO SHYLY AJDHAJDHAHD omg it's almost 3 am someone help me AAAAAA

-Anna

-Oh, you thought 1 Astro is fine? How about 7 instead?! Yep! 7!! Congratulations, now you have 7 Astro's just following you around without question! It was pretty funny, as Astro's footsteps were just.. quiet. You turn around for one second and then back and you see a whole army of Astro's just observing you, making sure to watch your every move with those sleepy eyes of theirs. Some even smiled sleepily at you and it got you to turn around, flustered. No matter where you go, they followed around with no sound, just casually smiling sleepily and there was pretty much nothing you could do about it!

-Stamina? Pfffft! What's that?? Never heard of it before! Good luck actually running out of stamina because the Astro's are READY to use their skills and make sure you are back to full again, fully rested. They even take turns using their skill so EVEN if you ran like there is actually no tomorrow after one of them restored it, an Astro will ALWAYS have their skill available JUST for you! Lucky you! Sounds like a deal, no? The Astro's are even helping each other, giving stamina to each other so they can catch up to you if you ever ran away. You know they can see that you're low, right? They'll be there soon for you, trust!

-Extracting from machines has never felt more peaceful, because they are literally standing around in all the openings a twisted can get through towards you. They just casually drive the twisted away, no worries for you! All you can do is extract ichor from the machines. Some do help do machines themselves but it's mostly them protecting you and making sure nothing gets to you. You almost will never hear anything unusual as you do your own thing and are taking your sweet time, the Astro's have it all under control! Only thing you'll hear is just some faint footsteps but it's mostly the machine dropping ichor that has almost all your attention.

-It's actually scary how well they communicate too, even without words! It's like these Astro's know what they are doing.. knowing exactly how to pull on a twisted's tail and avoid them perfectly, like they have been doing this for years or something! Sometimes you think that the Astro's are just messing with you but at this point they haven't even allowed the twisteds to even get a LOOK at you! They always drive them away somewhere far from you, like they have made it their life goal or something! They do it so casually too that you think nothing is actually wrong on these.. weird floors and all these weird machines and whatever else is on here!

-They like to use their powers and combined, make any twisted pass out in literal seconds, even the mains! The mains!! 1 Astro would probably find it very difficult but 7 combined?? Nothing actually stands a chance, it's actually scary how much power they hold but it's all to protect you. They are working together so well like actual functioning braincells! Something I don't have!! Wow!! Have you ever seen a public lobby this good? No?? Well, you're in luck now! They know exactly what they are doing and they are doing it WELL. Power of friendship with each other ahhhh Astros.

-They find it funny to make a circle around you as you stand in the middle when the elevator goes to the next floor, no matter where you look.. it's that sleepy expression and smile as they look at you so softly!! Argh!! Good luck hiding your flustered expression cuz you can't hide ANYWHERE when they have you like that! If Dandy's shop is ever in the same floor, even the star of the show himself has NO idea what he's even looking at! He knows it's Astro.. AstroS, or something. He just pulls on the lever silently as his eyes can't.. process what he's looking at?? There goes Dandy's Shop for you! Whoopsies!

-These Astro's LOOOOVE using their star hands pretty much all the time so you'll see these glowy star hands producing this soft and cool light around you. It can also be used to create this very cool view where all the Astro's are holding their hands up close to one another's and it looks like a mini space.. considering you don't mind the lights combining and becoming stronger... and you can't see absolutely anything!! Well, if they do it a bit farther where you can see their hands more clearly then it looks nice! Sometimes they even run in line and it's like stars traveling together.. was Astro always this playful??? No??? Huh????

-Blackouts almost become Brightney only runs at this point cuz when they stick together, it's like y'all are the sun or something! So much light!! Even if one of them leaves to explore around, IT'S STILL SO B R I G H T! CYAN LIGHT!! BOOM! Sometimes they do you the favor and split kinda and the floor almost feels like it has regular light again.. just a cyan light though, like someone changed the lights. These Astro's are literally the torches in Minecraft! They LITERALLY light your way towards the machines and stand by the side like they are your precious knights. It wasn't until a big looking rock dog appeared out of nowhere, chased you and opened his jaws and your view went dark.

-You woke up in your bed sweating and touching around in panic as you realized you had the most unhinged dream.. it felt so weird and real at the same time. You knew you saw the Gardenview floors and these weird machines.. too many Astros who simped for you too, how weird!! it wasn't until Astro flinched by your sudden gasp and gently touched your hand in worry, grounding you as he told you to take deep breaths. When you tried to explain the dream to him, he looked so confused and flabbergasted. He only remembers sending you nice dreams tonight..

-He helps calming you down by getting you water and listening to you talk about that dream with so much.. confusion. He did blush and felt flattered that you dreamed of him.. 6 more of him, doing their best to protect you? The dream you are describing to him sounds so far off from the actual dream he send you but he definitely reassures you that he will be here for you and you can try sleeping again as it was quite late. Astro will always be there for you and to always listen to your rants about the most unhinged dreams, he promises that he is trying his best to send you a good dream though!!

Thank you for reading! <3

[zleepyzlut]

A visual description of my current mood:

[itsthehidden-blog]

Sparks really flew when he bought out one of Slosky's best doctors huh

Aight. Let's play a game (BECAUSE ITS ALL FOR IT LMAO GOT EM)

Spin wheel twice and reblog with the absolutely demonic ship you've got

Every character is on this wheel. Every aftg character. If they aren't yes they are. They are.

Here wheel

Tagging @themundanemudperson and @yes-i-exist-shutup cause get rekt

[justgarb]

source: nottheworstmom on IG

Yeah, these would do numbers at the ren faire. I'm giggling about how her boobs come in like the nose of the star destroyer in A New Hope

[jamiemoonymarks]

Normalize leaving unhinged comments on ao3 fics you like. I'm tired of being the only one brave enough to write "I am chewing on this fic" in the comment section. Be weird. Authors will love you for it

[therapyangel]

[spectralsleuth]

Reblog and put your rare pair in the tags/comments! I want to see the depths people will go to create, for the most random two characters in the most obscure media.

[surprisesausages]

Every girlboss has her weakness😢

[jasethegooberton]

The doctor will see you now ♥️

He’s so heheheheheheheh you know?

[bl00dfroma-fairy]

[pussysidon]

Reading the Attack on Titan manga is great cause you get some absolute gold lines from Levi like:

Literally the realest thing anyone has ever said in this entire series

[phillesterlover]

My favorite comments on the community post

[geminidiariesxo]

[dredgesnails]

can’t wait for my favourite pillagers to be reincarnated (join a new smp) again