#Sammi speaks

[sammis-svsss-brainrot]

WHY DO MOSHANG WRITERS ALWAYS WRITE THE MOST DELICIOUS LITTLE SNIPPETS OF BACKGROUND BINGQIU AND FOREVER LEAVE ME TO WONDER WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON BACK THERE??

AND VICE VERSA WITH BINGQIU WRITERS, WHY ARE Y'ALL LEAVING THE SMALLEST CRUMBS OF MOSHANG IN THE BACK THAT MAKES SUCH GOOD PREMISES FOR A FIC AND NEVER EXPLAINING WHAT'S GOING ON 😭

CAN Y'ALL WORK TOGETHER TO GIVE US TWO SIDES OF THE STORY PLEASE-

[soulielle]

POV: you leave this hellsite for 7 years and come back to a ghost town

also the create button is hidden???

what is blaze???

what the hell is tumblrmart or whatever it's called????

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[crystallized-crow]

be cringe out of spite for everyone

be cringe because they told you not to. be really cringe. the type of cringe that those self-proclaimed weird kids don't even like. wear those cat ears out in public. even add a clip-on tail to complete your outfit! be shamelessly into that fandom that everyone makes fun of. wear that "weird" style in public. do it because of the people who told you not to, because at the end of the day, being cringe isn't a crime, and there's nothing wrong with being unapologetically you.

[sammis-hellaverse-brainrot]

Hi! I'm Sammi, I use they/she pronouns, I'm obsessed with the hellaverse now and so woooo new sideblog! All queued hellaverse posts currently are posts I've already reblogged to my main blog and want to move over to here and when that runs out I'll start posting new reblogs lmao

PLEASE feel free to talk to me about Hellaverse related things, I love the sillies, the ask box is always open

You can also find me on main (@omni-scient-pan-da) obsessed with Bungo Stray Dogs (@sammis-bsd-brainrot) or obsessed with The Scum Villain's Self Saving System (@sammis-svsss-brainrot) and I'm sure there will be a litany of other blogs every time I gain a new fandom obsession

[noctuharriess]

Respect the post nasal drip!!!!

[smokestarrules]

guess what episode I'm on in my rewatch. or don't because the name is in the image but like

[suncaptor]

I'm so sorry Sam girls but Sam would not call Dean "Dee" as a nickname. Dean isn't very nicknameable and Sam's not that nickname guy. Unfortunate I know.

[is-sni-ovg]

it's so funny playing through pathologic 2 and getting used to artemy's longest dialogue options being, like, two or three sentences maximum, and then booting up the marble nest only to see dankovsky going on for full paragraphs at a time for literally any reason

[divine-draws]

cross posting a thread from twitter where I rambled about my ghoap family au: thinking of johnny bringing sammy on base for lunch with simon and when they show up simon is not in his office, he’s still out on the drill pad scaring the shit out of recruits. ghost notices the recruits’ attention goes to somewhere to his right and that’s about all the warning he has before sammy flings herself at his leg, clinging to the camo as she stares up with a wide toothy grin. it’s not the first time and wont be the last sammy sees of Ghost. she is far from scared of the mask. she happily babbles and reaches up, asking to be picked up. it’s also not the first time ghost had sammy out here with him, the last time she was strapped to his chest, and as such he scoops her up, resting her on his hip, before turning to bark more orders at the poor recruits. Sammy happily joins in giving orders, demanding one particular recruit sing the Incy Wincy Spider and do the dance. He hesitated and looked to Ghost for some direction who just glared down at him “You heard the lady,” he growled out. The recruit shrunk back some before complying.

[seawardboundsammy]

after many months of work, I reveal my magnum opus. The Sidestep Battlejacket.

pov: ortega seeing sidestep whole for the last time

Holy shit! It's finished!!!

This was my final for my costume design class and it took. so long. Weighing in around 800 pounds in faux leather and spikes, this is by far the most polished and focused battle jacket I've ever made. also noting that typically i wear big glasses! i just had to show off sidestep's eyebags (my hair is always teal though! ult fave color). The prop gun is a nerf gun covered in so much paint.

This design is based off my sidestep Arbor's suit combined with the dog themes sidestep has (eg: bite the hand). More thoughts and wips under the cut!

So this jacket has actually existed in some form since 2020. I bought this leather jacket with the intention of covering it in studs and spikes and then i petered out half way through. Then, after sitting in my closet for 4 years, i finally started back up on it.

These images were my gospel through the project. The design on the left was made a while before and then you can see in real time how i developed my ideas. I had the idea of the front side being "sidestep" and then the back side with the teeth being "retribution/vsona". like a mullet of trauma. the gun was made to match the organic flowing designs of the jacket, to fit the arboreal theme.

the painting of the teeth was a painstaking process filled with much masking tape and clean up. the arm stripes were free handed in a mad dash to the finish. I used Angelus Leather Paints (which i bought WAY too much of, a little goes miles also its so good not sponsored its just good paint) and every section got two coats of white and two coats of teal. The only exception was the orange which is much more transparent which took more coats and hand cramping with those letters. (which btw! no stencil! just moving my brush around all silly style).

i really wanted a prop to make the jacket into something that actually feel like a cosplay, so i hunted down the most sci-blaster nerf gun i could find on amazon and threw gallons of paint at it. the experienced among you may note that nothing wants to stick to that smooth of plastic, but with a solid sanding and angelus acrylic hardener i made it work. originally there were more stripes but it looked busy. there were also going to be two charms for charge and anathema but i um. forgor.

unsanded vs sanded (and some acetone to remove paint) vs final

the hood! good god that hood. that was ripped off an old hoodie and then i found a shirt at a thrift store that just happened to match the color perfectly. its. attached. if you know anything about sewing, please look away from this evil seam. the purple is just to keep it from fraying btw, the actual connection to the jacket it with a much thinner thread in big stitches as to not weaken the faux leather too much. also you can see where i was testing the paint lol.

if you read to here, thank you!! im so proud of this thing and i cant wait to wear it everywhere (when the weather allows.) have a sleepy steppy as a treat for sticking around

[m4ndysk4nkovich]

i quote shameless so often and it’s becoming a serious issue, i can no longer say “jesus christ” normally i have to say it in frank’s voice.

[sammis-svsss-brainrot]

OKAY WAIT I SAW THIS POST AND IT MADE ME THINK OF LIKE-

Shen Yuan transmigrates into Luo Binghe, BUT Luo Binghe's soul doesn't exactly like... Leave?

Like there's that one really popular fic that always comes up on ao3 search results that I haven't gotten around to reading yet where Shen Jiu reloads into Shen Qingqiu's body and he and Shen Yuan have to work at being Shen Qingqiu together BUT LIKE CONSIDER THAT SAME CONCEPT BUT WITH SHEN YUAN LOADED INTO BINGHE'S BODY-

Shen Yuan dies, and wakes up in the world of PIDW, watching the events play out from Luo Binghe's perspective

It's a bit weird to get used to, getting used to watching events play out in this way, but he thinks he's grown so obsessed with PIDW that instead of watching his life play out before his eyes, he's watching Binghe's play out instead

But in true Peerless Cucumber fashion, Shen Yuan cannot stay silent while Binghe endures such abuse, and finds himself cursing out this shitty movie for Binghe to actually do something and fight back

Imagine his surprise when Binghe suddenly stops what he's doing and acknowledges Shen Yuan's comments that have appeared like a voice in his head

Cue mass confusion and panic and eventually Shen Yuan figures out that Binghe can hear him??? Somehow?? Similar to how I imagine Meng Mo will function in the future but Binghe has not yet encountered Meng Mo so he's very shocked and Shen Yuan is also very shocked

Cue Shen Yuan realizing that he's in a very unique position to help make Binghe as OP as possible without any of the trauma because uhh maybe without having a physical body, he doesn't get a System?

Meng Mo eventually appears and Shen Yuan gets a "physical" body in Binghe's dreamscape but by this point Shen Yuan has been doing such a good job of teaching Binghe everything he needs to know about everything, Binghe has already extremely latched onto Shen Yuan (and the shizun obsession begins once more)

Anyways, we basically get Shen Yuan guiding Binghe through the plot of PIDW and reshaping it to his making, much to the chagrin of Shang Qinghua, who very much still has a System and is still stuck trying to move the plot along

Cue shenanigans and things actually relevant to the plot, and maybe a cool mechanic of Binghe being able to pass control over to Shen Yuan at certain points?

And long story short it ends with overpowered Demon Lord Binghe sans the harem of so many women finally finding a way to get Shen Yuan's soul out of his head and into a body of his own

Shen Yuan, being super fucking oblivious assumes that Binghe has not pursued the harem because he didn't want Shen Yuan spying on his papayaing with his many numerous wives and turns to leave Binghe to a life in peace or something only to get wifed to Binghe himself

Bonus sequel fic ideas if getting his own body gives Shen Yuan a system of his own but because he's essentially an OC, his mission requirements are basically to fulfill as many wife plots or something lighthearted and stupid type deal

[oops-innitt]

at least once a day i think of this photo of brett goldstein. the hair? the thighs? fuck.

[crystallized-crow]

instead of brain, only dragon.

[yellowmellow182]

Basically what happened shortly before Poppy Playtime chapter 3

[gretavangroove]

SPECIAL SPOTIFY WRAPPED MESSAGE HELLO???