#Sex Toy Advent Calendar

[babiesdreams]

Advent Calendar

Day 21 : Kim Namjoon (RM) . +18

Content Warning: teasing, oral sex, unprotected, serious breeding kink, rough sex, creampie, sub! reader, possesive, degradation, body writing.

"You've asked for this a couple of times" You identify the sound of his voice coming from your right side, though you're not able to see anything with your eyes closed. It had become a habit, everytime you were about to start a heated session, you closed your eyes and breathe deeply. You've always liked to take in every little moment in life. A clicking sound startles you, it repeats when the handcuffs trap one of your wrists.

Though your mind had driven away for a second you convince yourself you need to focus on getting there. They call it the subspace. A place in your mind where you forget about pride and taboos. A place where you were only made for serving, obeying, pleasuring him. "So you can consider this a gift" His deep voice keeps talking. Another handcuff traps your other wrist.

You have no control over what happens next. That's what this is all about. When your eyes finally open, you realize he's already at your feet, looking at you, waiting for you to be ready. His fingers follow the lines of his lips, before getting licked by his tongue. "I'm gonna fuck life into you" He growls just before his fingertips travel through your, already wet, folds.

"Oh look. You're so wet and we haven't even done anything yet" Humilliation. It played an important role in your kinks. Pointing out how easy to turn on you were was just the beginning of it. In your mind, the images of your previous sessions play on repeat. Him writing all over your body degrading words, along with his name, marking you like a property. Or that one time you kissed his feet begging for permission to cum until he let you release yourself.

Shivers take over your body. His hand traps your face against the mattress. His face inches from yours. "What are you replaying in that mind of yours?" He could read your mind. He had to have some sort of power to do it. "I was just remembering times you humilliated me" He hums. "Which ones? It's happened more than a couple." You take a deep breath. His power made you feel weak to his every touch. "When you wrote on my body with a marker and when I kissed your feet asking for permission to cum"

He chuckles. "Do you know why I asked you?" His fingers had started to play with your hair. "No sir" You answer almost inmediately. "You got even more wet just thinking about it" You gulp, full of anticipation. "I'll have to do it to check just how wet you can get" He says while getting up. You follow his figure with your eyes. He searches everywhere, almost as if he was deliveretely trying to make you feel eager.

When he finds your lipstick inside your purse he shouts. "Voila!" His body climbs onto the bed with hunger. "What should I write?" He asks you, you simply look at him clueless. "How do you feel when I use you?" His question makes you twist your body a bit. "Like a slut" You whisper. His grin grows.

"I didn't hear you" Another deep breath. "Like a slut sir!" You shout this time. His fingers guide the lipstick against your skin, writing the word slut on your chest. "Give me more" This time you close your eyes, trying to reach out for your darkest thoughts. "Cunt. Cum dumpster. Toy. Whore. Needy. Bitch" You knew when to stop because he closed the lipstick. Your skin was almost fully covered in red words.

It was embarrassing to feel his fingers against your wetness, the threat linking the digits to your pussy. He spread it all over your folds, your thighs. If he wanted he could cover every inch of your body with it, and you'd still be so embarrassingly wet. His fingertips press against your clit. They make circles over it. Slowly. Peacefully. Every nerve of your body activates with his touch.

His tongue joins shortly after. You can already hear in your head all the times he's told you I wanna taste desperation. It truly was just that. He'd take a couple of seconds to taste you and then stop. "Fuck me" The words escape your mouth without permission, like a moan or a grunt does. "What?" He asks, stopping all his actions. Your eyes fix on his. He looks kind of pissed.

"I'm your cum dumpster tonight sir. I want you inside of me please" He seems to like that better. His fingers search on his pocket, coming out with a condom. You protest loudly. "Don't use it please" He chuckles. His mouth goes up to your ear. "You have to be more especific in your requests" Deep breath

"I want you to fuck me raw, and fill me up. Please" He sits over your waist, putting his weight on his legs to not smash you. His fingers wander down your body. Pinching your nipples when they get there. A groan is your reaction to the sudden stimulation. When his body moves you can clearly feel the bulge against your skin. His pants fly in the air. His tip touches your clit.

His first thrust feels like a rollercoaster filled with pleasure, anticipation, slight pain. You're full with him. In every sense possible. The second thrust though, feels like heaven. Your eyes roll all the way back. You've question to yourself before if it could be possible for you to cum just by listening to him. And with how fast you do now it becomes more and more real.

He ignores the fact that your body is spasming with release. He's only focused on using you. Filling you. There's hunger in every groan he lets out. His hand push against your mouth, keeping you quiet. You must've been really loud for him to do that. The moment you feel his hot cum painting your walls, your second orgasm brushes over your body, like a reharsed coreography.

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[leasstories]

Lea’s advent calendar day 23 – You’re the worst

@writerthreads writing prompt for Christmas (2022), prompt 19 :

["I'm going to buy/make the worst secret Santa gift humanly possible"]

Eddie x gn!reader

TW: NSFW, fwb

WC: ≈ 0.6K

December 1986,

Your friends and you had the brilliant idea to do a Christmas Santa, and you drew none other than your not-so secret friend with benefit: Eddie Munson.

Okay maybe you would like to be in an actual relationship with him, but you are to chicken to tell him, so you are content with what you got and do not want to ruin it with your feelings.

You found funny that you drew him and so you decided to by him the worst secret Santa gift humanly possible: something sex related.

You even went as far as to go to the only Sex Toys shop in Hawkins, and you were really embarrassed when you went to the check out when the cashier had to scan the bondage harness and cuffs. You blushed from embarrassment and left the store as fast as humanly possible. You then went home and hid it under your bed, so not parents can’t find it while you rush downstairs to find wrapping paper. You quickly wrap your two gifts and hide them in your closet.

You really can’t wait to see Eddie’s face when he’ll open the gift in front of all your friends. You know how embarrassed he will be, but you really love teasing Eddie. You became friends with benefits when you started nursing his wounds after the Upside-Down events, it started when Eddie was painfully hard and needed a blowjob, you happily gave him that and then it became recurrent. You love to pleasure each other once in a while and Eddie is the god of aftercare, even after you’ve experienced BDSM things. Your well being has always come before his and you really love that about it, it doesn’t just want to have pleasure, he also wants to give you pleasure.

A few days pass and it’s finally the day of your Secret Santa with your friends, you anxiously drive to Steve Harrington’s house. Thank god it’s just a party amongst the older ones from the group, how would you have explained to the younger ones your gift?

You park on Steve’s driveway and anxiously gets out of your car; you’re wrapped gifts clutched in your hands. Steve and Robin welcome you with a huge smile and a big hug and you go sit on the living room. A few moments later, Jonathan and Nancy arrive and the it’s Eddie’s turn.

You all sit crisscross on the ground and start exchanging gifts. The person who drew you was Steve and he gifted you a VHS of the last movie you’ve been keeping rambling on for days.

It’s now your turn to give Eddie your gift and you give the two wrapped paper to him, Eddie shaking with both anxiety and impatience.

Eddie takes his sweet time opening your gift and when he finally sees what it is he quickly hides it, glaring at you.

“You’re the worst!” he exclaims.

You burst out laughing while Steve tries to see what you bought to Eddie.

In the end, no one succeeded in seeing what you bought to Eddie. Once everyone left except Eddie, Eddie led you to your bedroom.

“Now we have to try them.” Eddie says smirking right before kissing your neck.

And you and Eddie did try the bondage harness as well as the bondage cuffs on him that night and you had the best sex you’ve ever had. Eddie even discovered that he liked it when you are dominant in bed and your neighbors probably heard that the two of you had an amazing time, but you couldn’t care less.

[theemporium]

just saw a TikTok where a girl got an advent calendar of sex toys and Lando would SO order that for Angel…

I SAW THAT TIKTOK THE OTHER NIGHT😭😭😭😭😭😭

lando gets it as a joke but then he’s also bugging her to open it every day because he’s excited and he wants to see what new toy they are testing out together

[hardstraykidshours]

stray kids fic-mas: day 2

pairing: jisung x gn!reader

genre: smut (honestly more suggestive than anything), 18+ (minors dni)

summary: you and jisung always have fun with your christmas gifts each year.

length: 385

warnings: slight christmas mention, profanity, suggestive/sexual content, mentions of sex toys, nsfw 18+ (minors dni)

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you and jisung have a little tradition every year for christmas.

since you're usually spending so much money buying gifts for friends and family, you made an agreement when you spent your first christmas together to only buying two gifts for each other. the gifts could really be anything from any price point, but there was a stipulation for each gift: one had to be a normal christmas gift and the other had to be a sex-related gift.

the sexy gift doesn't have to be anything fancy or flashy. in fact, it's preferred for it not be. occasionally you both splurge and buy something nice, but usually if you two seriously want something to use in the bedroom, you just go out and buy it right then. that means that by the time christmas rolls around each year, there isn't anything you both really need, so the christmas sex gifts are usually a little tongue in cheek. you both still want it to be something you can utilize while also being a little funny. some notable mentions for sex gifts you've given each other in the past are sex dice, fuzzy pink handcuffs, and a bullet vibrator with unicorns on it.

if jisung had to pick a favorite sex gift he's ever gotten you for christmas, it would probably be the sex advent calendar. he had to give that one to you a little early obviously, but he loved that you both got to try so many new things each day. there were small little toys in each day. some were things to use on you and some were things to use on him, so you both thoroughly enjoyed it.

now if you had to pick a favorite sex gift you've ever bought him, it would probably be the sexy mrs. clause outfit you bought for him to wear, complete with a little red mini skirt and all. thankfully it didn't cost you too much, because you knew he would probably never actually wear it, but the look on his face when he opened the gift was priceless. as you suspected, he went on and on about how there was no way you will ever catch him wearing it. except for that one time he put a little too much peppermint schnapps in his hot cocoa.

[kpopjust4u]

Kinkmas - Day 1: Cum Play W/ Felix

Post Date: 1st December 2022 Content: Smut - Stray Kids Felix x Reader WC: 1K TW?: Cum Play/ Kitchen Sex/ Oral (Giving)/ Masterbation/ Cum Eating Summary: Who doesn’t love a little treat on their first day of advent. You certainly do when Felix treats you early.

Masterlist               Kinkmas Masterlist                     Prompt list

“First day of advent, sweetheart,” Felix cheers, rushing to the kitchen, handing you your chocolate advent calendar as he rips open the 1st door to his own, not really caring the state his calendar would end up like. He just wants his little chocolate each day. 

After devouring that small piece of chocolate almost without even chewing it first, his eyes lay on your carefully opening your door, taking the chocolate out and placing it against your lips. 

Slowly, you nibble at the chocolate, wondering why your boyfriend was looking at you weirdly as you did so.

“What?” you ask briefly, making eye contact with him once he stops trying to eat the chocolate with you.

With a frantic shake of his head, he puts his hands up, “Nothing, just wondering how you just don’t chuck it in your mouth and boom, gone,” he giggles. 

You shrug at his answer, and in the meantime, the chocolate between your fingers starts to melt at the heat of your body, doing as he thought you would and just devouring it. 

However, something clicks in him when you lick the melted chocolate off of your fingers. It shouldn’t have been seductive in any way at all, but his eyes and mouth widen, watching you lick and suck it off like it was no issue. Now he was wondering, “What if that was my cum?”.

“Behave, Felix, shouldn’t be thinking about that”, he adds in his mind, shaking his head at the thought, realising that you’ve just witnessed him doing so, rushing to cover the bulge in his joggers with something so it wasn’t obvious. 

As much as he tried, he was caught out, of course, you had to glance down and notice it before the evidence was hidden away.

“What did I do now?” you ask with a small laugh, winking at him which just added to his sexual frustration, “Need a little help there?”.

How could he say no to that offer? He should do, and let it slide but he was slowly becoming desperate to decorate your face with his cum. It was like his mouth gave him no chance to speak before letting the words, “Yes please,” fall from his lips. 

Without hesitation, you drop to your knees in front of him, and of course, you weren’t going to move it anywhere to waste any time that you could be helping him out with his situation.

Rushing to get his jeans and belt undone, you gently swat his hands away, giving him a helping hand whilst making deep eye contact with him as a shit-eating grin appears on your face.

You’ve barely touched him and his heart was pounding out of his chest, his fingers getting tangled in your hair as he awaits for your mouth to be tied around his sensitive and throbbing tip.

Once released from the confinement of the boxers, his cock springs free and you take hold of it, amused by the unintentional twitch that it does before licking up his shaft and making him shiver at the feeling.

Whilst you toy with him like this, covering his shaft with your saliva, you never look away from his screwing face, a small and deep moan rolling off his tongue and out of his lips. 

Before you could continue to tease him, he thrusts himself into your mouth and his tip hits the back of your throat, making you gag a little before you get the hint, sucking him hard as his mind turns to mush at the feeling. 

“Fuck... princess... you’re so good at this...” Felix mumbles through his whimpers, fingers still tied in your hair as he guides you to a speed that drives him over the edge. 

Humming on his dick as a happy response, you watch as he admires your pretty little mouth around him, your saliva making his shaft shine in the light and oh by god, does he love it when you twirl your tongue around him? Using that wet and warm muscle to your advantage. 

It must’ve been the thought of you on his cock and covering your face with his warm juices turning into a reality that brings him so close to the edge and you’ve only been at it for a short while. 

Or it could be that and the way you use your mouth for him combined together that sends him reeling for it. 

Either way, once your head starts to bob frantically on his cock, moaning on it as you really get into it, he pulls you off by pulling your hair back, jerking your head with it so he could have his cock in his hand, pumping as his life depended on it. 

“Stay still,” Felix growls, still with his fingers in your hair as he moans from the sensation of smothering your saliva over his cock as the perfect substitute to lube. 

Doing as he says, you kneel there in front of him, looking up as you subconsciously stick your tongue out, expecting for him to release on your tongue. 

“Shit...” he hisses as warm strings of his cum drop onto your face, partially on your tongue and mostly on your cheeks and chin, loving the sight of your painted face. 

Felix takes a huge gasp as the last of his cum drops onto the tip of your tongue, watching you carefully as you swallow what dropped into your mouth.

His hand moves to cup your cheek, caressing it as he smears cum over it, dragging it over to your mouth as you gladly lick it without question. Using your finger, you swipe your cheek to lick the cum off your finger, doing it very slowly and so seductively that made Felix’s mind race, and his cock hard once again at the sight. 

Not being afraid to taste himself on your tongue, he kneels down to press his lips against yours, pushing his tongue into your mouth as a slight heated makeout session starts. 

“You’re so pretty,” he scoffs, watching your eyes follow him as you continue to clean up the rest of the cum off your face with your fingers, licking them as you did before with a smirk across your face. 

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Tags: @scuzmunkie, @ateezreactionsandscenarios, @trashlord-007, @fanfictrashlord-007

[sweetpeapoppy]

Sinful Summer Advent Calendar 😈

COMPLETED!

Thank you all so much for the prompts and more importantly, for all of your patience, kudos and wonder comments!

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Coming in public - Mark/Fernando

Phone sex - Lance/Fernando

Toys - George/Lance

Outdoor sex - Sebastian/Kimi

Lingerie - Lance/Fernando

Caught in the act - Mark/Fernando + Lance

Threesome - Daniel/Lando/Oscar

Car sex - Norman/Arthur

Cheating - Lewis/Sebastian + Nico R

Phone sex - Carlos/Lando

Shaving - Lance/Fernando

Mile high club - Mark/Jenson

Trying out a new kink - Fernando/Lance

Coming in pants/trousers - Daniel/Valtteri

Orgy/group sex - Fernando/Mark/Lance/Jenson

Thigh riding - Nico R/Valtteri

Breathplay - Jenson/Fernando

Dirty talk - Fernando/Lance

Sugar Daddy - Oscar/Mark

Bondage/restraints - Kimi/Fernando

Pillow humping - Fernando/Lance

Anonymous sex - Fernando/Lance

Spanking - Mark/Fernando/Oscar

Coming untouched - Mark/Fernando

Desperation - Mark/Lewis

Non-penerative - Robert/Fernando

Shower sex - Fernando/Lance

Accidental stimulation - Mark/Fernando

[lokisgoodgirl]

Hi there...I visited the website of my favourite shop for lingerie hunkemoeller.co.uk and guess what I found...an advent calender NAUGHTY AND NICE in the " private collection" in EMERALD GREEN !! What do you and the SAS think? Could you check it out please and have a look at it? Do you think Loki would like it and would he like to play the 24 games with us? 😏

Merry Christmas, folks. Ok ok a bit early BUT I literally spent about 20 minutes looking for this, but I FOUND IT eagle-eyed anon because of course I did. YES I think Loki would be TOTALLY into this..in fact I think he would be the one to suggest it. Nay, insist on it. I guess now we just need 24 volunteers. 23 volunteers.

"This erotic Advent calendar contains: 9x sex toys for him and her, 7x lubricant and care products, 4x soft bondage toys, 5x accessories and fun items. " So, who's in? Ballot raffle for the days. Tickets available now, limited availability. One slot per desperate ho devotee. Terms and conditions apply. May cause expiration from over-sensory stimulation.

Idk if Mjölnir is one of the sexy toys but I'd be into it. I'd be into it. @mochie85 @gigglingtigger @lokischambermaid @holymultiplefandomsbatman @muddyorbs @thomase1 @ijuststareatstuffhereok89 @lokikissesmyforehead @simplyholl @holdmytesseract @fictive-sl0th @sarahscribbles @vbecker10 @michelleleewise @ladylovesloki @theaudacitytowrite @filthyhiddles @marygoddessofmischief @goblingirlsarah @stupidthoughtsinwriting @maple-seed @lady-rose-moon @fictional-hooman @peaches1958

[babiesdreams]

Advent Calendar

Day 22 : Park Jimin . +18

Content Warning: Public, sex toy, dom jimin

Your legs close, trying to supress the feeling of the toy vibrating inside of you. His hand carress your back softly calming you down a little bit. Your fingers are still gripping onto a dress from the store. "I think this could look very pretty on you" His deep voice send shivers along your spine. When you look at him you can clearly see his finger, powered by the devil actively moving the buttom up and down, controlling the waves that brush pleasure into you.

He makes it stop and your body relaxes a little bit. The dress gets thrown into the shopping basket, that's already full with clothes. "Let's go to the fitting room and see how it fits you" You can't articulate words, since you're so worried it'll reveal your contained moans. You'd never been to a shop like this. Everywhere you look there's othing but luxury.

The fitting room is no exception. The workers walk you towards the biggest one in the whole store. It could be consider a small motel's room. There's champagne for you to share, a big ass couch and a podium. Your mind instantly links the room to a bride's fitting room. His hands are busy hanging the dresses to the racks, so you have time to recover from the intense vibrations.

Once he's finished, he sits on the couch, hands around the back of it, feet on the coffee table. You take it as a sign to start putting on the clothes. As soon as your pants fall to the ground the vibrations come back, your body shakes out of pleasure, your legs tremble threatening to fail and make you fall. "Don't stop" He orders.

You do your best to regain your strength and put on the first dress. The mirror reflects your figure. The long red dress fits you really well. Your breasts are being lifted by the fabric. Its thinness marks your nipples. "Come here" He demands and you obey. His hands touch your body, passing over your curves. They get all the way up to your breasts. They're cold, so cold that you feel the chilly sensations through the fabric. The vibrations speed up.

A soft moan escapes your lips and you rush to cover your mouth with your hands. He seems unbothered by it. His fingers move the fabric to expose your lingerie underwear. His index carress over your wettness, getting infected by the vibrations. "You must be desperate" He comments to himself. The toy's actions intensify. You try to protest with whispers but they get drown by your whimpers and moans. "You don't have permission to cum tho" His words set your mind on pain.

"May I cum?" You whisper. He simply shakes his head. "Try on the next dress come on" At this point your legs are so weak that you can barely walk. You somehow manage to tr on the next dress. The vibrations slow down. "I don't like this one" He says. You take the brief peaceful moment to breathe deeply. The next dress is much more flattering. Jimin seems to agree because the vibrations intensify.

"May I cum?" You ask again, more desperately. "You may not" He replies cruelly. "Please" You beg. Your legs finally give up, forcing you to fall onto the floor. "May I cum?" A shake of his head. "May I cum?" You repeat it a couple of times until you finally get his approval. Your orgasm is intense, messy, loud. It makes your pleasure feel with embarrasment and slight pain due to the overwork on your folds.

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[safetycar-restart]

i feel like with the new member of the plant union i need to up my game. and its now december (how the flippity fuck is it already december). which means christmas. which means advent calendars.

right so its no surprise bunny is a fan of toys. and he loves his regular advent calendar cause lets be honest eating chocolate every morning is amazing and he’s very grateful. butttt. one quick surprise, you and pierre make him one yourselves. twenty-four days, each one having either or a present or envelope with a number. and bunny is very surprised when he wakes up on december first and bounces into the living room to see the set up and that pierre snuck off to sort out last night and sleepy bunny didn’t even notice.

and he’s so excited because what could it be? what is in these gifts? what’s the big red wrapped one that stands out and has the number 24 written on it? pierre passes him day number 1 and he opens it and inside is surprise surprise a beautiful new dildo that can be attached to surprise surprise, mommy’s strap. he’s still too brainless to figure it out so mommy explains that alongside his usual calendar, he gets a special one too. once it’s confirmed he still gets chocolate every morning, and has had said chocolate. he now finally starts to wake up, all of him.

and he will not rest until mommy has fucked him silly whilst pierre lets him suckle on his dick. for as long as possible. until he’s come atleast three times. nowww he’s even more excited than before his wonderful surprise. and also very much fucked out. 12 toys and 12 envelopes, how many things can mommy and pierre have even thought of ????

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I... oh my god? This is absolutely perfect I am obsessed.

Firstly, you and pierre have been planning this for MONTHS because you both know how much your bunny loves gifts? Charles gets so happy at even the smallest gifts, like even just buying him some flowers on the way home.

It's actually pierre who comes up with the idea. Every year, you and pierre buy Charles a classic advent calendar. You MUST buy him the calendar. He doesnt buy his own calendar, absolutely not.

So Pierre decides that if you and him always buy him his advent calendar, then maybe you can make him one? You love the idea so much, so the two of you begin to plan it. Though of course you also have to buy him his usual advent calendar too, because watching Charles open the little window every day and eat his little chocolate is just too cute.

You and Pierre buy a wide range of toys for the advent calendar, from dildos to plugs to clamps to vibes. You guys basically spend a solid three hours at a sex toy shop looking for the best options.

So he has 12 toys and 12 envelopes. Each envelope has a coupon in it? Like Charles opens day 2 and it's a coupon for a blowjob from pierre, and he can use the coupon whenever he wants to. Some of the coupons are also really intricate? Like there's a coupon for being able to suck on mommy's fingers while pierre fucks him (that one gets used the moment he gets it).

Charles really didn't see this coming? You and pierre were VERY sneaky about making sure he didn't find any of the toys or hear you planning anything. And the night before the first of December, you make sure that you're the one holding bunny tight, so that pierre can get up once Charles has fallen asleep and get it all set up.

Pierre sneaks back into the bedroom wants he's done, and bunny is still sound asleep.

When Charles wakes up, he's so excited because he knows that you and pierre would have bought him his advent calendar. He doesnt doubt even for a moment that you and pierre would have gotten him one. You get one for him every year.

But then he walks into the living room and not only is there a normal advent calendar in the kitchen, but there's also this whole set up in the living room?

Of course Charles immediately calls you and pierre to tell him what's happening, and he cant believe it when you tell him that you and pierre made him his own advent calendar too.

"You were just such a good bunny all year," pierre explains, "so we thought you deserves two advent calendars, and this one is very special."

Charles is in tears before he can even open the day 1 box, because his mommy and his pierre are just the best!! He doesn't know how he managed to get so lucky that found people who love him so much.

He's so careful as he unwraps the first gift, and it's only when he sees what it is that he realises this is a very naughty advent calendar. And now he's even more excited!!!

Of course he wants to fucked silly with the new dildo! It's only fair, and of course you and pierre knew this would happen, and so you already had your strap ready and some lube in the living room drawers (actually there's probably lube hidden all over the house because bunny gets very horny very quickly).

Pierre opens Charles up and then you fuck him and it's just the perfect start to December. And he gets to have something new every morning? He's so excited!!

And of course he immediately starts planning what he can do for you and Pierre as well because his pierre and his mommy deserve gifts too!!!

[cherxyx]

12 Days of Christmas My True Love Sent to Me...

To start off the Holiday season right, I wanted to base a work on one of my favorite Christmas songs.

Spicy Ver.

Sweet Ver.

(These are modern objects/items, and these gifts may not fit with your aesthetic. There will be a bunch of random characters.)

BTW: I choose to let you guys decide on this one and not everything has a link to it. I only did certain people for certain things but the rest is up to you guys to decide. (Tell me in the comments)

⚠️Ones I named are aged up⚠️

Continuing to read is consenting to read a work that is spicy

On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent me one pair of winter theme lingerie.

Anyone you want (I think of Sugawara).

On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent me two smut filled books.

Anyone you want (I think Yachi, Mikey, Gojo, Todoroki.)

On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent me three MAC lipsticks.

Anyone you want (I think Mikasa, Eren, Kita Nanami.)

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent me four sets of laced robes.

Anyone you want (I think Nanami and Draken).

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent me five different sets of cuffs.

Anyone you want

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent me six ball gags in your favorite colors.

Anyone you want

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent me a seven spicy chocolates.

Anyone you want (I think of Hinata)

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent me eight different toys🥴.

Anyone you want

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent me nine different laced underwear .

Anyone you want

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent me a sex kit filled with 10 items

Anyone you want

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent me eleven adult card games.

Anyone you want

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent me a Love Honey advent calendar.

ANYONE YOU WANT

[roosterforme]

https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/sex-toys/vibrators/sex-toy-kits/p/lovehoney-x-womanizer-sex-toy-advent-calendar-24-piece/a48134g85865.html

which of the boys would get this for their lady?

Daddy would buy that for Princess, and not just because it's purple.

Something dirty

[shipmistress9]

Your Hiccstrid sex toy advent calendar is 👌👌

😁 Ah, yes, those were fun! I still have all my notes for the missing days. Maybe I'll get back to writing those eventually. 😊

[jedusaur]

2022 fic roundup!

this year I posted 153,007 words on AO3, which is by FAR the most I've ever written in a year, and I didn't even start until the end of April! the summer was just an unprecedented deluge of words, don't ask me wtf happened. so here's what I wrote:

my top 5 favorites

A Hockey Stick Apart [Check Please, Jack/Kent] — cabin-in-Canada trope inversion where Jack won't let Kent into the cabin, and they both learn a whole lot about the complexity of navigating boundaries both physical and emotional (I think this might be my favorite thing I've ever written—certainly the most personally meaningful I've posted publicly—and of course it's in a fandom no one has touched since 2017 >.<)

okay to ask [Marvel, Clint/Bucky] — in which everyone uses a consent settings system to help communicate what kinds of contact they're comfortable with

just trying to matter [Ted Lasso, Roy/Jamie/Keeley] — in which Roy is outed and Jamie comes out, and Keeley handles the PR

but for the grace [Ted Lasso, Roy/Jamie and Jamie/Keeley] — dimension-swap fic about Jamie from canon switching places with Jamie from a world where he's learned to manage his emotions

Made For This (The Yoga Breaks) [MCU, gen] — a character study of Bruce set during Endgame, focusing on his relationship with his body after he merges with the Hulk

Marvel, Clint/Bucky

No Consequences, No Hangovers — time loop fic where Clint repeatedly gets tied back-to-back with Bucky for hours on end

remembrances ⊻ memoria — in which Clint is immortal and Bucky kills him repeatedly over the course of decades

The House Recommends and The House Rules — no-powers AU in which Clint likes to hook up and Bucky is a bartender who tells him who he should bang

burning the hole where I lay and the decision to want — in which Bucky is on a mission to kill all the HYDRA agents that tortured him, and Clint is a hooker with information Bucky wants

something in consciousness — in which Clint and Bucky both keep having the same wet dream at the same time

This Is Why We Can Have Nice Things — Christmas fluff with a coffee Advent calendar

Targeted Areas — gym bros AU, with sexually-charged partnered bodyweight exercises

you didn't hear that — in which they're roommates and Bucky can hear Clint jerking off with his super-senses

Awful Taste But Great Execution — celebrity/fan AU leaning hard on the starstruck crush angle

second watch — in which there are lots of cuddles and clothes-sharing and Clint cannot explain any part of his bizarre wardrobe

Snuggly Like the Wolf — in which Bucky is a werewolf but always sleeps through his shifts

untitled tumblr ficlet in which Clint habitually says "I love you" to everyone except Bucky

untitled tumblr ficlet about the discovery of the Hand of Irelugi because I'm a nerd

Ted Lasso, Roy/Jamie

the exact nature of our wrongs — fake dating fic in which Roy reluctantly helps Jamie kick his alcohol problem

Check and Mate and the best way to spend a night — soulmate AU in a world where soulbonds are triggered by kissing, so people kiss strangers a lot

if you want something — in which Jamie has been fantasizing about getting a spanking from Roy Kent for a very, very long time

more of the thing you just got a taste of — in which Jamie hates Roy and also can't get enough of his dick

Mounting Available On Request — in which Roy accidentally hires a hooker and it's Jamie

Player On Loan — in which Jamie likes Keeley to lend him out to people for sex like a toy

Unmentionables — lingerie kink, that's it that's the fic

The Down Low — in which Jamie finds Roy on Grindr

just do it — consent play, that's it that's the fic

The Core Issue — in which Jamie thinks apples are all the same and Roy forcibly educates him

Russian Doll

you can call any old time [gen] — it always bugged me that they never tried to exchange numbers, so I wrote about why they couldn't

Check Please

A Few Eggs [Kent/Jack/Bitty] — the long-overdue kinky threesome sequel to Omelets, in which Bitty is the consummate hostess in both senses of the word "consummate"

[ao3feed--kylux]

Black Friday

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/9V1uUT3

by MaudeZbornak

Kylux Advent Calendar 2022 - Turn of the Season

A befuddled dad gamer receives excellent customer service.

Words: 2250, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of MZ's Kylux Advent Calendar 2022, Part 35 of MZ's Kylux Adjacent Collection

Fandoms: Fortnite Squad - SNL Sketch, Peter Rabbit (2018)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: William McTavish, Thomas McGregor

Relationships: Armitage Hux/Kylo Ren, Armitage Hux/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, William McTavish/Thomas McGregor

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Kylux Advent Calendar 2022, Black Friday, Sex Toys, Oral Sex, Workplace Sex, Idiots in lust, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/9V1uUT3

[thesmokingguns]

Another Patreon post because I realize that December is coming up and if you are new here I am a Holly Jolly bitch. 

What I’m doing on Patreon is behind the cut. I WILL be doing something for Tumblr too this year because your bitch lives her best life in December

I will be doing TWO stories a day for the 25 days of Christmas.

The 25 Days of Holiday songs where I write a fic based on a Christmas Song and the Advent Calendar where it’s a sex toy story each day. On top of that I have weekly prompts

Here is my Patreon if you’re interested in claiming a space and reading a ton of content.

Holiday Songs

1.Santa Baby - SLASH

2. Sleigh ride

3. Silver Bells

4. Let it snow!

5.White Christmas - Duff McKagan (Current)

6. A Holly Jolly Christmas

7. fairytale New York - nikki Sixx

8. It’s the most wonderful time of year

9. Blue Christmas - Izzy Stradlin

10. Baby it’s cold outside - Izzy Stradlin

11. All I want for Christmas is You - SLASH

12. Christmas (Baby Please come home) - Izzy Stradlin

13. Jingle bell rock

14. Santa Claus is coming to town

15. Christmas in Hollis

16. Have yourself a merry little christmas

17.it’s beginning to look a lot like christmas

18. Dominick the Donkey

19. Frosty the Snowman

20. I’m getting nuttin for Christmas - Nikki Sixx

21. The nutcracker suite - Izzy Stradlin

22. O Christmas tree

23. Silent Night - Izzy Stradlin

24. The first Noel - Slash

25. I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus - Duff McKagan

Advent Calendar

1. Princess Plug - Slash

2. Vibrator

3. Handcuffs - Izzy

4. Cock Cage - Izzy

5. Dildo

6. Rope - Slash

7. Nipple Clamps

8. Lube

9. Lingerie

10. Gag

11. Wax Candles - Izzy

12. Massage Oils- Izzy

13. Whip/ Flogger -Izzy

14. Remote Controled Undies - Slash

15. Blindfold - Izzy

16. Candy Panties- Izzy

17. Hitachi Wand -Izzy (current)

18. Cock Ring

19. Condom

20. Anal Beads

21. Sex Doll

22. Pocket Pussy - Slash

23. Clit Sucker- Izzy

24. Penis Pump

25. Paddle - Nikki

[ao3feed-angbang]

Stuffed (but not from eating)

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/f9TiIBu

by Melkor (Melkors_big_Tits)

Day 8 of NSFW advent calendar the theme is Toys and as you can see the two have gone through quite many before getting to this point: Melkor getting stuffed full by Mairons big cock, a strap on dildo and anal beads

And I'm 89% done with Mairons design! Some tweaking is still necessary but the dimples are now a Permanent part of Mairons design

To explain the light show happening in the picture I hc that Mairons hair is like a flame, so it shines with all the colors of the rainbow but depending on his mood it shines differently and in exhibit A (aka the picture) Mairon is feeling Very happy and lovey-dovey, which is also why his dimples are showing as are his special eyes

Another hc about Mairon is about his eyes and that they don't dilate, they are "set" on 1 mode and he blinks between the many types of eyes he has (the shape's kinda like a dice) to fit his need. The type of eyes he has on the picture is one that Melkor gifted him and Mairon won't let anyone else see these eyes, only his beloved husband may see them ^-^

More about my hcs regarding the dork lords can be read here: by the wonderful I_did_not_mean_to

Words: 0, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Morgoth Bauglir | Melkor, Sauron | Mairon

Relationships: Morgoth Bauglir | Melkor/Sauron | Mairon

Additional Tags: Sex Toys, Bottom Melkor, Mairon is a happy shining lil maia, Top Mairon, Dildos, Size Difference, Fucking, duh - Freeform, Anal Beads, Anal Sex, Nipple Play, Nipple Clamps, stuffed full, cock slut Melkor, Double Penetration in One Hole

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/f9TiIBu