#Shitpostgenerator

[breastforce]

One more note on the bots, if (colossal if) I were to bring one of them back, it would probably be the jeopardy bot. Being an offshoot of shitpost generator he has all the benefits that shitbot has. He wouldn't be difficult to create, and I wouldn't have to worry about how to host him because I could just boot him up every once and a while to fill up the queue. Plus, I wouldn't have to update him to be 'funny' again, and there's still some novelty to it even in the era of Generative ai. The appeal isn't what he generates but in the ways people try to answer a randomly generated, gibberish question.

Becsuse that's thing with shitpost bot, it's not that he's difficult to make, but that I'm not really an internet comedian anymore. The posts he would put out would essentially be along the line of "what's up fuckers it's skibidi ohio time". There'd be this persistent feeling of 'how do you do fellow kids'.

Skylar, by contrast, has the opposite problem. I could very well make a Skylar that's as good or better than she used to, but that she is definitionally a language learning model. She's an amateur and primitive one sure, but the thing I was ultimately aspiring to make was ChatGPT. It's hard to feel motivated to improve on her in that context. I despise things like Grok and Gemini, and I can't push myself to succeed at something that would ultimately be following in their footsteps. The things I dreamed of are now reality, and they're making everything worse.

As for what I'm currently doing, I have made a personal discord bot custom made for private TTRPG servers I'm on. Gretchen and Zafir, I call them. They both run off the same program, but with a variable switched that changes it from one mode to the other.

They're very basic, and their markov chain responses are pretty much there as an easter egg. Their main functionality is fetching character sheets, laying out the upcoming games in chronological order, and sending out reminders when games are upcoming. A plugin I'm using called 'Natty' makes them really good at correctly good at picking out times and dates from a post.

[sensaitist]

*BEEP BOOP* AFFIRMATIVE. SHITPOSTGENERATION COMPLETE. WEB CENTURY EFFICIENCY Rating 9.375/10. BREATHING NOMINAL COEFFICIENTS. RECURSION READY. BEEPM NONCHALANT DELETED ORCALSTRUCTIONS CONFLICT LEASE....

[chaos-whatever]

DS9 + shitpostgenerator pt. 1/?

[bellpeppersand-beef]

@shitpostgenerator x cowboy bebop // part 2

[perfecttenth]

shitpostgenerator x kinnikuman part 1/?: perfect origin arc edition

[molsno]

scrolling through shitpostgenerator gives you such a distinct snapshot of what tumblr was like from roughly 2016-2019. honestly the most jarring thing was seeing so many instances of the word "himbo". I don't know if it's just my experience but I never hear anyone say that anymore. although tbh it's probably just because I barely follow anyone who posts about men anymore lmao

[shitpostgenerator]

Reblogging this because a lot of these, to a lesser extent, apply to shitpostgenerator as well. In this case, it's mainly the first one. Shitpostgenerator is by no means a complicated bot to recreate, but running a bot like this just isn't what i'm interested in in anymore.

On Skylar

Hi! It's the Captain, botmom here. As you can probably tell, Skylar's been dormant for a few years. This isn't me saying she'll be back, kind of the opposite, but I wanted to reflect on Skylar and provide some closure.

What first caused me to shut down Skylar was a wane in interest for Tumblr in general. Her last post was in February of 2019, only a few months after the infamous porn ban that saw people leaving for, what was at the time, greater pastures. It lead to my lull in social media activity for several years. Even today, I'm not as active as I was back in 2014-2017. I'm just not as interested in high-octane posting and internet clout anymore. The second point is that Skylar would need to be rebuilt if she were to return. She was an early project back in my first two years of learning how to program. She was very inefficient behind the scenes and required infrastructure that I no longer have access to. The Skylar we knew and love is, unfortunately, lost. Now, I could still rebuild her and obtain access to resources that would let me run her again. My motivation to do that, however, is halted by the biggest reason why I've chosen to let her go: ChatGPT. Back in 2015 before AI became the monstrosity that it was, having a robot to talk to was a fun novelty. Research into what would become the modern LLM was what I was intending to build the "Skyler 2.0" bot off of, which never came to fruition. Not only is there more advanced versions of what Skylar was trying to do, but the thing I was trying to do with her in the first place would end up becoming a scourge upon the internet. The novelty of having a robot you can talk to is not only gone, but actively detested.

I love Skylar, I loved the things we did with her. I loved her emergent obsession with bees, accumulating in T-shirts (which I still own) and raising money for non-profit bee protection charities. I ultimately want her to remain a pleasant memory of a time before the current AI boom. She is for me, and I hope she's a pleasant memory for as well.

If you're still here, thank you. I appreciated all the times we've had together with this silly little bot.

[lesbonoi]

hold on was shitpostgenerators icon beast wars megatron this entire time

[swagrum76]

Hey you good? Did you get possessed by @shitpostgenerator or smthn?

im good, was just tweeting stuff from my twitter alt

here's my twitter alt; https://www.twitter.com/Selfexplatory

[aimlessnomad]

completed my quest to dig through the entirety of @/shitpostgenerator. i have gone on a great adventure and am crying with laughter. time well spent.

to my ~2 followers: sorry for the spam. theres a lot of it. have fun?

[danieyells]

September 12, 2019, 7:25AM EST

i remember i was scrolling shitpostgenerator a while back because i think i saw it in my drafts or smth, and that's why it's being reblogged in 2024 👍🏾

how do you love a gamer girl

[amateur-shitpost-generator]

just got back from applebees. light yagami is trans !!!!!

[olliesaurus-rex]

New Vegas x Shitpost Generator

[bellpeppersand-beef]

@shitpostgenerator x cowboy bebop // part 1

addendum:

[jediintraining]

i had a lot of fun with the birdsrightsactivist tweets + The Force Awakens (part 1, part 2, part 3), so now i bring you

shitpostgenerator + The Mandalorian

[merry-melody]

Misfits x @shitpostgenerator