#Shitpost Rasputin

[happenedinthebox]

I wanted to participate in this little trend with my favorite, contrasting videogame characters

Kept chuckling pretty hard through the process of making this

[dazedogdraws]

i'm only a few hours in but this has been my thaumaturge experience so far

[catnipkdodo]

You know what? Shout out to Just Dance 2023 for taking a song about dating a woman who’s really good at sex and turning it into a song about generational trauma and childhood neglect. Phenomenal use of imagery there.

[kalcium-yippee]

BSD GC QUOTES

Bsd characters as quotes from some of my group chats lol

“The wives are fighting! YAY TWO CHRISTMASES” - akutugawa

“Pookie wookie  hopkins microwave oven” - Ranpo

"Let me see your feet" -Mori

"Im a silly cat girl" - Atsushi

"It gives me immense pleasure when they are starving" - Dazai

"Should i invest in lip glass" -Yosano

"my life is crashing down before my eyes" - Akutugawa

"I have to FEED my workers??" - Mori

"Yes eat my cousins" -Yumeno

"Let me enslave another grandma" -Francis

"I am going to cross examine a parrot." - Poe

"My egg is now super oily" - Ranpo

"I just had a strange urge to eat a sock" - Atsushi

"But I want him in that wedding dress" - Dazai (abt chuuya obvi)

[poisonheadcrabsalesman]

I had an idea

[sunnyaalisse]

Did y'all know that the surname "Rasputin" is a derivative of the surname "Rosputa" which his great great great whatever papa gained by being an immoral and/or slutty person? The dude's name was Greg Slutty, guys. He then changed it to Rasputin-Novyh so he became Greg New-Slutty. Greg Slutty 2 the Electric Bogaloo.

[brightreminder]

CROWLEY=RASPUTIN??!!!

'There was a man in russia long ago' crowley could have been in russia who knows

'His eyes were flaming gold' sounds like someone else we know...

"He could preach the bible like a preacher"- probably in a monotonous bored voice

does crowley go around personally seducing people? nah doesn't seem like the type

and also i dont think crowley would go around chasing mortal girls, like really the guy is an honorable person

so conclusion,

Rasputin was a demon

the demon clearly went too far by lusting and his hunger for power grew...(must have been hastur)

and when they put poison in his wine and after consuming it, he said

"i feel fine"

so really, we need to find a demon with golden eyes and a lust for power(unless that was hasturs old corporation)

[shanti-ashant-hai]

@kuhuchan @chartreuse-blood @remen-nyoodles @haunted-taylorsversion

aaj mahashivratri hai. we're all going to paatal.

[chelledoggo]

🎶Ra-Ra-Rasputin🎶

🎶Lover of the Russian Queen🎶

🎶They gave him Panera Charged Lemonade🎶

🎶Ra-Ra-Rasputin🎶

🎶Lover of the Russian Queen🎶

🎶He drank it all and said, "I feel great!"🎶

[indexcard]

couldn't leave this one alone:

[rararatigan]

*does the little dance*

“Ra! Ra! Rasputin! With a side of Fava Beans!”

[superbeans89]

[jentirely-true]

Grigory Rasputin, the Joker of tsarist Russia

[angorwhosebabyisthis]

i just realized setrákus is just ra ra rasputin But Evil and it took an inch off the front of my skull

[nebusokuxp]

Are you ra ra-

-Rasputin?

Or are you

-rah-ra ah-ah-ah, roma, roma-roma?